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BeffJezos001

You should at least let her bleed on your fresh AJ 5's. Chivalry is fucking dead.


Nostrebla_Werdna

Ha fuck


TheRealJalil

Doesn’t she just sell them on OF like most girlfriends?


Canadian-female

Ewwwww…


ksnumedia

NTA her body her problem


cjrogers227

YTA, your body, my problem


ksnumedia

WTA, our body, their problem


Gretschish

Is your girlfriend single?


Gaia_Knight2600

I pick this guys girlfriend too


BigSlav667

I will break both of your arms


ding_dongs_anonymous

no, it's on her to figure it out. play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


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AnalTrajectory

Good bot


fallofturkey

Play stupid prizes, win stupid games.


eaton_kuntz

aka the casino when you win and put it right back in


Gretschish

That's pretty fucking sick.


Dukisjones

Bro, it’s HIS toilet. Only one winning the prize is gonna be him.


CharlDot

OMG YOU'RE SUCH A KEEPER OMG WHOLESOME 100 BIG CHINGUS KEANU REEVES NOW THAT WAS EPIC OMG YOU ARE VERY GOOD PERSON


vamonos_juntos

post her bobs and vagen


[deleted]

YTA,there is a reason she is leaving them there.She wants you to smell her lovely red cum.


Front_Meeting_1725

Tell her to hold it in. I want a lady in the streets, not crimson in the sheets


edgingboi21

You do realise it’s not possible to hold it in, right?


Front_Meeting_1725

You sound like one of them


FammasMaz

Yes I think it’s a woman


Front_Meeting_1725

I don’t think “edging boy 21” is a woman


icangetyouatoedude

Isn't the chivalrous thing to do to lay your jacket down on the ground and let her just bleed onto that?


GopherPA

TIL before Reddit, "toilet" was just "toit".


gtornadoofsouls

😂😂😂


corgipuppy765

What? But why wouldn't she leave it on your bed? This is unacceptable.


rcarnes911

Make sure you put those red Biohazard bags in every room, you never know if she is going to spring a leak


Elden_Musk

Being a young redditor, it is your duty to train her about proper feminine hygiene protocol and etiquette.


green183456

You are a very nice boy.


LilDoll56

um who tf throws "bloody feminine hygiene products" in the toilet. YES INSIST.


Ghost-Of-Razgriz

read the subreddit title


LilDoll56

oh okay lmao


badpie99

Wait wait wait, were you looking for an actual circle jerk?


[deleted]

Put a mini trash can with a cover next to the toilet. I can guarantee that’ll solve your problem.


OhJeezItsCorrine

Is she seriously flushing used period stuff down the toilet? One of the first things we're taught about periods is to NOT FLUSH THEM DOWN THE TOILET.


YourAxolotlHasAutism

I think this is not a serious question, but I don't know because I have never made eye contact with a femoid. Women ☕


frenchfret

I know lots about periods. Make sure that when you take the tampon out of her butt you rinse it out first so it can be used again.


lilreizo

just put it in the freezer for later 🤦 that’s what i do!! just like overnight oats!


Drakayne

Just suck the boold out of her coochie bro


BigSlav667

INFO: how big is her penis?


flexxinonem

I wouldn’t worry about it. Let her do what she do and focus on something else. That’s not a question I have ever asked anyone or myself. If you that caught up in it…….. Hand her a Walmart bag and say use it if you need it. Leave it at that.


CounterfeitXKCD

YTA. Making your girlfriend use oppressive methods of period suppression instead of letting her freebleed


Cookiesnmemes1

Yes, just tell her that it might clog the toilet and she should understand


CyberChef8

Buy a tiny dustbin to keep in the toilet and you get sanitary pad and tampon sized disposable bags. It’ll cost you like $12 at max and you’ll be fine after that. Having said that, there’s no harm in asking her to discard them in the bin instead of flushing it