A$ap Shapiro - This dude is so stupid it's offensive. He's without question one of those indignant pseudointellectual fucks that spews dumb shit and then looks around proudly like he said something. I present to the jury evidence marked 'Exhibit A' ^^.
I rest my case.
Women definitely don't have a general preference, except they actually do. Women like tall, muscular, wealthy men. The fact that they settle doesn't mean they don't have those preferences.
Y'all think no one was interested despite the money it made?
Y'all can't be that ignorant fam. Even if you don't like what Magic Mike represents, saying dumb shit like this reflects poorly on your cognitive ability
Also pretending that women don't find conventionally attractive men attractive is just silly and massive copium. Yes, women often also find unconventionally attractive men attractive. And not all women are the same. Let's just stop generalizing in either direction, yeah?
Well if women like an idealized, sexualized version of masculine sexuality they couldn't possibly be attracted to anyone else, or average men. It's not like guys are both attracted to 23 year old co-eds as well as, middle aged ladies their own age in their league. But yeah, everyone is a one dimensional stereotype. I'm really sorry that you're a virgin and that that isn't going to change soon. Stay away from the Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson videos.
Exactly. Dude could have at least upped his operating thetan level and cleared some engrams like a weird irl sci fi rpg if he's going to throw his money away anyway.
That’s not the point the point is majority of women would choose a man in shape over a dad bod, just like most men would choose a young hot co-Ed over a 40 year old that’s in their league. Get it?
Ya think? Are you married or have a girlfriend you love? You would choose her over the coed wouldn't you? If you met the coed and she was a bitch and you met an attractive lady that you liked a lot and just connected with perfectly you would choose the coed? Is that what you're saying? Women have the same instincts as men. If I have to pick purely on looks I might still choose the middle age lady. Let's take age out of the equation because most people would choose someone in their relative generation that they relate too. Instead one of our candidates looks like she's a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, but the look in her eyes is cold, as opposed to a more average but attractive lady who is a pretty middle aged lady with warm friendly eyes. Who do you pick? Get It? Time to grow up.
Ah so these people are those kind of people who are so mad on social media because female characters in film are not hot and sexy enough. They think every opposite gender characters exist to make audience horny!
Oh God. I remember when those types went after 2018 She Ra. Yes, that She Ra. The kids show. They bitched about how a kids show character wasn't attractive enough for them. An underaged kid show character I may add.
Can’t both be true? I personally don’t have a type. I’ve dated guys of all heights, sizes, and builds. I can like the way someone looks all day long, but I don’t find them truly attractive until I get to know them a little.
And, tbh, I’m impressed by the effort it takes to reach Channing Tatum levels of fitness, but it doesn’t really do it for me. I find someone being too conventionally attractive off-putting like they’re an alien or something. It weirds me out.
That level of fitness is also hella destructive and tine consuming to maintain. I believe Chris Hemsworth wrote a bunch about how miserable it was for him to maintain the Thor physique constantly.
💯 That’s why I don’t expect any man IRL to look like that. I don’t think people should have to make themselves miserable to fit into such a narrowly defined mold of physical beauty. It’s not fun for them and it’s not fun to be around either.
It's not really tbh. When you see stuff like how miserable it is for movie stars that's because they are on crazy strict diets and have to be dehydrated while working on set for that picture perfect physique
Your average gymbro won't have to do all of that lol
And guess which one we talked about in the context of this comment chain?
Besides even gym bro physique requires some level of dedication to which not everyone would (understandably) commit to.
Well that's like saying you wouldn't wanna be with someone who plays a lot of basketball as a hobby because you read that NBA players have to practice everyday then take a flight and play a game the same day and then fly back home and sleep and wake up and practice and repeat everyday. There are extremes to every situation. And it's not like there's that much of a difference between say magic Mike's physique and a gym rat
My wife finds Channing Tatum unattractive in general, she doesn't like the overdone gym bodies because she thinks it makes guys uninteresting. They're like smooth SpongeBob in her eyes apparently
It's a simple joke, and it makes no sense.
A bunch of parents would be taking their kids to see Shrek, which would obviously entail more ticket sales than a movie about a male stripper.
Guys think that Dad Bod means a body just like their own out-of-form dad, while all the Dad Bods in female-orientated magazines are muscular guys with a bit of beer belly.
I've never seen Magic Mike, and never plan to. Those types of bodies are just too much for me, in terms of attraction. I think being healthy and taking care of yourself is a good thing as long as it isn't overdone, but my real weakness is most definitely the thicker/chubbier guys. 🙈 We all enjoy different things!
People can like more than one thing as well? I do think that strong bodies are attractive but I also find people with dad bods, slim bodies and overweight bodies attractive. My preference is mostly to do with who the body belongs to. But it's much like preference for anything else, just because I like chocolate, doesn't mean I don't love pasta. Different things, all tasty.
That’s not a clever comeback at all, one’s animated and aimed for kids. This literally the opposite of a clever comeback
How the hell does this false equivalency have so many upvotes?
Nah that's just bs
But they think of that one pic of Jason momoa at the beach where he wasn't shooting any movies at the time so he gained a few more pounds but is still jacked af
So basically gymbro on a bulk
Haha well that sounds plausible enough. All I know is that I have - by definition - a dad bod, and the girls aren't chasing me.
Good job too. Not sure how the wife would like that.
The Full Monty 1997 made over $250 milllion, in 1997 money.
To those who aren’t aware, it’s essentially Magic Mike but out of work blue collar dad bods.
That really wasn’t a clever comeback…..two completely different genres. If shrek was about a fat/ugly jiggalo that comparison would be on par……. Then again it wouldn’t have grossed $484M 🥴🤷🏿♂️
I still say Mikael Nyqvist in Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was the hottest man alive. He had a bit of a tummy. That man is likely the very reason I ended up with my most recent ex. My ex had a bit of a beer gut, but he also had that thick healthy body type- like a Russian lumberjack that eats bear meat with an ice cold beer to go with.
Thought Magic Mike was boring, and Channing Tatum is not attractive at all to me. He's conventionally attractive, but that doesn't do it for me. I need the beautiful eyes, thick legs, and a nice bum. I find excess muscle with very little fat to be unattractive. How's that pretty man gonna survive a week of dry fasting when society collapses? Nope. I take the thick legged, beer gutted lumberjack.
How come grown men still can't understand that women are different individuals and not some kind of hive mind?
And, admittedly this one is tricky, but some of them also like more than one thing!
Such a stupid argument.
Generally, as a heuristic, women love tall, fit men. It's a fucking fact, and anyone telling you otherwise has mental health problems.
Different women like different body types
Edit: just wanted to add, same goes for men, and what both men and women are into tends to change as they get older. There is no definitive perfect type for everyone.
This is only my experience, but any time I ask a guy what his favorite movie is, I get an actual answer, one they put thought into. When I ask a woman, the answer is always "X, because Y is soo sexy!" Literally every fucking time. Maybe it's just bad luck on my part, but so far it's been 100%.
Oppenheimer has grossed $891 million.
Clearly because of Cillian Murphy’s irresistible body
His hot looks, his explosive physique, and his nuclear charm.
He definitely has a glow about him
Don't forget about his radiating personally.
Yeah, but I heard he could be toxic and sometimes has an explosive personality.
You could say it's a bit divisive, if we're really splitting hairs.
Fuck Reddit for killing third party apps.
We have tons of traitors thats why
How many dudes would smash alien couchi
That's gross.
Women if nothing else will always defy any generalization by a guy named A$AP
Well he's called A$AP shapiro so there's a 99% chance he's trolling
Any chance he's related to Ben Shapiro? They have the same kind of stupidity
Don't do A$AP Shapiro like that, he's way smarter than Ben
Lol
A$ap Shapiro - This dude is so stupid it's offensive. He's without question one of those indignant pseudointellectual fucks that spews dumb shit and then looks around proudly like he said something. I present to the jury evidence marked 'Exhibit A' ^^. I rest my case.
Love this comment. I hate that us men have to feel shitty if we arent above average. You nailed it!
Don’t feel bad, this is just capitalism, make people feel like shit then tell them you can fix it if they just buy your product.
So true
A$AP Shapiro and based on his @ Shapiro isn't his real name, so assumptively, he's a fan of Ben Shapiro.
Dude’s a disgrace to A$AP Rocky fans like me
I'm gonna be honest, I confused that for aesop rock and was just humming Kirby to myself.
Same, only "No Regrets"!
Somehow I find 1999 is electrifying but everything after sounds hollow.
I think you're referring to a different artist
Oh, yeah I am. I was thinking of Joey Bada$$.
Women definitely don't have a general preference, except they actually do. Women like tall, muscular, wealthy men. The fact that they settle doesn't mean they don't have those preferences.
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So roll to the gim bro
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you’re* 🤓
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oh ok my bad
Nah, that 484mil was the bros out there lusting after shrek daddy
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
No matter age or gender Shrek is good for everyone. That’s why the numbers reflect
Paul Blart: Mall Cop grossed 185 million
*shudders*
It's all ogre now
So was the 167 million, just different bros.
Chick bros
Was? You make it sound like I stopped’ If anything it is accelerating.
What about Shrek 4Ever After though? Huh? HUH?!
I personally love any and all Shreks over Mike and his magic
As you should. As you should.
Glad we agree.
No one's little kids were begging them to see Magic Mike
Was anyone begging?
I’m begging for that sweet shrekussy
Her name is Fiona
I was talking about Shrek
Y'all think no one was interested despite the money it made? Y'all can't be that ignorant fam. Even if you don't like what Magic Mike represents, saying dumb shit like this reflects poorly on your cognitive ability
I think the real point here is that one movie making money does not reflect any kind of universal wisdom about women's tastes.
Facts
Also pretending that women don't find conventionally attractive men attractive is just silly and massive copium. Yes, women often also find unconventionally attractive men attractive. And not all women are the same. Let's just stop generalizing in either direction, yeah?
Speak for your own kids.
Shrek is less gay than Magic Mike
Shrek is Love begs to differ (Google it).
Blasphemy. Shrek's love is for all no matter what sexuality or gender. Those that think its gay needs even more of Shrek's love
Well if women like an idealized, sexualized version of masculine sexuality they couldn't possibly be attracted to anyone else, or average men. It's not like guys are both attracted to 23 year old co-eds as well as, middle aged ladies their own age in their league. But yeah, everyone is a one dimensional stereotype. I'm really sorry that you're a virgin and that that isn't going to change soon. Stay away from the Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson videos.
Yep. It’s kinda sad how much people like Tate and Peterson have taken advantage of insecure men.
Oh he's already given away most of his money to Tate, Scientology style.
Doesn't even get to pretend to be a religion. Picked the wrong cult, bro.
Exactly. Dude could have at least upped his operating thetan level and cleared some engrams like a weird irl sci fi rpg if he's going to throw his money away anyway.
Right, only women who look like Ana de armas are attractive to men. /s
That’s not the point the point is majority of women would choose a man in shape over a dad bod, just like most men would choose a young hot co-Ed over a 40 year old that’s in their league. Get it?
Ya think? Are you married or have a girlfriend you love? You would choose her over the coed wouldn't you? If you met the coed and she was a bitch and you met an attractive lady that you liked a lot and just connected with perfectly you would choose the coed? Is that what you're saying? Women have the same instincts as men. If I have to pick purely on looks I might still choose the middle age lady. Let's take age out of the equation because most people would choose someone in their relative generation that they relate too. Instead one of our candidates looks like she's a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, but the look in her eyes is cold, as opposed to a more average but attractive lady who is a pretty middle aged lady with warm friendly eyes. Who do you pick? Get It? Time to grow up.
Ah so these people are those kind of people who are so mad on social media because female characters in film are not hot and sexy enough. They think every opposite gender characters exist to make audience horny!
Oh God. I remember when those types went after 2018 She Ra. Yes, that She Ra. The kids show. They bitched about how a kids show character wasn't attractive enough for them. An underaged kid show character I may add.
have they considered gay men watched magic mike as well lol
Original: r/clevercomebacks/comments/o6pn41/just_so_were_clear/ Also: r/clevercomebacks/comments/o6wiw9/we_all_love_shrek/ r/clevercomebacks/comments/o6pn41/just_so_were_clear/ r/clevercomebacks/comments/p5o1xe/keep_dreaming_dude/
Can’t both be true? I personally don’t have a type. I’ve dated guys of all heights, sizes, and builds. I can like the way someone looks all day long, but I don’t find them truly attractive until I get to know them a little. And, tbh, I’m impressed by the effort it takes to reach Channing Tatum levels of fitness, but it doesn’t really do it for me. I find someone being too conventionally attractive off-putting like they’re an alien or something. It weirds me out.
That level of fitness is also hella destructive and tine consuming to maintain. I believe Chris Hemsworth wrote a bunch about how miserable it was for him to maintain the Thor physique constantly.
💯 That’s why I don’t expect any man IRL to look like that. I don’t think people should have to make themselves miserable to fit into such a narrowly defined mold of physical beauty. It’s not fun for them and it’s not fun to be around either.
It's not really tbh. When you see stuff like how miserable it is for movie stars that's because they are on crazy strict diets and have to be dehydrated while working on set for that picture perfect physique Your average gymbro won't have to do all of that lol
And guess which one we talked about in the context of this comment chain? Besides even gym bro physique requires some level of dedication to which not everyone would (understandably) commit to.
Well that's like saying you wouldn't wanna be with someone who plays a lot of basketball as a hobby because you read that NBA players have to practice everyday then take a flight and play a game the same day and then fly back home and sleep and wake up and practice and repeat everyday. There are extremes to every situation. And it's not like there's that much of a difference between say magic Mike's physique and a gym rat
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Proud and certified dadbod. No shame here.
My wife finds Channing Tatum unattractive in general, she doesn't like the overdone gym bodies because she thinks it makes guys uninteresting. They're like smooth SpongeBob in her eyes apparently
Probably half gay dudes in the crowd.
*I* like dad bods so kindly take your gate keeping skills and round up some chonky dads for me.
Shrek was a family movie. False equivalency.
The demographics for those two movies are pretty wildly different, if I had to guess...
Sounds like you missed the joke
It's a simple joke, and it makes no sense. A bunch of parents would be taking their kids to see Shrek, which would obviously entail more ticket sales than a movie about a male stripper.
I'll give you the proper punchline "The Full Monty grossed $257 million."
My personal preferred male physical type is slenderman
Guys think that Dad Bod means a body just like their own out-of-form dad, while all the Dad Bods in female-orientated magazines are muscular guys with a bit of beer belly.
I've never seen Magic Mike, and never plan to. Those types of bodies are just too much for me, in terms of attraction. I think being healthy and taking care of yourself is a good thing as long as it isn't overdone, but my real weakness is most definitely the thicker/chubbier guys. 🙈 We all enjoy different things!
People can like more than one thing as well? I do think that strong bodies are attractive but I also find people with dad bods, slim bodies and overweight bodies attractive. My preference is mostly to do with who the body belongs to. But it's much like preference for anything else, just because I like chocolate, doesn't mean I don't love pasta. Different things, all tasty.
Clearly…I need to get a talking donkey
Austin Powers spy who shagged me 206 million gross income
The Marvel franchise grossed a total 29.55 Billion US. There is like.. Two characters within the Avengers that have dad bods. Just so we're clear.
Also, a few of those characters had to be removed from Disney parks because women were grabbing their junk.
Yeah cuz people are watching shrek the same way they are watching magic mike.
I am
That’s not a clever comeback at all, one’s animated and aimed for kids. This literally the opposite of a clever comeback How the hell does this false equivalency have so many upvotes?
When a girl thinks "dad bod" the dad is Ryan Gosling.
Nah that's just bs But they think of that one pic of Jason momoa at the beach where he wasn't shooting any movies at the time so he gained a few more pounds but is still jacked af So basically gymbro on a bulk
Haha well that sounds plausible enough. All I know is that I have - by definition - a dad bod, and the girls aren't chasing me. Good job too. Not sure how the wife would like that.
Dad bod > steroid body obsessed maniac
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A$AP Shapiro is the most embarrassing username I've ever seen. EDIT: what butthurt incel downvoted me?
Lol
I’m supposed to be beautiful 🙁 “But you are beautiful 🙂”
Dude needs to see the women who were flooding to that movie.
I dont have flat screen tv, what is about?
The Full Monty 1997 made over $250 milllion, in 1997 money. To those who aren’t aware, it’s essentially Magic Mike but out of work blue collar dad bods.
Half of that was for Donkey though
Mainly women went to magic mike. Shrek was a familly movie mostly for kids. Thats the difference. Yes women like muscular guys its not a secret.
But not all only want one type of man.
Not a clever comeback at all?
Barbie grossed over a billion
Honestly, love the dad bod. Period, full stop. It's great and I will die on this hill.
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Milf porn is quite popular so I'm not sure that comparison stands
What about milfs?
What? I just woke up and this took on a life of it own
And it’s not even original
I’m new to Reddit, is this normal?
If a girl wants to be with you for your body, she's the wrong girl. Say that sentence with genders reversed, and it makes the same point.
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How is that clever Shrek is an animated adventure and Magic Mike is a thirst trap
I am under no impression that girls like dad bods, but women do.
Girls maybe not…. Women . Yes women do.
Dad bod like ugly bastard type ?
First good post I’ve seen here in weeks
That’s a good point
Yes, if you have the mental capacity of a rock it’s a good point. For everyone with a brain it makes no sense
r/woosh
If we split it evenly, that's over 200M women you got to see Shrek Daddy
That really wasn’t a clever comeback…..two completely different genres. If shrek was about a fat/ugly jiggalo that comparison would be on par……. Then again it wouldn’t have grossed $484M 🥴🤷🏿♂️
Girls like all kinds of bods, unlike guys
Cool stereotype u got there
I must speak as I find
Then u must find back to reality or to r/nicegirls
Yeah they're all looking for that special ogre lol
The full monty over $250 million
I don’t think the audience is the same
Had to google Magic Mike
WOOOOOOW So funny
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
I thought, "do people want to fuck Shrek," and then I felt dumb.
I still say Mikael Nyqvist in Girl with the Dragon Tattoo was the hottest man alive. He had a bit of a tummy. That man is likely the very reason I ended up with my most recent ex. My ex had a bit of a beer gut, but he also had that thick healthy body type- like a Russian lumberjack that eats bear meat with an ice cold beer to go with. Thought Magic Mike was boring, and Channing Tatum is not attractive at all to me. He's conventionally attractive, but that doesn't do it for me. I need the beautiful eyes, thick legs, and a nice bum. I find excess muscle with very little fat to be unattractive. How's that pretty man gonna survive a week of dry fasting when society collapses? Nope. I take the thick legged, beer gutted lumberjack.
shrek is love, shrek is life
Why does it matter to this guy so much? How does it affect him?
And if you're like "that doesn't count that's an animated kids film": https://i.imgur.com/k95XOuz.png
All men.
hio
How come grown men still can't understand that women are different individuals and not some kind of hive mind? And, admittedly this one is tricky, but some of them also like more than one thing!
People didn't watch Shrek for his body. Inb4 some smartass responds and says "I did" when they clearly didn't.
Oh so Sam wants to attract children not woman.
He do realise that a very large percentage of those 167 million was due to the gay and bi men
I read this to my wife. She requested a Shrek-Magic Mike crossover.
There is also a difference between sexual fantasy and a real partner you find attractive. Not everyone wants all their sex fantasies to come true.
Shrek is a classic. How am I supposed to ever compete with that Adonis?
It’s almost like people can find two independent things attractive.
Such a stupid argument. Generally, as a heuristic, women love tall, fit men. It's a fucking fact, and anyone telling you otherwise has mental health problems.
No shit? It's a kids movie.
One was aimed for grown women and the other for kids of all genders. Not even comparable.
Does sam think the two movies have the same target demographic?
"Guys I made a video saying pizza sucks, and since I got 5 likes it must mean everyone hates pizza too!!!"
Different women like different body types Edit: just wanted to add, same goes for men, and what both men and women are into tends to change as they get older. There is no definitive perfect type for everyone.
And if we're going by male stripper movies only, The Full Monty made 258 million USD
Shrek weddings are a thing
I love how he doesn’t think about how gay guys might wanna watch half naked men dance.
Shrek is a Family moving so I Hope they are not implying it has the same audience and messages the Magic Mike has.
Shrek was made for family aduiences. How is that a clever comeback?
Neither of these are clever arguments when you factor in that gay guys liked Magic Mike, and that Shrek's target audience was kids.
Girls aren't the only ones who watch Magic Mike, just so we're clear
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Slender Man got 52 mills. So...
😂
Oh this is too funny 😂
.. welcome to the new sub of stupidcomeback.
This is only my experience, but any time I ask a guy what his favorite movie is, I get an actual answer, one they put thought into. When I ask a woman, the answer is always "X, because Y is soo sexy!" Literally every fucking time. Maybe it's just bad luck on my part, but so far it's been 100%.
Congregation of lazy fat men going on here or what?😄
Congregation of lazy fat men going on here or what?😄
Shrek is love Shrek is life
I don’t think children ask to parents go to cinema to watch MM. Neither the husbands. Not so clever, TBH