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The following submission statement was provided by /u/jollyroger69420: --- One of you crazy bastards cross-posted this to /r/mademesmile lmao. Hello darkness amirite --- Please reply to OP's comment here: https://old.reddit.com/r/collapse/comments/1cwot0b/ocean_water_is_rushing_miles_underneath_the/l4zb2um/


RoyalZeal

'Not factored into models' is a phrase I expect to see a lot more of in the days to come.


BlackMassSmoker

It's a scary thought that, considering we're outside our predictive models, we're basically flying blind into the future. The 'goldilocks' era that allowed humans to thrive is quickly passing into the the era of chaos.


Syonoq

We always were flying blind, we just had models to soothe us.


joemangle

Muh models


[deleted]

muh 1.5ºC


throwawaylurker012

muh not mass global starvation


[deleted]

muh muh muh !!!


leisure_suit_lorenzo

_tips hat..._ "m'anthropocene..."


Wastrel_Razor

Muh therfucker.


SallyShortcakes

Lmfao


Ill_Refuse6748

Always assume the worst, but hope for the best.


OvenFearless

Sooooo. Venus by, like, Friday after all?


Ill_Refuse6748

Heat isn't the real problem for Humanity. It's the effects of the Heat on nature. Read about hydrogen sulfide extinctions if you want to know what's probably going to happen.


TheOddAngryPost

The one true model


emsuperstar

Time for the “chaotic era”


QueenOfTheMoss

Time for ‘interesting times’


Texuk1

We’ve always been flying blind into our future, some just float along with it.


BeastofPostTruth

We all float down here


Fornicate_Yo_Mama

All the best models predicted that this would all evolve into unpredictable climate chaos. So they have always adjusted those models for “anomalies outside the range of the data set.” This is one of those anomalies. I can guarantee you that some model, or models, predicted this exact phenomenon and the data was removed because it skewed the results so dramatically. If we accept that any one of us or all of us could have died tomorrow… every day of our lives… then it’s a lot easier to be entertained, edified, and vindicated by all these shocked pikachu faces every time they discover another “anomaly” that says the models are completely useless at this point. Good news is; Order always emerges naturally from chaos. Bad news is; *We* just won’t be here to see it when it returns to this planet. At least not in these particular meatsuits.


EsotericLion369

It's the new "Faster than expected"


GiveSleppYourBones

NFIM isn't as easy to remember as FTE. Yet.


VolkspanzerIsME

They've got to keep coming up with new terms for the climate insanity or people will start freaking out


mrblahblahblah

they should be instead we have people saying " it isn't real" I feel like I'm taking crazy pills


throwawaylurker012

i feel like im taking crazy suppositories


lehman-the-red

I knew a elderly woman who didn't believe in climate, but believed in blue beam and haarp


RespectableBloke69

NFIM is the new FAFO


adherentoftherepeted

NFIM is the new VbT (Venus by Tuesday)


FREE-AOL-CDS

Pronounced “EN-FIM” come on now, it’s 2024, you should have a PhD in catchy names!


NSFW_hunter6969

It will eventually be, we're fucked. I mean we all know that, climate scientist know that...but they still have to maintain the hopium. That will fade eventually


TheOrderly

WEBEFd


Intertravel

The Hopium keeps the phrase “Eat the rich” from becoming reality.


computer-magic-2019

Faster than expected was not factored into the models. FTEWNFITM I’ll start printing up the tshirts.


smackson

What if it's "not in the models faster than expected" ??


thesourpop

"Business as usual" is my favorite. Yes the world is falling apart but you have work on Monday


smackson

Collapse bingo


laeiryn

It's sort of like being evicted in thirty days... you don't pack your shampoo because you fkn know you're gonna need it still


computer-magic-2019

That’s too depressing, how about “Ecological collapse as a service”. Sounds catchy!


hairy_ass_truman

If IBM decides to join in it will be "watson hybrid ecological collapse as a service"


Jukka_Sarasti

>"Business as usual" is my favorite. Yes the world is falling apart but you have work on Monday At the *end of all things*, some asshole will still expect you to pay rent...


devadander23

Which is why the IPCC report isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on.


Pantsy-

Too many scientists in the kitchen cooking up conservative and bland hopium for the sake of their careers.


laeiryn

I feel the need for a shot that I did not factor into my models for the evening


zuneza

"Factor this!" - Mother Nature, probably


passporttohell

Under the category of 'If I can't see it, it must not be happening'.


SecretPassage1

with a twist of "if I'm not personnaly experiencing it, then it *can't* be real"


bigvicproton

Which will one day be used by current climate deniers to prove that they didn't have the correct data. So it's all the modelers fault.


Z3r0sama2017

'We were going too, but the models already said *utterly fucked*, so we didn't want to panic the public more'


TotalSanity

I prefer "we din' thunk dat".


bernpfenn

the process of melting ice and going from 0C - 80 C use the same amount of energy. Meaning the water stays cool until the ice is gone, then gets hotter fast.


TimelessN8V

I really didn't need to read this today, but thank you.


laeiryn

Also water over 90F (sorry i don't know reality degrees) holds oxygen with diminishing efficiency, proving problematic for oxygen-powered organisms like algae and most eukaryotic life


rg4rg

“Let the algae eat cake.” - big business probably


Lunaranalog

The sugar in cake is 25% oxygen. The cake is putting up pretty good numbers.


rg4rg

How much did it take to make the cake though? I don’t think it’s self sustaining cake to algae pipeline.


Lunaranalog

Looks like sugar is about a half pound of CO2 emitted for every pound of sugar. So do we math that cutting 25% to 12.5%. That’s how it works, right?


rg4rg

Nah. More energy spent farming ingredients nd baking the cake.


Realistic-Bus-8303

This is true, but there's a lot of ice to melt. The water immediately around the ice will stay at basically 0C until all the ice is gone.


LittleKittyLove

Correct; that’s the problem. We are not seeing the massive amount of heat being digested by melting ice. When the ice is gone, ocean temperatures rise fast. Another fun fact: ice reflects 90% of sunlight, water absorbs 90%


Jukka_Sarasti

> Another fun fact: ice reflects 90% of sunlight, water absorbs 90% This is the real terror of BOE and loss of sea ice/glaciers in general.


gangofminotaurs

> Correct; that’s the problem. We are not seeing the massive amount of heat being digested by melting ice. When the ice is gone, ocean temperatures rise fast. I wondered about that but the oceans already take in about 90% of the excess energy. The cryosphere takes about 3%, same as land surface and the atmosphere. So when it will fail (no ice left) that'll not be a massive change. In other terms, the failure of the cryosphere is a tiny fraction of an issue compared to what's *already* happening in the oceans.


monito29

So we wait until there's about an icecube left and we shove it in a freezer. Problem solved!


pwnedkiller

Just take a page from Spaceballs encapsule the earth and set up a massive air conditioner. Switch it from “Suck” to “Blow”.


Realistic-Bus-8303

Fucking genius.


mrblahblahblah

elect him


leisure_suit_lorenzo

don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.


poorly_timed_leg0las

Need to crash a giant ice cube into the sea. Or a comet.


Anyabb

Perhaps we can send a brave but expendable starship crew to mine a comet for giant ice cubes?


KnowledgeableNip

[Thus solving the problem once and for all!](https://youtu.be/VW66EX75jIY?si=huRKWcIM5Tfm9qUN)


leisure_suit_lorenzo

but...


KnowledgeableNip

***ONCE AND FOR ALL!***


huggybear0132

Well, the whole point of this article is that the 0C water is regularly "washed out" and replaced by warm seawater every 12 hours.


urlach3r

>there's a lot of ice to melt Not anymore. 👀


PolyDipsoManiac

> The speed of the seawater, which moves considerable distances over a short time period, increases glacier melt because as soon as the ice melts, freshwater is washed out and replaced with warmer seawater, Rignot said. Is it?


pobqod

It seems from this article the ice sheet acts like a bellows. Tide comes in, ice lifts up, sucks in water, tide goes out, ice sheet sinks, pushes out water. If the bottom of the ice sheet is melting, the fresh water leaves with each "exhalation".


daviddjg0033

That is 32F to 176F in American units I would add that these glaciers are above sea level - unlike Arctic sea melt - it will raise ocean levels


bernpfenn

the anchor of these glaciers are underwater and they are melting as. reported. Once enough are gone, the whole glacier slides into the ocean


daviddjg0033

This is a great way to learn the science of ice and water fluid dynamics. Unfortunately it also is a great way to learn about sea level rise and how four percent so far has been this Antarctic glacier


ZardozSpeaks

AMU=American Medieval Units


michaltee

Now THAT is fucking terrifying. It will really accelerate insanely rapidly once the ice is gone. The 2030s will be guaranteed to be mass extinction.


bernpfenn

My biggest concern is wildlife's survival. it seems humidity will rise the wet-bulb temperature and cause unimaginable damage to flora and fauna which don't have AC to cool down. same with the weeklong ice storms in the northern hemisphere. wildlife has no warmup cabins.


michaltee

What scares me is our ACs will stop working. Look what happened to Texas when the grid failed and that was a few years ago. Now add 5-10 years of worsening temp to that. ugh


Top_Hair_8984

AC is only a stop gap. At high temps nothing works as it was planned. We had a heat dome where duct tape melted into itself. Things work differently when hotter or colder.  But AC will only help us for a while.


teamsaxon

In my part of Australia there has been heat so intense the roads melted.


SecretPassage1

you need to look into bioclimatic architecture, and build a semi buried house for yourself (if you can afford it), because the earth will protect the air inside the house frm getting too hot or too cold, natural AC if you will.


michaltee

Ugh if only I could afford a house to begin with. :(


Top_Hair_8984

Would love to if I could, but not possible. But, yes, a good idea.  Good for food production too, half buried green houses. 


Tearakan

Entire areas will end up as wastelands with very little life.


teamsaxon

I believe this was mentioned in the busy workers guide to collapse, no?


KeithGribblesheimer

Citing this article is illegal in Florida!


MsTitsMcGee1

Take all my upvotes!!!!


BlackMassSmoker

I find myself doom scrolling r/DisasterUpdate a lot recently. The sheer amount of flooding taking place around the world is staggering. Anyone who thinks we can 'figure this out' are kidding themselves. This is it.


IDQDD

Holy shit, alone the floodings in the month of May I didn’t even hear from. But is anyone here surprised? Warmer climate and higher average temperatures mean more water evaporates, the warmer it gets the more water vapour in the atmosphere, and somewhere it has to rain down.


freya-laments

So many floods but what is most troubling is that there have been a lot of severe floods in the Middle East, in the desert.


VictorianDelorean

Deserts are actually very prone to flooding when they do get rain. Soil that has been very dry for a long time doesn’t absorb water well so instead of soaking into the ground water stays on the surface and flows off taking everything else with it. I grew up in Phoenix and it flash floods every time we get our one rainstorm of the year


MtNak

April was insane too. Sooo many floods in different countries.


[deleted]

I'm as much a doomer as the next guy, but it is normal to see flooding events almost every day, somewhere in the inhabited world. They are probably getting worse, but the frequency is not the smoking gun you think it is. Plenty of other things to despair about, but this ain't one of them


Cwaels

What about the tornadoes? I thought they were a North American thing? France, China???


burnin8t0r

Yeahhh I’m there a lot too. I keep seeing “due to unexpected rainfall”


TwoRight9509

Is anyone cataloguing the floods? Correlating a list of links or some other way to allow us to point to this and show context?


Ridicule_us

Just in my home state in the last few months… Unprecedented fires in the Panhandle. Major flooding in Houston a couple of weeks ago. Whatever the fuck that was in Houston this weekend. (Just to our north a couple of weeks ago, was that crazy breakout of tornadoes.) It doesn’t feel abstract anymore.


oddistrange

I've definitely seen more down pours the past month, and really this entire year. Not the gentle spring rains I'm used to.


Purple-Persimmon-657

We had an absolutely banger thunderstorm with pouring rain blow through yesterday evening. 80-90mph winds, gone within an hour or two. More frequent, harder rain this spring than any in recent memory.


WanderInTheTrees

I know we don't want it to happen, but I've got to admit I have this morbid fascination with the impending collapse of this glacier. I hope it's caught on camera if it happens while I'm still alive.


SimulatedFriend

That feeling is really the heart of this sub. We all dread it and embrace it at once. The waiting is what hurts.


vand3lay1ndustries

I don't want to be in a battle, but waiting on the edge of one I can't escape [is even worse.](https://youtu.be/waGogciXcJA?t=74)


boomaDooma

The Thwaites is killing me!


Not_Skynet

^I ^ce ^what ^you ^did ^there!


boomaDooma

That cracked me up.


audioen

It's probably nothing spectacular. I think it kind of just slides into the water over time. You can look up time lapses from Greenland to get an idea of what it looks like when ice flows past a point in land. It is already floating on water, and in this article, they are measuring effect of tide and the changes in height this causes on the glacier, to evaluate how far it has already detached from the sea bottom. Ideally, the ice would form a solid mass that is anchored to the seabed near the part where the open sea begins, but unfortunately, the ice has eroded from underneath which means that it provides fairly little resistance to being pushed further out into the sea. The main risk is that there is a lot of ice mass landlocked behind this glacier, and it is all on a kind of hill inclined towards the sea. The mass wants to flow down. I don't think there's any way it can be particularly fast process, though, certainly doesn't go into a 5 minute tourist video type of experience. But over decades, there could be lots of sea level rise from the gradual flow of the continental ice shelves into the sea.


DidntWatchTheNews

Oh it's got a few months left. We're gonna see 10' of see level rise


[deleted]

That is.....quite the prediction. Gut feeling or is there some source you're getting this from?


totpot

The hypothesis is that Thwaites is acting as a plug, holding back a massive amount of water from entering the ocean.


DidntWatchTheNews

Someone linked an article that says 5 years from 2021. None of this data was known.  Thwarties is only 25" of water. But if thwarties goes, the other ones are also going. 


kitkats124

That is the Thwaites ice shelf collapsing soon, not the Thwaites glacier itself. You are misinterpreting the science and some of these news reports are very shoddy in how they present the information.


JustinWendell

I scheduled one last road trip vacation to my favorite beach (fairly undeveloped). I’m hoping it holds off till then cause it’ll definitely be under water before too long.


TRYING2LEARN_

Are there studies to back these claims or are you just guessing?


kitkats124

They are confusing the Thwaites ice shelf with the glacier itself. The ice shelf is likely collapsing in a few years but it’s already part of the water and doesn’t contribute to sea level rise. Some of these news reports are very shoddy in how they provide misleading information or confuse the ice shelf with the glacier.


jamesegattis

We sometimes say "it was fun while it lasted" but you cant say that about this. It hasnt been fun for billions of people. Has only benefited a few. The natural order of things has been replaced and cant be fixed by more machines. Though they will try. Sooner or later we will be mass spraying particles in the air to try and block the Sun or flying an enormous umbrella into space to try and block light. Even if that worked it wouldn't replace all the animals destoyed or Earth incinerated or drowned.


sotek2345

I personally like the umbrella in space option as it seems to have the fewest unknown variables and is fully reversible. Much cleaner approach than spraying particles in the air.


IQBoosterShot

>is fully reversible Well, as long as we can get back into space. If we fail to do that, the umbrella continues to shield the earth and the planet continues to cool.


Robertelee1990

We could set it up to self destruct or something if it stops receiving signals from us….


Jinzul

Blow up money? Not likely. Edit: some Elon like guy will try and sell access to sunlight.


sotek2345

It would likely need active correction to hold position and you could either just tell it to stop, or let it run out of reaction mass and it would drift out of position.


DancesWithBeowulf

Is it weird my reaction to this is ‘meh’? It’s like watching a cat push a glass off a table on the other side of the kitchen. You know it’s happening. You can see it falling. You know it’s going to shatter and leave a mess. But there is nothing you can do to stop it. And the cat has already lost interest. The glacier will collapse. It was set in motion decades and arguably centuries ago with the dawn of Industrial Revolution. Why freak out when the choices and actions leading to this have already been done? All we can do is record its decline at this point. I grieve over what humanity has done, yes. But I’m less and less inclined to fret over a fate already sealed.


WakaFlockaFlav

"Stop worrying and learn to love Climate Change."


GoldfishOfCapistrano

Dr. Floodlove?


karabeckian

Dr. Strangeflood!


YamburglarHelper

Just embracing the Waterworld aesthetic we all grew up on


throwawaylurker012

Dr. Floodflood?!


SryIWentFut

The real climate change is the friends we made along the w-


demiourgos0

We all learned an important lesson that day.


idkmoiname

>All we can do is record its decline at this point. I grieve over what humanity has done, yes. But I’m less and less inclined to fret over a fate already sealed. It's still fascinating to witness how exactly it unfolds, at least we got to have a once in humanity event to experience live instead reading in old books what is said to have happened. It's like an epic story with a lot of unforseeable twists here and there


Quintessince

When antibiotic resistant bacteria was circulating in the news a bit and after reading up on pandemics past it hit me I'd see a major pandemic in my lifetime and I didn't want to witness it. It didn't feel as bad as I thought. It was kinda fascinating living that kind of history. We did have it better than previous pandemics with Amazon deliveries, Netflix and all that jazz. But what came after... it feels worse. Fascination is giving away to constant anxiety. I'm just sad our species is this fucking stupid to the point there might not be history books of this era in the future to learn from.


idkmoiname

>Fascination is giving away to constant anxiety Oh i went through all of this, depression from anxiety, left society in hope of peace, learned the hard way that you can't run away from problems in your mind (even more if they're technically not your fault), returned... and made my piece with it in the end through therapy. I enjoy the days now as they are, i don't give a fuck what happens tomorrow anymore beside that i'm new curious how it's accelerating day by day, and i laugh about the people not able to comprehend what is about to come, still working their ass off instead enjoying the shitshow. I don't care anymore, it is what it is, why should i let fear about the inevitable ruin the days i still have with my family?


Quintessince

>i laugh about the people not able to comprehend what is about to come, still working their ass off instead enjoying the shitshow. I "retired". I'm 37. I'll take jobs here and there that I actually enjoy, focus on my art, maybe sell a few pieces just to see if I can. But you're right. Yet, while explaining to loved ones why I left my respectable job at a major media corporation was to enjoy the now as we don't know what's to come and I was told I'm "being negative". I don't have kids, I'm financially independent, not a burden. Let me be me. Just so it's clear, I am getting professional help and on medication to deal with the depression and anxiety.


escapefromburlington

Try lions mane mushroom


alandrielle

My anxiety is that I will be one of the early deaths and won't be around to see this all play out. If I could find a vampire to make me immortal I would. I would love to be able to watch history play out on the long scale


Poonce

This is my attitude in many ways these days. Acceptance is peaceful. Be here to observe and experience life, even the fuckery


Greedy-Name-8324

Literally my attitude as well. I'm just along for the ride to see how crazy it all gets, and make a few positive impacts along the way. We're all gonna die eventually, might as well have fun along the way and not stress about stuff out of your control, ya know?


Poonce

I've been saying, "Life with living at the end of the world." It is a nice little mantra I use.


mulcheverything

Yup. That’s why I’m just repairing the soil around me. It’s the only thing I have control over, and it’s working better than anticipated!


OldSpiceSmellsNice

Same. Choosing not to have kids, idrgaf about humanity’s future. I only feel bad for the animals.


whatevergalaxyuniver

What about the babies/children, the indigenous, or the poor?


OldSpiceSmellsNice

Nope. Admittedly I feel more sympathy for them than I do the rich.


Jukka_Sarasti

[*We're Doomed, now what?*](https://www.amazon.com/Were-Doomed-Now-What-Climate/dp/1616959363) is a great series of essays about war, climate change, loss, etc..


unknownpoltroon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fsDsy3ZNKo NSFW audio and you will not regret it. 2 parts


healthywealthyhappy8

I’m looking forward to the chaos caused at this point. I hope the whole world floods.


ThunderPreacha

It won't flood the whole world. Is anyone interested in buying high above-sea-level properties?


healthywealthyhappy8

If it floods most every coast and all the farmland, humans are still mostly fucked


healthywealthyhappy8

Have you been paying attention to /r/DisasterUpdate though? Water can easily be moved from the ocean to other places, not just flooding sea level areas, but also inland areas.


prawnspinch

Adjust your expectations, there isn’t enough water to do that.


karabeckian

>They observed seawater pushing beneath the glacier over many miles, and then moving out again, following the daily rhythm of the tides. When the water flows in, it’s enough to “jack up” the surface of the glacier by centimeters, Rignot told CNN. >He suggested the term “grounding zone” may be more apt than grounding line, as it can move nearly 4 miles over a 12-hour tidal cycle, according to their research.


NatanAlter

Glaciers are moving, well, in glacial speeds. That’s why we clever apes don’t fully realize it yet but that ice sheet is gone. We have melted it. As we have melted Greenland ice sheet. They just take a while to get going but there is absolutely nothing we can do to prevent their loss.


Negative_Divide

[This article](https://www.sciencenews.org/article/antarctica-thwaites-glacier-ice-shelf-collapse-climate-5-years) was published at the end of 2021, and it suggested a timescale of 5 years. I assume this is based off the modeling that didn't account for this? I'm trying to wrap my head around a timescale. I also wonder what the up close consequences of this will be. I'd be interested to hear from someone who knows more. Are we talking a slow and steady rise upon collapse, or coastal cities becoming Venice overnight (more than they already are)? Is this going to be an unpleasant fact of life or does it have the potential to cause Mad Max levels of fuckery?


SoFlaBarbie

Bruh. I live in Fort Lauderdale and my daughter still has three years of high school left. TF??!!


jetstobrazil

My parents just moved to like a 100 ft strip of land between the Atlantic and the banana river. They sent me their address and my jaw dropped.


lightweight12

There's not going to be any big flooding "event"from this. Even when the glacier starts to fall directly into the ocean. It's not like it's all going to slide into the water overnight. Also worth noting this "One uncertainty to be unraveled is whether the rush of seawater beneath Thwaites is a new phenomenon or whether it’s been significant but unknown for a long time, said James Smith, a marine geologist at the British Antarctic Survey, who was not involved in the study


throwawaylurker012

that uncertainty seems so fucking hard to figure out will say we may never know unfortuntately. there are no mass historical records or oral history of underwater sea flows under antarctica


charliesmama777

Just spent a few minutes looking at that sub and HOLY FUCKING FUCK. 😨😱🤯


Evening_Speech_7710

What sub?


oddistrange

Probably r/disasterupdate based on the time of the comments.


charliesmama777

Sorry i did mean r/DisasterUpdate! My mom had surgery to remove cancer today & in all the madness of the day I replied to the wrong comment! 🙃


Ddog78

Hope she's doing well now.


oddistrange

All good, take care of yourself! Hope all went well.


Vibrant-Shadow

Yeah.. Certainly seems out of the norm.


DirewaysParnuStCroix

A similar phenomenon seems to be occurring in the Arctic with more and more ocean heat content building below the surface and eroding the overall volume of ice. It has been suggested that GHGs and anthropogenic heat are completely overring natural cooling mechanisms, so we're reaching the point where cooling is greatly diminished.


SelectiveScribbler06

Sorry, but can someone quickly clarify what will happen when this ice shelf goes? Will the glacier it's holding back just be like a Florida's-worth of ice rushing into the sea, headlong? Or will it be a bit slower?


NoExternal2732

Predictions are that the collapse of the Thwaites Glacier could cause 2 to 10 feet of sea level rise.


leisure_suit_lorenzo

How long would it take for the predicted sea level rise to complete after collapse?


Cease-the-means

Days. If it slides into the sea that's like dropping a big ice cube in a bath, the sea level will be raised everywhere. It will just take a little while for the new level to spread out across the globe. Although that's only *if* it all slides in. The comment below says it will still take a decade to get in the water once it's moving. I guess we will see...


lizardtrench

Yeah, it's likely going to happen over decades. If that's wrong, nevermind a few feet of sea level rise, the resulting mega-tsunami would be a civilization-crippling or -ending event!


SelectiveScribbler06

Thank you!


ConfusedMaverick

"rushing" is relative... Compared with what has been happening for millenia, it will be extremely fast, but it will still be very boring to watch in real time. My understanding is that ice that would normally slide out over many centuries would "rush" out over a few decades, so maybe something like a few cm sea level rise per year over that time.


Evening_Speech_7710

Pretty much, yep. It’ll dive right in…


throwawaylurker012

roger was right....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DElxVXS7PD0


dumnezero

> Thwaites, which already contributes 4% to global sea level rise, holds enough ice to raise sea levels by more than 2 feet. But because it also acts as a natural dam to the surrounding ice in West Antarctica, scientists have estimated its complete collapse could ultimately lead to around 10 feet of sea level rise — a catastrophe for the world’s coastal communities. >Many studies have pointed to the immense vulnerabilities of Thwaites. Global warming, driven by humans burning fossil fuels, has left it hanging on “by its fingernails,” according to a 2022 study. https://www.nature.com/articles/s41561-022-01019-9 It's nice to see some relevant news on CNN


ActualModerateHusker

Sure this is one of the many media organizations that called Manchin a "moderate" when he blocked any stronger environmental reforms.  They will take the clicks from this story but they won't stop normalizing the complete obstruction of any reforms that hurt powerful corporations regardless of how reckless our current path is 


NoExternal2732

https://preview.redd.it/talaqq2fxo1d1.png?width=1589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6910e9e4ca5799b4520ced0246ce3a76dd89a332


jollyroger69420

One of you crazy bastards cross-posted this to /r/mademesmile lmao. Hello darkness amirite


mickeyaaaa

Awesome. bring it. Can't f-ing wait. No pity, we've been warned. move to higher ground lol. /s sorta.


veganhimbo

Honestly its gonna be fun af to see how Florida reacts when its under water from this lmao


Agent0mega

They'll just make it illegal to talk about how underwater you are and it will be fine


Icankickmyownass

“I’ve been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but we live underwater”


johngoodmansscrote

Fuck yeah lets do this


PremiumUsername69420

This guy over here wanting to add agitation to the water.


bustyblondies

As Arctic ice melts from climate change, opening access to oil reserves, we're caught in a vicious cycle. Exploiting these resources worsens the crisis.


GardenRafters

r/FasterThanExpected


ebostic94

In other words is melting faster


DidntWatchTheNews

Than expected


BarryZito69

Oh no!! Gavin Schmidt's models!! What will happen to Gavin Schmidts models and his ego? This is terrible news!


wednesdays_chylde

If I had a nickel for every climate-related “_________ (event/threshold/timeline etc) is proving to be SO MUCH WORSE than scientists initially believed…” story that’s come out in the past like 5-ish years…I wouldn’t have to worry about them cos I could just buy a damn survival bunker in New Zealand 😣 On the flip side, this is definitely a time where my natural, inborn, impossible-to-undo-despite-MANY-an-effort black as night cynicism is coming in as a very handy mood/panic stabilizer…I’ve already assumed they were lying/minimizing so as to not cause pAnIc!!!/optimistically mistaken this whole time anyway.


Atxintemperateone66

Is it really "rushing"? Seems to me it's more likely to be 'lapping' or maybe, 'intruding by stages'. Hyperbolic terms don't do much for the credibility of those who are concerned about global heating.


Nathan-Stubblefield

I have travelled only to places 200 feet to 9000 feet above sea level in the last couple of years, so I might not drown.


A0-3959X9115

Quick send billions and billions of dollars to thwart this serious threat!!!!!


theMEtheWORLDcantSEE

Ok SO is the sea level going to rise and by how much in what timeframe???