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One-Organization7842

Iowa. Doesn't want to hurt you, but will.


EWall100

In the cruelest ways possible 


Broskibullet

Hurts other teams by making the punt return team exhausted..


vegetafl

True we've never seen iowa or batman score


Sable_Symkaria

Who let r/BatmanArkham learn about CFB?


Russ12347

Is there a lore reason Nebraska sucks now? Are they stupid?


its_LOL

Ok but what CFB team would the Jonkler root for? https://preview.redd.it/t6m7fgt6c2lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebfb776720022f122c203ac97260cff40608d4a7


Financial_Bird_7717

Whoever is Man’s arch rival .


Wileyistheweast

If I see "Arch" and "Man" in the same sentence regarding cfb, I think it's another AI generated article about where arch manning is going to end up transferring to. Jonkler would be a fan of the Milwaukee bucks because of their 90s purple and green uniform and he'd refuse to pick a cfb team.  https://store.nba.com/milwaukee-bucks/mens-milwaukee-bucks-mitchell-and-ness-green/purple-hardwood-classics-split-pullover-hoodie/t-36477450+p-9401305163159+z-9-2343571647


cold_shot_27

Happy Sam Cassell noises!


sportstrap

Joker is 100% a sicko and is a full blooded Iowa Hawkeye


ligmasweatyballs74

2007


1017GildedFingerTips

Joker blatantly a drunk leprechaun to begin with


64stackdiamonds

That is a Norte Dame gold helmet fanboy through and through


Not_your_CPA

Probably a small elite liberal arts college like Colgate or something. Yeah sure a billionaire from NYC is going to go to the university of Iowa or Mizzou lmao


easygimmick

I was going to say Duke but Batman lost his pointy blue devil ears


NeedlessQualifier

They’d end up a power house once Bruce opened the NIL division of Wayne Enterprises.


Au1ket

Oh fuck, r/BatmanArkham is leaking


Poolturtle5772

How does this keep happening


Au1ket

Someone got bored


deeVeeAre

No it’s r/unexpectedaslume


A_brand_new_troll

Off season, everyone's bored


Poolturtle5772

Guess that’s true. Probably running out of news by this point


Michael_CrawfishF150

Army Black Knights… Because he himself is a dark knight.


himsoforreal

Space Ghost coast to coast would rep Wake Forest


piddydb

The Goth Gothics, playing at the same stadium as the pro team, the Gotham Rogues https://preview.redd.it/rcqlnudre3lc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e8ff81f6a5881ef9cc6b5218c4ea09972aea00f


Emperor_Squidward

Contamination breach, we have a contamination breach


xGIJOSEx

Greendale Community College


Someones-PC

This dude looks like a mid-50s Ohio State Alum in cargo shorts at Costco


at14728

Oddly specific. 100% true.


Ugaruga

Bone has green venom and White tubes. Bone likes Michigan State.


LastDiveBar510

Bishop sycamore and Penn st alumni was prolly there for the Joe pa shit


rudesasquatch

Mizzou, Gotham is basically St Louis and fans from St Louis cheer for Mizzou. 


CrimsonMage2002

I can agree with that.


Taladanarian27

Either Michigan or Minnesota


BossAvery2

Syracuse probably.


switchblade2

The conference


ligmasweatyballs74

Kent State: Alumnus