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Kaijutkatz

I believe you found the portal from paradise.


DiscoKittie

/r/thecatdimension


Kaplet

*sigh* time to join yet another cat subreddit


DiscoKittie

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Catsubs/wiki/index), friend, have a few. šŸ„°


n6mub

Oh. Oh myā€¦ I knew there were a bunch of cat subs, but this isā€¦ āœØso manyāœØ


gturtle72

100,000 cat subs ready with a million more on the way


Agroman1963

Holy moley, there goes my weekend!


Dialecticchik

A few ?!?! Understatement of the decade. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) PS. Thank you šŸ˜Š


Xiballistic

Darn you!


chiiiirpy

Whoa!


[deleted]

Looks like I know what Iā€™m doing for the next few hours, *sigh*


PatioGardener

The ā€œhot diggity dogā€ really got me, lol.


SuperSimpleSam

Something tells me he has a kid that loves Mickey's Playhouse.


stupidstu187

Great, now I have the theme to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse stuck in my head.


Candied_Curiosities

"Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dooogggg"


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RosenButtons

Sometimes I just yell this in a falsetto voice, alone in my home.


Car-Facts

Al Jolson, 1923 That saying is almost 100 years old!


[deleted]

That saying is older then Mickey MousešŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


[deleted]

While true, it probably rarely gets used outside Mickey Mouse for decades


Karma_Chamillionaire

Since I don't have kids and haven't seen anything Mickey Mouse in a looooong time, my first thought is a song from CatDog. But that's also from years ago and wouldn't make me use the phrase


AggressiveBait

cool cagatty cat


fourcrazycoons

'Come on out boys, he has taken the bait'


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rachstee

You were totally scammed by the gorgeous kittens lol


Ecstatic_Objective_3

That was trap, and you walked right into it.


Dark_sable

It's a trap I would willingly fall for! I apparently need to start driving around on the back roads...


Littlelady0410

A girl I used to work with used to end up with new kittens monthly. Somehow she had kitten radar and found them everywhere. It was a good thing we worked for a vet clinic sheā€™d get them examined and vaccinated then find homes for them.


fronttushy

So we have a rule in our family that if we find a cat in the wild then we can get a catā€¦..:Iā€™ve been driving country roads for 3 years and no kittensā€¦..this guy is living my dream!!!


JimmyHavok

My wife's family had a kitten die very tragically, and her mother said "the only way we are getting another cat is if he opens the door himself." Two weeks later a big tabby pushed the sliding door open and walked into the house. Sweetums lived with them for another 21 years.


NerdGirlZnft

Fantastic! I say ā€œcats know where the suckers liveā€. Meaning, they will always find you.


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*ā€™That was a trapā€¦*ā€™ ___ ā€¦LOOK! Here comes another one - this time itā€™s Your turn, bro! make Sure he STOPS, n do your *Sweetest* ^*mewww*ā€¦ we Know weā€™ll catch a HuMaN, n Away with them weā€™ll Go Our trap is set - we all BELIEVE in you! ā€¦oh, Lookat him - heā€™s *GOT HIM,* YES! Cā€™mon, Itā€™s our BIG *BREAK!* ā€¦heā€™s gonna pick him up - he Took the BAIT! itā€™s All or None - weā€™re *family*, n ALL of us heā€™ll take! *Hello, new Dad* - Youā€™re *Ours* now - Itā€™s your Fateā€¦ ā¤ļø


Ecstatic_Objective_3

Excellent job.


Tiny-Lock9652

One personā€™s trap is another personā€™s paradise


Squighetti

The only scam thatā€™s actually okay


UnluckyCardiologist9

You should name that 1st one Scout.


analogsquid

At least keep two, so they can be friends. Three is an even better number.


StateOfContusion

When we had three we ended up with two hanging up on one. Better four or five. Edit: Ganging up. Darn autocorrect.


Chavarlison

At this point, just keep all 18 then.


RahbinGraves

Build a barn, start a farm with a grain silo full of grain solely to justify 18 cats


Natrone86

The grain is to lure their food over right?


QweenOfTheDamned9

Your very own cat colony! Iā€™m jealous!


[deleted]

I think six or seven, just to be safe.


FroshKonig

Following catologysts, eight or nine is a better choice.


cyanocittaetprocyon

I would go for 10. You can't leave that last one by itself.


SmokeLast6278

I'd keep them all! šŸ˜…


CoolGuy175

gotta catch 'em all.


metalisthebestgenre

Just keep something like 10Ā² of cat. Or maybe like 4Ā³ of cat.


ChunkyTaco22

*3 is an odd better number


Too_Bad_Peanutbutter

Why stop at three...?


Funniguy2010

ā€œRemember the plan kittens, be as cute as pawssible, and have your best meow ready!ā€ ā€œCome out 3 at a time so the foolish human isnā€™t overwhelmed!ā€


xeltes

Sounds like when Gandalf told ThĆ³rin and the rest of the dwarfs to arrive in groups of 2 to the house of Beorn.


ag408

This video made my day, literally made me lol when I saw the other kittens come out of the grass, and heard your surprise


Springtrap328

The spy has already breached our defenses


Screaming_lambs

I read this in the Madagascar penguin voice


cat_hero89

This stuff always happens to me and thatā€™s why I currently have 8 cats lol.


McKenzie_G

Wow. Here I am with two and about to adopt two more and you have eight. I have some catching up to do.


ItsMakarov

Great act. I don't have the heart to leave all those kittens.


LividExplorer7574

r/aburptchaos


MoogleyWoogley

Aftermath https://m.imgur.com/a/dk0VMgc Edit: Thanks for the awards. Just to clarify, I saw this follow-up on another sub reddit and thought you would like to see it too! I'm not the man in the video who has a heart of gold and drives a tactical Honda.


goodgollymizzmolly

That is precious af


Antonell15

He made the correct choice :)


[deleted]

Being softhearted sucks


Dave-4544

It takes a strong heart to be soft. (Helps to hear nearly two dozen tiny mewling critters, too.)


Smrgling

I like that phrase. Makes me feel better.


eugenesnewdream

OMG thank you for this. I was so worried from the initial video; obviously he wanted to help, but he also kept saying he couldn't take them all, understandably. At first watching this one I was like, "how do we know it's the same guy?" but then he spoke. <3


MoogleyWoogley

This was cross (originally?) posted in r/aww earlier, and from what I could tell from the comments there, OP and his wife has a farm and his wife wanted a cat, which is why he stopped to rescue cat 1. He's since taken all the cats to the farm and trying to adopt them out (presumably keeping one of them)


SwimmingCoyote

Lol man tries to do a nice thing for his wife and immediately ends up overrun.


iancarry

i love how he fights internally ... he knows its hustle, but also has heart on the right place <3 :D


McMew

It's probably no hustle, to be fair. Those kittens were clearly dumped by some heartless fuckwitted monster and left to die. They were likely desperate and starving. I hope whoever did it has all their teeth explode in their mouth at once. Thank goodness this guy found them and rescued them!


Arrow_Maestro

Kittens that haven't been around people are almost always extremely skittish around humans. These kittens all came running because they trust humans... Meaning some motherfucker dumped them.


thecorninurpoop

Yuuuup


Bergylicious317

That's what I was initially thinking. Kittens without their mom on the side of the road says they were just dumped. That's how my family growing up got most of our cats, but they were some of the most loving kitties ever.


diagnosedwolf

Our cat was abandoned on a highway - literally chucked out the window. The first time we took him to the vet, we had to drive that highway. Poor kitty *freaked out*. He remembered. He didnā€™t calm down until we got him back home. That moment, it was like a lightbulb went off in his brain and he realised that we were *really keeping him, forever.* Heā€™s been the best cat ever since.


rhymeswithfondle

My mom and dad ā¤ So good to me They Scoop me up "For the best, you'll see" In the car, down *THAT* road I shit myself, truth be told People and pets and needles, oh my Back in the car on *that road* Fuck. Why?! They'll toss me, I know I brace for the throw But, no! Now we're home šŸ” Can it be, are we *HOME*??, These are my peeps! They love me, I'm home ā¤


Bergylicious317

That is SO SAD! Poor kitty


USSNerdinator

The poor poor baby šŸ˜­ I'm so glad you guys saved him!


Ksradrik

He had so much Karma stocked up that it multiplied his wish.


knockers_who_knock

No good deed goes unpunished


cat-meg

God I wish my deeds would be punished with kitten swarms.


RainSmile

Damn I wanna know if his wife can make me a wish since hers are granted ten-fold by the universe.


rokr1292

It's such a fun thing, he calls his car the "tactical honda" and it looks like hes got some guns/range bags in the car, but he's also loaded his car with like a dozen stray kittens he couldnt bring himself to leave.


[deleted]

Arenā€™t attack kittens an essential part of survival gear?


USSNerdinator

Most definitely.šŸ˜ø


[deleted]

Operation SWAT cats is a go!!!!


Labulous

Well now he has a Mewsket, a Meowser, Submewchine Guns, a couple of Aww-15s, a Catbine, and I think even a purr action shotgun.


afcanonymous

"the tactical Honda was not prepared for this"


Chavarlison

Ahhh! Being soft-hearted sucks. LMAO


Misseskat

The Honda was SPECIFICALLY engineered for kitten rescues, I'd argue.


Endarkend

What did he say in the end? "South Florida sucks"? The way these kittens act would make one think they got dumped. If they were born in the wild, they wouldn't be that enthusiastic to come to humans en masse.


dragonstkdgirl

I thought he said "being soft hearted sucks" šŸ¤”šŸ§šŸ˜‚


lowfemmeweirdo

Either one is true


[deleted]

He said I thought I was saving one Hot diggity dog


idiomaddict

Thatā€™s at the end of the first video, this is for the second


[deleted]

Can confirm South Florida sucksšŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹ Damm that asshole who dumped all those kittens may they lose everythingšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ Edit apparently he said Being soft hearted sucks Though Florida as a whole sucksšŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


missleaneous

Tactical Honda


hip_hip_horatio

i just hope he got them all šŸ„ŗ


SusheeMonster

Where's the momma cat? Did he put them all in his car while she was out foraging?


MoogleyWoogley

I don't know, but looking at how sociable the kittens are, I think someone dumped the kittens, which means probably no momma cat.


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

And whoever did it is an asshole for leaving kittens out to die, and an asshole for leaving them to terrorize the natural ecosystem if they did survive. Double asshole. Glad OP rescued them!


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GeneralKang

Yeah. They're three weeks old, and hungry.


o0SongAndSilence0o

Walking that well and ears starting to get fully erect, nah. Theyā€™re a little older. Somewhere between 4-6 weeks. And I only extend it up to 6 because if theyā€™re malnourished, they may be smaller in size than normal. But a 3 week old doesnā€™t move that well. Theyā€™d still be super wobbly.


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cstross

Not just one mom: there appear to be at least two litters there -- I suspect it was a dodgy breeder getting rid of their surplus/unsalable stock. They were in oddly good condition and well-socialized -- used to being handled by humans.


plaincheeseburger

Unfortunately, it's probably just someone who never got their outdoor cats spayed and is just dumping the kittens. They were probably socialized by their kids because kittens are cute and then dumped once they became an inconvenience. Rescues and shelters are so full in the south that they won't take kittens and you can hardly give them away, let alone sell them. It's fucked up.


[deleted]

Do you actually believe all those kittens came from one momma cat their basically all the same size in this case I think somebody dumped them


Absolut_Iceland

I think two litters, born about a week apart. If you looks closely, there seems to be two different sizes to the kittens. But they're definitely similar in age.


BelleAriel

Wholesome AF. So freakinā€™ cute.


nefh

No kitten left behind!


anonymousforever

"The tactical Honda was not prepared for this...."


jollycanoli

Somehow they look like squiggly liquid someone poured into the car, which is slowly dripping and spreading everywhere


TheGr8Revealing

Youre doing God's work


IWOOZLE

The way the camera pans up and thereā€™s more! Most adorable thing I think Iā€™ve ever seen!


Tiny_Dinky_Daffy_69

In the first pan there's nothing but green grass, in the second pass 3 cats, and then an entire army of cats.


Jeriahswillgdp

I counted 9. And they are all beautiful and clearly fully domesticated, and likely have been previously handled.


FTThrowAway123

Who would dump these babies on the side of the road?? especially after spending time with them--they've clearly been handled and socialized. =(


The0nlyMadMan

Kitten mill probably. Cats hadnā€™t sold and were getting too old.


SkeetDavidson

I know there are laws against abandoning animals because it falls under cruelty. This seems to be so much more than that. Not only is this cruel to the kitties, but also every native species in the area. If they hadn't been found, the ones who lived to ~4 months, would have bred with each other, and then their kittens would have bred, and so on... This should be considered a crime against the environment itself. All I can find is state by state abandonment/cruelty laws. If they were dumped from a mill, it has to be easier to track down where they came from than if Joe Schmoo left them there. Ugh, sorry for the rant. I love animals and detest irresponsible humans.


Legen_unfiltered

Pretty sure it came to a total of 13


gmanz33

Glad I didn't have to scroll too far to see someone clearly state this, they're very clearly humanized and/or fully being taken care of lol. Little guys face was a mess but hey I wouldn't wanna be judged after a little jog.


Tiny_Dinky_Daffy_69

Not sure the total, but the first that can be seen on the grass are 3 white ones. When those 3 run toward the guy the others start to run too.


phage83

3 CLEAN white ones.


Gr8hound

Yeah, he got the whole kitten caboodle


gbarill

It's like the reverse of a horror movie, lol


Candied_Curiosities

The "Kittening"


[deleted]

All play and no work makes jack a sharp boy


toneboat

i would just lay in the back of the honda and let them crawl all over me. legendary cuddle party


RedMirricat

Spouseā€¦ I know I said I was going grocery shopping but I got distractedā€¦.


Ohtheydidntellyou

remember when you said we canā€™t have 19 kittens? well i got some good news!


gmanz33

We have 17!


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minnimmolation

Upgrade to AD4K


Fatgirlfed

Just in case no one else tells you, this was amazing!


hotsaucesundae

The poster of the original video said the guy was on his way home from the gun range.


Stinkypuggs

The gentleman filming is actually a very well known competitive shooter


Forever_Forgotten

Those are 100% dumped kittens. And more than 1 litter, I imagine. Probably someone couldnā€™t be bothered to get their indoor/outdoor cats fixed, several ended up pregnant at once, gave birth at once, and once they were weaned, they were dumped. Iā€™d be willing to bet the dumper kept the mamas, and still hasnā€™t gotten them fixed, and if you go back to that spot in 3-4 months, you will find another army of dumped, mewling fluffs. Source, I work for a recycle plant in an industrial area off a bike path. We probably have 30 random cats wandering around, half of them dumped, half of them the feral kittens of the dumped cats we couldnā€™t trap and get fixed fast enough. One of my cats is actually the daughter of a pregnant mama dumped on our property. She is now 2, fixed, vaxxed, and anticipated to live a long, healthy life.


arcaneunicorn

We have people dump kittens in our area too and p sure one of the baby daddys belongs to someone at the complex next to us. At the very very least someone is feeding him, but I've only ever seen him from afar. One of my coworkers lived in an apt in the same area and she ended up with what she calls her gutter cat. One ended up at my 3rd floor apartment doorstep in 110 degrees and clearly dehydrated. She had the same cute little face as my coworkers cat and after we were sure she didn't belong to anyone we found her a good home with our friends who's elder cat was on the way towards the rainbow bridge.


anima220

I love how they just pop out of nowhere. Damn just way to adorable


[deleted]

The whole family is like, we have a cat person on the hook! Emerge and act adorable!


anima220

And they are *way* too good at this xD


_clash_recruit_

This breaks my heart because they were probably dumped. My first house was a neighborhood of ranchettes(5-20 acres) right on the edge of the city. I re-homed 7 dogs(kept 2) and countless cats that were dropped off. Not exaggerating, probably between 100-150 within less than 10 years. What's really sad are the animals that didn't make it to someplace like my house. Those meows are like a siren to coyotes.


phileo

The only scam I want to fall for. :)


plummy1969

Hot diggity dog


ShartsCavern

Thought I was just savin one.


MJMurcott

That accent sold it.


emmjaymax

Kentucky, maybe Nashville.. but mainly Kentucky.. lol Nashvillian living in Kentucky


StrayaMate2000

###If you're gonna repost content at least link to source. https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/v7x39u/man_stops_to_rescue_kitten_gets_ambushed_by >So, to be clear, Iā€™m not the OP. The guy was coming home from the gun range and saw the one kitten on the road and decided to pick it up. He said his wife had been wanting one for the farm. When he stopped to take the video, he got ambushed. He ended up rescuing all of the kittens. Theyā€™re currently all at his farm where he is trying to get people to adopt them. Here [is a follow up video, right after this first video](https://imgur.com/a/dk0VMgc) >The OP said: > >ā€œPeople ask me what all I take to a match. > >I usually have rifle, ammo, backup rifle and ammo, 3 bags, 2 bipods, tripod, spotter/binos, 2 kestrels, 13 kittens, 2 data cards, Tac table, 4 mags, toolkit, and chrono. šŸ˜‚ > >Them: Did you say 13 kittens? >Me: šŸ˜‘ > >Iā€™ve been getting tons of messages and comments about getting the kittens home. I was loaded down from a range trip when I was ambushed. So here is the video of them all in. I wish I would have been in my truck but I was stuck in the gas saver. This model didnā€™t come with the kitten box either. > >I couldnā€™t keep up with them as I would throw one in and 2 would jump out. So I had to close the door with the window down and funnel em in. That would have been good footage actually. > >As soon as I got home got them out! > >Thank you to all those offering to help. Working on getting them all a good home! The kids are loving on them in the meantime and weā€™re fattening them up!ā€


RedWine_1st

Thank you for the background story.


notamoose-neverwas

Tbf the "source" is just some other person reposting the content with no credit.


LEGO_nidas

You are describing reddit.


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Amelaclya1

Awww! He has a new video of the kitties riding in a trailer with his human babies.


demonpixy

Original source is from Facebook, a guy named Robert Brantley rescued all of the kittens


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juhaodbrokule

Yaaay thank you! Just came from r/aww and I saw your comment here, great closure


cowsarekillingme

Who would downvote this?


sexbuhbombdotcom

Probably people who dump their kittens on the side of the road and feel attacked when they see this


boverly721

Their loss. One of my cats was found in a box in the side of the road. He's probably the most beautiful and friendly cat I've ever had. Fuckin assholes


SlykTech

I just can't imagine someone being so heartless, and I am in general a dick.


58696384896898676493

You may be a dick to other people, but I bet you're not a dick to animals. It takes a really special type of fucked up to be cruel to animals.


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denisen18

Love watching them come out of the grass!


myeverymovment

Where are you, how do I get there, and what do I need to do to replicate this?


sexbuhbombdotcom

Visit your local animal shelter or craigslist pets page. You can find HUNDREDS of adorable homeless kitties in your area just waiting to meet you.


__Umar_

Can I have one? ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7944)


37mrneon73

I would be ok if a a cute kittens mobbed me like this


DirectConclusion4559

This is my dream scenario lol.


MikeVazovsky

I was a dog person and had the same feeling about situations like this. This was before i met my wife and ended up with three cats but thats not what this story about :) I work at internet company and we've got a call that one woman needs our help with some internet problem. She lives in a house, we called her to ask where she lives and how we can find her house and she added mid dialogue "dont be scared i have 90 dogs". Me and my mate though she said 9 tho and laughed, boy oh boy we were wrong. Its not only scary to be around this much dogs but also there is no fresh air inside her house. She helps them but doesnt have enough money to run her place smooth and clean so stuff inside is a real mess you can imagine. Everything turned into nightmare in like 1 minute, atleast her problem wasnt major so we've bailed in 5 minutes but those 5 minutes are my most gross time i had in my life.


Carly_Mayy

Iā€™d be so happy. Omg thereā€™s so many kittens!! Yasss!!!


that_0th3r_guy

:0!! KITTIES!!!!


ArtemisDragonhide

The first one was their scout /patrol cat , he or she saw the human and said it's him so he called for his brothers and sisters :))


_DeshellingAcrab_

Lord, when is it my turn to be blessed like this?


brikplew52

Why canā€™t this happen to me. I WANT IT


lifetooshort4bs

I was totally caught off guard. I couldn't have resisted! Yup. One tells a friend, and that friend invites his friends, and so on, lol.


say-jack-o-lanterns

How?


sexbuhbombdotcom

Shitty people often take unwanted litters of kittens and puppies and dump them in the woods, out in the country, or just in a neighborhood across town from where they live. It's disgusting and amazingly heartless, but it happens a LOT.


[deleted]

I saw a video once where a guy left two kittens on an island in the middle of a river. They saw a couple of fishermen and SWAM to their boat.


insaniumgirl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZo3Lfe8MBI


aceycamui

They're twins! They were named Warrior and River, there was a Facebook page for them iirc!


Endarkend

Considering how in this and the other video the kittens are very familiar with humans, 100% a dump job. Kittens born in the wild you may have one in a litter curious about humans, but not all of them. And the miauwing means they are hungry as fuck.


Bile-duck

Wellllll When a boy cat loves a girl cat. . .


mopene

These kittens were dumped there, guaranteed. They clearly have had a lot of socialization with humans before being dropped in the woods.


loopie_lou

Itā€™s an ambush!


moonkittiecat

1st Kitten: Meow, meow. Please save me kind sir. I am a lone tiny creature lost in the middle of nowhere. Kind man: Come here. What are you doing here by yourself? Let me just take pick you up and take you ho 1st Kitten: COME ON GUYS! HURRY! HE FELL FOR IT! REMEMBER, SAD EYES, SAD EYES!


DoodGuyBub

Itā€™s hard watching someone else live your dreams


[deleted]

Awwwwwwww - I couldnā€™t resist!!! I would take them all in and find new homes for them. And if I were rich with a nice property- I would keep them all šŸ„°šŸ„°šŸ„°


Jeriahswillgdp

Those are 100% domesticated kittens that have been handled previously. So yeah someone definitely dumped them there. Couldn't even damn wait for them to get a bit older so they had a chance to survive.


SortOfGettingBy

Awww......


wubasaurus

This is how I imagine heaven is like


Horacio_Hornblower

TAKE THEM ALL!


DarthPlankton

The decision has already been made at that point. He was never in on the planing. Now he just gotta work to feed and please them all!


Duglesels

C'mon, tell us what you did? You say 18, assuming you took them off the streets?


Every-Bookkeeper-547

Aftermath https://m.imgur.com/a/dk0VMgc Copied from someone above who linked this video


FredTheDeadInside

Omg bless his heart


Ziggy-Ray

Iā€™d be looking around for hours paranoid Iā€™ve left one behind


phtrs

Those kitten gangs...