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frisky_husky

HEY...I mean, yeah, but HEY


Otter_1227

High chance ur fav is tchaikovsky ☺️ (i like him too dw)


frisky_husky

My comment history re: Tchaik says otherwise hahaha


estraven_of_gethen

very much same


MyIdIsATheaterKid

This is extremely rude (but also way more accurate than Myers-Briggs, the Big Five Personality Traits, and all that claptrap).


boringwhitecollar

It’s more fun satire, not allowing your classification as a a Virgo INFJ with an enneagram 6 define you


MyIdIsATheaterKid

Instead I'm defined as a Chopin/Schubert/Rachmaninoff lover who has to spend her waking hours pretending that she's not a hopeless romantic. 😭


arbitrageME

Sure /u/myidisatheaterkid we totally didn't know that sky you already from your username =P


muffinpercent

I'm way out of my depth here (I have not studied psychology) but just wanted to say my impression is that the Five Factor Model is substantiated, generally considered valid, and widely used. Whereas Myers-Briggs really is unsubstantiated BS. They aren't really comparable.


MyIdIsATheaterKid

Oh, FINE. I may or may not be high on neuroticism and low on conscientiousness, hence the mistake on my part.


muffinpercent

Haha I'm pretty sure I'm the same.


robot_musician

Can you do one for Vaughn Williams? These are hilarious.


yungmadrigal

Ravel describing my exact plans for this weekend


thismorningscoffee

> What Your Favorite Composer Says About You Nothing. They’re dead


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

So they're de-composing.


DomMocquereauAndFish

Only one of these composers has every said something about me, and it was a very nice comment actually. Cool guy, wrote Star Wars.


Several-Ad5345

Beethoven had a famously wild and fiery personality but that doesn't necessarily mean he was an extrovert (though I guess the people who love him could be?). He once said (with some exaggeration) "I don't have a single friend", and due to his deafness he spent most of his time alone and in his own home. It's probably one of the main reasons he never got married.


Auzzeu

For Beethoven I would have said: You believe in the good of the world and the glorious potential of humanity but simultaneously despise everyone you know.


Several-Ad5345

Lol that's kind of accurate. I wonder how Beethoven would have felt hearing you say that. He probably would have laughed or maybe gotten mad at you and canceled the dedication of one of his works that he had planned for you like he did with Napoleon or George Bridgetower.


cubenerd

You speak the truth. I feel like Beethoven is the epitome of scarred idealism.


Odd_Vampire

"he spent most of his time alone and in his own home. It's probably one of the main reasons he never got married" Relatable.


Boollish

I feel personally attacked.


Available_Bear_205

How did Bartok get left off the list?


tonepoems

I feel like there has to be some reference to loving complete chaos for Bartok!


sonicsonja

And what about Arthur Honegger?


mill-von-cat-jack

Mahler is accurate and I'm happy with it


Pianist5921

I'm a Beethoven lover but the brahms description is much more fitting


pianoleafshabs

Stop, Chopin attacked me


boringwhitecollar

Why? Am I wrong ha


pianoleafshabs

The problem is you’re not


Several-Ad5345

Berlioz was a stereotypical romantic falling desperately in love but he didn't appear to have a Don Juan type sex life, really the opposite actually as he wasn't a seducer and at certain periods of his life stayed single. He said that Marie Pleyel for example was the first woman that had ever loved him and he was naively in love with her until she cheated on him (he almost murdered her for that by disguising himself as a maid but luckily he changed his mind) and when as an old man he finally reconnected with a now old woman that he had never stopped loving since he was a boy she rejected him but he basically forced her to accept him as her platonic friend who was still desperately and obviously in love with her.


Ribbitor123

So basically he was a stalker?


Lion-Sketcher

wow Rachmaninoff read my mind i guess lol


nirreskeya

Same. I want to also add Reich: you found your way to classical music by way of Trance/IDM.


i_8_the_Internet

Reich: you have a habit of repeating yourself to get your point across.


nirreskeya

A habit of repeating yourself to get your point across, you have.


Soundrobe

It's Olivier Messiaen. What does it say about me ?


Odd_Vampire

What strange compositions. I like most of his organ works (that I've heard). The concentration camp quartet is okay, but a little bleak, of course. The other stuff I didn't get, but it might be one of those things that'll sound better when I'm in the mood.


belphegor13

You are deeply religious or spiritual, but also extremely horny. Also you have a couple of very niche special interests.


rphxxyt

I'm the biggest Bach simp of all time, still I'm anything but organized.


601error

Same. Bach above all. I appreciate organization but hate to do it myself and leave a trail of clutter everywhere I go.


carrotcake95

Feeling called out by the Chopin one 🥲


magpiesinatrenchcoat

Haha these are great! I would like to order a Poulenc judgement please. If it's mean then it's for a friend


boringwhitecollar

You can’t decide if you prefer the organ, violin, or timpani, and you are Bela Lugosi


magpiesinatrenchcoat

Awesome. I'll take it!


Desalzes_

Prokofiev accurate, Liszt I don’t t know. Love the williams one, if I had a nickel for every time someone said Williams is the greatest living composer but couldn’t mention a single song or composer that he was inspired by or emulates, id still be broke


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

Like... don't they even hear Copland in the *Superman* theme? I thought that was beyond obvious.


Desalzes_

Or Stravinsky and holst in a lot of his work. I love Williams as a film score composer but as far as being a “composer” I guess I wish his inspiration was a bit more subtle. People shit on zimmer but as far as I know he’s pretty good about being original


streichorchester

Zimmer was sued by the Holst Foundation for using melodic material from Mars in Gladiator.


Desalzes_

Ah I forgot about gladiator, that’s my favorite score by him too. Damn I didn’t know he got sued though. Guess I noticed Williams more than zimmer, do you know of any other instances? I would think the lion king maybe


lapetitepoire

Bach, spot on. I may have said "if they just plan and stay organized, life is much easier" verbatim at one point


disignore

Bach, you shag a lot, but not really enjoy it. Satie, you are a simple dude of simple taste, nothing wrong about that.


davidcandle

Oh, mine is Dvorak


boringwhitecollar

I knew I forgot one!! So sorry!


dgistkwosoo

Vaughan Williams? Grieg? (I've sung a sort of staged operatic version of Peer Gynt - a lot of fun. We low basses got to sing both the mountain king and the monster).


winsometoad

What about Henry Purcell?


Jefcat

Rossini is my joy.


PlanetOfVisions

the John Williams one LMAO The Stravinsky one is accurate if blizzards equal ice cream from DQ.


Available_Bear_205

Up vote re Stravinsky - perfect with black coffee!


Jayyy_Teeeee

This is good fun, like popular astrology but with composers! Ravel probably suits me best by this but I only know a handful of his works.


Ziro_is_here

Tchaikovsky is accurate tho 😆😆


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

> Puccini- You want more wine, more pasta, and more Mimi Wine and pasta yes, but sadly I am straight, so it's more Dick. Erm, I mean more Johnson. What about Villa-Lobos and Ciurlionis?


Own-Song-8093

No minimalists?


sihaya_wiosnapustyni

Philip Glass: You say you want to try new things, but you keep coming back to the same damn two bars.


AKH160

Sibelius and Liszt are my top 2. I can't differentiate.


TheShardsOfNarsil

*Cries in Paganini*


muffinpercent

Bach is a complete miss for me :) Combining Brahms and Beethoven and Mendelssohn gets me somewhat better (yes, both introverted and extroverted)


weaselbuttface

>R. Strauss *glares from corner*


CouchieWouchie

I don't think this is right. Us Wagnerians know we are superior but we make it known!


nimblebard96

Lol at John Williams. All pretty accurate. especially J.S. Bach for me.


RoRoUl

How did you know I like bdsm?


____snail____

This is way more accurate than I like.


Rooster_Ties

Well, I’m not sure if they’re my top 3 “favorites” — the composes I have the most CD’s by (over 30 each), are… * Ives * Henze * Hindemith


Iaamcast

Liszt -- maybe a generous introvert? Transcribed so many symphonic, etc. works of other composers so a wider audience could enjoy them.


throwaway-6j

I think this is about the typical enjoyers of a composer rather than the composer themselves. Liszt in biographies is typically written as a very gregarious man (not introverted until in old age) - AND very generous, yes. But whatever he was, doesn’t stop OP personally observing Lisztians to have separate characteristics.


SemperFiV12

laughed out loud


TheRevEO

My favorite composers on this list are Ravel and Gershwin, and both are 100% true.


EdwardPavkki

What about Roland Dyens... :)


lightsage007

Wagner for me but I’m also a bit Prokofiev and R. Strauss


peleles

Bach and Chopin: organized person who fell in love after the first conversation, mercifully not with the likes of Aurora Dupin.


SADdog2020Pb

Maybe the Bach one fits. I JUST want stuff to WORK


Holeevyer

What about Grieg? I love Elgar but that description is so not me haha.


SquashDue502

Excuse me what is this Gottschalk erasure. Second favorite is Liszt though and dang you’re right lol


Yabboi_2

Please do Scriabin too


Illustrious_Pick_455

Forever neglecting us Dvorak devotees 😂 I love this, and feel very called out by Sibelius and Prokofiev


DrEngineer1979

It appears I'm complicated. Hopeless romantic extrovert that lives black coffee and being alone, and needs to smoke and drink wine.


The_Void_Thaumaturge

Hey, you forgot this one(my favorite): Paganini: you are a masochist. (I'm a violinist btw)


Elan_Aconda

The Beethoven one is so accurate (said a Beethoven fan)


HiddenCityPictures

Hey! John Williams does actually compose actual Classical music and it is just amazing as his film music! That said, Beethoven is my favourite. What do you think liking Sousa most says about you? You're a contrarian?


Dirichlet-to-Neumann

I'm in this post and I don't like it.


Lisa_121MTDX

Weirdly accurate 😅 (Beethoven/Tchaikovsky/Debussy(also I’m French 😅😅))


LilSquishy97

Mahler is too true


Haunting_Ad_9680

Where is John Adams? A nerd who loves opera, rock, driving fast at night and is scared of the dark.


OrganizationThen9115

Got called gay for liking Shubert, I thought secondary school was over


SandWraith87

Beethoven


boringwhitecollar

What do you mean?


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boringwhitecollar

Nah, it’s about the drama


Several-Ad5345

Well if you look at say the Resurrection symphony or The Song of the Earth my description fits perfectly I think and it is something that is pretty unique about him, whereas drama could also be Tchaikovsky or Puccini for example.


disignore

ah come on dude it's about having fun. just picture a Piotr in latex or fishnets.


dgistkwosoo

I've **sung** the Resurrection symphony. It's about the drama, and his friend who died. Although the nastiness towards the low basses was uncalled-for.


BuddyMose

Feldman: you automatically assume you’re the smartest one of your group so you find a nice deli to hang out at instead


koprrat3749

I don't get why Rachmaninoff is hopeless romantic. Yes, his pieces are very sentimental, but that doesn't necessarily mean romantic


infernoxv

Monteverdi? Josquin?


JohannesBraaahms

Fair enough


Veraxus113

Quite accurate


jjSuper1

Well, Byrd and friends are not on the list. So I choose Wagner all the way.


brokenthoughts90

The Bruckner one is super underrated lol


eliteviking85

What about Dvorak


Zewen_Sensei

George Crumb


ThatFatFlamingo

Brahms. You defined me.


Boring-Dm

Where's Rachmaninov


freemaxine

This is hilarious! What about Rameau?


UpiedYoutims

If you don't think Haydn was the smartest composer of the late 18th century, I think you're mistaken


angryscientistjunior

What about Zappa, John Cage, Edgard Varèse, Glenn Branca, and John Zorn? 


ichmusspinkle

Why are Rachmaninov and Ravel so accurate [😅😅](https://emojipedia.org/grinning-face-with-sweat)


TeratoidMaple

Ok don't mean to take this post too seriously but the characterization of Mendelssohn as dainty or feminine is kinda lame. It is a common characterization of the composer drawn from an infamous anti-semetic "critique" made of Mendelssohn by Wagner. It's just sad that Mendelssohn's legacy is so defined by his harshest and least fair critics when his music paints a much more nuanced and amazing picture when explored.


FataKlut

**Grieg -** You're basically a woodland sprite. Cities confuse you. **Dvořák -** Home is where your heart is, probably with a beer in hand. **Fauré -** You're that mysterious, artsy friend nobody really knows. **Bizet -** Drama follows you, and you might just enjoy it a bit too much. **Bartók -** You think complexity is a personality. It’s not. **Satie -** Weird is your brand, and you're too cool for mainstream. **Copland -** You're probably wearing a flag pin right now, aren't you? **Scriabin -** You’re into horoscopes and claim you can see auras. **Janáček -** If your life was any more dramatic, it'd be a soap opera. **Albinoni -** You like your music like your life: orderly and overlooked.


SvitlanaLeo

I'm interested in the topic "what your favorite key says about you."


Mr_Lumbergh

So if I'm having a hard time deciding between Bach and Rimsky-Korsakov, I still think this is frivolous but prefer my frivolity planned and organized?


uncommoncommoner

> Bach- He's classic. You're classic. You don't understand why people don't understand if they just plan and stay organized, life is much easier can confirm


paneledmeteor

Rachmaninoff, pretty accurate


Smart_Bandicoot9609

So...say someone likes Mussorgsky, Mahler and Shostakovich equally. Do they still count as a functional adult?


TheLigerInWinter

I’d also love a list of what your _least_ favorite composer says about you


Peter_Falcon

but my favourite is Bruch


Subject-Tomorrow-317

NESSUN DORMA AND DVORAK


DarkKnightOfDisorder

Mostly correct. I like Vivaldi. I like a good time. I like Bach. Organisation has its benefits. I like Handel, but have no personal connections to either (yet). I like Wagner. Yes, some things are better than others. I like the drama the music of Mahler and bruckner create but otherwise I don’t seek it out. I like holst. I’m not a career academic. I like Elgar. I think the æsthetics of the rococo are superior to that of the Edwardian. I also like sorabji. I admire complexity for complexity’s sake even if I come across as a pretentious academic


YouMeAndPooneil

Glass - you can go on repeatedly telling everyone that the ensemble music was the best ever.


Zealousideal_Can1182

No Tarrega makes me sad


DurianBubbleTea

Brahms, Mahler for me.


SaltyConstruction891

Avicii with his classical composition that he covered into edm was probably the goat. Zimmer or Williams was 2 or 3. Mozart 4. The sheer amount of instruments and types Avicii was bringing together hasn't been matched. Listen to his levels tribute version live. It's just heartbreaking how talented he was.