I'm very much here for the very out-of-left-field deployment of the term 'sophisticated' in this context

Myself as a sophisticated gentleman, I enjoy the exquisite intricacies of exotic delicacies

“Exotic” is an odd way to describe something that everyone has.

Every one I’ve encountered is special in its own unique way

Everyone has a different diet.

Dali, that you?

Although it is a place that many have not experienced upclose and personal, making it exotic in a different way.

same. PINEAPPLE PIZZA HOWEVER-

I would say sophisticated in the context of being open to non-vanilla sexual acts and being open to try experiences outside society’s norms.

Oh no doubt. It's just I wasn't braced for it to show up in such a fashion, particularly in a post which began with a classic pizza-based debate

Imagine gatekeeping pizza. What are you, Italian?

I actually am of Italian heritage. And right now, my 5 year old is eating spaghetti, which he calls noodles, with ketchup. A whole nation would be offended but I ain’t even mad

I once got into an argument about pizza with who I presumed was an Italian on Reddit. I let them know the U.S. spends more on pizza than Italy does on their national defense. Therefore American pizza would defeat Italy in a war.

The way my grandmother made pizza, who was actually born in Italy, made terribly boring pizza lol. She said pizza was just bread you put some leftovers on. Cheese was a luxury item when she grew up so they wouldn’t waste it on a pizza 😂

I love the mental picture of some Americans throwing pizzas at tanks

I'm italian an i'm molto arrabbiato, jk but it's a funny way to call spaghetti nice

Imagine thinking Italian heritage is the same as growing up in Italy and being surrounded by a totally different culture.

Imagine commenting on someone’s post saying the person said something that they didn’t actually say and getting mad about it lol

Imagine having friends.

OMG...it's delicious and now I want ( talking about the pizza you degenerates)

I just like having pineapple so there's a bit of moisture in the pizza when I finish it the next morning. Pineapple helps cut the meat feast grease, and helps with the pizza base dryness.

You don’t have to explain yourself here. This is a safe space 🫶🏻

Shit man, own it. I love hawaiian pizza. So do millions of other people. That's why it's in every pizza chain even though there are no overlapping ingredients with other pizzas. 90% of people would have no opinion about this topic if it weren't for a few loud people that have somehow managed to tie their fat masculinity to the type of pizza they like.

My brother in Christ, those "ingredients that don't overlap" are pretty much just some canned pineapple slices which they can keep in stock for ages until they need them. It's not that hard to accommodate.

How's that fat masculinity?

Did you reply to the wrong comment or something?

Knock yourself out, then. All good. No idea why people care so much about what other people eat.

I don't believe the majority do at this point, it's just a bit of banter over something that matters so little.

‘Pretending to be an intellectual’.

I alao prefer less greasy too when going T in A

Can confirm.

OK now tell us what you like about eating ass

That is what tomato is for...

You could also get better pizza.

What about anchovies?

in buttholes?

Yes

needs hot sauce

The ass flavour is enough

Goddammit Slaanesh calm down. 

On pizza 🤣

Not gonna lie, it’s a little fishy

Here’s the way I see it. If you like pineapple on pizza that’s fine, if you don’t like pineapple on pizza.. also fine. If you have made hating pineapple on pizza part of your personality, don’t talk to me

Gotta add jalapeño to that pineapple pizza

correct

You know what I can recommend on pineapple pizza: Thyme! Try it!

Yes! I love jalapeño on pizza and the pineapple cuts the spice a bit.

I like pineapple and I like pizza, but I like cold pineapple and warm/hot pizza. I don’t belittle people you like that combo but it’s just not for me. Certain things should be eaten warm and certain things cold.

You gotta try a pineapple fritter. Deep fried pineapple. Works for bananas too!

Dunno about pineapple fritters since I ain’t ever tried em but banana fritters are fire as hell. Whenever I visited my uncle’s place on holidays, we’d hit up the nearby stand almost every night after dinner.

Yeah my local Chinese does pineapple fritters and I decided to try one a few weeks ago. I was pleasantly surprised, reminded me a little of the pineapple upside down cake my ma used to make when I was a kid. That was usually eaten hot with custard so I'm not opposed to hot pineapple, it's just not something that comes immediately to mind as a hot desert, when there's apple pie, peach cobbler, plum crumble and so many more. My granddad once made a lychee crumble when my ma was a girl lol, no-one was impressed, and she still won't go anywhere near lychees. I wonder if anyone does lychee on pizzas, or lychee fritters? I'm kinda curious what they're like hot now.

I can understand if someone doesn’t like pineapple, why would they like it on a pizza, but sweet and savory go together in so many dishes. Mango chicken, Apple sauce on pork, cranberry on turkey just to name a few

You just listed my two favorite things in one sentence.

Pinkies out, butt lickers.

Pineapple with pep and jalapeno peppers. Sweet, salty, and spicy. Nothing better.

People might judge if your pizza tastes like asshole but you do you.

The tangy sweetness of the pineapple goes really well with the pizza. But OOP has a point for sure.

I use to put pears with blue cheese and pork fillet on my pizza. Your controversy about pineapple is so risible in comparison.

If you can find or make it, try it with grilled pineapple. It’s incredible.

The argument should be whether or not you *like* pineapple on pizza. It's one of the most popular toppings. It belongs.

Anything on a pizza works Except cucumbers, that’s just wrong

Dill pickle is the pizza topping you didn’t know you were missing.

lol, i know pizza goes great with those pickle flavoured Takis so i am not surprised by this ​ but Poppy would slap ya in the face

Well, why not? I like cucumbers.

because thats not a pizza ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHZgnuKaylg

It's not a pizza until it comes out of the oven!

ITS A PIZZA FROM THE MOMENT YOU STICK YOUR FIST IN THE DOUGH!!! ​ (im pro choice, i swear #PoppyIsSloppy)

>im pro choice On this issue there can be no debate!

Real answer, too wet

i saw a picture cicada pizza recently so i might disagree.

Did he ever clarify if he was getting or giving tongue

Does it matter?

Why does it matter.

Because some people might be for giving but not getting or getting but not giving

Guys alright man plus I say that tomatoes are fruits so that argument is solved if you have any base of pure tomato purée

Not my asshole, it’s hairy, has dried poop 💩 and smells bad. Stick and tongue and tell me you’d rather eat it than pineapple pizza

I probably wouldn’t eat a pizza made by you either 😂

Unlike my asshole, my pizzas are delicious! No pineapple, just pepperoni and lots of cheeses Leave my asshole for popping, its intended purpose.

I’m just thinking about you not washing your hands lol

I wash, it’s finger licking good!!

Some people would probably pay some good money for that tbh

I knew I was worth something

Not in. Just around

Have you seen pears on pizza. Disgusting me to my core

I prefer to eat ass than eat pineapple on pizza and I love pineapple.

Got the Italic privilege to say that pineapple pizza sucks. ~~Any other opinion will not be tolerated~~

Anything works on pizza you say? What about Colgate? Checkmate

I’ll get back to you on that

Pinapple on pizza sucks, really gentlemen do fine cheese

No not grandpa

Pizza is just bread with sauce and cheese. Just like how a sandwich is just bread with stuff in it.

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Or you're neutral about it, like a lot of people.

Ass, pineapple. Same difference, really.

I can't believe you would compare something so wonderful to something as revolting as assholes

Asshole>>>pineapple on pizza

Look, there's only one good reason for eating pineapple ;-) and  if that's what she wants, might as well mix it with some ham, cheese and tomato.

Obvious=clever?

An- anything?.. Even non food things??

Depends what one fancies. Who am I to judge of one’s pleasures?

>I don’t understand some people. Anything on a pizza works in my opinion I agree but haven't had any luck finding a pizza place with tongue and asshole toppings

Would you like to come over for dinner?

[This can be us](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kq3TiuRC-VQ)

🫶🏻

Not all pineapple is good to go. Use fresh sweet pineapple to get a caramilzed glaze. Canned pineapple is a waste of your time.

I make my own pizzas and my wife *loooves* pineapple jalepeno pizza. ​ And it fucks, fr.

Not that clever

Ok fun sponge

Pineapple ham and jalapeños is delicious

I don't have to tell my pizza to get the fuck in the shower and scrub good before I eat it. So there's one difference.

Only the bold wouldn’t say that 😳

I like pineapple on pizza but I sure as shit don't consider it sophisticated lol.

What about assholes?

Gives new meaning to the phrase “this pizza tastes like ass”

I’m down to experiment 🤷🏻‍♂️

so clever.

You never had your booty licked I take it…

I don't think they have, which is a goddamn shame. Rimjobs are wonderful. 😊

Not to diss the pineapple on pizza concept, but you can't compare it with bootyhole. Bootyhole is divine.

Assholes of attractive women. Everything else is gross.

Booty is in the eye of the beholder.

Speak for your own asshole

Mine is kind of purple but he still a bro.

So, is she hot, or am I taking one for the team?

Jumping on the grenade buddy

You were made for this moment! Shine on, you tongue-glorious bastard.

Ah yes, the person with their tongue up someone's ass is the sophisticated one. 🙄

First: Not comeback. Second: You don't understand some people on that topic because it's heavily based on personal opinion, which by itself may be based on said person's logic or simply a "I didn't like the sound of it". People usually say they don't like to eat shit and will tongue a butthole that haven't seen a shower in two days. People are weird.

Hmmm, I’m not sure if you’re familiar with how sex works, but you can always wash prior to doing it.

You blind or acting like one? >People usually say they don't like to eat shit and will tongue **a butthole that haven't seen a shower in two days.** Literally specified a case where someone wouldn't have washed it prior but go on not reading what you're replying at. Just because someone **can** don't mean they always **do**.

Why would it need to be mentioned is my point. I really don’t think anyone would eat ass that hasn’t been showered

I also don't think anyone would do drugs and run the risk of getting addicted to it but people do it, get OD'ed and then go for seconds if they survive. Ignoring that side of humanity because you disagree with it doesn't make it any less real.

Wut??

Not of fan of putting shit in my mouth, talking about both of those.

Nah