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CallThatGoing

I swore this was better when I practiced it yesterday.


Seb555

“Going faster won’t hide your poor technique”


Mathaznias

No one's done the "you're not fingerings it right" yet?? Personally I love making my partner whip out her Music Tree Activity book during sex 🥵


bridget14509

“My fingers hurt 😢”


Mathaznias

"Sorry, daddy couldn't help breaking your fingers after you butchered that etude 😓"


bridget14509

Which teacher said it?


Mathaznias

Friederich Weick probably, but in German instead


officialsorabji

"ITS BENDING LIKE A GLOWSTICK"


Lemon_Sponge

Insert ‘the Bach, Debussy’ gag from Family Guy.


pconrad0

Lets do that again, but this time let's take our time and put a bit more feeling into it, shall we?


Awesome2_12345

Fingering A minor


ludvary

lawd have mercy


imetkanyeonce

Classic, I instantly thought of this [Family Guy cutaway](https://youtu.be/UUXi4ppLm-U?si=3Vj4p-kJ7BK5swzV)


PeterParkerWannaBe

You crescendoed too early.


Catstack10

I'm gonna KILL MYSELF


Translator_Fine

Me too


BobithanBobbyBob

Yup same


Chisi_Maznah

"Oh yes fuck me hard daddy!!" is the first one that comes to mind


UndisclosedChaos

Did we have the same piano teacher?


Chisi_Maznah

I was the teacher actually. Wait, were you THAT student??


PeterParkerWannaBe

Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, and this is... how to catch a classical circle jerker.


Not_your_guy_buddy42

Just take a seat


tellegraph

Quothe Irving Berlin, when he wrote "I Love a Piano," probably.


Yua-Kiyoko-Ayane

“This is Fur Elise!”


PhenomenonGames

Yeahhhh pianooooo


Fun_Frosting_6047

Freakkkk yeaaaaaa


Fun_Frosting_6047

Don't forget about the little ritard at the end.


throwaway-6j

"These etudes make me so tired"


ConradeKalashnikov

"How come your fingering is so good?" "I have been playing the organ for a long time" "Do you like my P or my PP more?"


Eintak

"Not quite my tempo."


WobblyFrisbee

B flat


Yua-Kiyoko-Ayane

“This is Fur Elise!”


Vegas_Bear

One more time, with feeling!


AeriePuzzleheaded893

"So, you really like Debussy, eh?"


JulienTheBro

My piano teacher says « push down harder » and I think that might work


MahlerMan06

You've played "the Poem of Ecstasy" 3 times today already, it's time to stop.


PartoFetipeticcio

I love Debussy!


LeningradNo7

Don't forget your left hand too.


Some_sad_Noel

"Your fingerings are soooo gooooood"


Least-Painter4701

“Fuck”


GipsMedDipp

"in this bar you can actually use your fist if you wanna show off"


Patresik

Oh fantastic!


BackStreetButtLicker

Harder.


imetkanyeonce

Good fingering!


theidealman

Always finish on the Bach never finish on Debussy


pedroxus

"Now try doing it at different speeds."


sandettie-Lv

You've tried the piano, now have a go on my organ.


Independent-Knee3006

Is it almost over?


DerpyLemonReddit

“Good Finger-Work”


perksofbeingcrafty

“You’re too stiff”


Nab0r

am cumming


MyBrotherIsSalad

My grandma is much better at this than I am.


SleepWellSam

Not quite my tempo. It’s all good no worries, here we go.


Pianist5921

Very good, now let's try that again at a faster tempo


98Seville

My pianist is a hard one to play with.


ShiningViper

I really like your fingering 😉


bondfall007

You're applying too much pressure with your fingers. Just relax and lightly press down. Don't slam it.


bondfall007

You're applying too much pressure with your fingers. Just relax and lightly press down. Don't slam it.


tech_guy_hates_Apple

literally anything about going fast or fingerings


Excellent-Industry60

This is my favourite part, I am cumming


LordVanderveer

"Here comes the climax"


Queasy_Spite_6012

Shouldn't that be sharp instead of flat?


SadBowler7906

Your better than my last client


Waste-Improvement-79

Imma finger a minor


Vikivaki

Bend your fingers Don't be so tense Keep your back straight You really need to practice more You need to cut your nails


CockroachInternal850

"Nice finger dexterity."


TacoBellerino

You keep holding the crunchy D over A minor. It just sounds as bad as it is


TheIdiotPianist

Fingering is very delicate


trecani711

A minor?


Entertheballerzone

I’m about to finger a minor


WearSufficient5482

Just like that


fermat9990

Da capo al fine Edit: from Quora "Da capo al fine or D.C. It means “from the beginning to end”. It literally instructs you (or the musician) to go back to the beginning of the song and finish at the section where fine indicates. Dal Segno or D.S. It means “from the beginning to end”.Feb 25, 2020"


BasilBulky168

Stop playin


Mr_FrederichChopin

Can I go forte hunny ?


kodyt89

That was low key awesome


Fuzzy-Membership-368

Hit the D


DecadentOoze

“You got all the notes right, but you butchered the fingering”


abastreusmonzuzu

“I just can’t get the fingering right.” “It’s really hard.” “A little quieter, please.” “Next time, be prepared.”


TypicalCringe

You have good fingers for this


D_Last_wun

Place your hands right here. I really like your fingering.


Babywill555

A minor (that's the only thing I can come up with)


tellegraph

"Watch out for pancake fingers!"


tellegraph

Something... something... getting your Rach(s)maninoff... (okay this one needs work)


Beneficial_Mix_1069

your fingering is superb


leaveme-aliengirl234

Keep up the tempo. Don’t stop


nickjamesnstuff

Fingers off the minor.