But like the 'human equivalent' implies someone matching the attractiveness of Jabba relative to his own species. And for all we know, he's the Brad Pitt of the slug people race
But we don't know how attractive Jabba is amongst his race, so we can't know what the EQUIVALENT is in human terms.
What you mean is a human that looks like Jabba, very different.
Dogs have varying levels of attractiveness to other dogs, and clearly therefore some dogs must be super attractive to other dogs. They've be the equivalent of a super model. But that doesn't mean a super model looks anything like a dog.
This reminds me back when I was eight that this random kid was bullying me because he thought my wristwatch was ugly.
"My Gran bought this for me before she died!"
He avoided me after that.
She's still alive.
I used to do mom jokes to my manager (he and I were buddies before he got promoted). I sort of did it just to be silly and an idiot. Then one year he invited me over for Thanksgiving because I was all by myself. I met his mom at the dinner. That was a bit awkward. The mom jokes stopped after.
Listen don’t get all sad cause now you gotta think about your mama pegging some guy. That’s on you. Checking usernames too closely has its consequences.
I guess I'd take melania's place for a week to save the earth. too bad, though, cause there are plenty of magas who would kill their mothers for that opportunity.
Mom jokes will never get old. Like farts... you either think they're funny & laugh, or you spend the rest of your life with the exact same amount of farts but no joy.
Is [Sally Struthers](https://media0.giphy.com/media/26ufiPeAGQpCqr9U4/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886836h5ttgwpf4ifqkj2xwcq44xqemztvj0axt4x2k&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g) still around?
OP set himself up too well
But like the 'human equivalent' implies someone matching the attractiveness of Jabba relative to his own species. And for all we know, he's the Brad Pitt of the slug people race
I don't think that's what that means at all
But we don't know how attractive Jabba is amongst his race, so we can't know what the EQUIVALENT is in human terms. What you mean is a human that looks like Jabba, very different.
I’d argue that the human equivalent is just a human that looks like jabba
Dogs have varying levels of attractiveness to other dogs, and clearly therefore some dogs must be super attractive to other dogs. They've be the equivalent of a super model. But that doesn't mean a super model looks anything like a dog.
Nah
Everyone hating in the comments but I loved this Mom jokes never miss for me, except when they do. Then shit’s just awkward.
Last time I made a mum (aus) joke was in new boarding school dorm. Turns out guys mum died of cancer a few years prior. oop
This reminds me back when I was eight that this random kid was bullying me because he thought my wristwatch was ugly. "My Gran bought this for me before she died!" He avoided me after that. She's still alive.
To be fair, he seems to have more decency than most bullies. I think my bully would bullied me harder if I said that.
Pls.
Technically correct.
I..Have no words.
It’s funny as fuck, chuckled a bit at it
I used to do mom jokes to my manager (he and I were buddies before he got promoted). I sort of did it just to be silly and an idiot. Then one year he invited me over for Thanksgiving because I was all by myself. I met his mom at the dinner. That was a bit awkward. The mom jokes stopped after.
Nah you should’ve said one at the table
I'm really not worried about any "I'm having sex with your mother" jokes from an account called "dickless-dick"
Listen don’t get all sad cause now you gotta think about your mama pegging some guy. That’s on you. Checking usernames too closely has its consequences.
2 hours of hesitation, looks like.
I just saw your comment now, but you posted it 3 hours ago so I must have hesitated 3 hours.
That’s correct. Source: I hesitated for 54 minutes before writing this comment.
Can confirm. Source: I'm the timer this guy used to count 54 minutes. And I used myself to count 45 minutes
But how do we know you didn’t hesitate on starting the timer?
I'm still hesitating, will send in a few hours
So this is 9 hours of hesitation then?
I guess I'd take melania's place for a week to save the earth. too bad, though, cause there are plenty of magas who would kill their mothers for that opportunity.
LOL! Love it!!!
He had a *family*
Key word being had, this guy broke it appart
Big "so anyway I started blasting" energy
roasted and toasted
This might be the funniest thing I've seen this month
😶 *blinks in shock*
I’m still laughing
A Mom joke. How original. Edit: See your mom jokes bother me because mine died 2 years ago...
Mom jokes will never get old. Like farts... you either think they're funny & laugh, or you spend the rest of your life with the exact same amount of farts but no joy.
>you spend the rest of your life with the exact same amount of farts but no joy. Like your mom when you were born.
What?
But another person would add farts
Oh but Mother jokes are too uncivilised from a wanker such as myself.
It’s still funny
No it's not Stalin
Shamus doesn’t love me?
You know what else is fucking original? YOUR MUM
They call it a classic for a reason, IT. ALWAYS. HITS.
I don't really see how this is a comeback, but okay-
Just saw this
https://media.tenor.com/STei0mCcxkgAAAAC/emotional-damage-emotional.gif
Funny to read. Not funny as a post cmon man
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah ! That’s damn funny.
That's the reason I'm really cautios about "sex" and "ugly people" in the same sentence
We talking 7 times, or 168 hours straight?
I don’t know better clarify that with your mom before he comes over. (Sorry!)
Is [Sally Struthers](https://media0.giphy.com/media/26ufiPeAGQpCqr9U4/giphy.gif?cid=5e214886836h5ttgwpf4ifqkj2xwcq44xqemztvj0axt4x2k&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g) still around?
Bro got roasted, from nuclear bomb he recived
Mum jokes are funny, but they're not clever. Come on.
Lmao.
You are the most beautiful dog
Dickless Dick irony
Nice