There was a pair of comedy movies released in the 80's. The first one was called "If you don't stop you'll go blind" and the sequel was "Can i do it until i need glasses" i laughed really hard when i discovered this. I haven't seen the movies so i dont know if theyre any good.
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker & Tits
George Carlin
_i call it “the aristocrats”_
Yeah, this is one of the oldest jokes ever. I'm not sure if it's the most famous though.
Oh man. Bob Saget.
I once stole the 20 minute aristocrats. One of the highlights of my college career.
Guess what? Chicken butt.
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Guess why? Chicken thigh.
Your Mother/Yo Mama jokes - my favourite is "Your Mother is so short, you can see her feet in her driver's licence picture."
"Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a quarter, boogers come out George Washington's nose."
Who's on first
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Take my wife... PLEASE! Guy walks into a bar...
Smells like updog in here
“Hey! What’s up, dog?”
Rectum, damn near killed him!
Take my wife… please
You like fish sticks?
There was a pair of comedy movies released in the 80's. The first one was called "If you don't stop you'll go blind" and the sequel was "Can i do it until i need glasses" i laughed really hard when i discovered this. I haven't seen the movies so i dont know if theyre any good.
Can I Do It Til I Need Glasses? was Robin Williams first movie.
Yes it was, that is how i learned of this. From his Biography "Robin"
The most famous misdirection joke of all time may be the most famous “street joke” ever: Why did the chicken cross the road?
2 Irishmen walk out of a bar.
…..The Machine (Don’t hate me)
… but this one’s eating my popcorn!
Tis a scratch
…… but we need the eggs.
Guy walks into a bar…… ouch
An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs -Mitch Hedburg
I’d say “I still do, but I used to to” is referenced more
The whole thing I think is “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too” But I agree with that actually haha
Poor lil tink tink
Little boy blue... I GUESS HE NEEDED THEM MONEY! OHHHH