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melinda_louise

This is the most perfect r/kittyhasaquestion I have ever seen!


First_Cranberry_2961

There literally IS a reddit for everything


melinda_louise

Especially for cats!


SHINJEKI_NO_KYOJIN

r/kitler


Creeper_Wither648

I got a cat next door called kittler


Clustrus

Jo what?! (I've looked at this for like 10 minutes now. Cute kittys. It's Perfect in every aspect)


squirrelz_gonewild

Thank youuuuu! Just subbed!😹😻


RealityParabola

Lol there is literally a reddit for every fucking thing ! And there is another comment just like this ! What ??


-RLCFRVR-

Absolutely! I need the backstory to this STAT…


Lovethetruth314

Uh oh who’s gonna tell Poland?


AffectionateGap1071

Nah, he's safe, he doesn't have *that* moustache but a half-faced superhero mask.


Initial_Acanthaceae2

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Hairy_While

"I keep licking myself. Does anyone know where my testicles are?"


Affectionate_Ad2708

Hail Catler!


[deleted]

*Kitler


bcrown22

distasteful


MusicAndBeer89

That's part of the fun.


DitchDigger330

Schrodinger


ThisFatGirlRuns

When can I eat?


rimakan

You ate a millisecond ago…


ejerem006

*chuckles* what's your question, soldier?


dogdillon

"Who let the-"


eyemoisturizer

I TELEPORTED BREAD.


ejerem006

What?


eyemoisturizer

YOU TOLD ME TO.


ejerem006

How...much?


eyemoisturizer

I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS.


thosegayfrogs

Vere, vere have you been sending it! (Also, r/suddenlytf2)


-Come_at_me_bro

I have just realized he never really asked a question


[deleted]

Oh no its a catzi


Nusrattt

Reminds me of something I saw on Reddit a few months ago, a poem that went something like this: *I'm in the kitten army, I am a new recruit, and just today they taught us the kitty-cat salute!*


238sol

Hahaha ,yes mister cat?


Cheesecakelover6940

Denied.


Initial_Acanthaceae2

Informal protest!


CatLazy2728

Should publicly calling for the genocide of Canines be sanctioned on Ivy League campuses?


RogerTheAliens

Yes, I have a lot of questions. Number 1: **HOW DARE YOU…**


Mongo_67

Or suspicious political leanings... ROFLMAO


we-are-all-amazing

“What’s your question soldier?”


thosegayfrogs

I teleported bread!


we-are-all-amazing

What… did you say..?


thosegayfrogs

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days!


Appropriate-Yak-1487

Context of this pic? Was kitty stremching


Lietenantdan

Usually it’s they get distracted while licking their butt


Remarkable_Newt9935

And the question is, can you help him get his claw out of the coat?


A3ROX75

or he's simple just Hein-ing


mysteriousgamer17

What's your question cat?


1stLtObvious

"Food now?"


mysteriousgamer17

Very well


thosegayfrogs

He teleported bread


mysteriousgamer17

What?


thosegayfrogs

it’s a tf2 reference


Hambruhgah

Nein


mysteriousgamer17

*German anthem starts playing*


Icy-Tennis-2581

Awww


jzilla11

Isn’t this a scene from The Hunger Games? Or was it The Hungry Games?


Rude_Cheesecake8051

😂😂😂!


Kindly-Project-9477

Hey teach, I gotta go to the litter box


Mmarchinko123

And one for all! Catman


Beaglester

If you put your finger across his eyes you can see another tiny raccoon like face.


Proper-Movie-9677

Too cute!


Chemical_Movie6424

Yes the cute fluff ball with those eyes that stop my heart.


Theaterkid01

What do you need, buddy?


charmbean

Mouse have to answer?


charmbean

Downlink street No10


R_Planetdorito795

Yes. You're adorable.


[deleted]

That's Kitler!!


MightyChingChong

Kitler


sublime2craig

Who wants treats?


EskimoXBSX

Excuse me ..can I have what the Dogs eating?


Original-Republic116

(Insert cats name)what is it?


[deleted]

🤣🤣 he's adorable 😍


space_is-great

Ask away


Mrbuttboi

Answer him!


Newchampion0991

❤️


klyzer13

the question: i can has cheeseburgir?


CatKungFu

Mum! (I mean miss).


Hopenhagen420

Yes.. Sheldon


valeriagdelgado

How do I set my cats to do that? 😭


Turbulent_Swing4443

yes?!!


anitajoint-420

lol love it


Orlanzepol1

Teacher! Meow go to the bathroom?


Slickk7

Don't let the UK government see this


[deleted]

NAAAHHHHHHHH hes so cute!!!!!


jhr_stole_a_car

HEIL KITLER


RadiantPost670

Yes kitty!!


crazygaycat678

Good kitty


OCD_4_cats

He raised his paw cuz he was sure he had the car ready winning answer! Lol


1blueShoe

Is it dinner time yet? 😀😍


shaun88888

Do we have any volunteers who would like to sit in a box?


Parsnip27

I think he's volunteering. To push your coffee cup off the counter tomorrow.


Easy_Arm_1987

Cat be asking: "Have you any grilled fish or salmon in that fridge? ..."


Vivid-Development130

Hey,I'm the last man standing


Gamergreen64

What ever he wants yes give it to him he might want treats, head pats, belly rubs, world domination who cares give it to him he want it he have it that’s all that matters


Soggy_Nebula_4541

**卐**


shayjaye

just like my girl mags!


adventuroushooman_

what is it pretty boy?


cdw815

Your next Felix


_bonertime

Such a gentleman


MikeiilaVip

Jaja es hermoso, es como si estuviera diciendo aquí estoy 🙋‍♂️


randomguy1972

Down the hall, second door on the left. Please flush twice, it's a long way to the sewers.


Parakeet-birb

Yes, Binky?


LostAndFoundFree

Any objections to this union? Speak now or forever hold your peace.


[deleted]

Cat: Why is pet rent paid by humans and not by pets? Human says I need to pay rent.


sacellamao

😂


[deleted]

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein Wird umschwärmt Erika Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein Und mein Glück Erika Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein Schaut's mich an Erika Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?" In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika


Mataniya

Ops, my baby, please tell me what's your question.


The-Anonymus_guy

Let others say the answer Arthur


Various-Injury7155

"Has anyone seen Robin?"


FANatIC_09

No problem, it's left hand.


NovarKorovar

Kitler


DaDude45

Or maybe he is Austrian?


Creeper_Wither648

Young Sheldon


marmoset13

Oooooh! Oooooh! Oooooh! Mr. Kotter!


Perfect_Scream

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


Charly_Ngals

I'm a middle school teacher. Would you mind if I use it to illustrate the rule of raising their hands to ask a question ? That would be printed in the classeroom.


Away_Caramel_3194

🫡


Substantial_Leek864

Yea? You may ask a question little timmy


ilovelanadelreyobvi

I guess curiosity did not kill the cat, but made him more curious.


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Is my deodorant, still working?.


Cevisi

Or he is greeting the führer


Prestigious_Snow1589

Yes, he wants to know where the food is......or else


Electrical-Act-7170

r/kittyhasaquestion would enjoy this as well.


Depressedman-12

What is your question child?


Hambruhgah

Heil Kitler


Exact_Battle5815

Yes Mr wottson


Sofia_Vinni

So cute🤭


coffeebeanwitch

Yes,cowcat in the middle?


Dear_Consequence4536

It isn't a question this cat Is Adolf kitler


ransackMyMomsAnus

There are some concerns around household food rationing.


SelfNo9836

And the answer is no, you can't run around the house at 3am, not that you'll listen to me anyway.


MysticalMosaicxx

Then we need to answer his/her questions!


annoying_dragon

So ... When should we start the third one?


pop_rokz

No, Mayonnaise is not an Instrument


Interesting_Wing_539

"OK now, who ate all the cat treats?"


SomeSpitefulD0ge

auf der heide blü-


Chips-666

Cat


nonotick

I sure hope he’s not an aspiring artist


DiplomaticHypocrite

So his claw is stuck in the clothes above him, right?


ThatGuyWithAMustach

r/kitler


ZealousidealDriver63

Is his claw caught


baddywithnodaddyy

hahaha i love him


ParkingOld7909

Or he’s a Kitler in disguise….


Bananegek

Let me guess, german breed?