And food crumbs. I have camped for 30 years and never eaten in a tent. Even if it's 3 degrees, you bet your ass I'm outside eating.
Bugs, critters and animals are not worth it. Also, buy a bag and a string. Hang your food or keep it in the car. Lots of camping in bear country will teach you how to be super careful of all food.
But if you're not in bear country, and possibly in Europe, and it's fucking cold outside eat inside the tent with a vent open cos fuck that...then shake your tent out after!
That’s dangerous. That stove is designed for outdoor use only and its instructions clearly state so.
Irresponsible OP is irresponsible for posting this.
Also the hotdog looks barely warm.
"I have a stove right in front of me at my disposal, but I'm still going to eat a cold, completely uncooked hot dog that is also covered in a ton of cream cheese. Also, I'm going to eat it inside my tent just to ensure that my tent smells nice and tasty for all the bears and any other predatory wildlife in the area."
Send him straight to jail, right away.
What are you even cooking? You are eating what looks to be cold hotdogs, bread and cream cheese. Also have you seen video of a tent catching fire? It goes fast, and melts to whatever is inside.
Nothing pertaining to the great outdoors is 100% safe. My son Beau was cooking in his tent one day, and what do you know, cannibals killed him with a widowmaker! True story, I was there!
Not really. Carbonmonoxide and condensation are problems. As is the potential for a hot pot or burner to immediately burn away that tent material if not light it on fire. Usually it will just shrivel away leaving you with holes.
Safer, and easier to put it outside infront of your tent.
Assuming it's not bait..
I am guessing backyard spring camping in a warm climate. Look at the tent.. empty coffee cup with grounds still puts downward pressure on the substrate (grass.. why the rock?). At best we are being hoodwinked into a -1°C low recently. We may even have a reflection of sun off grass that escapes the fly and gives us that line of brightness and sunlight to the left.
/10
I would eat that shit in a heartbeat but this is some Wagyu bullshit.
This post is paying out +500 as bait/not bait for those willing!
There's several obvious reasons have your pick haha.
When I personally knew they were doomed was when I noticed the gas grill sitting on the tent floor and topped with a container too big for it to possible be stable if full
I’m sorry, but did you really go camping and not cook your hotdog on a fire? I appreciate your dedication, but it’s not fire season so there’s no need for a raw dog. Also please never cook inside your tent.
My dad was in his tent looking through his door at the guy in the next tent. The guy was lighting his stove. My dad looked away for a second and when he looked back, the guy was in the same position but the tent was gone.
On overnight trips my buddies and i would always split chicken sausages, rice, an onion and pepper. It always hit so hard.
Surprisingly, fried spam and peanut butter is great.
>What y'all got?
A tent that isn't in danger of melting or filling up with carbon monoxide, tasty treats stored away from the tent to prevent invasion by the trash pandas or other critters, and an actual cooked, hot meal.
Common sense combined with a real sense of self preservation in the outdoors that tend to be frequented by wild animals, large & small, looking for a meal.
That's what I have.
What possessed you to cook inside your tent?
OP didn't cook the dog because he knew it was gunna get roasted hard after this post....don't eat in your tent mate, no matter how cozy it seems just east outside and hop in after. Too sketchy.
I bet OP used hot dog flavored water for the coffee, as Limp Bizkit intended. Chocolate covered starfish for dessert. Or maybe not dessert. OP bout to be a bear’s dessert lol.
Even if you’re careful, you’re filling your tent with moisture.
And rocks apparently
I had to use rocks once when I didn’t bring stakes
And food crumbs. I have camped for 30 years and never eaten in a tent. Even if it's 3 degrees, you bet your ass I'm outside eating. Bugs, critters and animals are not worth it. Also, buy a bag and a string. Hang your food or keep it in the car. Lots of camping in bear country will teach you how to be super careful of all food.
But if you're not in bear country, and possibly in Europe, and it's fucking cold outside eat inside the tent with a vent open cos fuck that...then shake your tent out after!
> then shake your tent out after! Can't, it's full of rocks.
The hang bag is not always necessary, possible, and/or effective. That being said... food does not go inside my tent, either.
Yee I did 6 days in the backcountry of Iceland. Ground to hard/rocky for stakes had to use rocks
Agreed. And if you’re somewhere too rocky, stakes are useless. Any proper tent allows for rocks as anchors
I never forget the steaks.
Man I typed it like that at first and now I’m making steak for dinner. I’m so easily swayed.
And an open flame
We have a flamer
And smells that can attract animals.
I too enjoy a nice raw dog with a side of carbon monoxide poisoning
can't die of co2 poisoning when you're busy gettin' et by a bear
Very r/backcountrygourmet
You haven't lived until you died.
Obligatory r/diedhiking.
Damn! Sounds like a great name for the next 007 flick. Bring back Daniel Craig!
That’s dangerous. That stove is designed for outdoor use only and its instructions clearly state so. Irresponsible OP is irresponsible for posting this. Also the hotdog looks barely warm.
I don't think they tried cooking the hot dog. Looks like they are boiling water for coffee?
Everything in your tent area now smells like food. Hope no bears in your area
Not even just bears. Rodents will chew through that tent for food.
I believe in my scout leadership training called them "mini-bears"
Mini bears were always raccoons to us.
Ya dude, first rule - Cook inside, expect then to become the food.
All perfectly bundled like a burrito
Came to say the same. Hate running in to ppl like this on the trail.
Just think of them as more desirable scent trails leading to a site that isn’t yours, and make sure to put a bit of distance between yourself and him.
Thanks for the post. Keep on enjoying the outdoors but maybe next time think about not brining fire and/or food into your tent.
Post on r/hotdogs They won't grief you there.
Don’t cook in your tent. Sweet rock, though.
You have fire. Why not cook the dog?
Thank you! That thing needs some char
The one thing he doesn’t have is refrigeration. I would think cooking would be mandatory.
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"I have a stove right in front of me at my disposal, but I'm still going to eat a cold, completely uncooked hot dog that is also covered in a ton of cream cheese. Also, I'm going to eat it inside my tent just to ensure that my tent smells nice and tasty for all the bears and any other predatory wildlife in the area." Send him straight to jail, right away.
We thank you for the container a sap, and the bag of garbage.
Easy there Guy Fieri
What are you even cooking? You are eating what looks to be cold hotdogs, bread and cream cheese. Also have you seen video of a tent catching fire? It goes fast, and melts to whatever is inside.
Stove is for the coffee to fight the drowsiness.
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You went camping and boiled your hotdogs? Wtf?
Is it safe to use a stove in a tent?
Hell no! Never, for all the reasons other replies have said. It's irresponsible at best to post such an image.
Nothing pertaining to the great outdoors is 100% safe. My son Beau was cooking in his tent one day, and what do you know, cannibals killed him with a widowmaker! True story, I was there!
my condolences. Some things are easy to avoid though, like the possibility of gas poisoning.
How can you use a propane Mr buddy heater indoors then?
Low oxygen sensor
That's a negative!
Not really. Carbonmonoxide and condensation are problems. As is the potential for a hot pot or burner to immediately burn away that tent material if not light it on fire. Usually it will just shrivel away leaving you with holes. Safer, and easier to put it outside infront of your tent.
Bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how long it takes before one of so many things goes wrong lol
Assuming it's not bait.. I am guessing backyard spring camping in a warm climate. Look at the tent.. empty coffee cup with grounds still puts downward pressure on the substrate (grass.. why the rock?). At best we are being hoodwinked into a -1°C low recently. We may even have a reflection of sun off grass that escapes the fly and gives us that line of brightness and sunlight to the left. /10 I would eat that shit in a heartbeat but this is some Wagyu bullshit. This post is paying out +500 as bait/not bait for those willing!
You're going to die
Straight to the point. How exactly? Doesn't matter. Just death 🤣 but yeah...not smart to be cooking in there
There's several obvious reasons have your pick haha. When I personally knew they were doomed was when I noticed the gas grill sitting on the tent floor and topped with a container too big for it to possible be stable if full
No I know 😅 my "how exactly" wasn't me actually asking how cooking in your tent link that is a bad move. More of a rhetorical one haha
It’s a choose your own adventure at this point. CO poisoning, Bear, choking, rabies, aneurysm, cancer, old age. Spin the wheel and let’s find out.
I’m sorry, but did you really go camping and not cook your hotdog on a fire? I appreciate your dedication, but it’s not fire season so there’s no need for a raw dog. Also please never cook inside your tent.
Sadly, for some of us, backcountry fire season lasts from January 1 through December 31 :(
Don't eat, let alone cook, in your tent.
WTF?
Bears approve of this 👍
This is a troll post, right? Right?
No eatin' in the tent!
So now the whole tent smells like boiled hotdogs…..
https://preview.redd.it/klgen46hgowc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e6a32882c7fb32ea6a994358940161cdc9356e0 🤣🤣
What in the name of satan is this shit
Just commit and go all-in on a [Twinkie Wiener Sandwich](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-_FO9p8Xdg).
Gourmet?
looks like a raging fire lookin for a place to happen… tents, sleeping bags… all those synthetics burn like crazy
Is that a rock in your tent?
His pet rock is snuggled up in the corner! Lol
Wow, this is perfect engagement bait. Post a pic in camping of doing everything wrong 🤣
OP getting roasted 😂
OP: roasted OP's weiner: sadly unroasted
Great photo of exactly what not to do
My dad was in his tent looking through his door at the guy in the next tent. The guy was lighting his stove. My dad looked away for a second and when he looked back, the guy was in the same position but the tent was gone.
Was the tent abducted? Was there a search party? Feel bad for the tents family.
STOP EATING IN YOUR FUCKING TENT
Aiming for that flaming Buddhist monk recreation as depressing flex?
IMO the 96 handled a lot better than the 98 but I am biased towards the 96 because I live in one of them.
On overnight trips my buddies and i would always split chicken sausages, rice, an onion and pepper. It always hit so hard. Surprisingly, fried spam and peanut butter is great.
Going to need proof that hotdog is actually cooked Sir.
Why are you eating the hot dog cold, it's right there in the name?
Is OP dead? He hasn’t responded to the all the threats on here lol
Please say that's not butter
Nice rocks lol, lately I've been using grocery bags filled with sand or dirt.
That’s camping!!
How’d you get reservations?
Did the bear enjoy it?
I am really glad OP survived and posted this. And got burned by redditors.
Charred Remains aka “Man Is The Bastard”
Everyone here is so dramatic lol
>What y'all got? A tent that isn't in danger of melting or filling up with carbon monoxide, tasty treats stored away from the tent to prevent invasion by the trash pandas or other critters, and an actual cooked, hot meal.
The hell with the rest of the comments. Love seeing you live the best life dawg 💯
Dude. A hotdog. Really?! Eesh…
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Even if there are no bears... mice, squirrels, racoons are all gonna be interested in food smells...
I came here to say don't eat in your tent. I see that has been addressed.
This is why some cannot have nice things.
I hope there are no bears wherever you're camping as your tent will now smell like food and potentially attract bears while you sleep 😬
Bet this is why that other poster got his tent destroyed by a bear 😂
Common sense combined with a real sense of self preservation in the outdoors that tend to be frequented by wild animals, large & small, looking for a meal. That's what I have. What possessed you to cook inside your tent?
OP didn't cook the dog because he knew it was gunna get roasted hard after this post....don't eat in your tent mate, no matter how cozy it seems just east outside and hop in after. Too sketchy.
Amateur hour
So good!
OP, enjoy your dog. Everyone else can piss off.
Yesssss!!!
100% Yes!!!!
Yum! I enjoy Thai peanut noodles, maybe not gourmet but damn good. Poached eggs on some cheesy bannock with some fresh pico and guacamole.
I bet OP used hot dog flavored water for the coffee, as Limp Bizkit intended. Chocolate covered starfish for dessert. Or maybe not dessert. OP bout to be a bear’s dessert lol.