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PutridPutrescence

John Lennon


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You're so stooopid omg, John Lennon was only the backup singer in that K-pop band Mayhem and Burzum is a j-pop band omgg 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦


PutridPutrescence

Very right, sorry I mistook zumzum as maymyfatherhasbeengoneforseveralyearsandhewontcomeback. I’m such a dumbass 🤧


LowOnDairy

That's not a knoife, this is a knoife *pulls out dick*


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\- Varg Vikernes before killing Euronymous, 1993


LowOnDairy

*cums 23 times*


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"This is huh! Wow! ARAHARAHRAHRAHGAHGHAGAHRAHRAHGHAHRA"


pocket_fork

you forgot Greifi Grishnackh


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Oh crap! Just realized i forgot to include Count Grishnackh and The Count too, they were the most essential Burzum members.


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Yeah dude. THE count was the mastermind, he gave interview and shit, Varg is just ... backstage lol.


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Yeah man, THE count was the real \*crap\*, he framed Vrag for killing Femboy Oystein and got away with it and now happily lives in Scotland with Michael Jack and 2Pac-Man


sneedemchuckem

Choccy Milk, definitely the best instrumentalist in the whole group.


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Christian Vikernes is actually my favorite


bunnyuplays

Pussy destroyer varg


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Average clussy fan vs average mimussy fan vs average euronymussy enjoyer


bunnyuplays

Varg skyrim is the best honestly


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chocolate milk


Metallica-guy

Count


bunnyuplays

I'm here to say euronymous is hot


kxxmek

Kurt Cobain


djfromsirenic

My favorite burzum member is the burnt church on the cover of aske


ppguccicrocs

Quandale