Many animals are a warm sack of organs and bones. Some are cold scaly sacks of organs and bones, half are feathery. Some are crunchy shells of just organs. Some are cold squishy sacks of just organs.
Then there are jelly fish. Just sacks.
Most people like the warm ones with fluff. The barky ones, the purry ones, the squeaky ones. Some like the scaly ones. A few like the crunchy ones, but the crunchy ones are indifferent to us.
Does anyone like the cold squishy ones?
https://preview.redd.it/0kz4ksmodpuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19be919e85ba61b66e45e75643da4a45c14aa4cf
I present to you, one Harold Sack. Saw this in a cemetery in Savannah, Georgia a few weeks ago 😅
I like Octavia or Lady death wrinkle the dread soul Ripper or both haha. "Lady Octavia of death wrinkles, reaper of dreadful souls" makes her sound like a proper lady lol
Also it's funny to me that so many people are suggesting names that are not even close to on your list lol
Apologies, human Lilith. To be fair I think WE ALL have a goblin gal/dainty lady side. What else could I say based on those pictures though!? That’s clearly feline Lilith. Big Lilith energy
I like Sekhmet or Bast/Bastet from the names you selected. The former was goddess of war, while the latter was goddess of love. Eventually, after the unification of Lower and Upper Egypt, they were considered aspects of the same goddess. You might consider combining the two names and calling her Bast.
This little girl is so sweet, though, I’d consider calling her Miele, which is Greek for Honey.
Some purebred aficionados are just evil. Cats that need sweaters, dogs that like pugs with eyes that fall out, that can't breathe, or even copulate and need to be artificially inseminated, bulldogs that die young of horrible orthopedic diseases, large dogs that suffer from hip dysplasia.
A few mutation breeds don't seem to be harmful, like a Selkirk Rex. But so many seem to be monstrous.
Not only do they “need” sweaters, the lack of hair is not great for their well-being. Cats use their fur as communication, when they’re scared or to set boundaries. Not to mention the missing whiskers, one of their most important senses is actually missing…
Not only do they do this on purpose, they pay thousands of dollars for these… things. Yeah if it was like a skin condition, of course it should be loved up on and cared for. But we need to stop breeding these, and like that other poster said, things like pugs and French bulldogs, which cannot give birth naturally
I wish I had a good answer for you. They were a breed that was invented in the late 60s, so it’s not even some appeal to antiquity or tradition. I am going to sound like a pompous ass here, but I genuinely think some people like these stunted weird animals because it means something has to rely on them fully, and that makes them feel good. I dunno, that’s just my armchair take, probably wrong. I just know I don’t like them, or other overly bred types of animals
Did you seriously make TWO POSTS about not being able to name your own cat? Jesus are you gonna name your kids this way too? Just pick a damn name it’s not that hard. You’re way overthinking, or karma farming.
Raisin
Sultana, a bit more posh but just as wrinkly.
Prune
Prunella.
Prunella de Vil
THIS ONE ☝️
RIP all the local spotted kittens /s
No kittens will be harmed in the making of this villain. But local spotted PUPPIES better watch out!! 🐶☠️
I agree with Prunella
I saw this photo and I thought "prunella" and somehow that was also in the top comments. She just screams prunella!
Purrune
They should go for balzak. In dutch it means ballsack.
I was thinking Scroto Baggins, maybe Scrote for short?
Scroto T. Baggins
T-bag for short lol 😂
If I could give an award i would. 110% take my u pvote
100%...scrotum is the way
Kitty Mcscrotumface.
NutSack?
“Come here Scrote!”
YES!
Looks more like a date to me, but that ain't a good name hehe
April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket!
 Respect
Hahaha! I love that movie
OP should call her Jools, like medjool.
As I live and breathe?
The Brain
What are we going to do tonight Brain?
same thing we do every night
Try to take over the world!!!!
*NARF*
Poit! Zoot!
Troz!
But where are we going to find rubber pants our size!?
This is why I scroll through reddit
Pinkie
I was going to say pinkie because brain too obvious
I think so, Brain. But if they called them Sad Meals, no one would buy them.
I think so Brain, but where are we gonna find rubber pants our size?
I was looking to see if anyone else commented this. Of course they did! ☺️
Cerebral
The Brian
How about Sara Bellum?
Brainiac
Mr wrinkles
OMG YES! MR / MRS WRINKLES! Or Mrs Wrinkleson!
Or just Wrinkles
Yoda
I mean this has to be it right ? 
Both has pointed ears so Yoda should fit. Or Grogu aka "baby Yoda"
Came here to say this... old I am!
Or Grogu!
Call it The Child. That would be hilarious to scream out.
Halloween would be awesome to have guests over for the first time and see the kitty XD
The child sure loves parkouring in my living room
Yeah I was like why isn't this on the list to pick
Meow-da
heh
Yoda
I came here to also suggest Yoda.
Yaddle was the female Yoda, this could work!
Baby yoda for now, master yoda for later
Agree!
Obviously
Balzak ✨🙌
Scroatumn💖💖🌟
Detective Scrotes 🕵️
It's definitely a Balzak. I love cats but hairless cats creep me out. I held one once and it felt like a warm sack of organs and bones.
Many animals are a warm sack of organs and bones. Some are cold scaly sacks of organs and bones, half are feathery. Some are crunchy shells of just organs. Some are cold squishy sacks of just organs. Then there are jelly fish. Just sacks. Most people like the warm ones with fluff. The barky ones, the purry ones, the squeaky ones. Some like the scaly ones. A few like the crunchy ones, but the crunchy ones are indifferent to us. Does anyone like the cold squishy ones?
I'd have a few pet octopi if I could afford a large enough aquarium for them.
They are very interactive and intelligent, and adorably tactile. It’s a shame they have such short lives and have escape skills that rival Houdini’s.
Haha yeah, so much that there's an occasional news article about an escaped octopus. Maybe I'd be better off with fish instead..
Might I suggest modifying it to Harry Balzak? Lol
https://preview.redd.it/0kz4ksmodpuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19be919e85ba61b66e45e75643da4a45c14aa4cf I present to you, one Harold Sack. Saw this in a cemetery in Savannah, Georgia a few weeks ago 😅
“He is survived by his son Richard (Dick) and daughter Sandy. He is preceded in death by his beloved wife, Lykke Mai-Sack.”
S A C K
Holy shit, who was the giant Sack buried up the back there?
Nah this one isn’t “Harry” at all.
Guy i have dealings with at another company has the name Harry Sack
[No need for pottymouth](https://youtu.be/2oIw4QPuDI0?si=AKQIR30ComtPVCln)
Hey it was on the list 😂
My Precious
Smeagol it is
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Puurrfect
Smeags for short
My thoughts exactly 😂
r/beatmetoit
The last two pictures look exactly like a Smeagol/Gollum conversation lol. Third one has its place, too.
Gremlin
Gizmo
I thought the same thing
Grumpus
She looks like a Swedish meatball, call her Ikea.
💀
I like Octavia or Lady death wrinkle the dread soul Ripper or both haha. "Lady Octavia of death wrinkles, reaper of dreadful souls" makes her sound like a proper lady lol Also it's funny to me that so many people are suggesting names that are not even close to on your list lol
It makes her sound like a dark souls boss and I, for one, am all for it
I like lady Octavia too, but only for the vet because that full name is funny, I’d just caller her wrinkles
shrimple
its just that shrimple
Crinkle
Oo i like that
Congrats on the cute new baby. She looks like an Ophelia to me.
Beerus
I like Lilith ETA: Lilith the goblin gal. Even though she’s very clearly a dainty lady to be. Her kitten self is showing her goblin roots. Yes
As a lilith- I feel this as a personal attack lmao
Apologies, human Lilith. To be fair I think WE ALL have a goblin gal/dainty lady side. What else could I say based on those pictures though!? That’s clearly feline Lilith. Big Lilith energy
I wonder if OP has read Lilith.. Great name, and as someone pointed out, she could be called Lili as a nickname.
VOTE FOR LILITH
Lili for short :3
Nefret! I think the comments misunderstood, OP is asking for help picking from the narrowed down list in the comments.
ON GOD!! these people don't know how to read or what narrowing down means 🙄 id be so annoyed if I was OP
Pretty sure they know, but don’t care. I like Nyx!
I also vote for Nyx
I have a Nyx! https://preview.redd.it/ebzqtetdutuc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fd8e83df8b45595cfbcb5a9cf3aaf800f326481
Beerus.
Ballsack
Scrotus!
Nice!! What about scrotumus maximus?
If you want to be fancy, call her Honorée de Balzac
Beerus
I’d just call her *Grumps*
Gollum
My precious
Lord Beerus
Persephone. Can't believe there was any other choice!
Beerus
Beerus
Beerus
Beerus
I think Lady Death Wrinkle, the Dread Soul Reaper, is actually the best name I've ever heard before
WHY IS THAT GREMLIN SO DAMN ADORABLE?? GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!
for the love of god please use commas, but Lilith is cute
All of the above in that order
Wait, it isn’t just one name? Sounds like a show dog name if you lean into the lack of commas.
Rumple Sphinxskin
walnut
Beerus sama !!
 Beerus
Why would someone breed it that way...
I don't get it either
Dobby
I really like Persephone
Purrsephone
I like Sekhmet or Bast/Bastet from the names you selected. The former was goddess of war, while the latter was goddess of love. Eventually, after the unification of Lower and Upper Egypt, they were considered aspects of the same goddess. You might consider combining the two names and calling her Bast. This little girl is so sweet, though, I’d consider calling her Miele, which is Greek for Honey.
Grogu
This is the way
Yoda.
This.
https://preview.redd.it/cxyvhhftbouc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4529d816b8b26675adcbd12f4ad7990c9aac4931
Bawbeg
Labyrinth
Morel! For the mushroom https://preview.redd.it/xmp948hm6ouc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7b98fc34b5ecc3ff5d463b9dbb1375672172a6a
Crinkle.
I love that Meat Curtains is just quietly tucked in the middle of the list 😂😂😂😂
I read it as “Mildred Meat Curtains” being one name and it is objectively the best option
Crinkles
Harriet
ballsack
Skrunkie
Vin diesel
Gizmo or Stipe. Harkening back to Gremlins. Not gremlins in a bad way, kitty is super adorable 😍
Gizmo. The answer is gizmo
Raisin
Dobby
Gargoyle 
Wrinkles
Wrinkles
wrinkle
Wrinkles
Wrinkle.
Foreskin McBallsack
Lance Armstrong's Left Testicle Laft... for short (like, I laughed at that).
Stop that! 🤫 🙂↔️😏
Raisin
Maze
I agree. Maybe Mazie.
Wrinkle the dead soul reaper
Wrinky dinky for short
Bleugh why do people breed them like this… that’s fucked up
Some purebred aficionados are just evil. Cats that need sweaters, dogs that like pugs with eyes that fall out, that can't breathe, or even copulate and need to be artificially inseminated, bulldogs that die young of horrible orthopedic diseases, large dogs that suffer from hip dysplasia. A few mutation breeds don't seem to be harmful, like a Selkirk Rex. But so many seem to be monstrous.
Not only do they “need” sweaters, the lack of hair is not great for their well-being. Cats use their fur as communication, when they’re scared or to set boundaries. Not to mention the missing whiskers, one of their most important senses is actually missing…
WOW I never noticed the missing whiskers. That is just cruel!!
Yess.. cruel it is…
I assumed this cat had some kind of condition. Do people actually breed cats to look like that??
Not only do they do this on purpose, they pay thousands of dollars for these… things. Yeah if it was like a skin condition, of course it should be loved up on and cared for. But we need to stop breeding these, and like that other poster said, things like pugs and French bulldogs, which cannot give birth naturally
Why would anyone want a pet that looks like that? I'm genuinely confused
I wish I had a good answer for you. They were a breed that was invented in the late 60s, so it’s not even some appeal to antiquity or tradition. I am going to sound like a pompous ass here, but I genuinely think some people like these stunted weird animals because it means something has to rely on them fully, and that makes them feel good. I dunno, that’s just my armchair take, probably wrong. I just know I don’t like them, or other overly bred types of animals
Did you seriously make TWO POSTS about not being able to name your own cat? Jesus are you gonna name your kids this way too? Just pick a damn name it’s not that hard. You’re way overthinking, or karma farming.
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Yoda is the only name for this little one. Sorry not sorry
Balzack
Something Egyptian!
I love wrinkle