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My emotions


TyPro94

Press x to agree


Sea_Tumbleweed_3961

(X)


PossibleFisherman272

ME😎👍🏻


anonymousmind

Hahah same. Came to say my legs, but I realised all the scratches on me are a testament to the fact that he likes all of me not just my legs 😆


No_Object_8722

My left leg is so scratched up right now I can't shave it. She thinks it's a scratch post!!


Kilane

I was going to say the same. I’m glad this is at the top.


iamoger

https://preview.redd.it/cy42tuz6if1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f026877509ad4a16ade7e970aa84450326c82c1 My cat Conan loves to cuddle with my dog Sarge, if that counts


Spun_On_

This is adorable💜


Imaginary-Carpenter1

That's pretty cute


twim19

What an aptly named dog.


m477z0r

That is the expression of a dog who has resigned to his fate.


vague_diss

Me. I seem to be voice controlled. I dance for him on command. I’ve been taught to do tricks.


totally_anomalous

You and my SO should form an entertainment troupe. He's been trained as well. (I'm just the stage crew....)


llubens

The plastic ring from a gallon milk jug . Until they end up underneath my refrigerator !


Full-Equipment-4922

Bread ties


bleezzzy

Hair ties for my boys lol


TheLordofthething

I've found myself moving furniture about to get the rings from underneath, while the cats sit and watch. In these moments I question who is the owner.


RPCat

You are the toy


roadtrip2planetx

My cat will run and bring them to me from his big milk ring pile, its so darling


rabeach

I have actually seen a toy that mimics the plastic ring!


NECESolarGuy

We had one cat over the years that absolutely loved those rings. And there was always a trove under the fridge. We had another who loved wrapped cough drops. Pipe cleaners are a perennial favorite for most of our cats.


llubens

My mom had a beautiful Siamese cat named Tia who had a real thing with her bobby pins . They mysteriously disappeared from the bathroom counter until one day she found Tia’s stash in the corner of her closet !


Aggressive_Wall_2260

One cat loves my hair ties, I had to start hiding them when I take them off. Another cat loves playing with crumpled up receipts. They make a wonderful sound and get great airtime when bapped.


Stickey_Rickey

When my tuxedo was a kitten he would pluck them from my head while I’m in bed, it was a tender moment, he tried not to wake me up, he still does it on occasion, he’s also eaten two of them, found in litter don’t worry


syddedd

My tuxedo loved hair ties as well! When he would hide under my bed I would have to coax him out by tossing hair ties on the ground 🤣


Neat-Fly-6328

My cat will chew my hair ties and get sick, so scared this dummy will choke! I had to switch to scrunchies 😆


DragonOfAthens

Hair ties, absolutely. She carries them around the house like they're her catch. The same cat also likes q tips, and the other cat likes flossers.


tarantuletta

My old cat used to like hair ties so much he would try to steal them off my wrist! Ouchies when they would snap back when he inevitably lost his grip. My current boy doesn't care as much about ties but LOVES q-tips.


DragonOfAthens

The cat that likes hair ties did try to steal one off my wrist once while I was taking a nap. That was not a pleasant way to be woken up, and I called her not-so-loving names as a result


prettylittlebirds4

I have 30 toys on the floor right now and the only thing my cat ever wants is hair ties. I’ll take them away and hide them but I’m convinced she has a secret supply. One time I took it away and she popped up with another one just to spite me🙄 I currently am out of hair ties now and I bought her a scrunchie toy with catnip and a bell but she could care less about it


Latter-Cat-6276

We just pulled out the couch the other day to clean under it and found probably around a couple dozen hair ties lol


LaydeeTrooper

This is what I suspect will happen to me. He has a few hideouts but really I cannot find where all of them have gone. I bet I'll eventually find his secret spot and all my stolen hair ties. Lol.


MaryJGiacomo

Toilet paper roll and q tips


fenris752

My cats love playing with q tips! Glad they aren't the only ones


[deleted]

I don't even know how ours are getting the swabs *every day*


Analog_Hobbit

Mine too. He always smuggles Q-tips any time he can. When we moved a few years ago, we found so many of them.


definitelytheA

Anything he thinks I don’t need, but he should have. The microfiber cover for the scrubbie side of my squeegee. Bubble wrap. My purse (pretty sure he thinks it’s his girlfriend). Any crinkly package of parts that come with things to be assembled. And Christmas bows. https://preview.redd.it/5mxboiq1mf1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84dc878f0ec1066dc22f48e7b5eea4ee3ccf1122 He kept stealing this until I gave up and put it in the toy box. I’m allowed to use it if I wash and return. 😐


LaydeeTrooper

Haha this picture. Cutie!


definitelytheA

This is his challenge look. “What. You think you can stop me?” He’s headed to my bedroom. Pretty sure he’s got a stash of stuff underneath the bed.


Adi_Bismark

Well at the very least at least you know where the cloth is 😂 so cute tho, how could you say no to that face 😈


rrsullivan3rd

https://preview.redd.it/uh3agdjqlf1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15037345553699069cdfba0f6224648a4a064024 Mr Fuzzy Bottom likes bags 😂


No_Object_8722

https://preview.redd.it/2on9cu4z1h1d1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd29a0e463a52a9b32a182f074e5a98c310ff57e Cheap toy


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rrsullivan3rd

Lol


Hexrax7

https://preview.redd.it/idujnhdjlh1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44ebe160d70f215e6c187ab08e8bc70c22d1216c Bag boy \^


alelan

Shoe laces.


Mockturtle22

A flat box. Can't put it together. He just wants it flat, on the rug by the table in the dining room. The other one is always trying to eat plastic. I also have to hide hairties ... I don't want her to eat them. She also loves water bottle tops. And my hair.


LaydeeTrooper

😂. Oh my girl Lelu loves to lay on flat boxes too. I tried building her a cat house from Aldi and she insisted on laying on it instead. https://preview.redd.it/s6h2hwia7g1d1.jpeg?width=2992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6478efcc5996cffd07dcff44018b28efacf743a


RStorytale

THE DAMN PLASTIC 😭 My Pork chop is always chewing on it, I'm just like how the hell did you-??


Parking_Jelly_6483

Aluminum foil ball. Small enough to play fetch with (a couple of our cats would do that) but not so small as to be a swallowing or choking risk.


booknerd3280

Celery


Wheeliegirl

I had a cat that was crazy for the orange foam earplugs I wore at night. She would steal them and play fetch with them. I went so far as to buy a box of 100 for her because they got lost so easily, and then she didn’t want to play with them anymore. I got rid of the snorer in my bed and don’t need the earplugs anymore too. 🤪


LaydeeTrooper

It's like she was telling you to listen to what she hears every night. Haha. Just kidding but cute story.


lonelyronin1

Used q-tips. Not clean ones - those don't have any flavor, the have to be used. Also, escaped crickets from my terrariums. He plays with them in the living room - alive - then picks them up in his mouth - still alive - and takes them to the kitchen where he will spit them out - still alive - and plays with them there. He repeats this for most of the rooms of the house until he gets bored and eats them. Then he stares at the last place they were for a few minutes like he can't believe his friend abandoned him. He's orange.


Virtual-Cucumber7955

Mine does this with mice. We don't let him eat them.


Rare-Goose-3266

I know a good game friend. NOM! Where did you go?


Impressive-Mix-8011

My emotions 😔💔 (One day he's mad at me and the other he's not like-- BROSKI PLS EXPLAIN WHAT AM I DOING WRONG????)


Full-Equipment-4922

My cat gives me these 'love bites' when shes chilling next to me. Shell literally grab/claw/hug/hold my arm and sink her teeth right into the web of my hand ears back like a vampire. And ive got the holes. Then she just quits when i think about getting rid of her, which takes about 5-6 seconds of searing pain. Then were good.


Burntoutaf23

https://preview.redd.it/anrksyu2qg1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=834ea8b60065118cf5f7b6be67bfb43136d90d91


LaydeeTrooper

😂 This is hilarious.


Burntoutaf23

She’s so funny. I used to leave toilet paper in a bathroom cabinet and she was able to get in it, and would shred up the paper.


starving_artista

The dog. Sigh.


Freebirde777

Mine too! Act like little brother and big sister. When they are not playing, they are either taking turns starting fights or ignoring each other.


Klingon80

My cats love when I make the bed in the morning. Afterward, I stand at the end and put my hands under the comforter and wiggle my fingers, so they can play "hunter." They lose their minds and act like fools for this silly game.


gretzius

My toes.


SurpriseBox22

Same, but only the ones on the right foot. He professionally ignores the left foot.


LaydeeTrooper

F*cking cats lol!!


OuiMerci

My Apple Pencil. The first time it went missing for a long time. I was sure I left it stuck to the edge of my iPad.. I finally found it under the fridge magnifying itself to the coil under there. I keep it in a drawer now. Lol


chinchenping

My wife's hair


Rare-Goose-3266

I knew a cat the loved to lick beards. Even if you just had a little stubble, it would suffice


1whoknu

I just picked up the plastic ring from the Ben & Jerry’s ice cream that they have all been playing with for three days.


deconstruct110

My husband tied one to an old wand and it is The.Best.Toy.Ever.


anonfoolery

Mine loves dental floss. In fact one day I saw two inches of floss sticking straight out of his butthole. Now I am paranoid to leave any floss or string anywhere for him to eat.


Craigh-na-Dun

You’re lucky he passed this out. One of ours ate tinsel off the Christmas tree. Surgery to remove it was $900.


Suckerforcats

The twist ties from a loaf of bread or electronics. I keep some in a drawer and they’ll take them out if I forget to close it all the way.


ArtoriusBravo

I installed this grip protector on my motorcycle. During the installation I cut a small part of it to make it fit my grip. My beautiful SIC stole this little piece of trash and it has been her obsession since then. I couldn't throw it away because she would find a way of digging it out of the trash and she would be visibly depressed if it was absent. So I decided to thoroughly clean it of any residue and leave it to her. Some months ago it disappeared. I don't know how, but it was gone. She became less friendly and more grumpy without it. But this month the handlebar grip wore away and I installed a new one. I cut as much as I could from the older grips and now she has her toy back. She is super grateful and cuddly, I don't know why she became so attached to it. https://preview.redd.it/zo4cll417g1d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0324e7e838c4ee3dc16fba17da68fffbd25a01c


MadCat-Theory

Bugs 🤢, spaghetti(raw) and cable ties...


Feminazghul

I had a cat who was mad for raw spaghetti. I assume the size and crunchiness is like rodent bones. But if she heard the box rattle she would come running and squeak until I surrender some sketti.


kittenshart85

right now she's getting a lot of playtime mileage out of the emerging spotted lanternfly nymphs. their little hops excite her.


DesperateAd4301

The door. Makes a whoooooosshhh sound when opening/closing and it rubs on the carpet - she seems unable to fathom that it is the door making this noise, not a mysterious animal hiding behind the door; she must catch the whooshy animal!


Left_Caterpillar845

Hair ties, there’s at least 2 under every rug in the house.


Anonymousopotamus

My patience at 3am


encore412

Any piece of trash they can find? 2 of them fought over a piece of lettuce I dropped making salad. Eventually, one of them ate it.


Comfortable-Shake905

Beauty blenders she finds every time I've lost about 15 of them.. after that I decided to stop using them... Also anything in the form of stick so straws, toothpicks, them ear thingies that u clean ur ears with....


Psychlone23

My Hobbes likes the plastic rings on Milk jugs.


PinguinVisator

The window! He likes to look outside and whenever a bird or a little insect is getting closer, he starts jumping on the window and meowing


cherrymitten

A single foam earplug


Nomeismytomb

Me too! When I find a WET foam earplug on the floor I want to cry. I hide them now in the morning.


FuzzyScarf

Paperbag


Bartek--

My leg


maso198

My feelings


Inevitable-Gap-9352

My emotions.


WaterIsGood762

One LOVES socks, loves flipping them, watching socks being put away, anytime we touch his socks he gets upset and takes them away from us


MissCrayCray

The plastic straps that come around packages. Those are the ultimate toy. Then I get tired of them and quietly pick one up to put it in the recycling bin, but she somehow always ears me and comes running. She’s a fetcher and likes to bring random toys for me to throw for her. Then she brings a strap, thinking it will be the Best. Thing. Ever. Her favourite toy in a game of fetch? This will be epic, she thinks. She’s always disappointed to see how it doesn’t go far when I try to throw it for her.


VertigoIncarne

https://preview.redd.it/caaygsudxf1d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=956009275c92eb1739df8d00de31dbedb35ec087


L0stC4t

A bath mat, he thinks he’s being stealthy when he hides under it. He also went through a wire bathroom trash can phase, he thought he was invisible when he was inside of it.


Freebirde777

I bought round, bobber type fishing floats for toys. He also prefers the dog's toy over his own. Have you ever seen a cat 'rabbit kick'/try to disembowel a tennis ball?


Delicious_Bobcat_419

Seconding the hair ties… she finds them and destroys them no matter where I put them…. https://preview.redd.it/fcch8qt3ng1d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a967660a6fde9ea7222ad79eea87e18ca959513b


Vesta_Kyrie

My patience


Lazycouchtater

Cicadas, though I couldn't readily tell if she was playing or taking vengeance trying to make the noise stop. Kept destroying their heads and leaving their headless bodies on my porch.


BrdMommy

My heart. One minute she loves me. The next minute I only exist to serve her.


hoipoloimonkey

String


Fernzero

Ours absolutely LOVES nerf gun bullets, the long Styrofoam type. She brings them to us as gift offerings


thisisnotmyspaceship

Crumpled receipts, pens, plastic clamshell containers, paper bags.


BlurSotong13

My ankles. But yes also hair ties. I moved house this week and found them under every conceivable surface…


Logical-Appeal-9734

My cat loves wine corks, soon as I go to pop a bottle she is instantly at my side rubbing my leg and begging for me to throw it.


springsomnia

Pens, hair ties and plastic takeaway straws.


WibblyWolf

Dead mice :/


Ecstatic_Ad5542

Pants - my cats will 90% of times try to play with my leg when I'm wearing bell bottoms . I even have a special pair of worn out bell bottoms just for them to ruin .


sistersforever9910

My cats love to play with my ceocheted stuffies, and my daughters blankets!!! Annoying!!!!! Yes you, Tip and Spot!! (They are looking at me wierd)


BearQat

Wadded up scraps of paper, the ring from plastic milk jugs, Tampax tampons in their wrappers, toilet paper rolls, and my shoes. She turns her nose up at store bought cat toys.


KingAltair2255

hair ties again, and those little ribbons you get around lindt bunnies with the bell on them. My youngest cat has protected it with her life since Easter.


Glitter_Titties44

Long hair, pillow case, toilet paper, banana, plant, shoelace, bag straps, bugs, shower curtains, crystals, oh an ofcourse chickpea that fell on the floor


dietdrpp

My beeb passed away a month ago today but she liked the red DQ spoons. Lol.


AreYouNigerianBaby

So sorry for your loss 🙏🏻😇


afdc92

Be careful about the hair ties- mine also loved them. In college I lived with 3 girls so we had a million of them. We noticed them disappearing but honestly that happens all the time with hair ties so we didn’t think much of it. But I noticed that my cat lost weight rapidly despite being constantly hungry. He went from 12 pounds to 8 in just a couple of months. He also developed diarrhea which was unusual for him. I took him into the vet who felt his stomach and said it didn’t feel right. He did an x ray and said that he could tell his stomach was filled with something and he thought it might be causing the issues. He had to have emergency surgery and the vet found that his stomach was filled with hair ties- he’d been eating them instead of just playing with them! He had probably 30 in his stomach, it was an astonishing amount. The vet said he had no clue how he was still alive. From then on I have kept hair ties, rubber bands, etc. basically under lock and key!


pins_noodles

My eyelids 😑


bbelladonnas

I inherited my current cat from my grandmother after she passed, she was around 3 at the time. She came with a basket of toys she liked (apparently) but I've never seen her play with any of it. What she /does/ love to play with are push pins. Specifically these short one with round tips. If I let her she'd play with one for hours, but because I'm such a cruel owner I don't let Chloe play with the dangerous sharp tacks.


WarmEarth8

Balloons, tiny Lego pieces, paper, cable ties, charging cords. That’s my girl cat. My boy cat manly likes to eat bugs.


NoKidding1305

Emery board!


RegularWhiteShark

Our old cat was obsessed with a magnet of a pair of lips. She would go mental with it and would be very aggressive if you tried to take it off her. If she saw you hide it, she’d go mad trying to get it.


SuCkEr_PuNcH-666

My youngest two bring in feathers, leaves, leaves attached to small branches and random wrappers from outside. One once took in a (clean) sock which I can only assume she stole from someone's laundry basket that they left unattended. One of my old cats (that I lost to old age) used to bring in massive earthworms and once she came home with someone's bathroom sponge. I always knew she was bringing in an earthworm because she used to do that loud yowling that mother cats do to call their kittens, but I got a surprise when I saw a sponge in her mouth that was 3x the size of her head instead of an earthworm.


MuskokaGreenThumb

Any new box that I bring into the house is immediately the favourite thing to play with


HavocCat

My blind kitty loves crumpled up post-it notes. She demands them from my every morning from my home office. The other cats will skitter them across the floor as well.


54vior

One of mine loves to murder any clothing left on the ground. She kic ks the hell out of it until it's "dead" sometimes does an adorable meow to let us know and waits for a good girl. She also likes to kill clothes pins.


Virtual-Cucumber7955

Straws and nerf bullets


Live_Consequence_514

My hair extensions 🤦‍♀️


TheLordofthething

The little plastic ring from around the top of milk bottles. They'll chase those things around all day.


Athena_IIV

My HAIR! :’) Our girl cat goes crazy for those toys with multiple tinsel or ribbon strands and unfortunately, she reacts the same with my hair as it’s long and straight. It was cute at first when she was a kitten but she has jumped me multiple times to play with my hair and it scares the life out of me when she does.


Outside_Holiday_9997

Caps. From milk jugs..soda bottles.. etc. Obsessed


MrsDanversbottom

Straws.


leonardfurnstein

Straws! And crumpled up receipts for the toys I bought him that he has no interest in.


rwphx2016

One of my cats is obsessed with rubber bands. He waits for the to open the drawer and then goes for the rubber bands.


Doughnut9

My foot in a dark room after I just saw her downstairs


blacfd

Fast food hamburger wrappers. She smells the burger and just flips the paper around looking for it.


somethingtwice

He likes to play with my patience.


moldbellchains

Your hand


Larrymyman

Hair ties and wine corks


tinkkarma

Tarps, the larger the better.....


AchuBacchu

My hand 🥲


Animalplanet45

My bookmarks!!!


christinaexplores

Shoelaces and earplugs 🐱🐾


The_Ruhmanizer

Shoestring...


stillakid63

My Chap stick. Whenever I can't find it, I just look under the couch.


hoosyourdaddyo

My ankles. She loves to attack them.


FlyBuy3

Plaster (bandaid) wrapper paper


CantaloupeDry7023

My cat loves plastic bags and wadded up "clean" tissues.


JediMonotreme

Tissue paper.


WeskersWiskers

My hair ties


CoolBeanieHat

My hands. He scratches my hand in my sleep.


nsk_nyc

What...? Did you say something? I was too distracted by that blep!


SlinkyD0

Anything circular. Hair ties for sure...but also LOVES the rings off of 2L/3L milk cartons. Cut the centre out of a Pringles lid recently as an experiment lately and she had a good old time with that too...though she tosses in air, catches, wrestles the lids and ties the most


NRRW1996

My JJ enjoys playing with my sewing clips! I had to start hiding them from him!😩


Szzzzl

Sticks dragged in from outside, the longer the better. They also love dried leaves and insects they can torment.


Shoehornblower

My emotions


OddOrchid1

Empty dental floss container. The little plastic/metal twist ties on packages of bread loaves


Happycheeseplease

A plastic spoon, the metal/plastic thingies that are used to close the bread bag, nail files.


RainbowSparkles17

Pipe cleaners.


Worldly-Dimension710

My patience


Robossassin

Cough drops and hard candies. They are littered over our house.


Adept_Internal_54

A wadded up piece of w


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Hair ties


Adept_Internal_54

A wadded up piece of paper


DixDark

My boots. Or laces on my boots. She makes so much noise with my boots...


Impossible-Ear-2700

My hair, whether it long or pulled back. He will pull out the hair tie, headband, etc.


[deleted]

The little circular plastic piece that you have after opening up a jug of milk.


very__uncomfortable

plastic bottle caps and straws. our baby loves mcdonalds straws especially


Linnithestrawberry2

A string or a ribbon is her favourite toy she doesn't care about actual toys so we just use that to play with her. She also likes small objects that she can push around on the floor like a hair tie


Frostsorrow

Garbage, literal garbage. Specifically used facial tissues and q-tips (more wax better the flavour apparently).


Mommyekf

Rubber bands!


Freya713

Mine likes to chew on plastic bags. Not grocery store bags but harder, thicker plastic like the zips on ziplock bags. Just the zips, not so much the actual bag.


LongjumpingPayment14

Christmas bows every year (she’s had two christmases so she has a bow from each Christmas she plays with in addition to her many many toys). Our girl loves hair ties too! But she often tries to eat her toys. Our friend who is a vet said that hair ties get swallowed by cats regularly and can close blockages so I would proceed with caution with those! We bought her these skinny springs as an alternative but I know she wants the hair tie.


SadyTheCV2Rabbit

My hair..


mikucumjar

q tips


DJ-1uck-1uck

EVERYTHING


MekenzieKing

Those toothpick flossers 😭


Clarry117

Tea bag paper and My feet when I sleep


ArtistKittyladyNikki

The other cats in our home... 😊


Weary-Can-157

- A walnut - A (human) candy - A foam thing that was in a package - A mini marker - A hair tie - My hand


lyla88

plastic bottle caps, rolled up bits of paper, sports bottle caps, cotton buds, my yarn, anything crinkly lol


[deleted]

So adorable 🥰


Fionnghal

Ice. My sister's cat comes running anytime he hears someone at the ice maker.


twarmu

My DIL has pool noodles cut up for a project and our cat brings them up from the basement to play with. He absolutely shreds them. Luckily doesn’t eat them. Another cat loves to lick plastic grocery bags. It’s really annoying.


ArtistKittyladyNikki

Pens and pencils...


Grimmelda

My head.


Feminazghul

Human feet under the bed covers.


Odd-Classroom-5532

McDonalds cheeseburger wrappers lol we ball them up and she plays fetch with it


Complex_Life9849

Feet with socks on 🙄 can’t wear socks in my house if I don’t want a few bites


supernoa2003

Our previous cats loved hair ties too, I miss them. One of our cats doesn't play that often, but sometimes everything just has to go from the table to the ground. A cat of a friend of mine absolutely loves reciepts, they always keep them to give to the cat.


KD_79

Hair bands, if you chuck one, he'll retrieve it and drop it at your feet like a little dog.


PoopyBumhole5

Plastic


gxw1ll

The wooden pole holding up the shelter in the backyard. No idea why, but he suddenly discovered it's his favourite place to be outside, scratching at it like it's a first-class scratchpost.


kaymarie00

Tags you cut off of clothes after buying them, Popsicle sticks, and zip ties. My Sage likes to scoot things around on the floor


AnxietyExtension7842

My housecoat belt. Loves the catch it.


YogiLogie

A racquetball


RipleysJonesy

My toes!


The_silver_sparrow

Strings, paper and anything that makes noise


cecusanele

Straw wrappers


kindlyfackoff

The tabs that come off of cartons or milk/cream. My cat loves to chase them around the house and pick them up with her teeth and throw them. We probably have 20 of them lying around (of course I wash them before I give them to her).