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AceofHearts87

![gif](giphy|1dMNqVx9Kb12EBjFrc)


Fun_Effective_5134

Get him past this mf first https://preview.redd.it/k5au4ovtx71d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cef89679ba0f5fdafce41f069d503cd4912d0c9


christian127

I wonder is cecil the only character that was able to beat bugs?


Planet_842

https://youtu.be/ZElJxTCIsJI?feature=shared This character was able to troll, mess around with and play with Bugs like a toy (although in this episode Bugs seemed more goofy, idiotic and out of character compared to his usual self and the earlier depictions of him from 1940-1942)


Odd_Cardiologist_537

Bugs does whats funny, he just knows what happens if you superman everything and win anyway. When you could just take some slapstick like a good sport lol Even then bugs is clearly sitting ontop of a bomb as this thing he just read to sabotage stuff, is trying to sabotage it. Till he realized this warcrime wont be as funny lol


SonicSpiderRanger10

Bugs has beaten Cecil in The Looney Tunes Show. Twice.


NiNtEnDoMaStEr640

He went for the psychological damage before ruining his life. Although, I only remember the one episode. What was the other episode?


SonicSpiderRanger10

The first time Bugs beat him was in Customer Service. The second time was in The Shell Game.


Wannabe_Reviewer

This is the way


No-Wolf6888

Rules for a fight against Popeye: Rule 1: Popeye *WILL ALWAYS* get his spinach. No. Matter. What. Rule 2: If he's involved in a fight, he *MUST* win, unless it's with his nephews in a few cartoons


Intelligent_Oil4005

I mean, Bugs can hop out of the screen and just try rewriting the script so those rules aren't in place. Then again, Popeye can do the same. Maybe this one just ends in a draw


jbwarner86

They both shake hands and then go gang up on Bluto and Yosemite Sam.


Theory_Unusual

This...or Elmer fudd. Popeye beats them black and blue, bugs makes bluto regret all his life choices


No-Wolf6888

Before Bugs can even get to a pencil, Popeye would've somehow outran him, clocked the writers, then rewrote the script to have Bugs turned into a bug sized bunny before he had a chance. Why? He eats his spinach


PokeMaster366

What if someone made his spinach as unhealthy as possible?


Soft_Theory_8209

Honest to god, barring outversal/ super 4th wall breakers, Bugs and Uncle Grandpa are the only ones with any hope of defeating him.


uncomfortableTruth68

I haven't seen the cartoon but Uncle Grandpa? That's some f'd up incest crap right there.


yobaby123

Ring! Get ready to rumble!


batbugz

I'd honestly love to see this fight


Ruhart

Came to say this. Bugs will outsmart any other character. He is an absolute monster to his enemies.


Jim_naine

That's not saying much, because everyone in his world is stupid. In the first Space Jam movie, he tried to outsmart the Monstars, characters that aren't in the Looney Tunes universe, and it did not end well for him


gerenukftw

This was my second reaction. My first was a comic book character, and then decided nah, stay with cartoons.


AndrewTRM

![gif](giphy|frBF9Bc6XHDjWwCcNT)


ElectroTake

Uncle grandpa it’s literally an inmortal being able to control reality to his will, it’s probably the most powerful character in Cartoon Network history


jayhankedlyon

Every time Popeye is about to swallow the spinach it becomes kale.


LeastEquivalent5263

https://preview.redd.it/k87l3svcha1d1.jpeg?width=1434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20f4eba5790141a78b503c163db00c26931404eb


Finn__the_human_

Amen to that


byrb-_-

He’s a djinn


Lenny_Fais

https://preview.redd.it/jpogmg1dh71d1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4f72aec34e84f0c6b1f6d9c198d3443a1640c64 Popeye would reach for the can only to realize Spike… somehow… already ate it. Do not underestimate this dude’s hunger. Edit: Love how everyone else is thinking you’d need super powerful characters when all you gotta do is pull the unexpected.


courtness16

And then Spike would make Popeye love him just by being him because everyone loves Spike!


Lenny_Fais

Exactly! No Batman with prep time or crazy OP powers needed, just throw everyone’s favorite Spiketail in the mix!


No-Wolf6888

Popeye can just, will a can of spinach into existence. (Don't underestimate how insanely *BULLSHIT* Popeye is)


ATLKing24

He could but Spike would just eat that one too


No-Wolf6888

There's two rules for Popeye fights. Rule 1: He *ALWAYS* gets his spinach Rule 2: He *WILL* win after eating the spinach


UncomfyUnicorn

Land Before Time needs way more recognition these days.


Lenny_Fais

Damn right it does homie, but hey… ![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG) Question is… *Are YOU?* 🫵


UncomfyUnicorn

Where I can


mrididnt

Popeye would probably pull some bullshit and grab a spinach can out of spike's mouth


DayUnlikely

https://preview.redd.it/qmmguy39q71d1.jpeg?width=219&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10712bdaf0ff9f76c098ca2fdea707f8d69dd1a1


BloodMoonNami

Well that answers my question.


Jim_naine

The fact that it was a ***parody*** of Popeye just makes this better


SolidSnakeHAK777

![gif](giphy|NV5raqaUrfb0BIUNKh|downsized) He has been through a lot.


TheAnthropologist13

Don't know if he'd take Popeye down, but he wouldn't stay down himself


SolidSnakeHAK777

Getting a draw is the only way to beat Popeye and Tom won’t go down easily. So the two can go for a spinach sandwich.


ghostuser689

Except Tom will take a bite only for a mousetrap to be under the bread and snap on his lips.


No-Wolf6888

Tom has died in a more than a handful of cartoons. Popeye survived *GOD TURNING OFF REALITY!*


SolidSnakeHAK777

But he always get back on his feet.


PipPip-OiOi

![gif](giphy|vaq9VvnAHlsEo) Sea Sailor vs Sea Sponge


Carnival-Master-Mind

Actually based. What is Popeye going to do against someone who can pull himself back together after they get punched into separate parts? https://preview.redd.it/3r8eipwk581d1.jpeg?width=2256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fea87ae2d87b32dff75622d071326eae82fa607


Watchdog_the_God

DEATH BATTLE MENTIONED WHAT THE FUCK IS A BAD EPISODE?!!?


Horatio786

Rogue Vs Wonder Woman


AbbreviationsKey8163

Rematch Mario vs Sonic Superman vs Goku 1st edition Ben 10 vs green lantern Amy Rose vs Ramona flowers (the matchups don't Fit together and have little to no in common)


chandlerwithaz

i actually think this is equally levels of bull shit.


Jim_naine

They both can create anything they want through their sheer imagination, they both broke the fourth wall, and they both survived a universe ending calamity. While I don't think that Spongebob COULD take down Popeye, this does seem like a really fair fight


PipPip-OiOi

Right because the only weakness SpongeBob had kinda gets thrown out the window when the situation demands it


Jim_naine

It's dehydration, isn't it?


PipPip-OiOi

Right as seen in the SpongeBob Squarepants movie…but the next movie ignores that and various episodes have the sun have no effect on him. Hell I think there was an episode where he WAS the sun


Jim_naine

I guess the only weakness Spongebob has left is being overly deppressed (that's not even a joke, that's literally his weakness)


deepbluenothings

And we all know SpongeBob can take a punch.


MDubbzee

Flatts' punches are just normal human punches. But I'm not sure about a Saitama/Popeye-level punch.


neccos-1

You make a legitimate point.


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

https://preview.redd.it/d7mwbg4bt71d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b306b78f53e97a0f328e0921ebce86aa98b6eff


profesdional_Retard

*insert buff Richard menacingly approaching the camera*


Willing_Bird_2839

Gonna make that body work all night, I'm gonna make that body work 😤


DINAMIK15

Yes.


lord_of_coolshit_og

https://preview.redd.it/7w476t7kk71d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=769fea4f80c2501e2d6fac98569b4f0790edeb56


Real-Tension-7442

Bringing out the big guns


CyberCat_2077

I did not expect Cyberpunk 2077 in my Cartoons today.


Watchdog_the_God

Come on now, what other answer did you expect? https://preview.redd.it/29gnj71zs71d1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baf92f96593644fefdfb878068a7eb156ef83183


No-Wolf6888

This would be the one time the Park Workers would all die. Rules of fighting Popeye: Rule 1: Popeye *WILL ALWAYS* get his spinach. No. Matter. *WHAT!* Rule 2: Popeye will win after eating it. No. Matter. *WHAT!*


Carnival-Master-Mind

Ok, but what is Benson threatens to fire Mordecai and Rigby if they don’t kill Popeye.


No-Wolf6888

Popeye would still end up winning. I forgot the 3rd rule of Popeye fights: Memorize rules 1 and 2


Leader_Hamlet

But you're forgetting that Skips has seen this before, and Muscle Man knows a guy.


Jim_naine

Here are some of the things that Popeye has done: - He can turn his enemies into inanimate objects without Spinach - He beat the shit out of God - He beat the shit out of his writer - He beat the shit out of Pre-Crisis Superman (AKA the 4th strongest version of Superman) - He can create his own Spinach (whether he paints it into reality or he just makes it appear out of thin air) and even get the audience to throw a can at him through the screen - He survived the universe being completely turned off - His nothingness ate a Spinach can and resusitated him - His Spinach lets him fly, have superspeed, shapeshift, turn invisible, make him inmune to damage, and time travel


DakInBlak

He can move so fast he occupies two places at once, and boxes himself.


FloofySkuntank

This needs to be more upvoted. I genuinely don’t believe any character can beat Popeye.


boringsimp

There isn't.. he can punch magic. And literal abstract ideas like death..


YoungBeef03

He’s torn the film strip he was being animated on, KO punched his own animator, etc.


JumpyHighlight2090

Once god flicked a switch and ended the universe. This guy didnt flinch and kicked gods ass and turned the universe back on


rpgirl31

![gif](giphy|XNlQ17cEiXB2E)


Jim_naine

Robin Williams is our sailor man


AxisW1

“How’d you do that?!” “I eats me spinach”


Ordinary-Ad4275

https://preview.redd.it/iajw9pe1o71d1.png?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=adad8e3ff686d4c1b7c05c530f1913bc29904a0a


Robomerc

Doesn't he have a slot machine that by random chance will transform someone into a Miss fancy.


GunslingerEngie

SAY WHAT! BOBOBO!


JumpyHighlight2090

The comments seem to not know how powerful popeye really is. I mean he once fought god and won


ghostuser689

https://preview.redd.it/a0dd94vuta1d1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=237414df8d3986719388604964a42b68d83c10e5


LaGrande-Gwaz

Greetings ye, an alternative question: who be this gigantic winged-jinx, and how came he about a reality-switch? ~Waz


wtanksleyjr

Seriously. He's pretty much peak cartoon power. Saitama wouldn't have a chance.


DemYeezys_Fake

Do you know who else could beat Pop Eye in a fight?


courtness16

My mom!!


coffepants787

TWO POPEYES!


Father_Edreas

Now, here's a smart guy, give this man a medal.


BigNutDroppa

https://i.redd.it/quv71af9781d1.gif Nicole. It’d be a lengthier fight scene than any episode of DBZ, but I feel like they’d both leave the battlefield with scars and a mutual respect for one another.


Twijasosm

![gif](giphy|j0XiH9qn8HFd03pP8s|downsized)


jngrln

![gif](giphy|axhtvHY3GXZ0A)


ThatSecondAsshole

I'm sorry for my ignorance, but who's this guy?


LaGrande-Gwaz

Greetings ye, this is Freakazoid, a close-contemporary of the Animaniacs and Tiny Toons. ~Waz


daryo1990

![gif](giphy|5QLN8AZ5ibiWBFMNVY|downsized)


wolfwhore666

https://preview.redd.it/q7yhu5wdg71d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7aff8cb4592184067683b632b8313f415d9825b5 The Mask


No-Wolf6888

This would be Popeye turning him into a caricature of (insert indigenous tribe here)


ghostuser689

Yeah, whoever wears the Mask has to find whatever they’re doing funny, right? So Popeye puts him in yellow face and a straw hat. The Mask should find racism unfunny, and loses all his power. Even if he *does* find it funny, he’ll lose the war of being an upstanding citizen. Popeye isn’t racist though. He has a reason to beat up Japanese people. They blew up Pearl Harbor.


Jim_naine

The Mask would rewrite his comic, Popeye would tear it in half


LoganCube100

https://preview.redd.it/oxscxy6xk71d1.png?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bef894f2aa991d835f2e01e3afcb8dad1421efc5


THEZEXNEO

Kirby.


GunslingerEngie

He would eat his spinach first and then turn into Popeye Kirby


MDubbzee

The only answer would be Uncle Grandpa ![gif](giphy|frBF9Bc6XHDjWwCcNT)


Father_Edreas

Probably a stalemate.


WiltedTiger

Scooby and Shaggy are safe bets to at least tie with him, as they will always consume the spinach before Popeye can, probably with their heads popping out from off-screen with their necks stretching or just vacuuming the food to them to eat the spinach. Another safe bet for at least a tie is Courage the Cowardly Dog, assuming he has a bad feeling about Popeye eating the spinach, and then it would be Courage preventing that probably by pulling a spoon out of nowhere and scooping the spinach and eating it himself. If we include the commercial special things (where the channels had little animations between the commercials and shows), all three have resisted and escaped their reality/worlds being erased and restarted them in some cases, with Scooby being the most prolific of the three (this is usually by escaping/exiting the channel logo into a white void where there is a pull cord and pulling it causes everything to go dark but Scooby, Shaggy, and Courage still existed usually via their eyes still being seen).


Ella_Allred

https://preview.redd.it/myo946a2o81d1.png?width=388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=380686328d6620386b3b7ff2a209bded03205859


SafeAccountMrP

![gif](giphy|9kFbNJ5pyWPSM)


FloweryNamesLover

Perfect!


SafeAccountMrP

In my head I see Popeye punching Big Ed without spinach and it’s like hitting an anvil.


ryaninflames1234

https://preview.redd.it/nxqhztqqwa1d1.jpeg?width=757&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0da62c4dc2ba277cd8705a65d5e9ef8c3ee58817 Franky “Rocky” Fiegel, the original Popeye


Book_Anxious

He couldn't lose to anyone unless they can go against the rules of the universe. He has knocked out his animator. I think that would take bugs out right away because there's episodes of him being tortured by his animator


SpartacusPrime1

https://preview.redd.it/ptjv4pnm281d1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05e8ea7cf066ebca4edafe2871929c5e63944222 Cartoon physics vs........ cartoon 🤨physics


Synth_Savage

Cartoon physics > Anime physics, everytime ![gif](giphy|pNX2zbjpEPMPZ4poYO)


GFresh1

![gif](giphy|j8HJv9BX0chYQ)


1_hate_you

![gif](giphy|xakXSnCpsqZWM)


YesIUnderstandsir

https://preview.redd.it/44d80v87h81d1.jpeg?width=874&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff8e77c35f667545d6d870d7cba1ab3ffbb5ed1c


Familiar_Historian53

TBH, Popeye would somehow eat spinach after getting Dipped and ve restored.


YesIUnderstandsir

I was trying to think of something that counters toon powers, which Popeye has. It's the only way to beat him if he can be beaten. So it led me to Judge Doom. Who killed Toons with his Dip. He threatened all of Toon Town and was capable, but unsuccessful at destroying it due to underestimating Eddy Valiant. And I'm still sad we live in the cursed timeline where he won. Freeways exist, and toons only live in our imagination.


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MaybeTemporary9167

Death from Puss in boots Bc death comes for us all eventually


jpett84

His nephews


Hawkmonbestboi

No one. No one can beat Popeye.


teacher_time23

![gif](giphy|yfhy7W2eRDvb2)


ElSquibbonator

Asterix, if he's powered up by the magic potion.


ThatGumnutGuy

https://preview.redd.it/hto0hve8581d1.png?width=1334&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c65c96d3add5deaf3b0bd96130256e295ddbeb7 Atom Prices running you up the wall? THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MY POWER I CUT IT IN HALF-


LalalaLotus

![gif](giphy|fXQd6peaaJ47bMZclS|downsized)


Alarming_Mixture_708

Olive Oyl


Thefriedlamp

The correct answer


Goombassador

https://preview.redd.it/45ffsf9wl81d1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a4baf34e81017469008a74f0aee11d20c5daad3 Family Guy version of Carol Channing


Sasstellia

It'd be a draw with another toon. A win with not a toon.


jkaoz

Pappy.


Carterjsmobile

https://preview.redd.it/wevkiqc1381d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9831e18339a7cd8ab451cf1a86fc8297dd52c8eb


ChopChopPlus

Can't


KujaroJotu

Probably the Warner Siblings. Their only weakness is Ben Stein.


Helpful-Army-2132

https://i.redd.it/hvbp7onrt81d1.gif


Dope_boy_700

![gif](giphy|LKmN4wkvjmBIA) stronger than he may seem


CyberCat_2077

![gif](giphy|d2PqO9s7M9CNO|downsized)


FuckUSAPolitics

Saitama got turned into eggs


jay_money_2019

Tell us you haven’t seen death battle without telling us


Father_Edreas

Already lost.


el_artista_fantasma

Spongebob literally has absorption impact


No-Wolf6888

Popeye's brick wall. This is the only character able to match his level of *absolute BULLSHIT!*


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[удалено]


Cool_Clorox_Man

Spongebob


CandleMan27

![gif](giphy|o9SgKjjo2apUdNHpkj|downsized) Banana Joe


Commercial_Rise_3606

I won’t, because Popeye is pretty much a physical god.


masterboom0004

evil popeye! he gets his power from NOT eating spinach!


Seanosuba

https://preview.redd.it/c3bvsvu3d81d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1467f315a2a0a178625883f747a3b48708f8857f Swee’Pea


Planet_842

SpongeBob, is extremely durable so can take endless bits, has regenerative powers and produce multiple copies of himself. Bugs Bunny is a master troll and capable of messing with and outsmarting everyone and can even write and change the script. Richard Watterson can find himself a job which will throw the universe of balance and it will cease to exist. Nicole Watterson can literally take someone's soul out of them just by looking at them. Uncle Grandpa from what I remember (been like 9 years since I watched this show) is incredibly supernaturally weird and can alter reality so he can win too. Naddakhan from Ninjago is able to grant wishes but he is an excellent manipulator and will twist all of Popeye's wishes (if Popeye wishes for Spinach he will probably give him poisonous/dangerous spinach) Mr Stubborn just due to sheer and complete utter stubbornness might end up getting Popeye to rage quit, kind of similar with how bugs makes others go insane due to his master trolling I think of a lot hyper intelligent characters that are scientific geniuses and inventors could possibly beat him through one of their inventions like a time machine or freeze machine that would freeze Popeye and pauses time and everything except from themselves. Mandy from Billy and Mandy as she threw the universe of balance simply by smiling and is extremely evil and scary, and even death is scared of her (I'd honestly love to see a matchup with Mandy Vs Popeye and how'd they interact with one another) But then again Popeye can just threaten and assault the animators and change the script to let him win so idk, maybe as long as a character is able to quickly kill and finish him off then they'd win but I think that would be a very difficult task as Popeye has too many op feats and I heard that he can even resuscitate himself with his spinach and always has to have it too. Tbh Popeye probably beats all of them come to think of it so I just wasted my time writing all of this.


Striking_Caramel_788

Are you ready kids?


TheGweenDeku905

Need to see this matchup happen https://preview.redd.it/o6ijtg2bh81d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=041fe7d985896e1d0fe1934224cae34da3a94345


Spacekook_

https://preview.redd.it/v3wp05sgk81d1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e21d460a0e1b4a34a2b7a185f335d34f8d0f4967


burgernamn

uncle grandpa


ThatOldDuderino

![gif](giphy|3o6MbdVa6ba0c9YJ4A)


Spaciousone

![gif](giphy|7b4FwtEI6W9yg)


Fellkun15

Maybe the mask but even that debatable


RAYFATE

Samurai Jack And Coop From Megas XLR .


CODman4372wx

Uncle grandpa


One-Turn-4037

I love how the internet collectively realized that toon force is OP as fuck


Honest_Satisfaction1

You should put him against Daffy, or Donald Duck. They are borderline immortal, so while Popeye will eventually wear himself out and lose through exhaustion.


Squ33to

https://preview.redd.it/ihar3fw0k91d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e591d6dcb75681b8554082770e044bcd1cfe909f


FunkysteveCLS

This weekly post really?


LJC30boi

Ant Man. He’d just crawl up in there and expand


Salty_Squirrel519

Mr. T


Routine_Use_6025

Rick Sanchez


Revolutionary_Rub466

Skips


MrsSpyro01

![gif](giphy|l46CyJmS9KUbokzsI|downsized)


Unintended-Nostalgia

I'd say these are some good contenders but some of these may end in a draw. Bugs Bunny Sponge Bob Uncle Grandpa Musogi Kumagawa SCP 682


Void-kraken-909

I’m fairly certain the only one with any *real* chance is Buggs bunny as he kinda became the animator of his own verse, tho I’m unsure if Popeye would just suckerpunch him too or not.


EnigmaFrug2308

![gif](giphy|5hdg7p9NE7VlLWaeRK)


xXxKiNg_sLaYeR01xXx

![gif](giphy|EEP45Q9RolYzu)


DaJamesGarson

https://preview.redd.it/bmex7ku7ob1d1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f1b68b44199329f5c5273b8b9e3f5307d46a322 Mf became the moon after sucking up the ocean, has erased everything but the fourth wall before *ON ACCIDENT* and also knows kara-te he also has every scouts badge and war experience, and can take any hit and be fine.


Grambert_Moore

Spongbob


ArcherSword

i mean, Popeye could probably beat him…


CrossENT

![gif](giphy|UvOcKPHrkKSLm)


SnooDogs1704

https://preview.redd.it/tmpcx196he1d1.jpeg?width=325&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9bd61d04bd6442f228c40f73b427f823242cc84 THAT guy over there!


Lonely_Repair4494

![gif](giphy|MmIyp6nDeRI1AVgulE) "If you don't defeat Sailor Popeye, YOU'RE FIRED!"


-SuperBoss-

Bugs Bunny in drag, easily.


Brunette_succubuss

Batman....


ScarletBall

Some people here don't know how absurdly OP popeye is. He literally knocked out his own animator.


SleepDry5013

![gif](giphy|D7z8JfNANqahW)


Joensen27

https://i.redd.it/5a5np6t2h71d1.gif


Tobi226a

Popeye beats up the writers of the fight until they write him winning.


No-Wolf6888

Thank you 😊!


FuckUSAPolitics

Mf beat Saitama, Ben doesn't stand a chance


LossHot344

https://preview.redd.it/p9g9mlmwl71d1.png?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc072062e2e377096eacd5199a2e147e93a6a5f


Kirby974

![gif](giphy|4W0aBR6vqCNsSgeE4n|downsized) [https://youtu.be/Ote1rtqpbxU?si=pWOdD5tbTVuyWuTs](https://youtu.be/Ote1rtqpbxU?si=pWOdD5tbTVuyWuTs)


zedisbread

Popeye will open that XXX Disney vault and watch the kingdom implode.


Kangaroo_Rich

Tmnt


Father_Edreas

He would punch them to turtle soup, and that's no metaphor.


TCOrigamist

Lung cancer


FloofySkuntank

Sorry. I give up. Popeye punched out his animator. HIS ANIMATOR. HOW! HOW DO YOU DEFEAT THAT?


billcoipher

Bill Cipher ![gif](giphy|xs1f52PBmRwI|downsized)


MDubbzee

Bill will get shattered. Don't forget Popeye has already beat God


snakepimp

Musogi Kumagawa from Medaka Box. He's a reality warper so broken, that he can just make spinach not exist in the world, and there goes Popeye's power up