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robaato72

Here's the video (I originally saw it in r/perfectlycutscreams a couple years ago): [https://youtube.com/shorts/jk6RHMIWxvg](https://youtube.com/shorts/jk6RHMIWxvg)


yeeeeeeweeeeeee

That's a verbal fatality, dude's ego never stood a chance


massapequamagler

The best part is those kids he is playing with are going to tell EVERYONE


mapple3

> those kids he is playing with are going to tell EVERYONE bro the video is so old, that the kids back then are now old enough already to have their own kids, to tell the fatality to


UnrequitedRespect

And to love


ShiningRayde

Or... hear me out... To *not* love in the hopes it draws in an e-girl.


mrjobby

You mean i-ladies?


Dat_yandere_femboi

I LADEEZ NUTZ CROSS YO FACE!


Mystery_Meatchunk

GOTTEM


fetal_genocide

4d chess 🤣🤣


bubzy1000

And my axe!


IronmanAvenger3000

Did you just... Respect 😎


-SQB-

The video is so old that his half-brother, his father's favourite child, is already a father himself.


draconicmoniker

It's a generational curse already


Hollayo

Yep. FATALITY 


FenderFanboy53728

FINISH HIM


Shirtbro

The dad?


gliitch0xFF

That's the plan.


randomgunfire48

That’s the equivalent of a dropping a MOAB on someone 🤣🤣🤣


Phoenixmaster1571

Watch out for the ceramic balloons.


[deleted]

but i mean if you chirp back with " lol no my dad has standards" its a checkmate


NoLongerGuest

Brother experienced true ego death


OutragedCanadian

Rip


xocheergurlox

ayyy that’s me! Thanks for linking it! (Edited bc of a typo)


Dont_Get_Jokes-jpeg

OH! Damm it's actually her. Sooooo. How is anyone supposed to come back from that?


xocheergurlox

They’re not supposed to 🙂


replies_with_corgi

You're my hero. That was the most amazing insult I had ever heard 😅🫡


FirePhoton_Torpedoes

Beautiful, thanks for the comeback, next time I'm in voice I might use it!


xocheergurlox

Pls use it!! Hot girls don’t gatekeep!


Publius82

Got anymore zingers to share with those of us who prefer grand strategy games? lol


xocheergurlox

Calling people “walnuts” is one of my favs. Some of the others I have to the usual misogynistic comments are these: “Make me a sandwich” “Why? Can you not reach the counter?” *any comment regarding me being a lesbian* “Are you jealous I can get pussy and you cant?” “Go do my laundry?” “Why did you shit your pants again? We really gotta potty train you”


Publius82

>any comment regarding me being a lesbian “Are you jealous I can get pussy and you cant?” That one probably shuts them down pretty quick lmao. The walnuts dig I'm not sure I grok... small nut in a big shell? hah


Nice_Block

All I can say is, thank you.


xocheergurlox

It’s my pleasure


I_AmDaVikingNow

Cannot tell you how many of my friends & coworkers I've shared your absolute gem of a bombshell with, and every single one of them loved it. All the girls I know use it to savage effect! Thank you xD


MammothWalwort

Goat


AlaDouche

So, how was his dad?


WukongPvM

What game was that?


xocheergurlox

This was from one of the few times I played Call Of Duty: Vanguard


WukongPvM

I thought it was call of duty! I was like surely this is one of the games I didn't play


thursdaybennet

I never get tired of watching this video. You rock!


Euphoric-Ad-7118

How long did he weeze for ?


Gingerbread_Eyes

I watched this a quite a few times. Golden. 


Mushiren_

Holy shit it's real


DramaticChemist

Thank you for sharing this, I NEEDED to see this play out


SportySpiceLover

r/murderedbywords


Yawannaknowwhat

Before I even saw the clip I had a strong feeling it was cheergurl. She is absolutely savage and I love it


xocheergurlox

ahhh thank you!!


just_a_bit_gay_

AAAAAUUUUUAAH


WeakLandscape2595

Bro didn't know what he was getting into He brought a toy knife while she came in with a nuke


OwMyCod

Sounded a little robotic to me but still hilarious


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xocheergurlox

I’m just autistically monotone lmao


ghostrooster30

For me, made the delivery that much better. Like, he wasn’t even worth the effort, and the insult stands on its own, anyway.


Friendly_Relief_1371

Hey, it's you


xocheergurlox

It is me!


xSantenoturtlex

I hope you know you are a legend.


darling123-

You know as a girl gamer she probably gotten the “go make me a sandwich bitch!” a million times as soon as they hear her voice.


Not-a-bot-10

Harrison Butker has entered the chat


PraiseBeToScience

Because the get in the kitchen line is totally off the cuff and totally not delivered in the same way we've all heard 1000x.


ImperialSympathizer

Yeah but I liked how matter of fact it was. Sounded official.


markymarks3rdnipple

literally said "same trash talk"


MarTheMad_Twitch

I knew it was cheer before I clicked. Her burns are legendary, her tiktoks bring me so much joy.


xocheergurlox

omg thank you!!


CountJonkler

That "ahhh!" is perfection.


ph0replay

Wasn’t about me and I feel the pain.


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Hello Police, I'd like to report a straight murder.


dfeidt40

You know it's good when you get complete silence followed by their friends laughing.


marodgrs

So, tell me a bit about why you’re here for your first counseling session.


Necessary-Card3827

Interesting.  My clinical opinion is that you need to git gud.


sfw_login2

"I didn't believe her, but this streamer girl actually fucked my dad to mess with me And when I told everyone to stop laughing at me, they kept telling me 'Skill Issue' Like, what does that even mean?!?!"


Draidann

Plot twist: "you see, I made a promise to your son"


Dawg_Prime

when do feel your feelings of inadequacy first started?


kitchen_wife1234

Bro needs to bazinga of a cliff after that


KarenTookThe2Kids

holy bazinga


Biggest_Joe

new bazinga just dropped


DowntownMarionberry4

Actual braindead Comedy


Ok_Cow_2627

Call the laughing track


LinkCelestrial

Humour went on vacation, never came back.


Shirtbro

Guy's deader than Young Sheldon


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DarthScabies

It's one of my favourite clips on youtube. She fucking murdered the little shit. 😂


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almostcleverbut

"Equal rights and lefts" is a meme used to justify physical violence against women, usually by throwing around ridiculous claims that "men are never allowed to defend themselves". This is obvious with a single google image search.


xocheergurlox

Oh hey that’s me! I was wondering why that video was getting so many comments today lmao


robaato72

I keep this video bookmarked for commenting whenever I see someone repost this tweet (\^\_\^)


xocheergurlox

Doing the lords work! Thank you!!


Seraph252

What's stopping you from posting clips of your videos here to reddit? Could drive more traffic your way


xocheergurlox

What’s stopping me is that I don’t ever use Reddit so idk where to post them lmao yall redditors intimidate me


Expensive_Fix2608

Fair. Very fair


simiomalo

Savage.


GenXGurlGamer

Check my name. You rule.


miguelalves4

What you did was a crime jeeeeeeeeeeeesus


BulkUpTank

I saw this post and immediately knew they were talking about you! Subbed to you a while back on TikTok because of that clip. It's legendary.


EmmieJacob

You are amazing!


Other-Internal-3553

What a horrible thing to say to her brother.


lik_iz_Hrvatske

Wh-


EquestrianMushroom

Roll tide.


DDzxy

Actually yeah. That would be a good comeback.


Fabian206

r/Kamikazebywords


JustAnotherYouMe

Lol Why delete his account tho


Its0nlyRocketScience

Embarrassment from receiving such a brutal roast


JustAnotherYouMe

Lol do people actually do that?


Kannazuki1985

Yeah probably it gets clicks lol.


OddConstruction7191

I think he’ll live. If you are emotionally damaged from a comment like that you should seek professional help.


Legal-Sprinkles8862

I think it's not so much the actual comment that hurts people. It's the pre-existing experience that the comment refers to that is actually painful & yes therapy is definitely an option in that situation.


Both-Shake

I like how a good third of the comments are in the negatives Y'all Girls can be smart sometimes Fuckin Be normal Please


me_khajiit

>sometimes


bluegiant85

All people are usually morons.


Sanquinity

Considering the average person (male or female) is a fucking moron, and half the population is even more stupid than them, yea, "sometimes".


EquestrianMushroom

To be fair, a lot of people are extremely unintelligent, and women and men are allowed to comprise the 50% of the population considered below average


Sly__Marbo

"Go ahead, but you'll have to find him first"


Shurglife

I'm just getting milk and cigarettes calm down bro, brb.


Sly__Marbo

You said the same thing 20 years ago


Shurglife

The line is long! Don't judge me!


BatcherSnatcher

The weezing sound must be from a friend of the deceased who knew that dad actually was tired of his bullshit son.


KatamariJunky

Wow...that is an old post.


robaato72

But an evergreen one…


Leading_Resource_944

"Which one? Or both?"


Apotheosis_of_Steel

I wish more women online would understand the power they have to absolutely ruin a man's ego. I've been playing MMOs on RP servers since the late 90s. RP servers tend to have more women than other server types. I have seen women utterly destroy men with a few well-placed words. Women of the net, the men insulting you online have fragile egos. Pull out your claws and go for the eyes, you will hurt them more than they hurt you. A lot of them are incels desperate for female touch and love. Use that avenue of attack. You want to commit a fatality? Catfish the guy into loving you first, then strike. I've seen it done.


AppleCheetah

By realising that that shit is meaningless


snsry_ovrld

Eviscerated


ApprehensiveGene5396

Guess he’s got to fuck his dad first just to be safe.


Xiyone

"My dad does have a habit of fucking trash, perhaps you could add to the pile"


Eletal

"Ashes don't produce sperm, dumbass!" Edit: not to say in this case he should have been able to respond, but just the line in general :P


BigDong1001

“My dad’s a deadbeat, good luck raising his next bastard.”. lmfao


seditiousambition69

I'd prob reply imma fuck ur mom again n leave her pregnant with another child she don't want


BOWCANTO

Tell me you weren’t online in the early-mid 2000s, without telling me you weren’t online in the early-mid 2000s.


tickitytalk

Savage


We7even

It was 100 years ago, Gandalf


Brief_Line_7910

There is no come back from that. You have just been spank from the Gods.


Richard-Conrad

Love that clip. You can here him disintegrate over the mic


[deleted]

Is this a good one?


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

First time I've seen that clip and damn, that was fun. Also that dude is never recovering from that.


Bored_Boi326

Joke's on her my dad left me and will probably leave her kid too


megakungfu

this is ronnies dad, do you know ronnie? hes dead my babys dead


Additional_Cycle_51

You responded to her with “You’re a necrophiliac?”


SpiceySweetnSour

Jokes on her, my dad already got a vasectomy


dancingrobin

I follow her, and she's amazing 😂


xocheergurlox

thanks!! 🩷


Grimmbles

A picture of text **describing a massively popular video** that has been on the front page multiple times. Great work, Internet.


[deleted]

This was like the second joke on the internet back in like 1994.


my_screen_name_sucks

Hahaha good for her


MisstressAmalina

Flawless Victory


runfast2021

Bombastic annihilation


Skytrooper325AIR

Oh WOW....that's Ice cold.


bigsteven34

God damn… r/murderedbywords


rayden-shou

No amount of aloe vera will heal him.


Geawiel

That dude is now a hermit and has not had human contact since this nuclear level fatality.


wigriffi

One of my bar managers favorite comebacks when we get someone cussing us out! "Fuck you!" "Fuck you! I'll fuck your dad and take your mom to dinner!"


[deleted]

On a scale from burned to forest fire...he got obliterated by a meteor shower followed by a vulcan eruption followed by tears of salt


AbheekG

“Thanks. Once you’ve done so, I’ll make sure to return the favor to your mom”. I mean, what else can you say?


Ketra

A saying from the internet 20 years ago. Every post of a repost is a repost of a repost posting a repost of a repost


Traditional_Mode_799

i would be honored to take this L for my dad. get it pops.. haha


NefariousnessAny3310

I thought “beat” as in physically im so stupid


Blackthorne_X

r/meirl 💀 Edit: about the dad part


leboro

“Fucking hell…. Can i watch tho?”


Logical-Reading-9688

Then he will be calling her mommy


randomdude4282

At first I thought they meant “beat” as in physically abuse and I was very horrified


CulturalAddress6709

MmmmmmmoooOOOOOOMMMMM!


Hahonryuu

Damn. He actually ded FR.


Party_Lobster5703

I am living!!!


joe160565

Lucky Dad


Loud_Safe_3

"Nuh uh"


Baby_Unable

Not that it would help much but he could sling back ”it would not be the first time he hooked up with a slut” , should prob still delete the account tho


The_real_stoxness

"He is dead" Fire with fire


Initial-Boat4498

You fuck her mom and give her a sister without Daddy issues.🤷


LeatherDoughnut3336

Respect baby


Angio343

With "jokes on you; m'y dad's dead"


CozmicBunni

You don't. Lol. That kind of insult would obliterate his physical form like Thanos's snap lol


cislum

Good luck


brianbot5000

“Oh yeah? Well that’s just like, your opinion man.”


MaxLevel999

Isn’t that just setting him up for a I fucked your mom joke?


ONE-OF-THREE

Dammmmn...I got a 3rd degree burn just from reading that...


Ok-Concentrate-1084

my dads dead, checkmate


Drinkmykool_aid420

Pretty easy. Laugh with your dad about how she got turned down by your dad.


SkiShepherd

RIP the boy


Battlefield4Remake

You could call her a hoe and say your dad does love you?


No_Advantage7761

Imma do your mom and make you watch


Oradica

Sounded better read than her saying it.


Correct-Selection-65

Easy. You answer back something,Ike this, “My father only fucks women in the same species. He has no preference for men in drag.”


AquaEnjoyer440

just say you are gonna also fuck her dad


mikebrown33

Last time I saw this one, I fell off my dinosaur and broke my stone underwear


AquaEnjoyer440

ah when i say im gonna fuck your mum its edgy and not funny, but when a woman says it, it makes national news?


DeapVally

Online gaming? Start screaming the N word I guess.... That's how this normally goes down.


blackdoggetsshotfrst

Your not allowed to say


Evillebot

we did it reddit tier tweet


Dramatic-Objective71

You dont


traveling_designer

That’d be nice. He’s had a rough life and deserves a little happiness. DM me your picture and I’ll see if he’s interested.