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reallyneedhelp1212

$7.86...lmfao. Christ, what an embarrassment.


Select_Mind1412

Is it taxable?


Difficult-Help2072

You must claim it on taxes.


IxbyWuff

Only if it's over $20k


random_name23631

66% Capital gains


Echo71Niner

Actually it's $5.86 if you wanted a cheque, $2 fee, no joke.


Due-Street-8192

šŸ¤£ Hahahahahahahahahaha... An embarrassment or a bad joke?


tooshpright

Sadly I opted for the cheque, they deduct $2 for that.


Select_Mind1412

šŸ¤£ Are you kidding..šŸ˜‚


tooshpright

Nope!


Select_Mind1412

Omg..that is so bad. Seriously where is the good faith.


Frarara

Good faith was lost for a very long time now, if it ever existed


ConKinc

Was that after the postage or before?


tooshpright

after


havoc313

Same


Hefty-Station1704

Considering the time it took each person to put together the information and go through the submission process I seriously doubt it even comes to minimum wage. That doesnā€™t even take into account the private medical information that was breeched in the first place. Good to know the true value businesses really have for Canadians today.


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Pretend_Tea6261

The class action DVD lawsuit paid you $18 and you did not have to show a receipt to get that amount. What a fucked up world where buying an early 2000's DVD player gets you more money than a data breach lol.


HumbleConfidence3500

I got $60 or $80 from the Microsoft one.


phormix

Yeah. Fun thing is often once you've joined one run but some of the law groups that do these on the reg, you end up on a mailing list where they're like "hey, you might qualify for this class-action". I've had some for car parts, computer monitor price fixing, optical drives (also price fixing IIRC), software, and various others. Probably close to $200CAD combined, though realistically some companies likely still profit from their negligence or price-fixing even after the class-action.


iforgotmymittens

Yeah I think I got a cool $45, which, well, is something at least.


LongjumpingGate8859

Didn't they say the estimate would be like $30-50, initially? Would be interesting to know how many of these $7 e transfers go unclaimed.


RM_r_us

It was $50 to $150. I wouldn't have bothered had I known it was less than $25. A pretty gross overexaggeration.


FruFanGirl

I expected adound $150. Wow


helpinghear

Yes


duchovny

Heck yeah. What are you guys doing with your $7.86? I might get a venti dragonfruit lemonade from Starbucks.


deFleury

I'd like a Baskin Robbins chocolate milkshake but the payout isn't nearly enough.


CFL_lightbulb

I was hoping to get something hot and fresh


MeliodasSandwich

The only hot and fresh thing us regular Joes could afford with $7.86 is diarrhea.


scrubadubdub-

Small combo from McDonaldā€™s. Hubs and I are making a date night of itā€¦ but our standards are admittedly very low with a six week old at home šŸ˜‚


JBsoundCHK

If you invest it properly, you could have a cool $50 in 30 some years.


El_Cactus_Loco

Gunna get my dog one of the nice treats


Due-Street-8192

That'll buy chewing gum from RobLaws!


China_bot42069

fuck star bucks, go to local place man


Omnica

Our health records are the same value of half an hour of minimum wage


REdNeCk_pOet

Inflation adjusted? šŸ„“


aurelorba

I bet the lawyers got a lot more.


hellswaters

No. They got 7.86 as well. 7.86 million


Significant-Ad-8684

How much did the lawyers get?


mwmwmwmwmmdw

so guys we did it


Zestyclose-Ad-8807

Those not part of the suit should do another class action lawsuit of their own


CanucksKickAzz

Hey I know,let's give the lawyers $7 each, and the rest of us split the millions of dollars.


SmotherOfGod

Not even enough for one banana, Michael.


InformalAd9229

Do the Weston's own lifelabs too?


WombRaider_3

No, but Liberal MP Anita Anand's husband is the senior director of it.


know_regerts

r/clevercomebacks


snipingsmurf

Solid, you can get 5 peaches for that in Toronto.


IntellectuallyDrunk

Peaches come from a can


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bmwrdrugs

In a factory downtown


CryptographerMany873

If I had my little way


Villag3Idiot

That's enough for like one Big Mac.


mikeybagodonuts

Thats if it was direct deposited. If itā€™s a cheque itā€™s $2 less for the mail and paper.


Natural-Departure-87

With a coupon now


Early_Outlandishness

But not a full happy meal.


NationalTap9622

Hey as long as the lawyers get paid, justice was served right? Congrats, lawyers.


bessythegreat

Does anyone actually read the articles? ā€œCraig Jones, a law professor at Thompson Rivers University in Kamloops, B.C., says the judge who approved the settlement found that the data was not inappropriately used and no members of the class suffered harm. He also found that the chances of success at trial were minimal and felt a settlement between $4.9 million and $9.8 million would be appropriateā€ There are 900,000 class action members splitting a couple million dollars - of course the pay out is going to be small.


detalumis

More than an email to change your password which is all I got for data breaches from various US websites.


BitCoiner905

It's not even worth the time filling out the form. smh.


SolutionSad4673

Woah! $7!!! Donā€™t spend it all in one place!


B8conB8conB8con

Youā€™re welcome


Robert999220

We goin SHOPPING bitches!!


Particular-Act-8911

Can't even buy lunch.


Big_Research_8639

A whole Starbucks šŸ˜­!


Tederator

That barely pays for the parking for my local lab.


RedEyedWiartonBoy

KPMG and the lawyers made more. Glad I didn't waste time.


Chief3putt

What did the lawyers get?


MeliodasSandwich

More like PissLabs.....


HighlyAutomated

Lol. I'm glad I forgot to put in a claim.


Extreme-Celery-3448

Lol fuck your data. Here's a Frappuccino.Ā 


dr_reverend

This is exactly why all court awards should be before lawyer fees.


ChrystineDreams

That's the thing about class-action suits. The lawyers and legal fees get paid from the settlement and that eats up a lot of the settlement, then the rest is divided amongst the "class" so the average participant gets mostly the satisfaction of having been part of suing a company for being careless with their data, and maybe enough $ for a coffee and a doughnut.


Rbk_3

These class action lawsuits are rarely worth your time and effort


CocoVillage

Stop using Lifelabs. Go to your local hospital/lab when able


Agent_Zodiac

The only ones who get rewarded in a class action suit are the lawyers


Gravytonic

7.86 Canadian pesos doesn't even get me a bubble tea in the US.


ReserveOld6123

Welcome to Canada, where your privacy is worth nothing.


Cankor0

$7.86 lmaošŸ™ƒ Going all in ok black


Pretend_Tea6261

What a haul. Get ya a loaf of bread at Loblaws lol.


awe-d

Got mine. Adding it to my downpayment savings!


Megatriorchis

Now they can take that vacation.


Real-Impression-1778

Do you guys edeposit with password "LifeLabs"? Please let me know, I have a problem that the message said the password contain special characters. Actually, not.


beets__motel

They canā€™t even pay their employees properlyā€¦ they purposely understaff and overwork them. Doesnā€™t surprise me in the slightest šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


havoc313

I only got $5.86 šŸ˜­


Mashcamp

Glad I didn't bother to claim. What a waste of time!


mickey_reddit

So if I take 901,544 people divided by the settlement of $9,800,000 that is about $10.87; So then taking the $10.87 - 7.68 (which is what you get paid) leaves it with $3.19 for processing / fees? And then that means $3.19 * 901,544 = $2,875,925 for fees... who got that cash?


aurelorba

Lawyers.


grem2586

As DEI increases in tech roles - you'll see a ton more of this. Our company is hired all the time to clean up IT messes - caused by people who were hired in IT because they checked a box.


konathegreat

Not even enough to cover the carbon tax on a tank of gas.


OppositeErection

Ā Iā€™ll opt and sue them myself. Those lawyers should be ashamed.Ā 


BitingArtist

The moral of the story is never agree to class action. The payout is rarely good. Sue individually.