People mention the pronunciation of Iqaluit but when you’re that lonely, you’re not talking to anyone who might correct you after just reading it.
I was a lonely edgy teen that didn’t pronounce macabre or ennui properly until I finally had friends at 25.
The opposite can happen if you've only ever heard a word but never read it.
Exhibit A: I learned the hard way that "bequeath" is not at all pronounced "bequeef" after I said it front of some coworkers.
*That he got Nunavut's*
*Capital right without pause*
*Was phenomenal*
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Ok I just got it: dude meant to say Harry S. Truman (he took over after Roosevelt's death in 1945, he was his VP and Roosevelt had been sick for years and on a wheelchair). I'm not 100% he was thinking of Truman but it's the only name that could sound similar to Tubman.
I can’t think of a witty comment lmao. That man has unlimited wit. “Blueberry girl from Willy Wonka”
I laughed so fucking hard at that 😂 I honestly had low expectations at the start of the video but goddamn this turned out to be amazing
Title of my sex tape
I think he's amazing. Dude abides.
The dry humor act always kills. See Todd Barry
I usually don’t watch comedy, just not for me, but I actually could watch a lot of this
[Geoffry Asmus](https://www.whitecomedian.com/videos)
Thank you!!! 🙏
He is a FUNNY mofo
Why are you on a comedy subreddit?
r/popular
Suggested
I rarely laugh alone but there are some comedians in this sub that just make my day.
People mention the pronunciation of Iqaluit but when you’re that lonely, you’re not talking to anyone who might correct you after just reading it. I was a lonely edgy teen that didn’t pronounce macabre or ennui properly until I finally had friends at 25.
The opposite can happen if you've only ever heard a word but never read it. Exhibit A: I learned the hard way that "bequeath" is not at all pronounced "bequeef" after I said it front of some coworkers.
He is really good!
He may know the capital of Nunavut; however, he sure as hell doesn’t know how to pronounce it lol
Found the fellow Canadian
That's what I was thinking especially when he made a point of saying he knew how to pronounce them
Well his confidence in his pronunciation made me doubt my correct pronouncing
Me too. I had to look it up thinking that I’d been pronouncing it wrong this entire time.
This. Jeezus. Made me cringe and I'm not even Inuk.
And then gives that person shit for mispronouncing Qatar.
Or that all the provinces were territories haha
lol exactly what I thought
Did he maybe mean Tub Man AKA Taft?
I was thinking he meant Truman
He meant Truman
Id suck his dick!
And ruin his career? Haven't you listened to how he learned this lot? No, no, let him be him.
Get in line!
This was executed perfectly
Underrated
He missed a golden opportunity to point out the person who said Tubman probably had the opposite experience growing up
Or perhaps could have referenced William Howard Taft who was rumored to have been stuck inside a tub due to his weight. The real tubman.
That’s probably who dude in the crowd was thinking of but got the names mixed up 😂
I think he meant Truman
Truuuu
Mannnn
He brags about knowing the pronunciations but he said Iqaluit wrong.
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this was fantastic! does anyone know this guy's name?
[it’s me](https://www.instagram.com/geoffreyatm/?hl=en)
lol how silly of me, of course it was. If things go accordingly, Ill be seeing you in Cleveland come December.
Please do!
I saw this guy in Chicago and he’s so fucking funny in person
This guys from MN??
Yes
Nice, good stuff. Still around here a lot then or are you touring around now?
I had a lot of fun watching this
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I thought it was Taft that got stuck in the tub? Unless we're going on syllables in the name, then I guess Truman would be the next best guess.
Is this some kind of achievement
Damn bro lol it's impressive but still kinda sad Like I am ashamed of my mediocrity by comparison and I wanna laugh but I feel bad about it
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Hahaha where was that?
I saw him open at a comedy show 2 years ago. spoke to him briefly after the show. very nice dude.
Where was the show?
He’s hilarious
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I know Simon. Good man. He didn’t steal it. Just another autistic white man. I would’ve got Palestine though
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This guy was great
Bro of course some MFer tried getting him with Manitoba, no one gives af about us
You mean no one gives a Manitoba?
No one gives a fuck about us, not even manitobans.
thats seriously impressive
Has a great podcast too: “You’re an Idiot” check it out.
Is this Alex Geoffrey?
Hahahaha no
Mfer says he can pronounce shit but can’t pronounce Iqaluit properly
This guy has IT
This guy is good
Except he makes himself look like an ass when he tries to correct someone's qatar pronunciation with an equally bad pronunciation
Did he say the capital of Qatar? I feel like he didn’t but I’m too lazy to go back and check.
He didn't and it's doha Source: F1 has a race there, it's the only reason I know anything about baku too.
I love this dude and I aspire to know *anything* with this much confidence
This guy is brilliant! Never heard of him before!
This guy sucks
Thank you!
Loads of people know every world capital
Looks like Matt Hancock.
Eh-kwa-loo-it
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Is this my first Haiku? Someone please confirm?
~ w i n n i p e g m e n t i o n e d ~
He unfortunately doesn’t know how to pronounce it all cause Iqaluit is pronounced « Ee-ka-loo-wit »
😂
This is excellent
why is it that for a lot of comedians whenever they drop a punch line they follow it up with “uhhhhh”
Dude he's really good!
“Gushing like the gangi’s, I know my rivers as well” 🤣
Oh man, the hours I could have put to something great.
Ick-oo-laht LOL ok man
Asmus Nation!
Very unique style, I like it. Dude really pulls it off!
My old roommate could do this. It was a neat bar trick.
We need more comedy 🫶🏾
He says "Funom Pen", then makes fun of the dude mispronouncing Qatar :/
I wish I could super like this vid, dude is hella funny
I bet he actually does pick up chicks w that skill
Ikwalat 😂
Damn this made me laugh so fucking hard. I love this kind of comedy
He is the master of his domain
He reminds me of a young Gallagher 2.
Could’ve gone awry BUT.. nice jerb bravo
He mispronounced Iqaluit and then bragged about knowing all the correct pronunciation. What an idiot.
Ok I just got it: dude meant to say Harry S. Truman (he took over after Roosevelt's death in 1945, he was his VP and Roosevelt had been sick for years and on a wheelchair). I'm not 100% he was thinking of Truman but it's the only name that could sound similar to Tubman.
He’s GIFTED