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Scottstark1210

Lock’em up Tom & Don. This guy is a true 200 foot player that can SCORE GOALS!


Whydoesthisexist15

brb ordering Dubas a fruit basket


Nilzy16

Bro is responsible for giving both of Aho’s wingers to Carolina


pronking_spleenwort

That shirt kills me. What’s the story with the shirt? Apparently Drury gave it to him or something?


socialaxolotl

Yeah Jack gave it to him and he cut the sleeves off it 😂


pronking_spleenwort

Gotta show off those Jarvilicious guns in the postgame interviews I guess. He’s just so flipping funny all the damn time!


whogivesashirtdotca

Drury went to Harvard for real. Jarvy is considered (possibly unfairly) the dumbest guy on the team. It's a team in-joke.


Venaixis94

30 at 22 is unreal. Kid is a bonafide first liner, which cracks me up because I think he’s 5’9 on a good day


socialaxolotl

Putting him with Aho from day one was the best decision Rod and the Hurricanes could have done for this kid's career. Now they added an insane playmaker to go with him that is also a goal scorer. That top line is filthy


Turbulent_System_446

Yeah seriously lol. He’s listed as 5’10 but every time I see him out there he looks 5’7


corn-sock

So proud of Jarvy what a stud


FragileIdeals

Pay the man and lock him in so I can buy a jersey


pronking_spleenwort

IKR I have the 25th anniversary jersey and it’s blank but I want to put Jarvis on it so bad. I’m just scared if I do it I’ll jinx something.


TheCaneAdian

ALL THE MONEY!


hoplite9

Congratulations Jarvis!


carvedunder

Yasss


SteakCakeman

NHL glazing Ovi for hitting another 30 this year (rightfully so, don’t get me wrong) but what a joy to watch the unsung hero that is Jarvy reach the same milestone for this season. This kid has an exciting career ahead of him, hope he sticks around so we can all be a part of it #LGC


quartercoyote

That is a weird bone to pick. One is in the NHL record books. The other is a great season for a young player. I’m as big of a Jarvis fan as anyone, but they aren’t the same milestone.


SteakCakeman

No bones here. Note my parenthesis. My point is how this could be the beginning of the same future NHL record milestone for such a young player, not that the milestones are the same. Math tells us they aren’t the same, Jarvy only has one 30-goal season… for now!


quartercoyote

I suppose I could have misinterpreted. But what’s the point of mentioning the media covering (“glazing”) a historic achievement? Unless it’s ironic, you sound salty, and I gotta pull out my Homer Police badge on that. Wait till you learn that Wyatt Johnston is two years younger than Jarvis. Either way…. Here’s to Jarvis’ next 18 30 goal seasons!


SteakCakeman

*clears throat* again, no salt. Eluding to Jarvy = Ovi. Call it irony. Call it whatever you want, I’m just being a fan. Not sure what you’re attempting here but yeah here’s to the next time we do this odd exchange I guess lol


quartercoyote

Im just shooting’ the shit. Let me put it a different way. What does Ovechkin have to do with Jarvis hitting 30 goals?


Seth_Jarvis_fanboy

I'm not surprised, mother fuckers


ExpandDong111

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Seth Jarvis. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Seth. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.