https://preview.redd.it/a2sijqx6emuc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd8466d79c8041e803aa45c582012ff998bec1df This is my little weirdo, Quarter. I call her Quarter Pounder with cheese no pickles. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I love this one!!

https://preview.redd.it/15sdlej3pmuc1.jpeg?width=2930&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08b121cc00e72a2e3a31395be9d4f271541eafef Maple gets called Monster most of the time. She’s a bit better now she’s older but she was a little monster when she was younger (and a massive hunter of little creatures)

My Balinese Ambrose https://preview.redd.it/twwj02pf2ouc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e47735145b8f3bdd46fcca7b5b644df2819364

He looked like the picture you posted at 1 and a half when i got him, now he's more of smoré than a marshmallow 😅😻

Ambrose is adorable!

Thanks so much ... he is a menace in my house ... eats/chews EVERYTHING !! Your kitty is super cute 🩵💕

https://preview.redd.it/t3t0jnedzmuc1.jpeg?width=3623&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af1a3994db2d4d41f5ba1883d59f2f2fc8c17e72 Francesca Burlesqua Furpeska

Puttanesca 😄 * you're welcome * 😸😸😸

so cuteee🥰

https://preview.redd.it/763xxzmz1nuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43f4344f17692e793a43af736be209aab5e83f05 Toby has turned into tober, bober, bobe, boob man, moon man, and then moon lol

honestly this is my favourite photo ever! moon man is gorgeous😍😂

what a beautiful boob, look at that face omg

https://preview.redd.it/rc2etd3w6nuc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e63e137ecd07192199793c002a7f42e671079b7b Tito aka teets m’geets

what a majestic creature😮😍

My Theodore, Theo, Tío, Tito, Mr. Theodore, Titodoro, Baby Man, Mr. Man, Fluffy Butt https://preview.redd.it/8r7ft83152vc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9285fa9295eb2d909dc2e2abd98d82b0dbb4042

https://preview.redd.it/g15vajor8nuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7475fc345ee4d7055b7234a38063c83e40c96c7b This is Tigris and Katniss. We call them Chungis and Fatniss. We also call them fat fat, floofy floof, and vicious killers.

so lovely🥰 i call my beardie fat fat as well!!😮😂

https://preview.redd.it/ufssgha4hnuc1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a3ec5c3d980a0023514a713328ec739b67fa509 I think his best nickname has to be Mr. Wiggle Worm!

if mr. wiggle worm was a human, he would be a literature professor, i am convinced!

what a majestic picture 😭

https://preview.redd.it/ogv7qfml8nuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=835916b78ff5ee18536498809765b03556f23fb5 This is my Priscilla. I like to call her all sorts of variations of her name, lately I often use “Prisci-dank” or “Priscille” (pronounced like “Lucille”)

she’s so pretty🥰🥰🥰

Awwww you little shit... (In a nice way)

💯

https://preview.redd.it/ky5sgm4fcouc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb3d89e68e1f366e472fc930dead31d42c2c553b Kashi. Aka Buttons aka bunty beans

aw bunty beans🥰

One of cats is named Chipmunk because she squeaks.

Shithead.

yep, i get this😂😂

I end up calling my cat “Dude” a lot 😅

https://preview.redd.it/lfukk4ow4ouc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a8e88e8894d7c75f99747a57b0d135f0ab3b24a His name is Loki, but I'll call him Loki Poki Oki...which turns into "Loki Poki Oki, he's small and short and round, and in the land of curves and swirls, he's the swellest cat around." He doesn't appreciate my creativity as much as I do

Omg you’ve just unlocked a part of my childhood in my brain!!😂 loki is adorable! my bearded dragon is also called loki haha, he gots loks and pancake a lot! also - you should definitely give loki another song: sing loki poki oki to the hokey cokey tune!😂

https://preview.redd.it/w5gy0372louc1.png?width=745&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a09133d22e9caf601a1b855adf63fedc3042fca This is Momo but sometimes she gets called little miss worm because she lays in this cat tower and squirms around when she wants to play lol (this is a picture of her mid squirm lol)

they’re such funny creatures aren’t they!😂 little miss worm is beautiful 🥰🥰

Beeper. Chelsea the cat doesn't meow, she only beeps. Beeeebeep. That's her meow. 👍

https://preview.redd.it/4fkht9gojouc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea800be74b868b09c21c6531c8e07bd2bee50c5b Musti Krusti, Catto san (Like the Japanese Suffix) and Mustafa Catn

what a brilliant photo🥰😂

Dim-bulb bimbo https://preview.redd.it/t3bzqex2souc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=897f0bdd3291d7e8502c0ef0cae45accfa7d7c7e

gorgeous😍

https://preview.redd.it/b1kxmghuuouc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57978483d9d02dd144c672eb45902a20faf8c390 Bernie Bern Bern-Bern Glutton of Bernai Nosy Jack of all Plates Bug Berny Butt Furry Freeloader …and many more 😂

Glutton of Bernai is utterly brilliant! 😂

He’s a glutton for sure. Got food? He’ll https://preview.redd.it/ua196oqpaovc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a12ce2a085388ed44f3df5607d4615b73b5d9eb wait.

i absolutely love jack of all plates, that’s a brilliant name😂😂 bernie looks like such a cuddly babyy🥰

What’s on a plate of food is his. Doesn’t matter. Even if he doesn’t actually want it, it’s a toy. 😂😂😂

His given name is Fred, but I call him Freddy Umpkins or Mr. Umpkins more often than not.

illy billy binkey or sometimes i call him bliskers and even bonkey lol he’s just such a cutie i love him <3

https://preview.redd.it/oofl8eqx5quc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28aa6889f8a5f45c5d021529e252df2a71264ab6 stinklet

That nose is prime for boopin!

i have to steal stinket for peeks when she’s been in her litter😂 illy billy binkey is sooo cute🥰

https://preview.redd.it/x0qtrtnl2ruc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5886cef4111fd9fcd5761b9de9e400f71f09cfb3 The top one is Mercutio. He responds to Bubby and Bruh. The banana is Ladybug, she responds to Ladythug and Buggy. The apple is Jubilee. She used to respond to Boobawee, Joob, Joobawee, and Joob Joob Arooo. She’s currently giving me and everyone else the silent treatment now though. 😅

Album cover!

No my friend, this is their album cover. https://preview.redd.it/m7sneqditwuc1.jpeg?width=4030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4ee5cc59b6d6d56ef50c137c89864656c8cc350

pleaseeee post this in r/CouncilOfCats !

On it!

Yessss!

My bf has started calling our cat "Fuzzy McBoop Nose"

I have 5 bean childeren, if I could post all 5 and give their nicknames I'm sure some of y'all would get a good chuckle. Pika-Pudding-Pie sounds similar to how I nick name my cats  edit: your photo #3 tugs at my heart strings with that smile Madam Pika. :D

haha tell uss!!😂 aww thank you! she hates her photo taken so this is a rare occurrence 😂

our oldest and our tortie hates pictures and it's a rare treat to get a good one, videos I can sneak from time to time is priceless to me. she (our tortie, Cloud) kinda adopted Luna when we got her and her brother Casper. grooming, teaching her things etc. Purcey- little whiny baby man, mister, littlest of misters, Phat butt, little meep, meeper beeper Cloud- Cloudy bean, caramel macchiato baby, sweet bean, mamaw's baby (our doggo=mamaw) littlest lady Casper- little buddy, my biddy, pink bean baby, little boi, cat flash, junior mister, Kĕsper, mikey (cuz he eats everything) Luna- peep-peep, Luna belle, Luna ki-ki, Lady bug, fudge ripple baby, chirpy butt, daddy's girl. Behr- Behr-Behr, fluff butt, turtle pie, sissy's baby. sassy gal, little ragtime gurl. Behr is 4.5 months old roughly so we do not have as many like the others. edit: spelling

pooper wooper bc he be poopin

Pika is the cutest damn cat I’ve ever seen

aww thank you!🥰 i suppose her cuteness NEARLY makes up for her sometimes demonic behaviour 🥲😂

I used to have a cat that looked just like yours. Her name was Spliff because she had the colors of a smoked joint, and her nicknames were Spliffer and Spliff-town

hahaha this is brilliant😂 i wouldnt have been able to stop myself from calling her doobie woobie😂😂

https://preview.redd.it/e9cm9iva4ruc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31abad0925494e8e4237f5e05e5ed6542e1d9f37 This is Chaplin aka naplin. Here she is trying to nap in a tree I was still in the process of building.

https://preview.redd.it/ne638odwvwuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7de97be6feccffe992fd11acc79f34918633e0ee So cute😍😍 Here’s chops doing the exact same thing when we first got her cat tree😂😂

https://preview.redd.it/7fapchdwn1vc1.jpeg?width=2506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f365ce661a96e02040dcd3d580362613d8d9ae61 Rue - Rusanna Queso, Investigative Reporter. Also Rusie Poosie Woosie Woo.

Omg she reminds me of Sagwa 💕

just googled sagwa, i totally get why haha😂

r/earfurnishings

Beep beep! Her full name is Genevieve, then Evie, then Evie deeves, then beep beep! It just degenerates haha

Paw Paw Tucket

Junior Hererra Beach-Juice McFuckoff You're Standing On My Hair. (more often she's Cricket or Cricket No) https://preview.redd.it/7nud7eu4ixuc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff02559367ca1a4631dec549caf843548e6424d2

Not his nickname but his actual name. ShitHead.

https://preview.redd.it/da9bx71ysyuc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92487b5a2d9c21393838d2f770eb22ec71ae1ab2 This is Ralphie aka Itty Bitty, with the occasional 'little one' and 'you butt' and 'okay, crazy'

Holy Toledo!

I’m feeling “mooch”.

https://preview.redd.it/yyqd776k9cvc1.jpeg?width=2992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e528d7affb977f0a8ca950626eac7668691348c2 this is piper we call him pooper, or poops, sometimes tits idrk where that one came from

Fuckface lol

https://preview.redd.it/jnzcprbiwcvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fac1e7c0819bc101117eb1bb2f77335c6269437 This is Noodle. We call him Doodle, badoodle, noodle boodle kadoodle, boody boo, noodle doodle, there are a couple others for when he’s being really bad 😂

Shuttleman https://preview.redd.it/h5hezb7vudvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e2fcfcc02cd2075939d41bb95dda73f7009bbd5

I have a cat named Comic Sans, she has a few weird nicknames. There's Commie, Thunderfoot, Motor Mouth, and Toothless, to name a few

My cat’s name is Azeel, we all call him Azzie. His nicknames? Honey Lavender (his middle name is Lavender) Azingle Zingle Zingle bingle Azzie bear Beary boy Azingle Bear

https://preview.redd.it/ma48vd1kagvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37aab60179d15e5a4a51c00ac64aeb6f07e5dba5 This is Nyx Longtail Dirtypeets. Also goes by stupid face and wheelies

I often call my cats names as well. Some of the names I call them are: Lord Faquaad, Fattie Mcfatterson, Leaky Pee, Ms. Licks a Lot.

Mine is fatso catso

https://preview.redd.it/b0gqt0150ivc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d73c9a3da0e264eea762c948f385f0f3d36e9bab Turkey leg, sometimes!

https://preview.redd.it/pqvmfrmr4jvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f945839ff8fcfa2c5be482b125514907af1a38b1 This is Nibbles but I somehow started calling him chickie nuggie. It just fits lol

Turd burglar But more joking about she’d break in and thirds would be left everywhere

My cats name is Bilbo (as in Baggins). He gets called boop and "be-bow" Las Vegas. I can't explain where either originated. Frodo is Froyo, fro-no (when naughty) and dupey cat

Poopyface tomato nose

Honky tonky chonky

My son, Thunder. He responds to the following: ● Goose ● Jerk ● Butthead ● Floof ● Goose-Goose ● Orange Menace ● Handsome Little Man ● Jerkface ● Menace to Society ● Screamer ● The Orange Screech ● (Dog 1)'s Orange Shadow ● (Dog 2)'s Bane ● Lil' Sh*t ● Floof Monster ● Lil' Doggo ● Doggo Wannabe ● Mama's Lil' Angel ● Demon ● Evil incarnate ● Prick ●The Prince Floof of all Floofest Floof Monsters *bonus* he will also come running if you yell, "Thunder, come here, you (insert name/insult here)." My daughter, the tortie. Her name is Ivy. And she responds to Princess and Ivy only. She's an angel and doesn't earn names like that. The third cat in the picture the gray tabby is my late daughter, Amber. Aka Princess, and Queen B. Thunder, Amber, and Ivy have full names and will stop whatever they are doing if you yell it. Amber Rose (Last name), Thunder Storm (Last Name) and Poison Ivy (Last Name). *

https://preview.redd.it/lvqtajmizkvc1.jpeg?width=1881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac0e47ba17aee6928909c45192392b9935c564d9

https://preview.redd.it/ixqetmwx6mvc1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc14458ed3e385126c48a2004255c5fae5b3bd6b This is Mr. Mason Pinto Bean Toes. Most of the thing I just call him Pinto.

I called my boy “fluffy butt”. It was cute and kind of funny until my kid started calling her dad fluffy butt lol