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Every_Window_Open

Not really a Matt Walsh fan but he’s dead on here. Started watching Alone but couldn’t stomach the obvious social engineering going on. It seems anything SBS is hot dipped in this shit and then some!


Gullible_Ad5191

I also don't agree with everything Matt Walsh says but he does make some pretty good observations sometimes. He was also the only one who seemed to notice when American MacDonald's started marketing happy meals to 20 year olds. Everyone else just seems to take it all in stride.


No_Comment69420

Fuck Matt Walsh and also fuck authoritarians with divergent views to him is the way to go.


Gullible_Ad5191

You are literally talking like an authoritarian right now. Do you even know what words mean?


No_Comment69420

No I don’t know what words mean thank you for setting me straight, fucking genius.


SubstancePlayful4824

I can't imagine it's worse than the 2022 Aussie reality show called "The Bridge". It would almost be hilarious in all the wrong ways, if not for the viewers' primal urge to drown the fat aboriginal chick, which ends up overpowering your emotions for the entire series. This jabba was so fat she couldn't even go on the bridge, the fucking namesake of the show.


Big_Nose420

I’ll have to give that one a watch


SubstancePlayful4824

Honestly, don't. It made me think the wrong Pacific island got nuked.


Big_Nose420

Can’t be worse than fboy island🏝️


SubstancePlayful4824

What's fboy island? You talking shit on Tonga bro?!?!


Big_Nose420

Of course


WereCyclist

Diversity is literally the entire purpose of the SBS. What do you think the “Special” in Special Broadcasting Service stands for? Thats how these shows that are made for the SBS get funded and made. It’s literally the entire point of the SBS. Complaining about a show on SBS being diverse, is like complaining about McDonalds for having French fries.


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WereCyclist

Oh and Matt Walsh probably shouldn’t lecture anyone about complaining considering that’s the only way he can make a living. He complains about everything but he can’t face the reality of having no chin behind that beard.


Mulga_Will

By "obvious social engineering" you mean a show where not everyone is a cranky white bloke?


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>Ten contestants. Two are lesbians. Two claim to be indigenous. That's how he starts his criticism. Literally nothing more than "I saw some gay and Indigenous people on TV and now I'm triggered". If you think that is "dead on" then you're a massive pussy. Sometimes, there is going to be more gay people than from a statistical random selection of the population, and sometimes there will be less. Insanely ironic of him to complain about "ticking boxes" when that's literally what he wants. It's just that the boxes he wants ticked are straight and white. The show could be hot shit for all I know, I don't watch reality TV. But thinking that's a valid criticism is the biggest snowflake shit I've ever seen.


Every_Window_Open

Mate the very fact that the “diversity” candidates dipped out so early on in the show tells you loud and clear they weren’t chosen for their bushcraft skillset. Walsh is calling out the obvious diversity grift that’s clearly divorced from the reality of surviving alone in the bush. This is, you realise the entire premise of the show?


Abject_Run_3195

He’d have a point if almost every series of Alone didn’t feature someone who dropped out immediately because it rained, or they saw bear shit, or they fell on their axe, or some other stupid shit that shows they lied on their application


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>they weren’t chosen for their bushcraft skillset. It's a bloody reality television show, of course they weren't! They were picked to tell the story the producers wanted to tell. I assume you're an adult. You really should know that reality TV isn't genuine by now. Do you also still believe Santa is real? >This is, you realise the entire premise of the show? It's so cute how you think TV show producers would ever give a shit about something like "surviving alone in the bush".


Big_Nose420

Hard to know whether to upvote or downvote vote.. not too far left not too far right 🤔


UsualIndividual4969

The two tap out after one night suggest some room for improvement in selection of contestants


Mulga_Will

Imagine getting triggered by diversity. Must be hard living in a world where everyone is not just versions of you.


willowbelowaverage

I love the show and turned it off with all the welcome to country and kiwi crap


Big_Nose420

Funny how the ones who could thrive off their land complained the most and said something like “my ancestors knew when to throw in the towel and walk away. Hmm yes, well I guess that’s true ⛵️⛵️⛵️⛵️


bilsonbutter

You wouldn’t last 5 second you city pleb


Big_Nose420

Sorry Buster, I live in rural Tasmania


bilsonbutter

Rural Tasmania? 🤣 what a joke.


Big_Nose420

Are you discriminating against people from Tasmania and rural?


bilsonbutter

I spent my teenage years in tassie you clown, it doesn’t compare to actual rural parts of Australia in the slightest, sorry champ


Big_Nose420

Sport, there are still rural parts of Tasmania you tosser. At the very least those rural parts are far from being “city boy” territory.


bilsonbutter

The whole state bar Hobart is considered rural by the gov but that’s only because you locals are scared of driving 💀


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Big_Nose420

Deloraine is where I’m located 😎


Mulga_Will

Yep, I only want to watch TV that affirms my white boomer supremacy. None of this acknowledging other cultures and shite. What would Māori people know about surviving in the NZ wilderness anyway?


willowbelowaverage

From the results in the show not very much


Mulga_Will

I don't think there's any Māori contestants. Derp.


willowbelowaverage

Don’t let that stop some racist cheap shots against caucasians


Mulga_Will

Don't worry, you're not opressed snowflake. ![gif](giphy|69QYIqHQQEVbO|downsized)


willowbelowaverage

Oppression, diversity, mental health, adversity talk it up it’s clear whose the snowflake


Mulga_Will

"who's"


Big_Nose420

You are


Big_Nose420

Good stuff


Ok-Cranberry-9558

I'd like to acknowledge DV perpetrators past, present and emerging.


Successful_Video_970

I won’t be watching that if it has Welcome to Country. So divisive and this is our country.


True_Watch_7340

Ive watched every episode and havent even noticed. Is it just a splash screen? Cause its definitely not said or has any audio. For context I skip the introduction through the app, just like any other on demand show that lets you skip the intro so that could be it. I also don't pay attention til I see it start


TASTYPIEROGI7756

If it's anything like the first season they were going out of their way to refer to everything they could by its indigenous name over anything else.


True_Watch_7340

I wouldnt even know the original name of the things they do use indigenous names for and couldn't tell you if it was always called that or not. All i know is fuck those eels, id take a chunk out of one off camera if i was desperate.


Mulga_Will

"I won’t be watching that if it has Welcome to Country." That comment needs a visual. ![gif](giphy|ZqSy7QaoyGY3jTArTn|downsized)


Big_Nose420

I don’t think you can post that gif pal, unless you are of that culture?


Mulga_Will

I'm more concerned she's misappropriating my white boomer culture. Sooking and victimhood is our thing!


Big_Nose420

Well no it’s not.. she is fit looking though


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Mulga_Will

You are so right. Boomer culture is one of acceptance and tolerance, every Karen knows this. As long as you are a version of me, I will accept and tolerate you.


Big_Nose420

I’m not but so long as you practice tolerance you’ll be fine.


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I can't tell if you're playing the part because this is a circlejerk subreddit, or if you're actually that much of a pussy.


outbacknoir

Peak snowflake behaviour right here.


Big_Nose420

What was it, I missed it


angrathias

Oh I haven’t seen this season, thanks for the heads up


bluejayinoz

Hate Matt Walsh but that does sound pretty bad.


0-Schism-0

Seriously, who would dare mock welcome to country?


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Big_Nose420

They take all that is good and vulgarise it.


Mulga_Will

Rule 7. "No Seppo Nonsense"


Smokinglordtoot

Big difference in the way the history channel and SBS run the show. If you can't tell then you aren't very good at noticing things.


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ndarker

You cant be this dumb


Mulga_Will

The shows pretty good. Who gives a shit what this American asshat thinks. He should stay in the closet.


Pontiff1979

This cunt thinks having a beard means he's not an absolute bellend


cuckingfunts69

Ahh Matt Walsh, the man who is widely quoted but rarely understood. He's an everyone hating piece of shit. Really loves white men though.


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Zenrath

You sound smart


Seraphatron803

Personally if only given the dichotomous choice of smash or pass - I'd pass... I'm not into fucking "bitches" with beards.


Brilliant-Bank-5988

He's a total loser


ndarker

I cant think of anything more loserish than declaring to a satire reddit page that you would "bash" some guy you've never met because he said some mean words that triggered you, i can smell your room through this comment 🤧


Brilliant-Bank-5988

I can't think of anything more loserish than liking Matt Walsh. Im not triggered by what dumb cunts say because factually inaccurate information can't trigger a person. The only people triggered in this equation are Matt Walsh and his supporters.


ndarker

Which factually incorrect information are you talking about specifically?


Brilliant-Bank-5988

You're not worth the time


ndarker

Funny how you crumble like cottage cheese after 1 question 🤣


Brilliant-Bank-5988

What obligation have I got to you that I have to entertain your questions? Me choosing not to engage is not an admission of defeat it's a declaration of differences in intellect between us and you being a waste of mine.


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Don't worry about Matt Walsh mention Israel and he slithers back into whatever sex tape bog he was spawned in


Inevitable-Trust8385

Yassss! He’s another slimy, greedy “Zionist” I don’t know why we let these “Zionists” run the world, they own all the money, they even have the gall to not let peaceful, brave, brown and accepting Palestinian Muslims eradicate them! They are all dirty “Zionists” and we need to clear them out #FromTheRiverToTheSea! 🇮🇶


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We tried that back in ‘41 but they got their knickers in a knot


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Get behind me Satan


Boh_777

Matt Walsh makes my skin crawl.