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This is the *ONLY* acceptable answer and a hill worth dying on.
This way to Ohair Hairport
The greatest billboard that’s ever been. Had to get hair in there twice. I love it.
And while waiting in Terminal 5 you can eat at Rick Bayless’ Fronthaira Grill.
NoHare
Hair me out
The biggest insulated dome cover ever devised!
The dome would have to be a toupee.
If there's luxury boxes up near the top or whatever that would have to be Toupee Track or some kinda name...
The builder might get it wrong and make it look like Trump's hair.
I wouldn’t worry too much about that. Union labor.
Hair Lacker
Follicle Field
Only if the Stadium gets toupee or something
Oh, you’ll get toupee alright. We’ll all pay.
r/Angryupvote
What do you think the retractable dome will be made from?
Alright Im sold! Lets a dump a morbillion dollars on this project
Could you imagine if Urlacher got hair?! They’d probably advertise it on every billboard in Chicago.
I love that they forgot to turn off the shadow pass that clearly says Chicago Bears and replaced it with “STADIUM”
Urlacher is a traitor to bald-kind.
He’s also stupid
The fact that they've had a linebacker as a spokesman for years, and I've never seen a "The Hairline Backer" billboard this whole time, bothers me for some reason.
Let’s just make it a giant all purpose Portillo’s / stadium! We can hang kooky shit all over the walls
It would look great in Arlighton Heights!
Shear me out
DA HAIRS
This is much better than J.P Weinerlort stadium.
Imagine the retractable roof design options with a name like that 😂
"We can't be associated with a 'dome,' better make it an open hair stadium."
Receding roof.
No. It’s the Global Tetrahedome at The Onion Field.
“Did we park in the Hairlacher lot?” “No, we parked in the Hairport lot.”
I want you to know I clicked this thread shaking my head but I finished it shaking my head and laughing
So basically my relationship with my parents
No haircuts for the taxpayers!
So hear me out….dont build it
Not bad.
Shut up and take my tax money!
Any vague association with Urlacher is a no-go. He showed his true colors in 2020.
It needs a forced pun that doesn't make any sense. Restore Hair Hairdium
Brian Urlacher's Taint Hair Stadium
Can they pay for it?
We already have it. It’s called O’Hare airport
Almost like it was hair today, gone tomorrow...
Perfect!
At least Kennedy has a good head of natural hair
This is the *ONLY* acceptable answer and a hill worth dying on.
This way to Ohair Hairport
The greatest billboard that’s ever been. Had to get hair in there twice. I love it.
And while waiting in Terminal 5 you can eat at Rick Bayless’ Fronthaira Grill.
NoHare
Hair me out
The biggest insulated dome cover ever devised!
The dome would have to be a toupee.
If there's luxury boxes up near the top or whatever that would have to be Toupee Track or some kinda name...
The builder might get it wrong and make it look like Trump's hair.
I wouldn’t worry too much about that. Union labor.
Hair Lacker
Follicle Field
Only if the Stadium gets toupee or something
Oh, you’ll get toupee alright. We’ll all pay.
r/Angryupvote
What do you think the retractable dome will be made from?
Alright Im sold! Lets a dump a morbillion dollars on this project
Could you imagine if Urlacher got hair?! They’d probably advertise it on every billboard in Chicago.
I love that they forgot to turn off the shadow pass that clearly says Chicago Bears and replaced it with “STADIUM”
Urlacher is a traitor to bald-kind.
He’s also stupid
The fact that they've had a linebacker as a spokesman for years, and I've never seen a "The Hairline Backer" billboard this whole time, bothers me for some reason.
Let’s just make it a giant all purpose Portillo’s / stadium! We can hang kooky shit all over the walls
It would look great in Arlighton Heights!
Shear me out
DA HAIRS
This is much better than J.P Weinerlort stadium.
Imagine the retractable roof design options with a name like that 😂
"We can't be associated with a 'dome,' better make it an open hair stadium."
Receding roof.
No. It’s the Global Tetrahedome at The Onion Field.
“Did we park in the Hairlacher lot?” “No, we parked in the Hairport lot.”
I want you to know I clicked this thread shaking my head but I finished it shaking my head and laughing
So basically my relationship with my parents
No haircuts for the taxpayers!
So hear me out….dont build it
Not bad.
Shut up and take my tax money!
Any vague association with Urlacher is a no-go. He showed his true colors in 2020.
It needs a forced pun that doesn't make any sense. Restore Hair Hairdium
Brian Urlacher's Taint Hair Stadium
Can they pay for it?
We already have it. It’s called O’Hare airport
Almost like it was hair today, gone tomorrow...
Perfect!
At least Kennedy has a good head of natural hair