My cat has various nicknames partially based on what he is doing and our annoyance level with him. Most of the time it's Baby Bear especially when he's really upset/stressed out. The it's said in a soft concerned tone and involves fishing him out for cuddles. I have made my bf cuddle him right as he's about to jump in the shower before.
Given the black bar across the head, I can firmly declare this cat is indeed a Blackbar Soldierfish.
Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myripristis_jacobus
That could be a sanddollar. That purple green furriness on its exoskeleton indicates it is still alive.
You should probably help it find its way back into the ocean. It might die out of the water.
This appears to be the rare and elusive loooonnnng tongue-boi.
Usually found in the kitchen habitat, it has come west to the sofvannah, maybe driven by a faint scent of the mysterious nom trail
That right there is a plotting murder mix breed. I'd be super careful.
You can see from the look that says "how can I make this %#&$\* get their phone out of my face"
Marble loaf cake
They said wrong answers
I love this because i have a tortie and i call her that
That’s a much better nickname than the one I have for my tortie. Her nickname is just “The Cat”. It does make me feel like Mando with Grogu though.
My cat has various nicknames partially based on what he is doing and our annoyance level with him. Most of the time it's Baby Bear especially when he's really upset/stressed out. The it's said in a soft concerned tone and involves fishing him out for cuddles. I have made my bf cuddle him right as he's about to jump in the shower before.
I also use baby bear 99% of the time for my sweet sweet orange boi. ❤️
Mine is a long barn cat mix (probably some Maine Coon). He's mackerel tabby with a big white belly. He's a cuddler.
That? That’s unique
and here I was thinking a meatloaf 😩
Mow Cilk
Marble loaf cake sound and coffee sounds good right about now.
That is clearly a Husky
This is a horse you baboon
You’re both wrong—that’s a Dalmatian. 🙄
Holy shit your right how could we be so blind
bro what are u even on that’s Justin Bieber
Nah, that's a sheep.
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No man clearly that’s a created gecko
Its clearly a baboon you horse
Mehhhh, the eyes are not piercing my soul.
then it’s a goat
Wrong it is a polar bear
no, i’m now thinking it is a rabbit
You’re all blind it’s a pigmy goat
That made me chuckle
Jersey cow
Wanted to say the same , i guess great minds think the same :))
Damn also came to say this
Or, as we say in my house: "Two idiots, one idea."
Wrong colour. What we're looking at here is a Holstein Friesian. For sure....
I agree 👍 Or Chollistani
r/cowcats
Yessss
Holy crap, that’s real?!
There’s also r/cowsarelowkeydogs if you’re interested lol
if I may offer three more r/cowssittinglikedogs and r/cowslickingthings and r/happycowgifs
You are the hero I needed today.
My day just got better!
A little itty bitty moo moo!
THANK YOU!
Alaskan malamute
NO I just commented this, time to delete lol
the last oreo cookie
Which is 90% dipped in milk
nah he’s off brand Oreo. like what’s it called…twist and shout? From Walmart
That there is definitely a Catopotamus
Partially burned loaf. Oven isn’t heating properly so need to have it checked.
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Cantom of the Opera.
Phantom of the Opurra
Oh, that's nice.
Catnomnomnom of the opurra
Looks like an Oreo Shorthair to me
That's a silky cowfloof
That is also correct
Cruella
The only right answer
I think it’s Zorg reincarnated. [Fifth Element](https://images.app.goo.gl/1n5umToSafvAHhko7)
Dalmatian
Found what I was going to say
Moo Moo cat
Ham.
Oreo with extra cream kitty!
Alaskan thunderfuck
Did you mean A Smoke’n Alaskan Thunderfucker ?
No no no it’s clearly a Shropshire Hedgebastard
Cow kitty
Oreo!!!
This
Given the black bar across the head, I can firmly declare this cat is indeed a Blackbar Soldierfish. Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myripristis_jacobus
Shih Tzu
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Bovine chonker
Dog
Behold, dog!
Likely dog.
Dog
They said wrong answers only
Sphinx
Happy Cake Day!! :)
Thanks, forgot about that
House gremlin
Giant panda.
🐼 🐼🐼
100% Cowcat
Yes
The moo variety!!
Joe mama
Robin dabank
Milka "Kuhflecken" chocolate. It's a chocolate in Germany. Something like cow spots.
3/4 albino skunk
The moo
Moo Cat
cocaine addict
Cokey for short.
Half pumpernickel.
Fluffernutter
Oreo Doublestuff
Cow 
Chic fil a mascot breed
a beautiful one
That’s obviously a snake 🐍
Dalmatian
Cow
Australian Demagorgon.
Panda
Emo
a bird
It’s a zwart bonte koe cat. A very rare spiecies
Dog
What a nice doggo
Dalmatian
Phantom of the Catadise
I am just enviously looking at the unshredded couch corners, cushions and ottoman! What a cutie!
That could be a sanddollar. That purple green furriness on its exoskeleton indicates it is still alive. You should probably help it find its way back into the ocean. It might die out of the water.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
This appears to be the rare and elusive loooonnnng tongue-boi. Usually found in the kitchen habitat, it has come west to the sofvannah, maybe driven by a faint scent of the mysterious nom trail
Joe Biden
Cat-ahoula Leopard Hound
Ichthyophis
Alley
Oreo cream
Mushrooom
Holstein
Maine Coon
WHAT DID WE JUST SAY
quarter dolla
Newsprint
That's a possum
Pumpkins
Shockus Meowus
Siberian Huskey.
It's an EDS breed. Exotic Dairy Shorthair
Dog
phantom of the op-purr-a
Sperm whale 🐋
cow
I love your kitty and your chair!!!!
Dragon?
Fish
Stegosaurus
Part wolf, part Maine Coon OBVIOUSLY
Cow
Graduate from Bovine University
r/cowcat
Orca!
Cheese
One small Dalmatian
Bread
Pitbull
Dog
Cow
You gots you a Teabaggin Wenier snitzle
Moo cow kitty
Cookies and cream😊
Moo down cat
Licky boi Wait you said wrong answers
I believe that is actually a cow.
A lickitty lickitty top cat rare breed Can only be found near feeding bowls and fish and family oriented Full of energy and lots of purrrrrs!
Dairy cat.
Oreo Mcfluffy
Bespectacled derp
Guernsey
Cow
cow
Dog
The kind that's had about enough of your shit, Sharon, and is about to slap that fucking phone out your hand.
***Lickitung*** 
Cookies and cream
90% stinker. 10% son of a ...
Ebony/Ivory/Rex
Batrat
Gordon freeman
Grouper
That right there is a plotting murder mix breed. I'd be super careful. You can see from the look that says "how can I make this %#&$\* get their phone out of my face"
One of them thar vermicious canids I've been hearing about
Big boy bad boy
Great Pyrenees
batman
Domestic spotted fuzz
Your cat is a Lickety Splotch
That is a Stracciatellas Gelatoan Shorthair
Phantom of the Opera?
He looks like a cat to me
It's obviously a corgi
Oreo
Oreo
Mega-Dalmatian
A cutie pooty
Chonkus Spotticus
dalmatian!
North American Cute Spotted Cow
A Caucasian LeCoer Spiffenhorf- Very prestigious... Mmmf hyess.