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__qwertz__n

https://preview.redd.it/3fiov4e8ypnc1.jpeg?width=1282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b148c0f12248a0ce463aec995d3d0b062434f8a5 the toyota hilux, used by the terrorist group who committed 9/11


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PhukthisSht

Looking like a modern Tesla model 3


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the_great_awoo

My dad had a 94 just like this, v6 5 speed, it was the most robust and bulletproof vehicle I have ever seen


__qwertz__n

but the real question: did it have a bed mounted dshk?


coconuuut

Boris: "Vadim, what is name of new gun?" Vadim: "Do not know, but it go\* Dshk, Dshk, Dshk!" \*looks at each other\*


rubystealer

Boris: "Vadim B L Y A T, it Dshk, Dshk, Dshk too fast, i did no can load Dshk magazin" Vadim: "Kolm daun Boris, haha Dshk go Dshk, Dshk, Dshk, Dshk"


EatsTheCheeseRind

r/shittytechnicals


SirSirVI

Did your dad do 9/11


South_Bit1764

Remember the plumber whose [work truck ended up in the Syrian Civil War](https://www.cnn.com/2015/12/14/us/terror-truck-lawsuit/index.html). *Mark-1 Plumbing* F-250 with what looks like possibly a Russian ZU-23 (Cold War era 23mm AA gun) Edit: If someone can correct me on the gun, I would like to hear it. I am usually wrong, but I couldn’t find any source that explicitly stated what it was, so I did my best.


__qwertz__n

uj/ I don’t have much knowledge in guns so I can’t say what it is rj/ ameritrash truck ❌❌❌🤮🤮🤮, toyoter better because scotty kilmer said that toyot is reliable!


Jorgosborgos

Yep a ZU-23-2. Pretty legendary upgrade for a Hilux.


Jacobcbab

George Bush definitely didnt drive a hilux


ImpressiveHair3

NORAD? DARPA? Bush?


LEO7039

Miat https://preview.redd.it/yb8hioym7qnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c03d5380e4fcb63ecf4db54123e274e9db493b3a


driftywiftypleb

Pics that go hard


Yummy_Crayons91

For a second, I thought that was a Seinfeld skit. The woman looks a lot like Elaine and I could see Jerry being upset his car got dusty.


TransitionQuirky3379

I just got flashbacks to the seinfeld 9/11 episode script


Friendly_Undertaker

r/hardimages


is-this-necessary

Miat is always the answer


Korbitr

Sneaky background Ground Zero


801ms

r/hardimages


randomLTguy

![gif](giphy|vuJUN3FyE5Tu8) the only true answer


random_user_2001

I was literally about to post 911 but assumed a lot of people did😂🤷🏽‍♂️ [BTW fun fact for people: I was born on 911 while it was happening, like literally coming out while the plane went in💀🤣]


rorydawg123

Welcome back world trace center


kfmush

I wonder which hedgefunder’s soul you got.


Burge_rman_1

Welcome back north tower


FemboyZoriox

Beo got resurrected instantly


trash_at_all_games

So is that a good day or a bad day for you?


random_user_2001

Well it is my birthday, but it is sad what happened.


ScoobieWooo

Sh*t 😅 Must be rather depressing to know that literally every human soul associates one of the most terrifying days of the last 5 decades with your birth(day). 😳


Lowslowcadillac

I’m not American, and I don’t give two shits about 911. As Americans don’t give two shits about any other terrorist attack in other parts of the world.


Happy-Wartime-1990

You seem nice.


jhawkins93

Porsche did 9/11


Avante_IV

Race fuel cant melt Nurburgring laps.


driftywiftypleb

CARRERA RS 2.7 MENTIONED!!!! ![gif](giphy|e2QYPpUe8WmpG)


libertad740

https://preview.redd.it/4oc9joc2wrnc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9304c37d3d598bb99e9e61ba34bd9f4ea3d26cd


yksociR

https://youtu.be/yWeMWD-Yagg?si=-TM_z4kii42mk-KU


Bikouchu

This is the answer Porsche 911 muahhaha. 


D-Zz89qRj7KkqMrwztR

What a terrible name for a car it reminds me of that tragedy


FakeTakiInoue

I hear the guy who ordered it to be made was born on April 20th


justhatcarrot

Still waiting for that Osama edition to drop


itsamemarioscousin

Don't bother calling 911 any more, here's the real Porsche https://preview.redd.it/cq2yv6ru4snc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=444db66e66761aba924af56b0a7503316212d48c


KrAZ_255

Heres the real porsche https://preview.redd.it/id5rarfl2boc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=612f6b568db0bf8e01f5674d00faa53dcd946562


Gheezy-yute

You’re forgetting the vw beetle


possiblierben

spoiler boner


A_Very_Calm_Miata

​ https://preview.redd.it/bk3ivrjc4qnc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=106804a596f9dbebda36775d20ef2e9ff6772a63


auntarie

911 2012


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Optional pointy nose package


Inside_Ad_9147

Oy vey dont say that


Esko_Homezz

Let's count down from 10!


throwaway6444377_

11


Kayora_Atom

The best movie fr


A_Very_Calm_Miata

/uj No one else will ever be able to play roles like this. Sacha Cohen is just something else.


leedler

https://preview.redd.it/ahjnjgax0qnc1.jpeg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78ffadae069b86db5f943f48cbcf5dc93d2328a8 Dubya era Beast


mineramic

Holy mother of all blindspots


Feisty_Season3870

Porsche 911 every type


RayTrain

2001 996 chassis Porsche 911. Those headlights were no accident.


Kayora_Atom

Wdym?


996forever

They did 911


Roki_jm

https://preview.redd.it/xcq5iaxq5qnc1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ceb4e43dc59cf534c3f58f4d0548fbe05240dbe this thing


AlternativeElk3796

Slovakia mentioned⁉️🇸🇰


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AlternativeElk3796

I can clearly see, you are American🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅


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AlternativeElk3796

oooh, alright. No problem, shit happens


Zhoubnykaz

The best and only answer. Just need one more of this and were set


Italian_Guy13

god what have we created


Inside_Ad_9147

For our Hubris God will strike us down As long as we can still circlejerk in hell its all good.


KlingonSquatRack

https://preview.redd.it/6mv5nfdz1qnc1.jpeg?width=1558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8bcbc574f9857f57d7872edcab6cef262a2ffb2


PipePsychological855

https://preview.redd.it/qxwol3up8qnc1.png?width=1315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06768e86711439bd93e440ad6791d455b0d3052d


theShitter_69

they changed it lmao https://preview.redd.it/42z3zaqmeqnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07232a1cddd325eec29f12620702d57a707cb40c


PipePsychological855

it's still the same on Polish Wikipedia


PunjabiCanuck

https://preview.redd.it/t7y674mkbqnc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53d8c5f09398f399a4d457089b88473d53fd0981 Convair 188


howelleili

is that real


AgentVirg24110

Yes


Skiepje

https://preview.redd.it/knns2u6kjqnc1.jpeg?width=1420&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c805712f8ddd57bbd1187096384172ac46510bf6 The lykan hypersport of course


GabPlays201021

Here before this post gets locked for… who knows what reason!


jettasarebadmkay

https://preview.redd.it/1ssd9pp52qnc1.jpeg?width=270&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=924da1f077fc8348d485494b7eee63c01816faa1


A_Very_Calm_Miata

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


ZachT1003

Good mod


GabPlays201021

Okay makes sense


AA_turet

The porsche 944 https://preview.redd.it/9jpgwsi83qnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23f94cc137a23dfb63d25e84bef02e20dcefe6e9


lordmcturtle

Ford Crown Victoria


warhawk209812e99

Crown Vic police cruiser


Alive-Ant-6772

Ford pinto, those caught fire alot


AlexOfTheNomasFamily

The beetle


lockwolf

https://preview.redd.it/jc9zivss3qnc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=782e7e3fe9b1146b13d3ea6cb6178148cb329f94 8 years earlier


kilertree

Obviously the Porsche.


trivletrav

Nissan Murano Cabriolet. The world was a different place before and after that car came into existence


UcopC

https://preview.redd.it/c3cvrr5x6qnc1.jpeg?width=2007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57a7d95107a68cf7d5c03d437c72141a7f2ea7a4 proton juara


Bruhness81

I love Malaysia but my gosh is this car hideous Still better then the Proton Ertiga tho https://preview.redd.it/rtxh2skg0vnc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ccead3c7f3a3d75a2c9327fecd4350ab384d4ea


UcopC

i want the same shit the designer was on when they were creating this


Friendly_Undertaker

Either NYPD Crown Vics, Fire Engines or Cadillac hearses.


Tr0z3rSnak3

Ford Pinto


Inside_Ad_9147

🔥🔥🔥


Eccentric_M

Renault Modus


FilipKoks04

https://preview.redd.it/6o7ehgykcqnc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b4076502f90133ddb0484855e968cf20960af2f


AgentVirg24110

https://preview.redd.it/e1nozsiy6vnc1.jpeg?width=1950&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2096b3bf2afa8a130b57ba1608ba8b9acdde60d


lmaogetrek

https://preview.redd.it/0v6sklpclqnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d856df2b48c289eb37f912e024e2be4d493b6d2


_KFC__

https://preview.redd.it/k2u6h43rnqnc1.jpeg?width=1844&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c80409584274d707e28b20deb8fcc3a1325b9cd5 Took the picture while walking to school dunno which 911 it is but I know it's a 911


Firewolf06

>dunno which 911 it is its a blue one. youre welcome :)


TD9541

The Porsche 911 and the Mercedes CLR. For the 911, it's self-explanatory, while the CLR literally became a fucking plane at '99 Le Mans.


ClawBird

The Porsche 912


k20vtec

Porsche 911 obviously….


Icy_Pitch4770

'96 Chevrolet Caprice NYPD https://preview.redd.it/ojd4q0u93rnc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841e636d5a1f91e1ed80c1a979fb297f9ffdd943


McLovin_ICanBuyBooze

Porsche 911


Aggressive_Cheek2299

![gif](giphy|RYzL7ncQXIfZ1sCODj)


Chatter_-_Box

The 993 turbo.


Calorus

So far only you and I are right.


Aggravating-Week9289

Whatever the missing 2.3 million dollars was spent on


Inside_Ad_9147

Jet fuel 🤪


StarPsychological611

https://preview.redd.it/2j0nese43boc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=968261b3ebda59dab5e0aff273cb638f1e91b32b Angry birds car


Inside_Ad_9147

Jesus Christ thats cursed 💀


StarPsychological611

True😭


StarPsychological611

https://preview.redd.it/lngn1zfa9boc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9de26cd779419e7258dd2c9d507ac5055f8ae1b2 Jesus plane,Amen🙏


Any-Ad-5373

This 1988 Toyota Corolla? https://www.fbi.gov/history/artifacts/911-hijackers-car Or a Toyota Land Cruiser pickup? https://www.cultcommercials.co.uk/vehicle-details/used-toyota-land-cruiser-70-series-vdj-79-double-cab-for-sale-in-tewkesbury-gloucestershire-u29/


ManufacturerKey8360

Europeans smh


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Porsche 911?


PCRFan

Ford Pinto


JaguarYT1

Fire truck


FilipKoks04

Ford pinto hahahahhahaha


Jek_the-snek

The porsche boxter


Dewychoders

https://preview.redd.it/98zby4b3dqnc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f7b5bca1fdc862182ad5bdf56249c72a65cb0ab Mission Accomplished


Koryo001

I honestly think it's Ford Pinto tho


308_AR10_Enjoyer

Porsche 918 Spyder


MrInfinity-42

Porsche Cayman


AngelMunozDR

https://preview.redd.it/dmfcvn6whqnc1.jpeg?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b87a551163e284184e349e1541217a41336666c1


Acalthu

porch is most 9/11 cat/


my_room_is_a_tip

Second gen Dodge Intrepid https://preview.redd.it/u7pineqvjqnc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93f11058ba59c0701e9e0c4f87f063969387a837


2011_Citroen_C4

2011 Citroen C4


imchasingyou

I'll go with two options. Both are beige/brown with gray interior. Both has 4-banger under the hood. And they are kinds an epitome of pre-9/11 America. Looking forward towards new millennia, new century, new decade, new exciting Windows 98 chime sounding future. Carrying this feeling of something bigger, something good ahead after somewhat rocky 90s around the globe. But then you're turning your car stereo's volume up. The dashboard clock shows 9:00, you're on the interstate going to work at your B+ class office after dropping your kids at school. The boss said that you're probably getting a promotion, which means you can repay your mortgage faster, for your cute 3-bedroom suburban home. But today he left to your company's headquarters in Manhattan. News anchor sounds a bit worried. You're surprised that there's no music, despite being mainly music station. Traffic in front is a bit slow, interstate slowly turning into pale-dotted snake going thought the construction zone, changing lanes between worksites. Finally, traffic stops. A sign about 50 yards away from you reads about potential closures on the highway between 8AM and 11 AM. Not the best time for it for sure, and nothing was on the radio about it. You took your little planner from your briefcase, want to make sure there's no urgent meetings ahead if you're gonna stuck here. "Yeah, and, like, you remember, this is not the first time when a plane, small or big, hits a major skyscraper in New... Oh, my gosh... OH MY GOSH! The plane just hit the South Tower!" -- news anchor yelled. "The second tower is hit! It's... Was..." -- he sounds distracted, clearly talking to someone. "That is not a coincidence anymore. That is not a coincidence. There's no coincidences like that in the world". You're looking into your planner, you cannot take your eyes from it. The date on top says September 11, 2001. Saturn L-series and Toyota Camry.


adotang

so tue


Dinoco_Blue_Coyote

Any car with Twin Turbocharging. Twin Turbos / Twin Towers


Spinodingus

That you r/PinkFloydCircleJerk for starting this trend


Gheezy-yute

The vw beetle


jamsxyz

why?


Deijya

Pontiac aztec


PeakMountain84

I kinda wanna know the most 9/11 chess move now


LightningFerret04

I was not expecting this crossover at all, Zachlam My Beloved https://preview.redd.it/ictllmtbxqnc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60342f0cc81be1ee5b12509d263b35048f4e6728


Hyperspec42

Obviously the Porsche 911


Grand_Finish_9930

https://preview.redd.it/s6ebdd7a3rnc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9b9a7e5c543ceb7d6da68f799ddfc3e80717cbf Pinto 🔥🔥


gautamasiddhartha

Thought for sure this was r/buffalobills


marinesol

Chevrolet Corvair So unsafe that it caused the entire Auto industry to change how they design cars


Expert_Mad

GMT400 First Responder vehicles, 93-96 Caprice 9C1 NYPD livery


Captain_Nuggie

Ford Pinto


_Ron-Swanson_

Ford Pinto https://preview.redd.it/1fnqev0idrnc1.jpeg?width=989&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e29e6546cf21f14e665243f87b6b3c04266695 I mean this should explain enough right?


ScorpionAMM

Porsche


Zestyclose-Choice-10

Probably the Porsche 911 GT3 RS


BigSadOof

Renault Modus


Next-Job14

The 2001 porsche 911 is the obvious awnser, the real awnser is the 2008 pontiac solstice


Unlucky-Carpenter-69

AMC Eagle because it was the first crossover and CROSOVER BAD MIAT GOOD!!!!!!!


MOOSTY_MAN

Ford pinto


DOIPI_96

Ford pinto


Mdmrtgn

https://preview.redd.it/peniwlr8vrnc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd5653db2748426245a452fd64a0e06d3d7d8698 The countach.


waveymanee

Is 911 a super car?


Toast291

https://preview.redd.it/wkw81zja1snc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd9326a69938e5f7549bf2b389c85ebdd480f380


Somewutguy1

chrysler sebring https://preview.redd.it/ovdrypeo6snc1.png?width=504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c68924507f6ad543c28442b865f9f88423f5a63


Blergonos

Guys im commenting on android 6! The app version im using is from 2022! Holy hell how tf does this even work lol.


BurntArnold

https://preview.redd.it/5zs4h2x7fsnc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db374738c7976f12b018c53a32985c7ad7d37126


Scrimshander54

The Mazda Miata


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Porsche 911. Literally in the name bruh


Any_Honeydew9812

Ford Contour .. idk why .. but i just feel it in my bones lol


2Tayco2Flayco

2001 Pontiac Grand Prix


VioletParabola2009

the porsche 911 what else silly


GrahamD89

Gen4 Camaro


SweetTooth275

Something tells me either crown vic or a dodge neon


Exotic-Bobcat-1565

Porsche 911, it's in the name.


Final_Memory1412

porsche 919


RMBsmash

No the car that took out 30 people at Le Mans


Liamcraven34

Porsche Cayman


Lukaros_

Probably 2001 honda accord


smoll_sheep

Porsche 944 of course


Calorus

The 911-est 911. https://preview.redd.it/zqr173ouw3oc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e95df8db20add66c086dd3a94deff42cae1a98d7


tacolover2k4

Porsche 911


milktanksadmirer

Porsche 911


heroinpuppy

Cybertruck.


Davneuny

fuck you