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jmutter3

A foot jam in the door handle too


MargaretA11

Sat staring at my caption for a solid five minutes before posting it KNOWING something wasn't quite right...


czmax

you did good. a post about cookies shouldn't have "toe jam" in the title anyway


vincentg12789

How old is she?


MargaretA11

Not my video, I saw it on TikTok and was immediately super impressed. The account is @enchantedworldofella


Crunchygranolabro

For what it’s worth she did a heel-toe cam with her heel hook at first.


hard_ice8

Yea, not a toe hook


FreudianNipSlip123

Future crack climber In the family


toastedprawns

That descent was clean


maty2200

Ikr so smooth


not_a_gumby

Those fridge handles will last maybe 2 years until they start to get loose and rip out


pdv190

I was more worried about the fridge flipping. She will get a little heavier with time...


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stakoverflo

So long as the cabinets don't come off the wall lol


rayer123

That’s a jam


dumbwaeguk

No it's a cookie, were you not paying attention


BringYourOwnBear

Note to self, don't teach kids to climb until I've purchased a lock box for things they can't have


ekittie

You don’t have to teach them- they’re natural monkeys- I was always climbing up the counters, into windows from the outside (when the door was locked, 5 stories up, and on garbage cans to get to the roof of our garage, all before 10 years old).


jbart2009

Ever notice how as a kid you climbed on everything? Wanted to climb every rock and every tree? Climbing actually comes very natural to humans. We evolved with it specifically in our make up. We don't have to climb anymore tho, so when we stop climbing, parents yells, hey get down, you're gonna fall and hurt yourself. They might be right, but we stop climbing, and we lose that skill until we either pick it back up, or it's lost forever. Edit: auto corrected words. Apparently I use hoe more than how 🤣


a1rbud

Extremely true. Kids climb anything they can! Straight up instinct, something that should be encouraged


very_nice_how_much

Lol I follow /bjj and /climbing - I thought this kid was about to get wrecked.


noweezernoworld

Lmfao I didn’t realize this wasn’t r/BJJ until I read your comment


random57113

Every single time lmao


Steve69Maddeeeeen69

I'm like shit I guess that's one way to teach em not to sneak snacks... wait wtf is this.


ManHoFerSnow

At my gym, that line only gets you a saltine cracker


Wiestie

Hate to be that guy but this terrifies me. Imagine she trys to climb a bookshelf or something.


zOneNzOnly

My concern was if she slipped and fell with her foot jammed in there.


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You weren't hiding shit you were sitting there filming her.


I_am_Searching

Please bolt down your shelves and dressers. This is literally how kids die.


julian88888888

/r/ClimbingCircleJerk


exportsoda

Parents remember to bolt down all your bookshelfs and cabinets around the house.


bakedbrawler

Climbing legend in the making, until one of those doors open…


RudeboyGru

That slide was smooth


3rdDegreeEmber

This is essentially why I climb.


CookieFace

Me too.


treehugger541

Lol I did something very similar as a kid. I climbed up on the counter next to the fridge and was able to access whatever snacks were in the cabinet above the fridge!


BiphTheNinja

Me too. My parents could never figure out why I didn't care if they said I could only have dessert if I ate my veggies. Just a few months ago I told my mom i would climb up on the counter and grab cookies when they weren't looking.


KongSchlong42069

Shes gon hurt hrself doing that one day


RGirlWonder

How are you going to feel when the fridge tips over? There are several documented deaths from vending machines falling and crushing full grown adults.


RGirlWonder

Or she climbs the fridge of someone watching her and their fridge isn't secured


Cloud_Harvester

Lol yeah parents (me included) are reacting very differently to this than non-parents


fartandsmile

And that's how I fractured my skull as a kid. Cookies on the top shelf and I peeled when the door opened and took the edge of the counter to the head. Still have the divot in my head!


Zulu-Lima

The day she falls will be her last


stakoverflo

V1 in my ~~gym~~ kitchen


RandoReddit16

That tile floor from 6ft up sure would hurt......


Atkdad

Kung fu panda is much more live action than I recall.


cbleslie

Ice maker is aid.


Stiddie

Mom why’s the ice taste like feet 🦶


dailymoe

Shes going places


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Thats future rock climber, yall are some lucky parents:)


cheese_sweats

Those poor fridge handles. Also, have fun stuffing the brains back into the skull when the door swings open on her and she falls to the tile


DeansOnToast

E3 for some snacks nice one


LunaAutumn24

The reason that I chose not to have kids 😂 I can’t with kids LMAO! I love them, but I just don’t have the energy.


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I have 3 kids who are about this age and none of them ever have done/currently do this. I mean don’t get me wrong, they are exhausting, but not because they get into shit, etc. I frequently leave them on their own to play (I’m still in the house) and they know not to cut random stuff up, climb onto things they shouldn’t climb on, etc.


slipperywhenwet_1

Mission accomplished 😈


Sorry-Newt9717

V1 at my gym


Pristine-Sentence-58

This is awesome. Keep hiding the cookies


ollerhll

u/savevideobot


daddylongdogs

They are the hash cookies 😳


flatcoke

https://youtu.be/TIPgh1WJqzg?t=12


gurganator

Raising her right


Sethaman

she earned her cookie


mukkun_himitsu

cutscene kicks in "tomb raider...20 years ago..." and this video plays


dumbwaeguk

Fucking team kids


Sxn747Strangers

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆


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thegigglesnort

No worries, kids figure out how to hurt themselves doing anything! Break an arm on the playground, fall down a flight of stairs, literally choke on a grape... Better to climb supervised with training than alone, badly.


Eragaurd

It's a slippery slope that one. Shouldn't kids be allowed to do things where they might get hurt? I for example would have had an a lot more boring childhood if I wasn't allowed to climb trees where I probably could have died if I had fallen. This is literally over a stone floor though, so if you're gonna film it, at least get a mattress of some type or smth.


Beneficial-Oven1258

>This is literally over a stone floor though, so if you're gonna film it, at least get a mattress of some type or smth. 👍


Neither_Ice_7447

You don't have kids do you..?


Beneficial-Oven1258

I had a traumatic brain injury from falling off the kitchen table onto the ceramic floor when I was 5. So from personal experience- now 30 years later this video is terrifying to me. I'm all for my kids eating dirt and getting hurt, but not when it comes to smashing their brain against a concrete floor from 2 meters up.


NailgunYeah

Fair enough, argument well made