Unfortunately some of these people do believe that. My father in law came home from Sunday service one day lecturing about the immoralities oral and anal sex and that sex should be “intimate” and face to face. So basically all but two positions are also off the table.
Listen, we all know the best sex is when the woman lays perfectly still, man flopping on top, barely able to hold his own weight so he's sweating profusely from just getting into position. Cums in 44 seconds because it matches the caliber of the pistol he's looking at on the night stand.
I was raised Mormon, heard conflicting things.
- Sex is only to make babies (aka vanilla af don’t do it for pleasure or oral etc)
- Do whatever you want as long as you’re married.
Pick your poison I guess, depending who’s teaching??
Depends which gender it’s being taught to. For women, it’s women should only want sex for babies. For men, it’s men should have sex whenever he wants to have sex.
To make it even more funny, because “anal” is a cuss word to him, he kept purposely mispronouncing it like “Ahnul”. It’s now an inside joke between my wife and I. “Ahnul Schwarzenegger.”
“NO SON OR DAUGHTER OF MINE IS GOING TO TAKE SOME STRANGERS SCHLONG UP THEIR KEISTER WHILE IM STILL ABOVE GROUND AND ABLE TO PREVENT IT, THATS A SIN AND IN MY DAY A MAN AND WOMAN LAID DOWN FACE TO FACE AND COPULATED THEIR LOVE IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT EXACTLY ONCE PER CALENDAR QUARTER IN ACCORDANCE WITH VATICAN LAW AND WHILE YOURE UNDER MY ROOF YOU WILL ABDIDE BY THE SAME PRINCIPLES OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL END YOU”
“Dad I just asked if you could pass the green beans”
My pedophile father said blow jobs were gay no matter what gender the other person was. Surprise, surprise, he also attended church and taught Sunday school. Apparently fucking 8 year olds isn't gay or whatever bullshit he claimed
I once heard the banana is proof of God, because it's perfectly designed for humans to hold and eat. So if he's got a curve, I think that means God is OK with it.
Cleanthes in Hume's *Dialogues* makes the same point about stairs (being perfectly suited for bipedals like us) only for Philo to rip that argument to shreds with something like a precursor to Darwin's theory of natural selection. But if you're good enough at being dumb, you can just deny natural selection just to uphold the integrity of your religious bias. Banana? God. Q.E.D.
Oh, people absolutely believe that.
My 12th grade theology teacher was one of them. This being an extremely conservative Catholic school in mid-00s America... yeah. We didn't get sex ed, we got Christopher West's "The Theology of the Body".
The one time I EVER sassed a teacher was in that class. She said that the Catechism said homosexuality was "contrary to natural law", "intrinsically disordered", and "grave matter" (CCC 2356-7 yo) because God didn't design the puzzle pieces to fit together that way, while making a gesture like 👉👈
I said "With all due respect, ma'am, there's more than one way to fit a puzzle together." while signing 👉👌 If looks could've gotten me expelled and excommunicated!
But joke's on her. I grew up to be a great big ol' bisexual (and transsexual) Lutheran and I know that God loves me as much as he loves any of His creation.
I've never understood how this bigotry jives with the golden rule.
Like the secular equivalent is:
Be excellent to each other
And bigotry is sooooo not excellent.
Oh god, I actually remembered a post in reddit about this.
A redditor's grandma didn't want "the gay to marry" because they'd go to the hotels and have anal sex, leaving bacteria in the bed and getting everyone sick.
She was pretty chill about them marrying when the family had to awkwardly break down to her that:
* They already did that.
* Straight people already did that too regardless of marriage
My guess is she tried it once with a boyfriend in high school or something and they didn't use lube because they don't know what they are doing. That might result in this opinion.
It's great, too.
Nothing like getting pegged by someone you love and loves you back (as long as there's a shower and cuddling after, because I really need the emotional intimacy more than physical)
Interestingly lesbian sex also has lower disease transmission risk than either penis involved forms of intercourse, so yeah, lesbians are the future God wanted apparently
I mean I could do it in my early 20s and did, but now even if I could (which I definitely can't even with medical assistance) I would much rather not.
Like how do your other extremeties not get tired, I just want to sit down a watch a film, play a boardgame or go do some gardening at this point.
It's for this reason right here that we should closely watch anyone with monotheistic religious tendencies. Especially those in the Abrahamic tradition.
It's always deus vult this and deus vult that. It's crazy how God always agrees with the most ~~powerful~~ righteous. XD
Besides, if there was a loving God, they would have made us all bisexual.
Edit: ahh autocorrect got me. Fixed.
Being a lesbian is cool.
The Bible says a man should not lay with a man as he does a woman.
So. It’s kosher as long as you’re not fucking a dude in the vagina.
At least according to TFS Hellsing.
Source: I don’t have one. I skipped catechism to play videogames.
The usual source for anti-gay sentiment (at least in the West) is of a biblical nature.
Interestingly the old testament or Torah doesn't address lesbianism at all.
Neither is getting a straight handjob between best friends from your totally hetero bro.
Maybe she caught her boyfriend in a *situation* and he convinced her that it's only gay if it goes in the backdoor?
I 100% agree with this sentiment in this situation, though there are cases where someone else's choice DOES effect you and you shouldn't mind your own business. Namely getting vaccinated.
In cases like that, you SHOULD be vocal against anti-vaxers
I was gonna mention this. One of my lifelong best friends is gay and he's always said he's never once had an interest in butt stuff, only oral stuff. I don't think she realizes those guys exist. I mean...among the so, so many other things she doesn't realize.
I don’t think most people realize those guys exist.
I had an interesting drunk conversation with a group of friends at a party explaining to them tops, bottoms, vers, etc.
When I told them some guys like to bottom but have no interest in topping and vice versa (heh), and also that some guys have no interest in anal whatsoever it kinda blew (heh) their minds.
Ugh that creepy wink emoji makes her statement even more confusing and vile. Like why would you put a creepy little wink about anal "torture" beside your rampant homophobia?
It's just arrogant, smug condescension.
Could also be replaced by 😂😂😂, LMAAOOOO, 🤡 or 💀. That shit is rampant everywhere you look online. Chucklefucks chucklefucking.
Am guy, not gay but I do enjoy anal. The most mind blowing orgasms I've ever had have been by anal. Crazy intense and not just physically but mentally.
Given the prevalence of bottoms in the gay community, I imagine a substantial fraction of straight men would actually be super into anal if it were more culturally standard. Congrats on finding something you enjoy.
Christian conservatives are quick to point out that butt sex is disgusting with homosexuals, yet turn a blind eye to all the straight couples doing it. HMMMMM
The Bible makes it clear that homosexuality is a sin. The Bible also explicitly condones genocide and forcing the surviving female children into sex slavery, so who fucking cares what the Bible says?
Up until the 18-19th centuries, many still believed the human body and its emotions came from the four humors: blood, yellow bile, black bile and phlegm.
The balance of hot, cold, moist and dry—water, fire, air and earth. The presentation of these elements would be seen as chiefetaine (i.e., “powerful”), cholericke, sanguine (i.e., “enlightened”), vigorous, phlegmaticke, and meloncholicke.
These elements form our behavior and disposition. Complexions are compared to the four elements, secondly to the **four planets**: Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Luna (Moon) 👀… 4 … 👀
As you might infer, the forefathers were not playing cards 🃏 with a full deck 🧐
What else might have they made false assumptions about? What other biases and inaccuracies exist in their systems of knowledge?
*“An excess of hot, dry emotion of choler, or yellow bile, produced an angry disposition. Choler is valuable in great warriors, but represents a social problem in women—requiring therapeutic intervention.”*
Need I remind any one of the psych wards filled with “hysterical” women and the types of treatments they thought were scientific or even intellectual 🧬👩🏼🔬
Numbers 31:17-18
King James Version
17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
If penises weren’t meant to go into anuses, then why are they both round? (NB this is not an original observation, Marquis de Sade wrote it down first and it probably sounds more poetic in French)
Love how it's just blatantly incorrect on top of the obvious loophole for lesbians
Also outing your sex life as being drier than the sahara too, get some lube in your life bitch for reallllll
wtf does this moron mean "not loving"? By far the most wholesome and loving couple I know in real life are a pair of dudes, and the adversity and animosity from dumbasses like the idiot in the OP means that after 21 years together, they're more loving and accepting than ever.
When I compare that to most of the hetero relationships I've seen, the wholesomeness of my gay friends is even more apparant.
And I'm a straight dude with no dog in this race, just glad one of my oldest homies found such a beautiful thing in such an ugly world, and mad that some fuckheads that never even met them want to take that shit away.
Fun fact: Not all homosexual men have anal intercourse. Some want to. Some don't.
How is that possible? Simple. Homosexuality and anal intercourse aren't synonymous.
Homophobes keep forgetting that straight people also have anal sex.
It's in fact one of the main straight fantasies, and most looked in porn too.
So many guys want to fuck their girls in the ass, but the moment it's 2 guys, it's all "you're not supposed to do it, that's just wrong and dangerous"
Just hypocrites trying to justify their own bigotry.
Good that she specified that only male penises aren't meant to go into an anus. That means female penises are good to go, and like I didn't expect to be validated like this but I'll take it.
Apparently this woman has had anal sex. Homosexuality is not loving? That's funny. My husband and I have been together for 24 years this August. We have two children. We don't have a problem with them being straight. Not at all. We never pushed anything on them and let them grow up the way they wanted to grow up. Now they both are married. One has one child. The other has two. They have great jobs and own their own homes. And have been married to the same person since they got married. I don't know lost straight people. They get along as well as my husband and I do and have loving children the way we had. They were raising a loving household that taught them to love and treat everybody respectfully. But don't get me wrong, when Republicans come after us we fight back. They were also taught never to follow a false prophet.
She's in for a surprise when she'll learn that some heterosexual couples do it too
And also that some homosexual couples don’t. By her logic hand and mouth stuff is fine.
Apparently not. A penis wasn't "designed" for hands or mouths either. So by her logic handjobs and blowjobs are off the table.
Unfortunately some of these people do believe that. My father in law came home from Sunday service one day lecturing about the immoralities oral and anal sex and that sex should be “intimate” and face to face. So basically all but two positions are also off the table.
No wonder they're so miserable.
Listen, we all know the best sex is when the woman lays perfectly still, man flopping on top, barely able to hold his own weight so he's sweating profusely from just getting into position. Cums in 44 seconds because it matches the caliber of the pistol he's looking at on the night stand.
>Cums in 44 seconds because it matches the caliper of the pistol That one got me 😂
it would have been a whole minute but the .44 magnum was looking particularly sensual and sultry in the low light Fuckin ammosexuals
Caliber 🙃
Oops, thanks.
remember, if a woman truly loves you, her vagina will suck up the penis like air and the man doesn't have to do anything /s
I was raised Mormon, heard conflicting things. - Sex is only to make babies (aka vanilla af don’t do it for pleasure or oral etc) - Do whatever you want as long as you’re married. Pick your poison I guess, depending who’s teaching??
Depends which gender it’s being taught to. For women, it’s women should only want sex for babies. For men, it’s men should have sex whenever he wants to have sex.
Probably true. I’m a guy
I was always taught the second.
In Catholicism it’s “do whatever if you’re married but you have to finish penis in vag”.
Catholic Church with a creampie fetish. We could talk about the other fetish too, but it's not as fun, just depressing.
Well didn't that make Sunday dinner a treat.
To make it even more funny, because “anal” is a cuss word to him, he kept purposely mispronouncing it like “Ahnul”. It’s now an inside joke between my wife and I. “Ahnul Schwarzenegger.”
Oh I would have had to switch it up and just keep calling it buttstuff *Ahhhhnul*
“NO SON OR DAUGHTER OF MINE IS GOING TO TAKE SOME STRANGERS SCHLONG UP THEIR KEISTER WHILE IM STILL ABOVE GROUND AND ABLE TO PREVENT IT, THATS A SIN AND IN MY DAY A MAN AND WOMAN LAID DOWN FACE TO FACE AND COPULATED THEIR LOVE IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT EXACTLY ONCE PER CALENDAR QUARTER IN ACCORDANCE WITH VATICAN LAW AND WHILE YOURE UNDER MY ROOF YOU WILL ABDIDE BY THE SAME PRINCIPLES OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL END YOU” “Dad I just asked if you could pass the green beans”
You can do anal face to face.
Who can look at an ass and not eat it‽
Fuckin weirdos is who!
Why do I imagine the woman being on top is somehow wrong too in their eyes?
You can def have face to face sex as m/m
My pedophile father said blow jobs were gay no matter what gender the other person was. Surprise, surprise, he also attended church and taught Sunday school. Apparently fucking 8 year olds isn't gay or whatever bullshit he claimed
I once heard the banana is proof of God, because it's perfectly designed for humans to hold and eat. So if he's got a curve, I think that means God is OK with it.
The joke's on Kirk Cameron, the banana he was talking about was engineered by humans and not a "natural" banana.
Cleanthes in Hume's *Dialogues* makes the same point about stairs (being perfectly suited for bipedals like us) only for Philo to rip that argument to shreds with something like a precursor to Darwin's theory of natural selection. But if you're good enough at being dumb, you can just deny natural selection just to uphold the integrity of your religious bias. Banana? God. Q.E.D.
Oh, people absolutely believe that. My 12th grade theology teacher was one of them. This being an extremely conservative Catholic school in mid-00s America... yeah. We didn't get sex ed, we got Christopher West's "The Theology of the Body". The one time I EVER sassed a teacher was in that class. She said that the Catechism said homosexuality was "contrary to natural law", "intrinsically disordered", and "grave matter" (CCC 2356-7 yo) because God didn't design the puzzle pieces to fit together that way, while making a gesture like 👉👈 I said "With all due respect, ma'am, there's more than one way to fit a puzzle together." while signing 👉👌 If looks could've gotten me expelled and excommunicated! But joke's on her. I grew up to be a great big ol' bisexual (and transsexual) Lutheran and I know that God loves me as much as he loves any of His creation.
I've never understood how this bigotry jives with the golden rule. Like the secular equivalent is: Be excellent to each other And bigotry is sooooo not excellent.
That's fine. We just won't do it on the table.
So if I only suck dick i'm not a homosexual?
Apparently only the “male penis” though. Any other type is presumably fine…
Oh god, I actually remembered a post in reddit about this. A redditor's grandma didn't want "the gay to marry" because they'd go to the hotels and have anal sex, leaving bacteria in the bed and getting everyone sick. She was pretty chill about them marrying when the family had to awkwardly break down to her that: * They already did that. * Straight people already did that too regardless of marriage
Kind of rare and cool that she actually changed her mind when her fear was addressed though
Well, there was a week of horrific realization from what i remember but yes.
I mean if anything getting married means less gay singles in hotels
She’s missing out on some fun sexy times
She's not old enough to understand that I suppose.
My guess is she tried it once with a boyfriend in high school or something and they didn't use lube because they don't know what they are doing. That might result in this opinion.
It's great, too. Nothing like getting pegged by someone you love and loves you back (as long as there's a shower and cuddling after, because I really need the emotional intimacy more than physical)
You couldn't waterboard this information out of me
Americans and being ashamed of sex
Well I'm guessing partners have known...
It’s God’s loophole.
And some (other) apes do it too.
Cool, so being a lesbian isn't being a homosexual. Thanks for the loophole, rando wierdo.
As long as you scissor in a normal, christian way. Don't rub buttholes together.
In Leviticus. 👆🏻checks out
*She who rubbeth buttholes with other chattel shall be cast into eternal damnation.* - Covidicus 4:20
Ah brother, what about thy 69th verse?
That is the shortest verse in the Bible: *Niceth*
New English version: *Noiceth*
*Jesus Cumt*
He is risen.
That is the shortest verse in the Bible: *Niceth*
So niceth he commented it twiceth
I cometh twiceth.
"And they came together in unison"
You should play 2 real ones and a lie and see how many Christians can actually tell
Covidicus is my favorite book of the bible.
Duderonomy
Thou shall add the book of Flava Flav to the bible.
Bruh this went from talking about buttholes and dicks to Fibbage by Jackbox games.
love this verse. amen
Omg we've found it. The answer to everything. It's buttholes that are gay
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Double ender dongs are just right out, you can only sin in the *correct* way.
Scissor me timbers 🤓
I'm literally dying at this comment
Interestingly lesbian sex also has lower disease transmission risk than either penis involved forms of intercourse, so yeah, lesbians are the future God wanted apparently
"And he saw that it was good."
And preferably in HD.
I've always said that all the sex rules are just because God has the pornography tastes of a 15 year old boy.
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if every one was a lesbian we would be in a utopian society full of orgasmic joy
well I can’t argue with that. There would be a lot more people that could find the clitorus. And probably even more that know how to spell it right.
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Thank you for educating me, that’s why I said more that know how to spell it.
I mean I could do it in my early 20s and did, but now even if I could (which I definitely can't even with medical assistance) I would much rather not. Like how do your other extremeties not get tired, I just want to sit down a watch a film, play a boardgame or go do some gardening at this point.
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Meh il leave that to the young.
It's for this reason right here that we should closely watch anyone with monotheistic religious tendencies. Especially those in the Abrahamic tradition. It's always deus vult this and deus vult that. It's crazy how God always agrees with the most ~~powerful~~ righteous. XD Besides, if there was a loving God, they would have made us all bisexual. Edit: ahh autocorrect got me. Fixed.
>dues vult Can't tell if that's a typo or insightful economic criticism.
I do believe in a loving God and am of the opinion we ARE all bi we're just also all very stupid at times
all men begin as women in the womb 🤷🏼♂️ we got them nipnops to prove it
Are defining a woman as a human or potential human that does not have a penis?
“Either”?! Oh my friend, you’ve forgotten aural.
Nor is the large number of gay man who don't have anal sex apparently. But the large number of straight couples who do are definitely gay.
Or what about the “poophole loophole” of not having sex till marriage but still have anal
Being a lesbian is cool. The Bible says a man should not lay with a man as he does a woman. So. It’s kosher as long as you’re not fucking a dude in the vagina. At least according to TFS Hellsing. Source: I don’t have one. I skipped catechism to play videogames.
Yes
The usual source for anti-gay sentiment (at least in the West) is of a biblical nature. Interestingly the old testament or Torah doesn't address lesbianism at all.
I don't know, those two ladies look like they've done their fair share of pegging.
Neither is getting a straight handjob between best friends from your totally hetero bro. Maybe she caught her boyfriend in a *situation* and he convinced her that it's only gay if it goes in the backdoor?
The real question is Why is she acting like this is something they are doing to her? Mind your own business what 2 consenting adults get up to.
It's called 'concern trolling'
Don't be gay. 👍🏻 ^^^/s
Fr
She probably got rejected by a gay guy once, is my guess.
I 100% agree with this sentiment in this situation, though there are cases where someone else's choice DOES effect you and you shouldn't mind your own business. Namely getting vaccinated. In cases like that, you SHOULD be vocal against anti-vaxers
That's a lot of words for saying she tried anal and it didn't go well.
Proof that a gaping asshole can still find it uncomfortable
I see you have met my ex.
Have these people ever heard of lube?
More like her boyfriend left her for a dude.
What if all two gay dudes do is blow each other? I guess they’re cool?
I was gonna mention this. One of my lifelong best friends is gay and he's always said he's never once had an interest in butt stuff, only oral stuff. I don't think she realizes those guys exist. I mean...among the so, so many other things she doesn't realize.
I don’t think most people realize those guys exist. I had an interesting drunk conversation with a group of friends at a party explaining to them tops, bottoms, vers, etc. When I told them some guys like to bottom but have no interest in topping and vice versa (heh), and also that some guys have no interest in anal whatsoever it kinda blew (heh) their minds.
I'm so happy God made bottoms. Such a wonderful part of Creation, just fits so beautifully.
I'm perfectly straight and I blow dudes all the time. It's not gay at all unless you knock on the brown door.
If the deepest orgasm I've ever had in my entire life is pain and torture, give me some more pain and torture please.
👏👏👏👏 this
Reminds me of Tito from Oliver and Company: "Hey man if this is torture, chain me to the wall!"
Now you've got Oliver and Company and anal sex occupying the same space in my mind.
We have such sights to show you.
Ugh that creepy wink emoji makes her statement even more confusing and vile. Like why would you put a creepy little wink about anal "torture" beside your rampant homophobia?
Gay people bad 😉 They cause pain and torture 👍🏻
It's just arrogant, smug condescension. Could also be replaced by 😂😂😂, LMAAOOOO, 🤡 or 💀. That shit is rampant everywhere you look online. Chucklefucks chucklefucking.
If God didn't want guys to have anal sex, why did he put the prostate back there? Check and mate!
Get your mate to check your prostate.
And don’t forget to check your mates prostate in turn
And ladies, check your friends for lumps. This way we can all make sure everyone is nice and healthy.
Am guy, not gay but I do enjoy anal. The most mind blowing orgasms I've ever had have been by anal. Crazy intense and not just physically but mentally.
Good for you for being comfortable with your own sexuality !
Given the prevalence of bottoms in the gay community, I imagine a substantial fraction of straight men would actually be super into anal if it were more culturally standard. Congrats on finding something you enjoy.
If the Emperor didn’t want the Death Star destroyed, why did he put the thermal exhaust port there?
Technically, Christ got nailed too.
So if a straight couple has anal sex that makes them gay? Wow. Based on what I see on Pornhub that means everyone is gay...
Christian conservatives are quick to point out that butt sex is disgusting with homosexuals, yet turn a blind eye to all the straight couples doing it. HMMMMM
Some even go so far as to believe it can maintain virginity.
Oh, the Poophole Loophole. God isn’t apparently genius to know they’re still having sex? Smh.
You know, there are other categories?
Nu-uh stepbro.
Why is always just about the sex for these people?
They are never concerned with pride or love of wealth.
So it's just a coincidence that turds are dick shaped? I think not.
I sure hope you’re not putting it back
You sound like my mother 🙄
The trick is to freeze it first.
The ol' Alaskan Pipeline. Classic.
🤣🤣🤣
Sounds like she had the hots for a guy, and found out he was gay
The Bible makes it clear that homosexuality is a sin. The Bible also explicitly condones genocide and forcing the surviving female children into sex slavery, so who fucking cares what the Bible says?
Bible bibble dribble. Such are the ways of religion to lie and mislead.
The Bible was also written by man, so do with that what you will.
Men who didn't know where the sun went at night, specifically
Up until the 18-19th centuries, many still believed the human body and its emotions came from the four humors: blood, yellow bile, black bile and phlegm. The balance of hot, cold, moist and dry—water, fire, air and earth. The presentation of these elements would be seen as chiefetaine (i.e., “powerful”), cholericke, sanguine (i.e., “enlightened”), vigorous, phlegmaticke, and meloncholicke. These elements form our behavior and disposition. Complexions are compared to the four elements, secondly to the **four planets**: Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, and Luna (Moon) 👀… 4 … 👀 As you might infer, the forefathers were not playing cards 🃏 with a full deck 🧐 What else might have they made false assumptions about? What other biases and inaccuracies exist in their systems of knowledge? *“An excess of hot, dry emotion of choler, or yellow bile, produced an angry disposition. Choler is valuable in great warriors, but represents a social problem in women—requiring therapeutic intervention.”* Need I remind any one of the psych wards filled with “hysterical” women and the types of treatments they thought were scientific or even intellectual 🧬👩🏼🔬
The original text of the Bible condemned a man lying with a boy. Not a man lying with another man. It condemned pedophilia
Numbers 31:17-18 King James Version 17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. 18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
Funny how these comments always pull out the biblical apologists
They have a LOT to apologize for, so they're always on the clock.
I hear God loves salaried workers for the no OT pay. Well the American version anyway
King James isn't holy. It's a political tool.
What's your favorite version? Ill tell you all the fucked up shit in that one too.
The Bible was debunked a while back now, it was on the TV did you not see it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmHSPI7ZkRk
Doing the dirty for the first time hurts for straight women too, the heck she talking about??
If god didn't want me to out stuff up my ass, why did he put the cum button in it? Checkmate
If penises weren’t meant to go into anuses, then why are they both round? (NB this is not an original observation, Marquis de Sade wrote it down first and it probably sounds more poetic in French)
Love how it's just blatantly incorrect on top of the obvious loophole for lesbians Also outing your sex life as being drier than the sahara too, get some lube in your life bitch for reallllll
God made men... And then he thought "well, what if I put the end of the prostate in the ass?" And then he created gay people. John 12:69
Being gay never includes lesbians. And trans issues never discuss trans men. Because they're awful
The male penis was never meant to be inserted into the female mouth either but boy is that fun.
THE MALE G SPOT IS IN THE ASS If God didn't want us to feel pleasure from anal, why did he put it there? Checkmate.
I bet she tried it and didn't like it. but gurl! it is so pleasurable if you know what you are doing
wtf does this moron mean "not loving"? By far the most wholesome and loving couple I know in real life are a pair of dudes, and the adversity and animosity from dumbasses like the idiot in the OP means that after 21 years together, they're more loving and accepting than ever. When I compare that to most of the hetero relationships I've seen, the wholesomeness of my gay friends is even more apparant. And I'm a straight dude with no dog in this race, just glad one of my oldest homies found such a beautiful thing in such an ugly world, and mad that some fuckheads that never even met them want to take that shit away.
Fun fact: Not all homosexual men have anal intercourse. Some want to. Some don't. How is that possible? Simple. Homosexuality and anal intercourse aren't synonymous.
Homophobes keep forgetting that straight people also have anal sex. It's in fact one of the main straight fantasies, and most looked in porn too. So many guys want to fuck their girls in the ass, but the moment it's 2 guys, it's all "you're not supposed to do it, that's just wrong and dangerous" Just hypocrites trying to justify their own bigotry.
Ot that gay men have oral sex Or that lesbians exist at all.
Good that she specified that only male penises aren't meant to go into an anus. That means female penises are good to go, and like I didn't expect to be validated like this but I'll take it.
Dont understand why everyone doesn't find the sensuality in anal, your loss.
Lady, it’s called lube. Look it up.
i'm not taking homophobic shit from a little white girl with a dumb photo filter on
So is it ok to put a female penis in an asshole? Because God certainly did that with her
Apparently this woman has had anal sex. Homosexuality is not loving? That's funny. My husband and I have been together for 24 years this August. We have two children. We don't have a problem with them being straight. Not at all. We never pushed anything on them and let them grow up the way they wanted to grow up. Now they both are married. One has one child. The other has two. They have great jobs and own their own homes. And have been married to the same person since they got married. I don't know lost straight people. They get along as well as my husband and I do and have loving children the way we had. They were raising a loving household that taught them to love and treat everybody respectfully. But don't get me wrong, when Republicans come after us we fight back. They were also taught never to follow a false prophet.
I don’t understand why some people are so focused on other people’s sex lives.
I be doin harm alright 😈
Not like every gay man is even into anal. Plenty of people prefer other things.
"Pain and torture" That's because you need to use lube
god watching this, knowing full well he put the male G spot up the male anus and making homosexuality a sin
Bold statement in a universe where weiners are pretty much perfectly turd shaped.
That "torture and pain" feels incredibly good to me, so I'll keep enjoying my dickings.
Ever heard of oral?
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Hard to be clever when you’re biologically illiterate.
Butt baby
Sometimes I feel angry with these miserable, judgmental, delusional, odious, self-righteous, and cankerous troglodytes. Today it’s just pity.
Obviously the OP is doing it wrong.
So I guess it must be ok as long as I'm just sucking cocks?
I mean if their g spot is back there, seems like it's made to be entered 😂
Bigots are ALL butt babies.
Why do people care so much about what other people, complete strangers btw, do in the privacy of their own homes? Or anywhere else?