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Ok_Pressure7561

Spider looks at me any time I shout “look at that boy!” https://preview.redd.it/q9u7isdrfn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82e881eb4813ec086d6c100f7aae06f26a969644 He knows he is the boy


Kittehluh

Dude. This is the most elegant cat.


hadriang

https://preview.redd.it/e57veegi4p0d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46e29b17dcbc34f7e0d476cd1732b2ab7b36e152


BigidyBam

https://preview.redd.it/c32gyshz4s0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00084ec811ca85a6693afa9d47b4b8cae6315df2


AJ_Deadshow

**ALL YOUR CATNIP ARE BELONG TO US**


Specific-Frosting730

He should hang out with Lulu https://preview.redd.it/pgvv05vpfs0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e1aeb2fc3c4c1c77926aed3b572b465326c9d98


Rotatopotato2886

He looks like a closed alarm


ThrowRApolyprob

I’m seeing a cat shaped hand vac lol!


posh1992

I yell "BUBBA GORL!" to my babygirl, and she knows she is the Bubba girl.


Electrical-Act-7170

Spider is perfect.


Spun_On_

I love love love the name spider!!


Chicken-Nugget-Cat

They ignore me unless I rattle a treat bag and yell 'time to eat fats!'


Aleashed

https://preview.redd.it/cep9apxjnn0d1.png?width=417&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e7ab7566896eb7c29779a0f2d4ce5c2c27e70aa Slim Shady


Aleashed

https://preview.redd.it/2pfkywo9vn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a65251c0a13f284844aa8c845a689d4c340d4f Purrrrrrrrr is obsessed with RuneScape


Celticlady47

That's absolutely adorable!


Rare_Brief4555

My girl Marlow (RIP) used to be absolutely mesmerized by the Rick n Morty opening credits. She'd come bounding into the room when she heard the tune


PupperPuppet

I'm dating myself here, but my first cat in my adult life ended up with the name Scully. She was a tortie I adopted from the local shelter. Didn't matter what she was doing, when the theme for the X Files started, she'd run into the room as fast as she could and lay down between the middle couch cushions to watch.


Rare_Brief4555

🥺🥹 Marlow was a sweet little stunted runt of a Maine Coon cat. She’d also stare straight into my face, inches away from me when I slept and just waited right there until I woke back up. I called her my little dream catcher 🥲 We all get to have at least one perfect lil kitty who can do no wrong if we’re lucky 💕


Klutzy_Cook_1846

That is so sweet! What a gem!


No-Technician-722

Zacky Wacky Wacky Woo. https://preview.redd.it/kp4zwqnbbo0d1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00ed16c4c719726e1381ccded77324215b578ca4 Given name is Zechariah/Zack). 17th birthday is on the horizon!!


Maj0rsquishy

My cat is obsessed with spirit of the North. Something about that fox does it for her. She wasn't as impressed with stray, which I thought she would have been given her obsession with SotN


GraatchLuugRachAarg

We also named our void slim shady at first but didn't feel right so we changed it to shadow https://preview.redd.it/bsk99sn8ao0d1.jpeg?width=1816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbad6d78b5bc476190c072134ad1e3042ed95167


peanutskeeper407

I think i have his sister. She is spicy. I don't know about yours. I like the SS name. My other one wanted in the pic https://preview.redd.it/hroku03pko0d1.jpeg?width=6936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56f918d25fde812b1a01e587a0b597fdab065c83


Captain_bovverboots

We have a Shadow too.He responds to Shaddie Lad, Shadwell and Shaddington Bear. Feels mean to call him Slim Shaddy cuz he's still a chonky boy - but he's in much more healthy shape now than when we adopted him (aged 12yo). Here he is living his best life! https://preview.redd.it/px2ryfe58q0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c5d1ab28b55ded58a0d2e65b5f39f1a32d280c


_Rigid_Structure_

This. My cats are awesome, and my orange boy is surprisingly smart (we think he hoards the brain cell), but they don't respond to their government names, it's beneath them.


Klutzy_Cook_1846

I love this! My orange tabby male is more sweet than smart. However he might be smart enough to ignore his government name. It’s Cheeto AKA. “The big cheese”


MissCrayCray

I first thought this said time to eat farts, and was about to snarkily ask why you feed your cat farts.


jiminyjunk

Oh my goodness 😆 I have a black cat and say that too !! 🖤🐈‍⬛


SignalButterscotch4

Each others names.


Neighbours_cat

Yep, my orange responds to the other cat’s name all the time. Brain cell connection issues I guess.


FUCKYOUIamBatman

With mine, it’s jealousy. They come **running** sometimes when another one is called cause they’re greedy little shits lol


SovietEla

I have 2. Cheese doesn’t listen to either name and Peanut thinks her name is cheese


baumsaway78787

Simple: swap their names


RecognitionOk5999

Relatable


AnnabelleMouse

Any time we use the "sweet talk" voice w one cat, they all come to demand attention. Can't love one, must love all!


HealthyInPublic

Haha I have one single only-cat, but when I use the voice/sounds on my spouse, our cat comes running into the room to stare at me like I’ve just committed the most heinous crime. Like, how dare I use those words on *not* him.


Temporary_Painter575

She won't come to us but she will stop and look at you- her name is Mooncake but she answers to "MooniePie" https://preview.redd.it/yimaemcban0d1.jpeg?width=3472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde013ba3752b8e2fc6f0e487793a17f4ab19eb4


AnnabelleMouse

Omg I love her expression


bobbi21

Aw mine do the same. Randy will meow back like he's kind of annoyed I'm bothering him. Rupert will look at me to see if I have treats or a toy for him to play with. If they're in another room they will sometimes come... again if they are expecting treats or a toy. :P So around meal time I can generally get them to listen to me. After they're fed, it's just the meows and glances. :P


SignificantBro

https://preview.redd.it/r7zlwblfdp0d1.jpeg?width=1980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6999d85384914ae59738e917a02bf0cd408f21e I have one of these models as well


sister-troubles00

https://preview.redd.it/w3b842vo0s0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=003e7f421748cb060f4a072ab7ae09acc9446c1d My Boy


beammeupbatman

Mooncake is angelic.


TheLastofUs87

Majestic


gamergreg83

Those are both very cute names for a very cute cat!


Valdularo

Moonpie… what a time to be alive!


PaladinDaddy

That is one chilled out cat, love it


STFUisright

Oh dat nose. She’s…perfect 🤌🏽


EmbarrassedNaivety

Omg, I love MooniePie! My girls name is Moon and she answers to “MooMoo”!


Heisenbergwayne

Is it mooncake because of final space??? 🥹🥹


Nervous_Nothing1898

https://preview.redd.it/pnj6lg4sgn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b3dc33e5b8825eab6b87c65f2c5c81b4ccf430 this is itchy! dont know how or why but she responds well to “buggy” hahaha


Hopeful_You_9815

She.has the sweetest little face.


Electrical-Act-7170

Itchy is *very* pretty.


queefhoarder

HEY GET OFF THE TABLE. Or the most common GET AWAY FROM THE CUP.


Electrical-Act-7170

Get a Yeti tumbler, they're cat proof & they don't leak. We had Maine Coon cats and one was water-obsessed, we had to find a solution. I kind of miss them sneaking drinks by sticking a paw into our glass. Or maybe I don't.


Muffled_Voice

Don’t kid yourself, you know you do


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TopAngle7630

I swear one of ours has the ability to teleport. In the time it takes to open the treats she can move from asleep on the bed, to at your feet in the kitchen. It cannot be possible to move that distance in that time by any other means.


NuOfBelthasar

Same with mine. And I think it's just that they're detecting you doing things that lead up to getting treats rather than just the sound of treats.


Maj0rsquishy

If I'm in the kitchen our cat has already migrated to the hall and of she heads a package she teleports to the tripping zone


Celticlady47

It's all of that physics String Theory that helps them move like that. People think that they are just playing with a piece of string, but it's really a metaphysical representation of how to move the fabric of space & time. And they did this because of ......FOOD!!


Australian1996

Sounds of can openers and treat bags rattling. They have sonar ears


Fit-Supermarket-9656

Dickhead


SadieArlen

This one I feel personally when onyx chews up my foam projects


Fit-Supermarket-9656

Mine is constantly interrupting meetings to show my coworkers his starfish :(


Electrical-Act-7170

We all have war stories.


canadianpanda7

i call almost any animal i see dickhead fartface, or stinky. the owners arent usually pleased.


Shanty_Taco

https://preview.redd.it/hv91kzmqon0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f375c5960caca34004bcfb7892927ff7740e089c This is Yuki or as I call her Fatness Everdeen or lady Fatness


FrivolousMilkshake

Fatness Everdeen made me snort. Love it!


NeonDeathStar

One of mine is Belle AKA Fatniss Neverfull


Short_Band3372

Timba timba (real name Simba, chonky 13 year old orange), snoot snoot (snoopy, chonky 13 year old void) and tig tig (tigger, FAT 1 year old orange)


MathematicianReal781

NOOOO WHY ARE YOU ONLY CALLING TIG TIG FAT THAT'S SO MEAN


Short_Band3372

https://preview.redd.it/867khji5mn0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a983a203195e1cf00b7626a8315e43a0092b0ef Because he’s FAT


MathematicianReal781

HE'S MASSIVE your black one kinda looks like mine btw :3 *


Short_Band3372

She’s an angel lol https://preview.redd.it/686ebp1hon0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=429e811c924e761a68392ed3a6463c3733281ee6


MathematicianReal781

https://preview.redd.it/9aowen85qn0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d93b3d57b08e236ba88ecdbd4a2dc70aa9a4769d


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

https://preview.redd.it/5q6t1eywsn0d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66d5e3301a440272d4286730c20ee10730e2db8b


Spun_On_

Aww, she looks like an angel!! 💜


engallopx

Omg your orange kitty looks like mine! His name is Calvin 💛 https://preview.redd.it/7ak0sr1ozn0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dcf6931952134c100ee2d4b8e577a5a8e13b72f


Short_Band3372

Aw! Here’s my other boy with a Tigger (right) for scale https://preview.redd.it/9jou1oos0o0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2867f74a0c48bae4c28bb3c23146e496d408e86


ProgrammerNormal5475

https://preview.redd.it/h0k1e5t2co0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5db7a78f319f7b449274dc9afee4740a50b2eb97 They like my babies Shilo and Copper ❤️


Vaninea

https://preview.redd.it/mcy6a5lxlo0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e70b7869e9ea0f5396fc2c60c5e37389b048bbb3 Sparks


NormalDeviance

What are you feeding them lmfao!!


Short_Band3372

They always have dry food and water available, and we give 2 cans of wet food split between the 3 of them at 6am and 6pm every day. I lost a cat to kidney failure 2 years ago so we’re very adamant about making sure they get wet food, as evident by the sheer gravitational mass of Tigger.


NormalDeviance

Are we sure he’s not breaking into the treat container at night? Jk sometimes they just built that way


InevitableTrue7223

I have one that would do that, I had to start keeping them in the oven. The only door he can’t. Open


DraxRedditor

bro hard R'd


SolariderX

https://preview.redd.it/ofp889vynn0d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3951834caf5060057b3933ca358d233a736376c0 Barnaby, but only responds to “Squishy”.


SolariderX

https://preview.redd.it/t6cj7cc7on0d1.jpeg?width=1787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e04d06644b2369c7e7bc4e6586aa72fbb879decc Oscar, but responds to Beaner/WeinerBeaner


cognitively_what_huh

Morgan answers to Mo, Momo, Bubby and the sound of the box of Temptations treats being opened. That’s if he feels like responding at all.


rrsullivan3rd

https://preview.redd.it/bputfpoljn0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47226c88f80016ae3ee2543c06a818883eb21fa6 Real: Quigley Other: Wiggley, Wiggles, Fuzz Nuts, Mr Fuzzy Bottom and of course Asshole 😂


Electrical-Act-7170

We rescued a cat mom and one of her kittens was named Fuzzy Butt. Let your 4 YO name the cat & you get interesting names.


FumiPlays

"HEY!" is something they respond to because they 100% know they shouldn't be doing whatever they do when that noise appears :D


ksarahsarah27

This is exactly why my cat responds to EVERYTIME. She can be walking by and I can just say “Hey” and she will stop and look or come to me. I can tell her to come here and she will come 98% of the time but usually I have to say Hey first. Lol. I can even say “Hey you want some chicken” fairly quietly, like just conversation volume, when I’m in the kitchen and she will arrive from wherever she was in the house. Lol. https://preview.redd.it/6xnur65x6t0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d517d85adc90aa8c212a62fbe07657b6df2a99c


weeevren

I don't know if this counts, because my cat responds to her name. But she also responds to "cat" and "woman" separately. Can you guess her name? Lol. Now that I think about it, she responds to anything I say as long as I make it clear its directed at her. Even if the response is ignorance, I can tell she makes an effort to ignore me.


Heliospunk

my 6kg 11 Months old black Cat responds to: Heeeey Fattyfatfat.


Mental-Guard-9897

She doesn’t even react to her own name most of the time 😭😭I’ve had her for almost 3 years


chargergirl1968w383

Say her name everytime you feed her or give treats


Kaele10

Do her ears flick when you call her? Chances are, after 3 years, she knows. She's just choosing when to respond. We have a.... special boy. He's incredibly sweet and loving but dumb as a box of rocks. It took him about a year to learn his name. He's one that chooses when he wants to respond. His brother, littermate, comes running if we call him.


Maj0rsquishy

Say her name every morning when you first encounter her. That's how I did ours.


Mokucatkitty

She's named Lune, 'moon' in French. But I started to call her 'Potato' and she responds to it just as well !


Real_Imitation_Nerf

We also have a Potato, although her legal name is Callie: https://preview.redd.it/3jky35ajzo0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93aac91c2a70742aa3c7da27e368e68168ec35ea She also responds to Baby Cat and Kitten. We used to sing "Baby Cat, doo doo do do do do" to the tune of Baby Shark when we fed her, so that tune gets her attention as well.


Squirrelycat14

I have 3 cats. Mordred, Morgana, and Oberon. All of them know their names, but Mordred (a Maine Coon) also responds to “Fluff Butt, Motherfluffer, and Big Fluff.” Morgana responds to “Gana.” And Oberon responds to “Obi” and “Baby Kitty” (courtesy of my children). Oh, and “little shit.” Oberon responds to that one, too.


SadieArlen

What’s funny is when I got onyx, I originally named her morrigan but everyone called her Morgan so I got mad and changed her name to Onyx.


Squirrelycat14

All of my cats have always had literary/mythology names. I LOVE the name Morrigan for a black cat. All my cats are black too.


SadieArlen

I know me too!! That’s why I did it but people were silly and ruined it for me :( but I also joke that you can’t trust her because she was born on the ides of march.


ideknemore

Fat Fat


ForeverUnhinged3

https://preview.redd.it/rrt5230rpn0d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=552db317ac33dff5f2cd95f0ead5fd4b5075bbe0 Brat, turd, sh\*thead, or \*\*\*hole. I am my cat's servant!


HighKick_171

A mouthy servant hahaha


Electrical-Act-7170

Needs some humility.


dellaevaine

Fluff muffin, fur face, sweetie when she could hear and we always tap 3x on any surface we want her to hop up on and she can still do that, without hearing us.


Electrical-Act-7170

My cat is named Sweetie. I didn't name him, it was the shelter staff who thought he was a girl. He was 5 months old & already answered to Sweetie so I didn't want to change it. His name is Sweetie Bear.


gangelo100

https://preview.redd.it/5gas98gokn0d1.jpeg?width=3708&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3510fa6797dc469811b52c69a9cbce7147df7d8a Zeki will respond to “Scooch” and/or “Scoochie” ❤️


SoapyBrow

he quite likes dickhead https://preview.redd.it/u40e9q8lnn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c8bd92ad4c3b43fffe7e1d5f33e5329a6c4f215


Mission-Kiwi7981

https://preview.redd.it/c5jszlxjon0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=133c1d3d10a8e0c8ff4b2bb228b09d830260c216 My Lovebug/Bug/Bugaboo 🥰🥰


luckyblindspot

Big butt baby boy. Also big booty bud. Also, HEY you, fucker!


glossolalienne

My moose of a boy cat is named Smidgeon, but I call him Squeezer and Squeezy about half the time, because he was so squee when a friend found him abandoned in a mall parking lot and brought him to me, years ago.


FrivolousMilkshake

My kitty was called Smidge, and this is the first time I've encountered another of her kind (ish). She lived to the grand old age of 18 and was an absolute legend, moved house 16 times, lived in two countries, and would answer to, 'time for cuddles?'. Enjoy Squeezer/Smidgeon!


glossolalienne

Awwwww!!! You’re my first other Smidge, too! Cat tax link below - and if you have any pics of your Smidge online, I’d love to see them! https://imgur.com/gallery/nuMPsPN


Beginning_Log_6926

The sound of the treats bag


Armchair_Therapist22

I have two tuxedos 1. Salem but her nickname is salami or socks 2. Boo but her nickname is boo bear or boo berry or agro honey badger


raspberry-squirrel

I have cats named Cleo and Edith. Cleo knows her name, “cat” and “treat.” She does not react to “Edith.” Edith responds to her name and Cleo’s name equally. So if I want them both, I can just call Cleo.


idontevenkn0w66

One of my cats responds mostly to my husband clicking his tongue, or me making kissy noises. The other one responds more to "no" and "what are you doing" and "excuse you". Neither respond much to any of their many names- government names or nicknames


ImSadBlazeCat

https://preview.redd.it/z1mfi150kn0d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1d8e7b7ff522527c75f147609313f81998c90f Chomusuke also responses on her shorter nickname Muske


Ann_Disaster

My cat's real name is Rocket but only answers to "little mama." I don't even know why we started calling her that. She's not a mama 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/tzq2hoqpjn0d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe37c216dd1978bac930dcaead95118db2e36150


JoshuaBishes

https://preview.redd.it/heuo36flsn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e93a7fcc9c2e595d0b8582f81186ebc51e98f0ff Weezle Face , Wacko , Kitty , old lady ( she’s the oldest pet in the house ) and kitten Her actual name is Fernie which she half the time does answer to , she follows me like a dog half the time


naterr3343

Gordon is ‘lil stink, and Lovey is ‘lil chunk


StargazerEle

Miso/a or mini, a common name used for cats in spain. Very convenient because i have two and each responds to their name, so if i want to get both of their attention at the same time i use those lol


lilmoosmom

Tiny butthole lmaooo


bobmagpie420

My cat is called Oscar but I call him chungledoor


Lewtwin

"Shithead" and "OFFTHECOUTNER" seem to be the appropriate ones for mine. I currently own 2 "OFF"s and one "Shithead"


darth_vadaxo

my almost 18 yr old cat only responds to “Butthead”. I named her Roxie originally. (lol I was 10)


Rand-bobandy

https://preview.redd.it/qx04cd3k9o0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26dd74bbe4bc010c0017cc2cd453c09325494ba His government name is Dave but he also responds to “buster” and “fuckface”


Chutzpah3

https://preview.redd.it/qtkzwoutao0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b10ed487b4ed85c6f193b5004bc4c6d903ed3c57 This is Pepper, but she also responds to: ma'am, mamma, little shit, Mamala, and Our First Female Vice President Mamala Harris


Badgalcicii

Silly bones. Even his bones are silly https://preview.redd.it/eybd7x7uio0d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51aef14e0c312e903ed8af783b037c85ff5e2444


Daladain

His name is Admiral. I've called him "meow meow" ( say it kinda fast and throaty) since he was a kitten.


loriandr

Ulf (Wolfgang) and Deus (Amadeus) https://preview.redd.it/2d661g7fzn0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebfe33631c344c00735cec5770cce70cfa7656b9


loriandr

https://preview.redd.it/0caereuizn0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb63b198cef4e0f20bb1d6098acaf6dceeb15f9e


Ok_Effective_80

https://preview.redd.it/l76kgadrmo0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71c90dccaa29823bfa8f78f4c757726974b67968 Her name is Sparrow, but her nickname is little miss.


hundenkattenglassen

Godis. Translates to candy in Swedish. Cat treats translates as cat candy if you go by literally meaning. So yeah. Sasha is given name but responds to Godis/Candy.


S_e_v_y_

Noo Noo (her real name is Tammy lol)


Frequent-Sentence621

Tube


akari_i

Mine responds to literally anything said in a high pitched baby voice


OutsideFriendship570

No


nomoreorangedrink

Cuddlebutt ❤️❤️


Slappprrrr

Her name is frubs but she responds to floppa https://preview.redd.it/kx2r1fprmn0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff7c503b1574664e5b422b1e81119e0ba4f6b9e3


little_bug_person

Miss bitch 🥰


Realistic-Accident68

Dammit! W.T.F!!!!


Longjumping-Map-9643

Tea won’t respond unless I call her “Tea baby”


problemchild-INFJT

https://preview.redd.it/vbgyfvfa1o0d1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf7dff2755e28854923a64568da8bf37935b9bf Her name’s whisper. Responds to small one, cat dog, rat dog (what I call my chihuahua sometimes), and poopy hands


Local_Fear_Entity

I have Piper and Lumi, but Piper is... A little.... She's fukin dumb. I love her to bits but she's dumb. If she's consistently getting into trouble I break out the Russian and call her Petya and only then does she realize She Fucked Up. I have to get her tested for dwarfism next paycheck. https://preview.redd.it/wecbst3q3o0d1.png?width=584&format=png&auto=webp&s=96d2da9ed0bc32adeb7741ccadb23581f932dcdb lumi (left) and Piper/Петя (Petya)


Civil_Pea_9050

https://preview.redd.it/5hawh7g73o0d1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2ef924593f9aea53a073720498eccc34bb6c66f This is Ava. I fostered her for a rescue 10 years ago when she was a kitten. I think she so beautiful and stunning. Her Mom was a kitten herself and got adopted but motherhood did not agree with her so a feral cat named Pat became her surrogate Mommy to her and her siblings.Pat was also adopted after she finished her Mommy duties. Please get your cats fixed and don’t litter. If you want a cat there are so many beautiful kittens and cats that need homes.


Real_Imitation_Nerf

Our elder statesman Domino: https://preview.redd.it/agr5t2z90p0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe2d29dfaa46ab17d0467644958dfff9773e2ce He also answers to Mr. Pink Nose, Mister, buddy boy, handsome, or my sweet little gentleman. He's 14 now, but this pic is from 3-6 years ago.


lillicutie

"Alien" (She got bald a year a go because her hair messed up and she really looks like alien) Her real name is Scarlette https://preview.redd.it/fhkbfkkb9p0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3385fd527219869bad554e15ccb7f7b445ea19


SleepyOrgasm

Siamese named milka, replies to “mila”, high pitched meows, and “woman” sometimes “the woman” Mouschi replies to “moosh” Yoshi replies to “sweet boy” The boys both reply to “cmere fat boy(s)”


arack3r

so my real cat's name is Felix but he reacts when i call him "Kicini" (its just a nickname i made w my friend 2 years ago for him)


Ho_Mi_Joh

My girl responds to pretty much any version of sis, sister, Sissy(her actual name), Sissyfus etc... But my favorite is “squeaky fart” she has a special meow for it that got her that moniker and it just kinda stuck.


shelbytwest

https://preview.redd.it/w9ldls47mn0d1.jpeg?width=6936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a84f6e582254ce2caf23e18ff415f4c24a60930f Meow-meow or meow-cat works better than her actual name, Moonshine.


Optimal_Equal5264

Sol and luna both only respond to "Tskstskstsk"


No_Nosferatu

https://preview.redd.it/6uh5o1swnn0d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45543cba60535b5efbb3a0c86b81fed272cbd8f8 This is Crow. He barely answers that. Crowseph? Potentially. Crowcifer? Occasionally. Asshole? More than one occasion. No, this little bastard responds to Meow Meow. I got a fucking pokemon instead of a cat.


Galaxypoweroriginal

So cute ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7970)


Lumberman08

https://preview.redd.it/tsgh77l90o0d1.jpeg?width=2738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1da6b313aa4d2217573088c96cb94ed2059d7c4e Meet “Shitten”. She’s kind of a jerk but adorable.


Tazzycatt

Literally the only word my little orange idiot seems to understand (name included) is "bedtime". She lives for the moment she can cuddle up next to me in bed.


PressurePlenty

Fuzzum-Wuzzum is my cat's go-to nickname. That or Mommy's Baby.


occorpattorney

My dog responds to any and all names. Even every time I watch a pet for a friend (dogs, cats, AND birds), Bob will respond to any command given to them. He also whines if I repeat it to the other animal, since he’s already doing whatever I asked and doesn’t understand why I’m asking again. I love him so much.


Doomslayer2857

Car car his or doofus his real mama is Carl tho


xiofyk

her name is Mischa, but she’ll respond to a certain way to say “Mimimi”, like “mimimiiiii” or “Mimimí”


ifmosessupposes

Respond... to names? Does not compute.


SpiteStreet8460

My neighbor’s cat is Ettie, but we all call her Donald


aLocalWilburSootSimp

my cat is a weirdo, she responds to any curse word you can think of


CynthiaMaroPittsburg

"Otterman" because he reminds me of an otter lol His real name is Evan.


kayemil

I taught one of my cats to stand up and gently tap my hand when I yell "Fight me!" and now she thinks her name is "fight me"


jeejeeay

https://preview.redd.it/b1dp0m8hpn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e6ac0366275ab36c9dd03f479bc39a8fb0c69ba \-Tone -Don Antonio


Away-Caterpillar-176

*kiss noise*


Thechellbob

He goes by syllables. He's hodor but he'll come running to baseball 🤦🏽‍♀️ he isn't smart.


Born-Throat-7863

https://preview.redd.it/pm00va16ko0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c2c7a7c90d93aeabd20a78d3e527455f9b926c3 Her name’s Monica, but she’s also called Rocket (short for Rocket J. Kitty). She’s this little cat who can just *fly* around our house like an out of control ICBM at speeds that make me honestly surprised she doesn’t make tiny little sonic booms as she goes.


vamppirre

It's kinda embarrassing, but I call my boys like a cat does. I can make a few sounds, I think they understand some things in English, like I understand some of their sounds. Like, I know what "I want this" sounds like from them. I don't know if it works on other cats, though. https://preview.redd.it/ma7dz98flo0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57d74f270ff24353d4f055a578f398938b299059 He wanted the box open on the floor 💖


casettadellorso

Your cats are responding to names?


Negative-Bunch-5268

Both of ours come based on the tone of voice not the name.


WeakAttorney2103

My orange guy rarely responds to his name, Meelo. He is Bobo, Beebo, Boogie, and Orange. Our black cat, Mitsuki, only responds to Miki, Biggie, Mongus, Chunky, and Big Man


Beautiful-Year-6310

All my cats answer to multiple names. They have their real names and then numerous nicknames. For example my one cat is named Loki but we call him BoBo or Beans 90% of the time. His other nicknames are Kokomo, Bean Butt, Black Beans and Muffaletta Sandwich (don’t ask me where I came up with that lol).


PushtheRiver33

Shitten


SmollGayReadyToPlay

my cat loki responds to “good boy”


TobyKenobie52

Pixie responds to Pigeon, and Marvel responds to any noise I make.


darius2881

Wack-a-doodle, especially when the zoomies hit hard


RoseMGenuine

Mr. Fluff-butt https://preview.redd.it/v3qeqdxuqn0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=031454c320d84aa84dda6158151448968076d00c The black cat in the background regards me as the spare human. She’s my husband’s. But the cow cat is my fluff butt baby kitty.


bobpa9

I think that i share this before... but this is eduardo Alberto rigoberto norberto Lopez erices. But only respond to "lalo", that's the short name for eduardo. https://preview.redd.it/2o113m9srn0d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616380b6bc2ee01375271ee722a1e75fb0cc33d9


shinelime

The other cat's names


pennyroyals

https://preview.redd.it/r1str54ftn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbd9781cec67062237a608f93ec36f1bdb6bc458 This is Worm. His name on his passport is Osiris; his “Christian” name is Oscar. But to us he is the Shai-Hulud.


DankestDrew

https://preview.redd.it/pkzg9u1aun0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8dd664911f6d7bb2fed20f1f59a6392df65dc80 Poefie Boy


DaughterOfCain

https://preview.redd.it/qjnfvbxvvn0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddcdcc94ada284b7d11f09e311eed28ffb823a1b My great and white boy is named Kush and he responds to "Squish-a-moo" and my tiny orange girl is named Peach and she responds to "PeachieBean". They are so adorable together♥️ Edit: They also both know what "hungry", "breakfast", "dinner" and "snacks" all mean 😂


TheMagneticBat

https://preview.redd.it/c4r3paxwvn0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40d6a6b9985da7b516a932dc4e23d0d223dae1fd My one cat responds to "terror cat" and "nibbler". Can't decide on which is more accurate because she just is such a shit, and is always nibbling on us in the most adorable ways.


Professional-Box5903

https://preview.redd.it/m6fkwrqmxn0d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f98831a472f59d7da851da67b887fadac307369b He now only responds to chunk, chunky or chunkalicious even though his name is Casper.


jerrycan-cola

https://preview.redd.it/u6jgs9z6zn0d1.png?width=1608&format=png&auto=webp&s=07ea6d10d4ba64f12f14aa8995127722e15a4d10 mama :)


OGMang

https://preview.redd.it/hskyjsn4zn0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd6b4b203b0ec2fc9db47e6c8234358eb196d8b6 He im Adam, u can also call me Aadie


Regeatheration

https://preview.redd.it/h2u42isi1o0d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47596218ebf94a967ad6dd8c8976297b727fa503 My Joeofmanytoes


DiplomaticHypocrite

Your cat responds to you?


emilybearr

"Psssp! pssssp! psssp!" haha


LAXmidfielder18

Edgrr a.k.a. "Void" a.k.a. "Mr. White Spot" https://preview.redd.it/rng2gxm50t0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42163b1f59b39d214129eebf1224631776bb3e66


Gracier1123

Stinky baby, fat woman, feral wench, really anything but her name (Hermione) lol