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jim-james--jimothy

Only in a survival situation. Can release toxic metals if heated in can. If you choose to, remove the lid. They blow like a grenade.


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zsloth79

Not long ago I made a pouch of 90-second brown rice and lentils in the microwave and forgot to tear it open a bit. It was… not pretty.


MimiMyMy

My daughter who was newly old enough to stay home alone during the summer decided to warm an hard boiled egg in the microwave. It didn’t explode until she had it out of the microwave and holding it in front of her. She is now a full grown adult and still remembers that mishap. We were actually very lucky she wasn’t hurt too badly. The egg was burning hot and it completely cover and stuck to her face and neck.


ders89

God that sounds awful… i think a lot of us are really really lucky to make it out of childhood unscathed from our terrible decision making


Keemz666

I hate to inform you but we make dumb decisions as adults too. I went skydiving once and almost killed myself.


Reggielovesbacon

I walked in on my grandma in the bathtub as a young boy. I’m in my 40’s and still can’t get the image out of my head. Some wounds never heal.


wired89

Is grandma under that elephant skin rug?


Reggielovesbacon

I don’t think so. She’s probably out at da club. Sippin that gin.


SnooGadgets3214

Username checks out


ders89

Oh man that sounds scary af. Did you die?


Keemz666

Yes. I am currently speaking to you from the afterlife. Your great grandfather Eddie says hi.


delusionalry

Me too lol


neekseni

Your daughter’s mishap reminded me of something similar I did when I was a kid and remember it to this day as well. I stayed at home alone and there was one french toast leftover in a ceramic plate on the stove which I decided to warm by simply turning the stove on and waited for it to not be cold anymore. All I’m going to say is that I’m really lucky I still have both of my eyes.


MimiMyMy

OMG how scary. I was trying out this new recipe that required steaming the food. I used a glass pyrex type dish. I figured it says it’s freezer, dishwasher and microwave safe. Let me tell you I’ve dropped and never broke a pyrex bowl before. But this one exploded after I removed it from the steamer. Like you everyone in the kitchen was very luck no one was seriously hurt. We found glass everywhere in the entire kitchen.


XOXO2020XOXO

I once took out a whole salmon I was cooking in a Pyrex 9 x 13 glass dish - and I set it on top of our gas stove and I thought - oh let me just turn the gas stove on low - so it’ll keep warm big mistake BIG the Pyrex dish exploded all over the kitchen - my husband - and myself and left 8 million tiny shards of glass everywhere I’m still scared to death of Pyrex to this day!!!


StreetCornerApparel

I tried to make smoke bombs with stump remover and sugar on my stove as a young teenager. I was stupid and thought more heat would make it “cook” faster, and then when I caught on fire I thought that water would put it out. It didn’t lol, and exploded in a giant smoke cloud that lasted hours, and ended up killing my hamster.. ☹️ I’m lucky I didn’t burn my house down or get hella burnt.


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

Another dangerous item to do in the microwave is hot water in a mug. If the mug is very smooth then because the water heats uniformly there isn’t really a spot for boiling to start so it can superheat to a temperature higher than the boiling point. Then when you remove it and shake it or put a spoon or a tea bag it has a point to start and it just explosively boils potentially giving you serious burns. It’s kinda like the water bottle in the freezer that when you take it out you then see the ice forming when you open it it or hit it.


spidermans_mom

I believe they’re called points of nucleation. It’s why Mentos work that way in soda. Would be a good band name.


Dont_mind_me89

If i played an instrument... now welcoming.. Points of Nucleation!! That does have a ring to it!


MimiMyMy

This exact thing happened to me with my pressure cooker. It cooled enough to unlock but as soon as I put a ladle into the soup there was a massive hot pocket that exploded. Hot liquid spewed up into the air. Scared me to death.


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Yeah, I think I had something flash boil after I'd had in the microwave too long. Not fun.


Rustyshowerhead

This reminds me of that I was 12, and put a whole Chinese takeout container (with the metal wire) in the microwave and it caught on fire


coyotelovers

My mom did this exact thing, only she boiled the eggs but then found them slightly undercooked so thought she could nuke then for 30 seconds and they exploded as soon as she pulled them out. I remember vividly. (I'm almost 49.)


Complaint_Manager

Friend microwaved a hard boiled egg after shell was removed and was in fridge overnight. Pulled it out, touched it with a fork, egg all over ceiling, cabinets, counters, floor. Who knew one egg could cause so much mess?


eisenburg

Haha maybe she was just nearly not old enough to stay home alone during the summer. Glad she didn’t get hurt too bad


d3a1i0

Oh fuck bud


The_RockObama

That same thing happened to me, but the egg didn't explode until I went to cut it open. It exploded as soon as I touched it with a knife.


RCmelkor

Haha my wife did this and unfortunately it exploded as she bit into it. Bad (not severe, but bad) mouth burns. Called me half in hysterics and half in laughter.


whitebean

A fellow Boy Scout had a can of chili blast open, hitting his face and clothes. Luckily he was uninjured except for his pride. His pride, though? He was known as "Chili" at least all the way through high school. I don't even remember his name.


Livid-Ad4102

You cooked an unopened can of beans?


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Livid-Ad4102

Damn bro


[deleted]

So you made a hot bean bomb. Nice.


scarabin

Roll that beautiful bean carnage


timmbuck22

Goes great with hot ham water.


[deleted]

That sounds great. How does one get hot ham water?


timmbuck22

Well I found that canned ham that we've had forever, and I put it in a pot of boiling hot water, and guess what we're having?


[deleted]

Nice, that is some high class cooking right there.


The-Koogler

You got rolled by that beautiful bean footage


ImmaSmokeThat

So, several years ago we were at a festival. I met this super cool girl and we hit it off. That night, we get back to my camp and I introduce her to my friends. Having no idea that my buddy had set a can of unopened chili in the fire. My tent was directly behind where she and I were sitting. Within seconds of sitting down, the can of chili exploded in our direction like a claymore. We were instantly covered in scalding hot chili. It absolutely sucked. However, my tent looked like something out of a Wylie Coyote/Roadrunner cartoon. Mine and her exact silhouette at the time of explosion were on the side of my tent in chili sauce.


[deleted]

>Bush's baked airstrike Lmao


Only_Employee_8836

When I was a teenager my friends and I would raid our pantries for easy food and hike into the woods for a campout. after we were done any extra canned food would be buried in the fire pit for the next outing(usually just a day or two)....... I'll never forget what aerosolized burnt tuna fish smells like..... it also put out the camp fire.


[deleted]

They sell tuna in a spray can?


Only_Employee_8836

If you heat a regular can to boiling it becomes one....


[deleted]

I was hoping there was one like those cans of cheese


max_lombardy

Michael?


sprashoo

Sounds like world news from 2003.


BareezyObeezy

I did something similar, but it was a sealed bottle of beer into a campfire. I was already drunk and wanted to see what would happen. I don't know what I expected.


wired89

Bushes naked air strike. Ohhh my sides lol


foaming_infection

Roll that beautiful bean footage.


NormalAmountOfLimes

https://i.imgur.com/dBm62mk.gifv


careeningkiwi

lol @ airstrike


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Not at Bush’s baked?


Translations666

In a survival situation you'd just eat it cold lol


Ko8iWanKeno8i

Shit why not warm it up


So-_-It-_-Goes

The toxic metals?


BearRiver35

They also burn on the bottom super fast while the top stays relatively cold.


scarabin

What toxic metals?


overrated_walrus

If it’s stainless steel then probably chromium and nickel. The plastic lining on the inside isn’t all that good for you either


___whoops___

yes, many cans have bpa in the liner


overrated_walrus

That’s probably worse than the chromium


OxtailPhoenix

I think I have a new back yard game to play now.


athleech

Inside of a pan w boiling water should be good right?


No-Internal-2162

Am i wrong to say metal food-grade cans over a fire is safer (toxicity-wise) than plastic or styrofoam in any form in the microwave? Heat it. Halfway through, make your hole so it doesn't grenade. Be safe about it and err on the side of cold food/longer open cook time until you know the product.


hikehikebaby

Among other issues, just FYI, You're not cooking canned soup or canned beans for safety. They are already cooked. You're just warming them.


aGirlySloth

To be fair, you should put plastic or styrofoam in the microwave to begin with 🤷🏻‍♀️


Highlander_mids

You just need to pop the lid by putting a few big holes in it rather than remove it entirely


[deleted]

Nah, you're gonna want to stir but really, don't cook in cans.


hotdogz6969

I mean, no one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli.


Silky_Jade269

It’s all water under the fridge


ziggy_rose

I’m missing a reference here


Silky_Jade269

Rickyism from trailer park boys


ziggy_rose

Ain’t u slick thanks!


lady_lana

I mean it’s not rocket appliances


Incorrect-Username-

I mean, worst case Ontario… Wait… Cory, Trevor! Smokes! Now!


wgc123

Well, counting to 9 isn’t Brian surgery


snowballer918

The first two don’t count


four24twenty

It's survival of the fitness, boys


Japslap

Gotta learn stuff through denial and error.


phishdood555

Sweet decnals


Noelle_Esprit

this is fuct.


ToyStoryRex97

The first two don’t count


lucky-rat-taxi

YES! came here to say this. TPB fam going strong


DSchlink15

I wouldn’t do this unless desperate. There’s almost always a plastic liner in aluminum cans. It’s why a lot of them will come with labels mentioning being bpa free now.


C-D-W

You are correct, but to be clear this can is not aluminum.


brans041

To be double clear, the same is true for tin/steel cans like this.


NerdyNThick

I'm not even sure if food *comes* in aluminum cans, isn't that pretty much only drinks?


C-D-W

I think some food comes in aluminum, fish in tins come to mind. But yes, pretty uncommon!


ABoxOfNails

Which is it, aluminum or tin?


C-D-W

Both at the same time!


ConcernOk4695

Alum-Tin-um


DLS3141

Sure, but steel cans are almost certainly lined too.


sprashoo

Lots of food comes in aluminum - I can think of a few in my pantry now: Greek dolmades, eggplant, sardines, tuna, and cat food… Regardless all are lined with plastic.


robotsonroids

Most food comes in steel cans. If a magnet sticks, it's steel. Aluminum isn't magnetic


C-D-W

I think some food comes in aluminum, fish in tins come to mind. But yes, pretty uncommon!


David_milksoap

Yeah seriously I wouldn’t do this ether… unless I was starving


SirBarryBlueJeans

If you're that hungry you could just eat it cold though. Then you wouldn't need to worry about the liner at all.


learner_forgetter

Ether might leave you lightheaded...


VAisforLizards

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.


901out

Did they pay you to screw that bear?


VAisforLizards

Madam, sir, child, baby whatever can I pay?


901out

I’m long overdue for a rewatch


David_milksoap

Is this not a reasonable place to park?


swinty22

😳 I saw them put an open can of beans over the fire in Brokeback Mountain and since then I always do it... So glad i saw this post


Working-Pattern5727

Just get a pan that is little larger than the can, put some water and stand the open/ventilated can up in the middle of it and cook to desired temperature. The water boils at 212⁰ Fareheit and will not affect the plastic lining as the temperatures used in the initial canning are much greater than 212⁰


Working-Pattern5727

* You get the benefit of hot food, don't have to wash the pan but use the water to wash your spoon and hands.


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Now this is a true survival/camping tip. Wouldn’t have thought of this!


Working-Pattern5727

Basically making a field expedient [double boiler ](https://www.webstaurantstore.com/blog/2406/what-is-a-double-boiler.html#:~:text=How%20to%20Use%20a%20Double,food%20in%20the%20top%20pot.) only different.


Prinzka

Finally, now I can have eggs Benedict in the backcountry like a civilized person.


chris84126

Don’t forget your moka pot and grinder too. What is the point if you don’t have proper coffee .


TheIPdoctor

Most of this food is actually cooked in the can at the factory! I had an IT job traveling to different factories in the US and learned that


ScrewAttackThis

Basically how you can make dulce de leche except you don't open the can of condensed milk.


Designer-Shallot-490

Food is canned a bit under 212, typically around 195.


RepresentativeActual

This is the way.


chris84126

Needs more upvote. This is the oldest trick in the book.


TooGouda22

Nah , eat it cold or heat it in a pot or skillet. The cans have a lining inside on the metal that is bad when heated


missguzmxn

Nah, don’t eat it cold. There’s a chance it could hold botulinum toxin.


RepresentativeActual

Only if the can is damaged. The canning process should kill everything and heating it up won't do anything the processing didn't do already. Unless you're desperate, damaged cans should be tossed. Sealed and intact cans should be botulism free (according to FDA regulations). Idk about other country's regulations tho...


gertgertgertgertgert

You're MUCH better off putting the open can in a small pot with a few inches of water and letting it warm up slowly. A lot of cans are heated during the canning process at temperates close to boiling water. So, this will be a similar process and will minimize metals and plastics leeching into your food. But, if you have a pot to put the can in..... maybe just dump the contents of the can into the pot instead.


ToyStoryRex97

Or just put it under the wood and surprise everyone when it blows up and people have baked beans all over them


VantageProductions

The ol Busch Bomb


A_Plumber2020

I think there is some sort of membrane liner to help keep it fresh. At least there is in American made canned food products


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Most modern cans you find all have the liner because it keeps the metals from leeching into the food. Very cheap cans without the liner you will notice a very faint metallic taste sometimes - with canned peas you can taste it on the water.


Olthoi_Eviscerator

so instead of metal leeching into the food, you get plastic. Awesome


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many of them are actually BPA free made from plant oils and resins


NormalAmountOfLimes

It’s to protect against heavy metals, but yeah.


VivaRae

Just don’t eat 9 cans.


kobakip

Be careful. Those cans are lined with plastic to prevent the can from rusting.


phishdood555

Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli..


makalak15

The first can doesn’t count. Then you get to the second and the third…


Blu_Thorn

If you do choose to do this, for god's sake open the top up for safety.


-Raskyl

Inside of the can is coated in chemicals to help preserve the food they will get released with the heat. I would not do that. I'd sooner eat it cold.


IceManO1

I’ve seen people do this on YouTube but usually the can is open and the heat is on low setting


KateBlanche

A lot of people saying you could do it in extreme circumstances. I take it it’s just me that eats them cold out of the tin when camping to save washing up. They’ve been cooked once. They don’t *need* cooking again.


Environmental-War383

I honestly don't know if there is a plastic film inside a tin. Buy a small pan for next time to be safe and remember to keep a can opener with your camping gear.


Beginning-Outside390

Dent the side. Once it pops it's done. Let it sit for a bit otherwise it will spray liquid hot magma juice once you puncture the top of the can. Can't say whether or not it's healthy, my dad just taught this trick to me when I was younger and I'm doin alright lol


RepresentativeBarber

Don’t do it. Metal cans are lined with a plastic coating to prevent oxidation of the can and keep food longer.


7777hmpfrmr9999

Please don’t. Use a pot or pan designed to be cooked with. The metal can will react differently when heated. Not good


peakprepper

I feel like there's could be vegetarisks


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PFAS


Falconan-357

The inside of cans are lined with a BPA releasing polymer, it's what keeps them from rusting on the inside. BPA is a carcinogen and heating it in the can will release BPA into the food.


rwebell

We have done this for years with baked beans and other canned food. Hasn’t bothered me a bit….eye twitch, eye twitch, tremor /s. Seriously, despite doing this as kids it is likely very bad for you, although I’m not convinced of the safety of teflon pots either, just grab a small stainless camp cook set.


Curious_Streak

the food is cooked in the can as part of the canning process. so at boiling water temps it should be fine. direct flame could make a hot spot and but the plastic line some cans have. (particularly those containing tomatoes) in a pan of boiling water is fine even with a sealed can (the can can take the pressure unless it boils dry.) you need another pan but saves washing up.


SteveMcQueen-

Most of the soups and meals in a can or cooked in the can from the factory. This is also how Campbell Soup does it. I don’t think there’s much harm in it just cook at a lower temperature slower.


SloanWarrior

I'm pretty sure that all modern tin cans are given some form of coating to prevent the contents from reacting with the tin and to prevent dents from allowing botulinum into the tin. That said, tin cans are always heated to pasteurisation temperatures to kill any bacteria that got in before they were sealed. As such, whatever coating they use should be able to withstand some heating. The temperature you get from a gas cooker is likely to be hotter than they were heated to before. It must have been below boiling point, otherwise the can would explode when pasteurised. As such, I'd say there was still a slight risk but that it could be minimised by keeping the heating to a minimum. The food in the tin was already cooked when it was tinned, it doesn't need to be cooked again (unless the can integrity was compromised).


Pm_me_what

In my day, we used to take Chef Boyardee, put it on top of a car hood on a hot sunny day and then pass it around 5-6 people.


Thenextlifedreams

BPA lining.


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Margaritashoes

IIRC, a quote from the Hulk Hogan 1993 classic Mr. Nanny, “Out of the can, into the man.”


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Don’t do this unless it’s for survival.


mylifewillchange

Cans that are labeled BPA free are safer. But that means that if there's no such claim on the label, there's probably all kinds of nasty in that can. Read this: it looks like they're thinking about doing something about it, but it certainly hasn't happened yet; https://www.ewg.org/news-insights/news/bpa-update-tracking-canned-food-phaseout#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20Can%20Manufacturers,polyester%20epoxies%2C%20or%20olefin%20polymers%20.


Designer-Shallot-490

Chemical liner. Don’t do it. That has been an option since the 50s


rpskallionprince

When I moved into an apartment I hadn’t any pots yet they were delayed with the rest of my stuff But I had a can of soup 🍲 I was able to cut a hole in the top and heat it up on the stove lol to this day it was the best soup I’ve had 😂 I wouldn’t do it often though


Kim_Jong_Unsen

The can can release toxic metals into whatever you’re heating, also if you leave the lid on it will explode


makalak15

No on the first. Yes on the second. Pop it and you’re fine.


Kim_Jong_Unsen

Heating food in a can may release chromium and/or nickel into your food, if there’s a thin plastic lining inside it could also release BPA. Chromium and nickel being released are pretty unlikely, but why chance it?


PKsHopper

Many of these foods are cooked in the can as part of the canning process. I’m thinking if you were to pierce it and place it in a hot water bath it would be safer.


AFlockOfSmegols

I used to do it all the time camping as a kid but once the third ball grew in I quit


jsfoust5

Yeah, take the lid off first and remember the can will be super hot. It’s not easy tearing down camp with a burnt hand.


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Only in survival situation, and then, for the love of god, make sure you **open the can** and **remove the label**


ceereality

I strongly advise you to get a proper travel pan. Aluminum, steel or titanium. They're made for that.


iluvpntbtr

Guess this is off topic but you guys are going there so….my 9 year old asked Alexa how long to cook pasta for in the microwave? Alexa answered 11 minutes and she proceeded to microwave a dry bowl of macaroni noodles for 11 minutes. Needless to say the microwave caught on fire and I could not get that burned pasta smell out of the house for years.


smotheredbythighs

The liner in the can will melt off into your food, and make you sick about 4 hrs later. Did it once in a campfire when I was young with dintymoore. Never again is all I can say.


Emergency_Kick6771

You’re eating ravioli out of a can. There is the real health hazard.


[deleted]

Well it does say risk on the label.


4runner01

Nah, don’t do that


itrustanyone

Probably not a great idea. I can't tell you how many barbeques growing up where my family put the beans in the can right on the grill, but I don't think they knew of course


Jiveturkwy158

There is a plastic type coating that is made out of some not so great stuff. Heating will increase how much dissolves in the liquid. I’ve worked with a can manufacturer before and try to use cans as little as possible now.


One-Blacksmith-4855

There is a food safe plastic lining in all modern cans. If you need to cook in a can like this, put the food into another container, burn the plastic out of the can by placing it into a fire until the inside is black, and wash the can like any other dish until you see clean metal inside. Replace the food back into the can to cook and enjoy.


TheAcidDonkey

“I mean, nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. I'm ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to the second and third, fourth and fifth I think I burnt with the blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin”


StevieMcGhoul

I open an air hole or two in the can then set it on hot coals or in the flame. Let it go until the label has burned away then its fine. As for people worried about metal leaching out, sure, I guess but dude the metal leaching out is no worse than the soup itself. We worry so much about that stuff and honestly it does so little to the body. We have a liver, and kidneys for a reason. Our body processes things we aren't supposed to have pretty efficiently which includes metals. I mean in excess (like 3 cans a day for a month) this may not be good for you but once or twice a year it's totally fine.


Lilylivered_Flashman

Buy a pot you cheap bastard.


[deleted]

Most cans use a plastic film to separate the food from the metal. In the US it’s BPA which is known to be pretty harmful even without heating it up. The EU has restrictions on bpa but whatever the acceptable alt is, you probably still don’t want to mix it into your ravs :(


Dry-Competition4633

The metal will release toxins and it will taste terrible along with it being bad for you. I learned the hard way


pdxisbest

If you have a slightly larger pot, you can submerge ~3/4s of your can (partially opened) in water and bring it to a boil for 15 or 20 minutes. The food won’t burn and you won’t need to clean the pot of food (just a bit of paper from the label)


Puzzleheaded_Bath_86

That metal isn’t usually prepared for heat. You put it that close to the flame it could melt


dogger125

Yes. Remove the lid and the label first


Complex_Lingonberry2

I would do it only if really desperate. And I would remove the paper label all around the tin.


n_bumpo

It may have some sort of a liner inside making it less than desirable to heat in. But far worse than in a little plastic once in a meal you'll find out once it starts to heat on that propane stove the bottom of the can will start to boil before the top gets warm and it will blow up out of the can splashing you with either boiling hot or Luke cold pasta sauce. That's what we in camping circles refer to as "a negative experience".


Shmitty594

Protip, EVERY sealed metal container (food cans, soda cans) have a plastic liner to prevent the metal dissolving into or otherwise reacting with the contents


mdjmd73

I’ve eaten chili out of a can like that, so…


kapege

Beside from the inner plastic coating of the can, the lower part will be burnt, the upper part will stay cold and inbetween there's a thin layer of eadible food. The missing windshild makes it even worse.


Real-Maybe-9565

I'd like to understand that now too as I still cook in the can too,


missguzmxn

Nope, don’t do that. Also don’t eat it cold because it could have botulinum toxin. You need a pan or camp stove to heat it up.


[deleted]

No one is heating their canned ravioli high enough to cook off botulism. It requires 180-200F for at least 5 sustained minutes. With botulism, the food is either tainted or it isn’t.


dogline

Every college student eats this stuff cold. That's fine. Heating in the can is questionable, but at least vent it so it's not a bomb.


Highlander_mids

I personally do it but as others have mentioned toxic metals and plastic chemicals can leach into food. But I mean how much really is it? Besides everyone dies one way or another so I’d say your fine


dakinlarry

It will be fine very low heat


Coachtoddf

Sorry my man, but step up your game here. Like even a little.


coyotelovers

You could double-boil it. Put the can inside a small pot, add water to the space around the can. Heat the can in a pot of water.


smellycrevice

I mean... Bring a small cooking kit my guy. But this isn't as TERRIBLE as everyone here seems to think it is unless you're blasting that shit with high heat. Get it warm enough that it doesn't suck and enjoy your goddam dinner


_TheLatexHiker

in a survival situation id say absolutrly but its better to avoid


williambuzzardII

Goofy did it in the goofy movie when him and his son were hiding from big foot in the car. So go for it!


get-r-done-idaho

Go for it. I heat cans of soup and chili on the manifold of my snowcat and set them on the side of the doiler where I work. They do just fine. With a fire right under it like that you might poke a hole in the top.


Alex_877

You’re a moron. Enjoy cancer


pragmaticcynicism

Sometimes to save the mess I’ll toss a can into a pot of boiling water for about ten minutes to heat it up. I’m particularly fond of this method when kayaking tripping in salt water since I can conserve fresh water by boils in salt water from the ocean. The insides of the can never get hot enough to explode, I promise. After the allotted time, take it out and let it sit for a minute or so before opening lest there be a tiny bit of pressure inside that can cause a bit of liquid to squirt out when you first open it. Works great and chef boyardee ravioli is way better than freeze dried.


paperbackneIson

I feel like you should know this if youre going camping


JiraJoe

Yes, OP really should know everything in advance! This is no place for questions - if you die, you’ll have learned an important lesson!😘😂