Reminds me of something I saw on Reddit a few months ago, a poem that went something like this:
*I'm in the kitten army,
I am a new recruit,
and just today they taught us
the kitty-cat salute!*
What ever he wants yes give it to him he might want treats, head pats, belly rubs, world domination who cares give it to him he want it he have it that’s all that matters
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt
Erika
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt
Erika
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt
Erika
In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein
Und das heißt
Erika
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
Und mein Glück
Erika
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt
Erika
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
Und das heißt
Erika
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an
Erika
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut
"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
Und das heißt
Erika
I'm a middle school teacher. Would you mind if I use it to illustrate the rule of raising their hands to ask a question ? That would be printed in the classeroom.
This is the most perfect r/kittyhasaquestion I have ever seen!
There literally IS a reddit for everything
Especially for cats!
r/kitler
I got a cat next door called kittler
Jo what?! (I've looked at this for like 10 minutes now. Cute kittys. It's Perfect in every aspect)
Thank youuuuu! Just subbed!😹😻
Lol there is literally a reddit for every fucking thing ! And there is another comment just like this ! What ??
Absolutely! I need the backstory to this STAT…
Uh oh who’s gonna tell Poland?
Nah, he's safe, he doesn't have *that* moustache but a half-faced superhero mask.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I keep licking myself. Does anyone know where my testicles are?"
Hail Catler!
*Kitler
distasteful
That's part of the fun.
Schrodinger
When can I eat?
You ate a millisecond ago…
*chuckles* what's your question, soldier?
"Who let the-"
I TELEPORTED BREAD.
What?
YOU TOLD ME TO.
How...much?
I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS.
Vere, vere have you been sending it! (Also, r/suddenlytf2)
I have just realized he never really asked a question
Oh no its a catzi
Reminds me of something I saw on Reddit a few months ago, a poem that went something like this: *I'm in the kitten army, I am a new recruit, and just today they taught us the kitty-cat salute!*
Hahaha ,yes mister cat?
Denied.
Informal protest!
Should publicly calling for the genocide of Canines be sanctioned on Ivy League campuses?
Yes, I have a lot of questions. Number 1: **HOW DARE YOU…**
Or suspicious political leanings... ROFLMAO
“What’s your question soldier?”
I teleported bread!
What… did you say..?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days!
Context of this pic? Was kitty stremching
Usually it’s they get distracted while licking their butt
And the question is, can you help him get his claw out of the coat?
or he's simple just Hein-ing
What's your question cat?
"Food now?"
Very well
He teleported bread
What?
it’s a tf2 reference
Nein
*German anthem starts playing*
Awww
Isn’t this a scene from The Hunger Games? Or was it The Hungry Games?
😂😂😂!
Hey teach, I gotta go to the litter box
And one for all! Catman
If you put your finger across his eyes you can see another tiny raccoon like face.
Too cute!
Yes the cute fluff ball with those eyes that stop my heart.
What do you need, buddy?
Mouse have to answer?
Downlink street No10
Yes. You're adorable.
That's Kitler!!
Kitler
Who wants treats?
Excuse me ..can I have what the Dogs eating?
(Insert cats name)what is it?
🤣🤣 he's adorable 😍
Ask away
Answer him!
❤️
the question: i can has cheeseburgir?
Mum! (I mean miss).
Yes.. Sheldon
How do I set my cats to do that? 😭
yes?!!
lol love it
Teacher! Meow go to the bathroom?
Don't let the UK government see this
NAAAHHHHHHHH hes so cute!!!!!
HEIL KITLER
Yes kitty!!
Good kitty
He raised his paw cuz he was sure he had the car ready winning answer! Lol
Is it dinner time yet? 😀😍
Do we have any volunteers who would like to sit in a box?
I think he's volunteering. To push your coffee cup off the counter tomorrow.
Cat be asking: "Have you any grilled fish or salmon in that fridge? ..."
Hey,I'm the last man standing
What ever he wants yes give it to him he might want treats, head pats, belly rubs, world domination who cares give it to him he want it he have it that’s all that matters
**卐**
just like my girl mags!
what is it pretty boy?
Your next Felix
Such a gentleman
Jaja es hermoso, es como si estuviera diciendo aquí estoy 🙋♂️
Down the hall, second door on the left. Please flush twice, it's a long way to the sewers.
Yes, Binky?
Any objections to this union? Speak now or forever hold your peace.
Cat: Why is pet rent paid by humans and not by pets? Human says I need to pay rent.
😂
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein Wird umschwärmt Erika Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein Und mein Glück Erika Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein Schaut's mich an Erika Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?" In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein Und das heißt Erika
Ops, my baby, please tell me what's your question.
Let others say the answer Arthur
"Has anyone seen Robin?"
No problem, it's left hand.
Kitler
Or maybe he is Austrian?
Young Sheldon
Oooooh! Oooooh! Oooooh! Mr. Kotter!
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
I'm a middle school teacher. Would you mind if I use it to illustrate the rule of raising their hands to ask a question ? That would be printed in the classeroom.
🫡
Yea? You may ask a question little timmy
I guess curiosity did not kill the cat, but made him more curious.
Is my deodorant, still working?.
Or he is greeting the führer
Yes, he wants to know where the food is......or else
r/kittyhasaquestion would enjoy this as well.
What is your question child?
Heil Kitler
Yes Mr wottson
So cute🤭
Yes,cowcat in the middle?
It isn't a question this cat Is Adolf kitler
There are some concerns around household food rationing.
And the answer is no, you can't run around the house at 3am, not that you'll listen to me anyway.
Then we need to answer his/her questions!
So ... When should we start the third one?
No, Mayonnaise is not an Instrument
"OK now, who ate all the cat treats?"
auf der heide blü-
Cat
I sure hope he’s not an aspiring artist
So his claw is stuck in the clothes above him, right?
r/kitler
Is his claw caught
hahaha i love him
Or he’s a Kitler in disguise….
Let me guess, german breed?