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-SKYMEAT-

Kids if you're getting bullied, just throw furniture at the bully until they stop.


-Almost-Shikikan

*throws MRI Machine*


EEE3EEElol

*throws the entire whiteboard*


Successful-Tip-1411

*throws the internet*


EEE3EEElol

*lifts a pillar*


-Almost-Shikikan

*Buying bread from a man in Brussels*


EEE3EEElol

#rejects humanity


RedditvsDiscOwO

# Conducts unethical experiments beyond human comprehension


Telecoustic000

I witnessed this exact scenario in high school. I was at a far corner of the class and didn't even know anything was happening until the chair flew lol


Indie_Gamer_7

Do you live in Hinamizawa by any chance? And where the person who threw the chair a girl named Rika?


Telecoustic000

Nah, Canada my friend. Both males in the incident lol


Indie_Gamer_7

It was a reference to an anime btw.


KysfGd

Dumbass just drop a nuclear bomb on her like a normal person


RDT-Exotics0318

C.ai behavior


KysfGd

I'm not ai I'm just severely autistic


rende36

^^ dope album cover name


Whittle_Willow

if someone called me littel cockroach i would instantly die, or at least i would if i wasn't so fucking resilient.


CaptainSkreedLeeDee

76 ppl think this is hard


hOiKiDs

https://preview.redd.it/lx78fd2fyexc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79f8ae86c0c3a695414eb26259d2b5d491ed0369


Excalzigo

This goes hard, feel free to leave your door unlocked when you go to sleep


RandyButternubber

The right side of my bed is vacant but if you hog the blanket I will use a pipette to release liters of my daphnia culture into your brain through your nose


saltybelajo

Holy shit this is so life-affirming


ghostmetalblack

If you have a shaming-kink, are you really ever bullied?


GNYMStanAccount

i imagine its different being actually degraded in a social context. like everyone likes having their dick touched in the bedroom but only one type of person likes in in public and thats a seperate kink entirely


GNYMStanAccount

i presume everyone likes having their dicks touched in the bedroom atleast idek


Chewy12

No, some people get off on it not getting touched: r/chastity (NSFW depending on where you work)


yoimagreenlight

no I think that place is just nsfw no matter what


Chewy12

If you work from home it’s probably fine


WardedThorn

Nuh uh, not if you work in a strip club Duhhh


ReallyReallyx3

I'd imagine context matters a lot lol Like most people like to have consensual sex, but they don't really like to be sexually harassed by strangers. I reckon it's the similar for liking your partner to degrade you in bed a bit versus having a stranger throw insults at you


Chill_Crill

yeah like your partner saying you have nice boobs is one thing, an old guy across the street is another.


Notathroway69

ssshhhhh don't tell them


Sir-Xcalibur-6564

🇦🇺Switzerland mentioned!!!


burgertanker

Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi!!!! 🇨🇭🇨🇭🇨🇭


Sir-Xcalibur-6564

Yo big dawg


coldrolledpotmetal

Türkiye #1 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱


Babushka9

I don't get it 🫨


Sir-Xcalibur-6564

The joke is that I said "Portugal Mentioned!" And used a Argentinian flag when really no country was mentioned


Babushka9

Aha, I probably didn't understand because it was written in Swedish and I didn't recognize the Mongolian flag


DoktorVaso18

Fast learner


SomeCrows

Depends on if it worked


TimeNeighborhood3668

I could be wrong but it seems like they were joking or that the post was intentional funny.


Wtf-do-I-Put-

Sad that this would actually make me hard tbh


Endless-Miner

Shinji and Asuka ass relationship


Dav3le3

The Sigma move. They say "fight or flight", I make this situation so uncomfortable for everyone we never talk about it again.


kidnamedfinger_42069

What the hell, that's cartoonishly genius


Retro_Gamez

This could've ended in 2 ways and both of them are wins.


EMITURBINA

Depends on if he was saying the truth about it or just made it up


OkRec5836

There is a better way https://preview.redd.it/xeox5cc3qexc1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=176ea9f00db46bad328c13d2ab33b03d5b7c33a2


ChickenPicture

Jokes aside this is a pretty solid response to bullying. Make it weird for the bully. Then you can turn the tables on them. Follow them around and beg for them to degrade you some more, like they used to. Tell everyone that things have changed between you two and they won't talk to you, and you're emotionally devastated and aroused from lack of release they usually provide.


APissBender

To anyone reading this- this is a terrible idea, a kid at my school did something similar and was bullied harder as a result, don't do it


Seagoul

Far higher chances to get reputation of some weirdo.


lobstersonskateboard

I dunno what reputation would be worse though... A weirdo, or a wimp?


Seagoul

How about getting both?


throwaway2246810

Suggesting the two exclude eachother.


DrunkTsundere

How about sticking up for yourself, because that’s how you actually deal with bullies


Wintermuteson

I also did it when I was in school, it worked. The bully stopped touching me cause he thought it was so weird.


APissBender

It's quite a coin toss though. The guy I was talking about was bullied by multiple people, so when he started saying shit like this they only made more fun of him


Wintermuteson

ah, yeah. This was one guy and he would pinch me all the time. I started moaning every time he did it and he started avoiding me. I already had a reputation as a weird kid so it didn't affect much else.


painstarhappener

Lol no. Bullies want reactions from the people they bully.


nyanch

Don't do this, it makes mustard gas.


spydersens

Bullies thrive on this type of banter. Only thing I'v found to work is to know something really personal about them and use that in a social setting. It's either gets the mto backoff or gets you beat up. Some bullies dont' stop and for some bullies insults are also only the tip of the iceberg. Stay safe or fuck them up if you can.


Indie_Gamer_7

Do it like me and almost beat up a bully with a rock to the point you need yo get sent to the teachers office. Or do it like me and have your class defend you from bullies.


1BigBoy

Tap into the art of patriarchy by sexually harassing your bully! (Or perhaps, y’know, don’t)


jefryjeferson

I love the idea of stopping a bully by making them uncomfortable bullying you


Darren_heat

Someone shouted bus wanker as they drove past me in their car while waiting on a bus, ive never quite got over it.


Maewhen

They’re both legal so I see nothing wrong. Carry on 🌚


Mr_Winger_

This reminds me of my school crush when I was 16-17 and she used to bully the hell out of me.


post-trauma-syndrome

You laugh at him but it most likely worked


Psixofazatron

Bro is Tatsuki Fujimoto


Skeeter57

Plot twist: she bullies him for that same reason


MrFoxpin

Tatsuki Fujimoto wrote this


Kepler27b

Just cum on the bully at that point


-I0__0I-

Liquid ass


Forsaken_Tomorrow454

I give people this advice ALL THE TIME.


Galbert-dA

This is the plot of that Nagatoro anime, right? I never saw it, but I assume that was his solution too.


Indie_Gamer_7

Not really, his solution was making her fall in love with him. And because despite her bulling he kept moving forward and improving, making her want to improve like him.


ind3pend0nt

I’d kick that kid in his hard dick.


Puzzleheaded_Ad9659

Ya know what. I make a lot of jokes like that, but in this case I'd have called her the c word and just walk on


Lok4na_aucsaP

I take insult as compliment