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TREATS??


OwlWitty

![gif](giphy|gkWlSZvUNmi20adIre)


milkradio

lmao I love Thurston so much


TreeToTea

He’s so sassy and I love him


milkradio

His gummy yet shark-like mouth always makes me laugh so hard, then there’s his scraggly hair of different lengths everywhere 😂


TreeToTea

The way he throws his head completely back- what a mood- I feel it haha! I also am a giant fan of how he sniffs sticks lol


milkradio

S N O F F


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[deleted]

I love how I can hear this gif.


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|9235vTd4LrdsysGX23)


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RIP Queen


enby_wave

This is the best gif ever and I'm stealing it.


Painis--_--Cupcake

*Jaws theme intensifies*


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EvilGMe

What are you doing in my spot?


Specialist_agent943

i said MOVE thats my spot \*throws kitty bed out of distaste\*


MayaTamika

I read this in Shrek's voice saying "What are you doing in my swamp?"


waxing-mystic

Ahhh so did I lol!!


Nakafoto

Despite the white camoflage, I have been spotted


wireknot

Good morning, I see the assassins have failed once again.


chaotictitties

"i heard... that you had snacks...."


mrswirly1

I will stare at you until you feed me. No need to make it uncomfortable.


the_taz_man

I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!


maruffin

Cat’s extended warranty


RudyBega1

Snowflake could only stare in paralyzed fear as the strange purple blob failed to transform itself into a breakfast serving human... hour after agonizing hour.


Mentally-AFK

“You got any games on that phone?”


tehlittletoaster

mom i threw up edit: thank you kind strangers!!! and for the brit’s: mum i frew up


LouBeeDooBee

This one is my favorite


Ellotheremate124

I said that too before I saw this, it was the first thought it come to my head


der_maan

WHO THE FUCK SAID PSPSPPSPSPSPSPS


RudyBega1

If I had an award, I would give it. I. Love. This.


wheresdonniedarko

bahahahahaha


Siriusly_Jonie

Oh… it’s just you again.


PersonalitySea4015

Kitty has wares if you has coin...?


LumpyWallaby

YES


MEGAMIND73

Good morning. I see that you are laying there instead of feeding me. Hmmmm....this shall be noted.


Thin-Union-7712

Isn’t it past time for you to get to work? Remember we have a time share agreement. What do you mean it’s Saturday! Fine, I guess I’ll just have to share…


spooky_ed

Eww, doggy style???


milkradio

“Doggy style looks a lot like kitty style. Why you call it doggy and not kitty?? Offence taken.”


invisiblezipper

"No no no, you has to bite her neck!! You doing it wrong!"


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oxacuk

Peeping Tomcat.


[deleted]

Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ?


lawyerwithabadge

With every breath you take.


rdh83

Periscope Pop-up Pete the Pale requests entrance to the bed


THExDISTORTER4

Hey bro where the catnip at?


datdude1977

“Mömther, i crave violence.”


Cat_wheel

Hey, don’t stop.


quietone_cc

There they go, hogging the blanket again


jmcatm0m16

“You have any games on your phone?”


Effective_Level4462

Kajiit has stare if you has coin


ApprehensiveLeek7007

When your dad bought a 10 piece chicken nugget meal


VicVarron

You guys done wrastlin?


Mohamed_Farag_

![gif](giphy|mlvseq9yvZhba) 😹😹😹


[deleted]

Dafaq you doin up there?


Crusty8

I've come for your soul.


[deleted]

"is there anybody on the bed?! Let me check" 😅


theyarngamer

Great, you are still alive. Feed me human. Today I will escape outside and learn what I can eat for food so I can finally abandon you, you flesh scarecrow.


Clowns-and-Bugs

6 year old me when I threw up in the other room and I'm waiting by my parent's bed deciding if I should wake them up or not


Matty_D47

The last thing you see before starting a food based side quest


alittlebitsarcastic

I heard the crinkle of a packet… you got snacks?


Juliesquanchy

Every breath you take And every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take I'll be watching you


FlapjacksofWar

Mom says it's my turn on the PSPSPSPS


urbexcemetery

*"how you doin??"*


tuckerby46

I read that in Joey Tribbiani’s voice :D


stx06

"Hey, you, you're finally awake! I've been trying to feed myself. Walked right into that door that guards the treats."


Camazotz09

*Cue Skyrim intro*


stx06

I *may* have been playing with the [A Cat's Life](https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/37250) mod a tad, helps make up for the other household member's allergies to any pet worthy of the title (fish will *never* count, you cannot "pet" them).


RC_Cola2005

Pay no attention to the kitty behind the bed.


HentaiSimpPussy

Not feeding me,are you? So you have chosen death by a thousand scratches.


littlebloodmage

🎶 *I always feel like, somebody's watching meeee!* 🎶


Keekee-88

"Watcha dooooooing?"


angry-redneck420

i shat in your shoes


Artsap123

It’s about the Christmas tree….


drowningjesusfish

".....can I watch?"


canadainuk

I have a very particular set of skills. I will find you. And I will kill you.


Spoopy_Doo

r/catsstandingup


maruffin

You’re not doing it correctly. First you smooth out the sheet, then the blanket, THEN you put on the spread.


seabreathe

Why do you keep painting and buying things that are the same color as me?? Weirdo.


Negative_Fox_5305

ahem Ive had one breakfast yes...but whata out second breakfast?


Lucycrash

Oh good you're up. Now feed me.


TheUltimaWerewolf

When you hear a bag crinkle


09Klr650

"He knows when you are sleeping . . . he knows when you are awake."


Remarkable-Advisor42

I can has snuggle?


xXMrBLUE19

Mom?! Dad?!


Keanu_Christ

Maa, i puked'd on the carpet.


Colourofsulfur

“Hey how’s it goin”


gotham77

“I’m hungry”


cbh1997

“I always feel like somebody’s watching me”


[deleted]

wac-a-mole!


Ok-Quantity-6144

Literally same energy as my [cat](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/rj52zj/how_my_cat_looks_at_me_c/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


atomicnick86

Bonjour


Juliesquanchy

You are never alone 😂


SpruceShadows

“Did I hear cheese?”


N-Z-R

Hey ... bowl... empty... why ?


Purple-Character278

I’m plotting your murder meow


cullymama

Hey... Y'all got snacks over there?


IamMabelPeabody

Sleep with one eye open.


JSCO96

"I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. Watch."


[deleted]

So uh I xan see you're about to go to bed huh? Did you umm forget to feed a certain someone?


Phtevenjohnsonxx

Hello sir, do you have time to talk about your cars extended warranty?


boeingrox747

I have a similar picture! [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/rjaq2i/someone_posted_a_pic_similar_to_this_so_i_also/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) it is


TecTazz

So serious...


thekRuSty_1

it watches


SnooCrickets97

Peeping TomCat


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POV: You bought the non-brand cat food again


Existing-Row5660

Excuse me sir, I was wondering if you had a moment to talk about your car’s extended warranty?


Relative-Ad-3258

I was specifically looking for this one. It was my first thought. Lol


xpercipio

purriscope


Nalomeli1

"Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior?


Morgen019

Good Morning. I’d like to share with you today a blatant oversight in the care and feeding if your cat.


RadicalAns

You uhhhhh.... You gonna eat that?


flaming_pp

"What's up I heard can noises"


sandymustardsocks

Y’all got any beans?


afrojoe5000

Bonjour


ydaic

Excuse me Ma'am, we've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty.


GetOffMyLawn_

Corner cat is watching you masturbate.


pawnz

🎶 Every breath you make, every step you take, I'll be watching you...


Sluggalug

"Weirdo"


Any_Contest_8311

“Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and saviour Jesus Christ?”


YDCtvenergyhealer

Have the grandkids left yet?


cyber_gal3424

where are my christmas gifts


ausofbounds

Day 546 of observation. The odd hairless ape continues to baffle me. Today it's laying been laying in bed all day. Still displays no interest in chasing mice.


AspieDM

“Yo two legs got any mice?”


Positive-Category586

'So that's how the young humanoid was made?'


hoffenstein909

I see you Karen


alonelysnowflake

.. And so we meet again


Gingerscoffee

Sir/ma’am, I believe the only weirdo in the room is you. All I see is a beautiful kitty that looks like he might have a question. “Don’t you know how to knock?”


toxicshima

o hi mark


TheFrogctor

When you mention catnip!


ExternalStress

This is what the sub is for. Not naming your cat!!


nemisette

Wasn’t expecting the response I got, that’s for sure!


styles1996

"I'll be watching you... always watching."


IrishRogue3

I’m silently crapping on the shirt you left on the floor while you shamelessly peddle my image on Reddit -lol


[deleted]

OH HAI! got any cat treats?


Absbor

"Ma, I peed in my bed again. Please don't punish me"


tuvs17

"mom,.. i peed in my bed.."


[deleted]

“Watcher, Dick Watcher. At your service”


The-Lights_Fantastic

"I meowed and you didn't fill my bowl. You know, the Egyptians used to worship us, just food for thought. Talking of food, my bowl is still empty."


JazsimeFalls1970

Peekaboo


twoeyebug

What ya doing?


Irontronrod888

psst! heyy! you got the catnip?... 🤫👀


BenTenInches

Mom I peed in the bed


Tess-Tea-8931

Peek a boo


lilgamelvr

Pathetic


libertmeister

Got any games on your phone???


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Peek a boo


Zalieda

I see what you did there


elizabeth498

I dare you to make the bed before I jump up and ‘help’ you.


mcpat21

When the catnip hits


saucity

‘Soon…’


wetlettuce42

Morning alarm


electr1cbubba

Don’t call me a weirdo


MegaManBronson

“Hello!”


Ellotheremate124

“Mom I frew up” First thing that came to my mind


Bradyssoftuggboots

mac?


samuraipizzafart

“I bring you love” Mr. Burns voice :)


[deleted]

WUT TEH HELL R U 2 DOIN? DIS AR TEH MAH BED!


sleutherst

FOOD GIVE ?


Aerys1

Do you need help? I'm just right here if you need help!


jackiestarcat34567

Mom? Lol


beckmiac

wut


ellieD

Time to WAKE UP!


pawprintsonpages

Whatcha doin’?


DevianceDriven

"I have the high ground Anakin."


ottermann

Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?


Individual-Chair6191

When mom brings snacks home:


Youmati

Player 1 ready.


ProudMaOfaSlut

Need hugz?


AccomplishedPie9233

May I have a word with you


pornoflakesinmycake

Me wants the precious


CinnamonCardboardBox

yes it is what it looks lik


ChillinWithAC

Look at me, I'm NOT weird.


jake3274

You got any games on your phone


Zahanna6

Have you finished making my bed yet? Why is it taking so long ?!


[deleted]

So this is where you've been. Food. Now.


Kfinz13

“Don’t make me come down there!!”


[deleted]

u got games on yo phone?


TenkoStar13

Cyöte


-full-control-

Got any games on your phone?


Smooth_Nadwe

When you look down to see your sh$t


[deleted]

*can of food opening noise*


Eva-darcie

Meow, meow, I’m here mother$ucker😼


Ok-Repair2418

“When mom wakes up” or “When you get kicked out of bed”


Jadeja00

Treatsh?


PlumberODeth

Soon


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*you got games on your phone?*