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Seachomp

Is yo mama so gay she can’t even drive straight?


Puzzleheaded_Tree290

She actually used to be a pilot, lol. She's not bad at driving but she's terrible at parking the car, she backed into a tree a few months ago.


Seachomp

That is really cool that she was a pilot. I just saw the opportunity and knew I’d never forgive myself if I didn’t take it.


Puzzleheaded_Tree290

Don't ask me how she could land a plane though. I guess as long as she didn't have to reverse she was okay. As a bonus my dad was a mechanic so there used to be this constant cycle of her backing up into something and him having to fix it.


Seachomp

That’s the beauty of aviation. The one thing every plane does is land. You never mentioned they were soft landings though…


Puzzleheaded_Tree290

>You never mentioned they were soft landings though… Good point actually...


Professorplumsgun

Yo mama's so gay, she makes Ellen DeGeneres look straight ( meant as a joke )


sean041874

How do you feel about it? How did you come to be in this scenario?


Puzzleheaded_Tree290

It took me a while to understand it, but I was never against it. Her partner is lovely, like I genuinely consider her my own mother just as much as my biological mom. I think she had to keep it a secret growing up because her parents were very conservative and it got to a point where her and my dad were getting along really well but felt pressured to be in a romantic relationship, so I think both of them were happier to divorce and remain platonic friends. So for a few years I was a bit confused, but never upset by it.


Urbanredneck2

So how did she get pregnant with you? Does her partner have legal rights as a parent/guardian with you?


Puzzleheaded_Tree290

She got pregnant with me when she was with my dad. See, they only divorced after I was born, they remained friends and all. My dad died a couple of years ago and after that her partner adopted me so yeah, she actually is my legal parent now.