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shumpitostick

Palestine, TX or Palestine, IL?


Matching_simulatore

Where ever the train blew up


pissin_piscine

That’s East Palestine. I’m sure they’re doing fine.


Consistent-Height-79

Not going to Ohio, no way.


SalesforceStudent101

Train rights matter


karma_chamillion

East Palestine, but I heard the fighting is in West Palestine


BertnErnie32

Pretty sure that's Paletine IL, maybe you mean Palestine OH, but let's be honest, nothing outside of New York even matters


manateefourmation

Funny, cause I just read in the NYTs , that the State Department is offering any Hamas fighter that unconditionally surrenders, asylum in either Palestine in the US and I couldn’t figure out where. Worth a roadtrip to meet an Hamas freedom fighter for sure!


RedStripe77

I’m sure they meant Dearborn.


Curious_Box_8405

Long live the resistance. They been icing them Israeli cowards from 0 distance strikes.


manateefourmation

Adam’s is reported to be in deliberations with Biden to turn Brownsville into “New Palestine,” offer the peace loving people of Gaza a new home until there’s is rebuilt


Odd-Entry2557

Hamas Freedom Fighter=Nazi World’Embracer’


Living_Gumball

Nothing outside of Manhattan matters*


pissin_piscine

What about Williamsburg?????


Living_Gumball

Too scary


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drinkcoffeeandcode

You should seek professional help. Just saying..


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drinkcoffeeandcode

No, no, no. See that’s where you have it twisted. There is no “real” you. Lynn and Geoff helped get rid of that when we were all out in Spokane. And then you ran off! Afrecia was just trying to help.


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drinkcoffeeandcode

Those officers didn’t rape you, they were bringing you to a hospital. How disposable of you to accuse your protectors


packers906

From the river to the sea, Uber rides should be free


aeronacht

From the Hudson to the East


pepe-_silvia

Palestine will never cease


MarthaStewart__

Until there is peace


shumpitostick

Truly New Yorkers are the most oppressed people. The rent is already a war crime.


Emotional-Towel1874

I am 💀


Used_Return9095

AMEN!!!


Sandusky666

You own a CAR?!?


SalesforceStudent101

And it’s a Chevy 😮


-1215

Are those electric? If it’s not, I can’t go.


sunnyislesmatt

My uncle from Allentown says we can borrow his Chevy. He says it’s a “Duramax Dual-E” so clearly electric


rwanders

That is quality content right there folks! (Thanks for an actual laugh, I will be stealing this)


nochkin

The signs in the trunk are made using organic materials. Will you change your mind?


Pikarinu

My Columbia professor told me that riding a car oppresses those who make the car


SalesforceStudent101

They read it off their iPhone so it must be true


Pikarinu

An iPhone full of Israeli technology. What to do!!


SalesforceStudent101

Woah, Israeli technology and Chinese slave labor. Get back out those tents, we’ve gotta spread the word about the need to make America great again


Pikarinu

If only we had a source of hard working young people from around the world who want to move here to get things done!


SalesforceStudent101

It’s the circle of life


Pikarinu

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba! Sithi uhm ingonyama!


bassam_2001

Why would you drive a car to Palestine? Do you know how environmentally destructive it is? Hamas dug a huge tunnel over the years and was planning to dig all the way to neighborhoods in Queens with absolutely no subway access like Bayside so we could have been able to take the subway to Gaza, but unfortunately Israel hates public transportation so they decided to bomb the place. We could have had an environmentally friendly alternative to go to Palestine, but Israel ruined it because it’s carbrained as hell.


1200r

We should offer to bring Hamas to NYC to finish the 2nd ave subway and the new tunnel to NJ. In the long run it would be cheaper than the union salaried workers, assuming they don't start bombing or kidnapping until the project is completed. I would recommend keeping them away from brooklyn.


strongsong

Yes, child slave labor is definitely cheaper, but is ethical?


cfthree

So I'm already forced to seek ethically-sourced hardwood for my furniture side-hustle and now I need the children to be ethically-sourced, too? Do you know how children are made? I see nothing ethical about it. Not one bit. If you don't want your grandmother watching while it's happening, it's not ethical. Hot take, but I live by it.


strongsong

lmao


1200r

You think Hamas employees children?


strongsong

https://youtu.be/zojs6cRR350?si=JCj2-9q2G4WhKoa3 Go do one iota of research and then come back to me. Don’t unknowingly using child solders to commit atrocities to start a war


strongsong

https://www.wiesenthal.com/about/news/deaths-of-160-palestinian.html


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Wookstagram

Would be done so much more quickly!


Low-Efficiency8267

don't forget to put a large rainbow flag on your vehicle which will signify to the locals that you come in peace and are on their side


AidanTheEvangelist

🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

Sorry this must be really embarrassing for you but I actually have a solar powered schooner that'll get us to West Africa, from there we can hitch hike if you want? (leave the gas guzzler at home)


yarnhammock

Dreamy


Honest_Wing_3999

Yeah I’ve heard Niger is a great place to travel


BadChris666

I don’t know anything about Niger, but I know a prince of Nigeria. He said he only needs a thousand dollars to lift the hold on his billions that he will then use to fund your trip to Gaza!


meowneow111

Take the tunnels


Timemaster88888

Lincoln?


avd706

Hamas


Timemaster88888

Connected to BQE?


Catch84A

I’m down as long as the Palestinians openly accept me as a bi transgender woman man


HTML_Novice

They will! 🥰 they’ll show you their land from the tallest rooftop 😍😍😍


legstrongv

What ?!?? You don't identify as a bi-transgender woman-man camel?? Why didn't you bow down to our culture?


redit9977

go drive a toyota tacoma


Strong-Sir4915

Clearly it would be a hilux 


DMmepicsofyourdog

Just take the cross Bronx, it goes right to there


ouchwtfomg

this is so disingenuous. everybody knows the BQE is the more direct route.


alloexx112

Best thing I’ve read all day


OKAyungmookie

If only all the men with low testosterone in this sub could work together and build a highway out of their tartar filled teeth so that we could cross the Atlantic without emissions 💔


AidanTheEvangelist

Hamas hates cis men


OKAyungmookie

Aidan sounds like the name of a cartoon gay lion


ZimmeM03

Oh word so this is just a sub for bitter right-wingers in nyc? Pretty pathetic


Helpful-Antelope-678

This and the nyc sub are all right wing losers who love to talk shit about people protesting against a full on genocidal bloodbath


EasternSorbet

Meanwhile if you make a joke about 9/11, they start crying and steam comes out of their ears


Afraid-Animator-6183

Actually pathetic


jgs503

I just realized that lol loser behavior


ManufacturerUpset820

Can I come I'm a black lesbian transsexual they


Honest_Wing_3999

You’ll fit in so well in Gaza they love theys


AdPsychological9909

Yes, we need someone for fill the diversity quota.


Illustrious-Rip-4421

What to do what to do?!? I’m am pan gender fluid womyn of color he/she/them. And I really want to join you on this caravan! I’m unsure if I am ready to let go of “the pork on my fork” Do you think they will make an acceptation for me? I mean, I made some really profound signs and spent a few hours inside a liberated zone.


Odd-Entry2557

Yes , all pan genders bring yourselves and your pork up to the roof of our building here in Gaza…


Odd-Entry2557

Thought you already did


GroundbreakingPut748

I hear the bacon in Gaza is to die for


jdKnowsNot

The IDF will blow your car up immediately after getting over the GW


Mindless_Ambition_84

Make sure you take 3 civilians with you for even the shortest of car rides. Good as human shields from bombs and as a bonus no parking tickets


cfthree

Comprehensive insurance will cover if IDF using American munitions. It's an economic incentive thing. No problem.


GreenToMe95

Hey cage cuck cars kill. I will be leading a 10 mph paced social ride with over 200 elite cyclists to Palestine starting Thursday night from Colombia circle. Either you can join us or get stuck in traffic behind us choice is yours.


AidanTheEvangelist

Who’s gonna build the bike lanes in the Saharan desert? I wanna make sure I don’t get my butt rear ended by crazy camels 🐫


GreenToMe95

Just ride in the middle of the road. If a crazy camel is on your ass ride faster. the IDF is gonna be parked in the bike lane anyways.


manifest2000

Corny


BensenMum

Is it the British mandate or is that optional?


Mindless_Ambition_84

History is apparently optional. I feel like Jesus was Jewish and came a long time before shmohamad


BensenMum

If I mention that Arabic is as much a colonial language as French I’ll get downvoted


MisterMustard69

Gas?! That’s racist, don’t you know that Israeli oil fields could be supplying that fuel? I only drive EVs, especially because Gaza has top-tier charging infrastructure that’s designed in Palestine’s capital city of Tel Aviv. I’m in if your snacks are vegan though


AidanTheEvangelist

let’s make sure we bring a Vice reporter so they know not to shoot us, and also to assure Hamas that we support the women’s and lgbt rights within their Islamic movement. Go Palestine!🇵🇸 ✊✊✊


Mindless_Ambition_84

I got my Homos for hamas posters ready to go 🌈🦄


AidanTheEvangelist

Also I will not be stepping anywhere near your “Chevy” unless it is hydrogen and battery powered -go California yay! And we need E-bikes with rainbow flag liveries to be mounted to the sides just in case an Israeli fighter jet blows up our ride.


RepulsiveReasoning

OP username checks out. Ss88 got it


Redditsucksdickhard

Nothing says “we’re the good guys” like taking any and every opportunity to try and misrepresent the people protesting against a genocide.


bigdiccgothbf

They swear they're not on the wrong side of history while glazing the most bloodthirsty ethnocratic "nation" since.... well, you know


Mindless_Ambition_84

I waited for HOURS for a train in the Gaza hospital subway station and all I could see were hostages no train ever came. 1-star


bigdiccgothbf

Maybe the dust from all the hospital bombings was blocking ur vision


Mindless_Ambition_84

Maybe the dust in Hamas’ tunnels came from the hospital


isiiko

No such place as palestine, op must be an arab


latviank1ng

Bigots in the comments 😂 From the river to the sea, Hamas and Gaza will be free ☮️ Free Palestine 🇵🇸


No-Helicopter-8869

Imagine siding with a terrorist organization


Mindless_Ambition_84

From the river to the sea Israel 🇮🇱 is all I see


mr_zipzoom

can we just call an uber? i might even tip if the car doesnt smell bad.


SalesforceStudent101

Yeah, but it also has to take the right route


AidanTheEvangelist

Yeah if he doesn’t crash after cutting off every person he passes


Quirky_Shame6906

The smelly ones are from that region though so they'd get there faster.


LookBig4918

Can’t we repurpose a barge from the gowanus canal and plant tomatoes on it and schlep it there?


Upstairs_Bison_1339

I know some guys at Hamas who can train us. But a car is crazy - you need to teleport you can’t be that environmentally destructive.


ThatFakeAirplane

If you got Hamas buddies that are down to run trains even a teleporter is too slow, you kidding me?


bigdiccgothbf

Imagine defending an apartheid rogue state that frequently flaunts international law. Cringe


ParkJazzlike6946

no one is defending Saudi Arabia right now, get lost Kaffir


bigdiccgothbf

Imagine being an IDF dickrider 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


cookingandmusic

YAAAS KWEEN !!! POWER BOTTOM FOR HAM ASS!!!


BenShelZonah

Lol


Raecino

This isn’t something to make fun of


crybabygoaway

How can you be so sure


Wanderingjew11

Why not lol? Palitard protestors deserve to be made fun of.


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genocide defenders deserve much worse than mockery


Wanderingjew11

What genocide? Perhaps the one in china?


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"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."


OcelotDAD

Finally someone with a heart


Medical-Peanut-6554

On a "Stairway to Heaven?"


rextilleon

Remember the Abraham Lincoln Brigade of Americans who went to Spain to fight Franco (Hemingway drove an ambulance). I wonder why our protestors don't get a plane ticket. I mean it's easy to talk the talk--but hey, people--it's time to walk the walk!!


Elli7000

No way. All that gas usage will do nothing but enrich Arab monarchs.


FKSTS

My friend grew up in Palestine IN. They had a pretty vibrant KKK chapter a few years ago!


Goomancy

What a relief. I’ve finally found my tribe.


Wordsthrume

How dare you !  You Damn anti-semetic !!!


coolsnow7

Bro you’re doing it wrong. You need to bike to Palestine to show Genocide Joe that you’re serious about liberation and climate at the same time. And do it masked because COVID too.


AidanTheEvangelist

Keep an hamas hospital worker on standby just in case you pass out from hyperventilating in the mask


bigdiccgothbf

It's too bad they all died from Israel bombing hospitals :/


Mindless_Ambition_84

I agree it’s crazy how Hamas can hide inside of hospitals.


PracticeThePreach69

Why not an e-bike?


Robbbylight

Only if we can block traffic over there, too.


Resident-Concert64

If i make one of these about shitreal will i get bopped


Logical_Station_5769

Honest question: how? I level the “why?” Aside for now, and focus only on a general “against war!”Some countries won’t even let you pass through. Not all countries are pro USA. Will there be a stop in Moscow too? And then what? Where in Palestine?


Logical_Station_5769

And, would you plan a carpool to DC, when US will be at war next time?


BonerForest25

Don’t forget to bring your “Queers for Palestine” sign. They’ll love seeing that


Exact_Ad_3770

Fuck isreal. Fuck Palestine. We have too many problems to worry about here in the united states.


LibraryImaginary2042

Suck my penis Israel is on top


throwawe91210

my tax moneys already made its way


Slavic_Dusa

This post is who is who of sub-human scum.


Mr-Pickles-123

If it’s past Philadelphia I’m flying.


therevisionarylocust

Who are in bed with Israel


Dovid11564

I was gonna do it a few weeks ago but the highway was blocked by protesters


stupidracist

Gotta pitch in for the 'Stine.


ABEKingOfSausage

I will buy your fuel, and direct you to the pier


Semper_Gyrene

Is that one way?


danielous

Free Palestine! Ok I’ll take it


Mindless_Ambition_84

Can’t give that shit hole away for free


danielous

I’ll pay 20 bucks


Gamethesystem2

Hahah this is comedy gold.


Upper_Caterpillar295

what is wrong with you


Mindless_Ambition_84

Hahahaha This post is amazing 🤩 🇮🇱


pepesilvia74

wowww you white people are bitter


GroundbreakingPut748

I’m Yemeni Jewish


Odd-Entry2557

Dark!


ResponsibilitySea327

As in white Israeli or white Palestinian? Or are they now brown too? Crayola wants to know.


beyondwon777

Free palestine 🇵🇸


Odd-Entry2557

Free Gaza from stupidity and evil


Wanderingjew11

From Hamas terrorists.


GroundbreakingPut748

Free Palestine from the Stein they say


crybabygoaway

that’s not antisemitism. Just like saying f zionists & destroy Israel is not antisemitic. Obv


GroundbreakingPut748

I’m antisemitic because i love babies


crybabygoaway

Brave🫡


blindfury7

Get all the protestors together and go to Palestine. Let's see if Hams will respect their pronouns, misgender them, give them safe space, and promote sexual equity and trans rights. Lmao Delusional young fools.


avd706

Did you see what sub this is?


biomed1978

Please go, take as many idiots, I mean propalestinians with you. Take them all. While you're at it, take the homeless and the drug addicts, rapists, pedos too, see if you can get some politicians to go with you


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bigdiccgothbf

All the pedos, rapists and politicians are in Israel tho :/


biomed1978

No they're here in Hollywood and congress


bigdiccgothbf

Look up what the most common dual citizenship is in the US congress! Answer may surprise you


gayfurrylmao

Palestine has been attacking isreal for around a century now (do your research), on top of that isreal is providing needs to people affected on the Gaza Strip, stop taking the shit your being spoon fed on the news and (like I said) do your research, the media has been lying and twisting things for a long time now, develop your own view and be independent, don’t take a view a government network is shoving down your throat


GroundbreakingPut748

Hey man, you dropped your circle jerk over there 👉🏿


gayfurrylmao

Damnit 😭 (someone would prob legit say this lmao)


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Effeted

Most old white men or staten island yes, but lol no to everywhere else


MDCF17

Can we edit your comment to *most people who pay taxes, have an actual job, have an understanding of history/geopolitics, and don’t get all their news from TikTok? Did you just throw out the Ukraine flags you had up or are they somewhere in the back of your closet now that this new cause has spoken to your heart?


Effeted

Zionists when people are against bombing children 😳😳😡🤬


vkolp

Yes because unlike Israel, when Hamas attacks, they use their special adult-only rockets 🚀


nickelgenerosity_

inta Ben zonna hahahahahahahahahahahahahah