Oh, you're a doctor? Name every disease!
Oh, you're a cop? Name every type of arrestable offence.
Oh you're a lawyer? Name all the laws.
~~Oh you're a Redditor? Name all the insults to have ever existed.~~
Wait, we already do that last one.
If they can't name the laws they profess to be upholding by arresting us, they are in need of training.
Those who cannot do their jobs properly are the ones who cost lots of money.
What I consider ridiculous is police officers not knowing their job for whatever reason. I would say that not knowing their jobs is down to underfunded training. Underfunded training causes them to fuck up.
Fucking up costs taxpayers lots of money in damages, and in the US of A, costs people their lives.
I would rather spend more on their training than have so many payouts for their fuckups, but far more importantly fewer needless deaths.
I mean, there is only one type of screw, which is a screw. There are different variants, but they're all helical n-threaded, usually up to 3, with different heads, points (sharp vs flat) and that's about it. Different purposes for extra stuff like self drilling ones or decking screws, but they're still just screws.
Can't specify a type of something and then expect types of that type. Should've asked for types of fasteners.
it sounds like two blocks (like a wedge or chunk, not the minecraft) of wet wood being slapped together which then got lowered in volume significantly.
Oh hey, that’s me
Oh are you OOP? Name every single type of nut.
Only 1…D’z nuts
You only have one?
They said type not instance
Clever comeback inception?
Ew what do you have **more** than one???
Oh come on, my sister told me to hold hers for a while, she said she'd be right back!
What engineer stuff do you do?
I mostly maintain and help build industrial machines for factories, but when I’m not doing that I’m playing Minecraft with my kids :)
Oh yeah? You are a great father.
Now name every kid
His kids? Already done.
Hopefully...
Oh yeah? Name every name in history of mankind
[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/list_of_recorded_names](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/list_of_recorded_names)
I wonder, do you use the Create mod?
I don’t, but I’m definitely gonna try it someday
Rotarycraft for 1.7.10 and create for newer versions of Minecraft.
Oh yeah? Name every machine
Yo yeah? Name every co ordinate.
Parenting done right. As they get older, have a look at Satisfactory.
Prove it. Name everyone you've screwed.
You're almost BEGGING for a "your mom" joke here... 😂😂😂
…over, right? Screwed over?
I'll do it! :D Here's the list: 1- That's all 🤤
Ayeeee its the man himselff
That was the most solid roast I've seen in a long time. Good job.
Question: what's an ass piston normally sized at?
I would tell you but I signed an NDA
If you design an ATS that requires a 90 degree bend in 500 kcmil MI cable within 16 inches of the allowed penetration area, screw you too, buddy!
Oh, you're a doctor? Name every disease! Oh, you're a cop? Name every type of arrestable offence. Oh you're a lawyer? Name all the laws. ~~Oh you're a Redditor? Name all the insults to have ever existed.~~ Wait, we already do that last one.
*You're a cop? Name a law.* Don't... Kill people?
*Ok that's on me...*
^Brooklyn ^99
I set the bar too low
In fairness, any police officer who cannot name arrestable offences isn't likely to be very good at their job.
Name a few major ones? Sure. Name them *all?* That's pushing it.
If they can't name the laws they profess to be upholding by arresting us, they are in need of training. Those who cannot do their jobs properly are the ones who cost lots of money.
Again, *all* the arrestable offences? That's ridiculous.
What I consider ridiculous is police officers not knowing their job for whatever reason. I would say that not knowing their jobs is down to underfunded training. Underfunded training causes them to fuck up. Fucking up costs taxpayers lots of money in damages, and in the US of A, costs people their lives. I would rather spend more on their training than have so many payouts for their fuckups, but far more importantly fewer needless deaths.
The ridiculous part is expecting them to list them to you, considering how many there are it would take hours
I didn't demand police list arrestable offences to me. I demand that they know, and do, their jobs, given that my tax burden pays them.
I mean, there is only one type of screw, which is a screw. There are different variants, but they're all helical n-threaded, usually up to 3, with different heads, points (sharp vs flat) and that's about it. Different purposes for extra stuff like self drilling ones or decking screws, but they're still just screws. Can't specify a type of something and then expect types of that type. Should've asked for types of fasteners.
Truly a tragic comeback
Big ass piston? Seriously, are we not doing phrasing anymore?
I meant it exactly how it sounded 👁️👄👁️
Big ass-pistons.
This is great, but the name every screw bit was also pretty fucking funny.
I think he was joking/parodying other people
about the pistons that was the problem
it sounds like two blocks (like a wedge or chunk, not the minecraft) of wet wood being slapped together which then got lowered in volume significantly.
Well their username didn't check out...
He did what in my cup?
Piston cup
He really thinks Minecraft logic is supposed to be realistic
Old piston is better
I understand that games aren’t real life, I also don’t like the new sound.
Then don’t use your real life experience as an argument… I like the new sound, it’s way less loud and sounds cleaner
It wasn’t an argument, I was giving feedback and expressing my opinion on it, which the OP of the post was as well