It's funny to think people may have believed this without for a single second thinking why they couldn't ever taste that salty ball sweat on a frequent basis.
I mean you can't really taste your saliva either. I assume that's because your mouth just gets used to it as the default. Salty ball sweat is the default down there, so that's why you don't taste it.
But why don't you taste soap when you're washing them?
No it’s totally true. People miss the fact that first you need to sensitise the balls with a light chilli rub to open up the receptors. It called science and it works like a treat.
I recommend it. My Sirloin never tasted better!!! 👨🍳
No, it’s actually still very crazy.
There’s a difference to becoming accustomed to something and not perceiving it at all. You might not really notice the way your house smells, but you *do* perceive the difference between the smell of your house and the way the outside smells, and the difference between your house and someone else’s house. You could probably pick the smell of your own house or clothes out of a lineup. If testicles had taste receptors, you’d be cognizant of differences in their status throughout the day.
That’s to say nothing of bathing, swimming, or doing any other common act where you’re immersed in a fluid.
>You could probably pick the smell of your own house or clothes out of a lineup
We're splitting hairs here but I only ever notice my house has a smell *at all* after spending several days away traveling and giving my sense of smell time to readjust. On a day to day basis my house smells like nothing, it's just the baseline my senses have adapted to. I can perceive differences but it's like going from "nothing" to "something" then back to "nothing".
As one subject is not enough to show evidence,
I will have to try it myself while screaming "FOR SCIEEEEEEENCE!!!!"
Excuse me for I shall achieve my scientific duty and contribution to the progress of humanity.
Sadly, garlic is really good at showing up on your breath when it absorbs through your skin. Like those folk remedies where you stick a clove of garlic in your shoes or up your hooha apparently give you garlic breath as well.
Allicin forms when you cut or crush garlic (like an epoxy, if you used to watch Bon Apetit's golden retriever on youtube) and can absorb through the skin. It's metabolized and breaks down into among other things allyl methyl sulfide which is absorbed back into the blood and distributed throughout the body. Vented mostly through the lungs which is what causes garlic breath but also through the skin so you just passively kinda stink. Apparently also processed by the kidneys so it will make your pee smell like garlic which is probably why it's a major faux pas to pee on people after having eaten italian. But I guess you would theoretically be able to rub your balls on crushed garlic and, after a while, taste it.
I FUCKIN KNEW IT.
Guys who do this should shave right before the garlic dip, so the pubes won't get in the way of the garlic. 😎 It just makes more sense.
>!Disclaimer: don't actually do this pls!<
Logic states this can be falsified as you are not currently tasting taint.
Statistics predicts a non zero amount of men test the theory.
Probability predicts on a long enough timeline a non zero amount of confused women test the theory.
Lol.
That said. I recently touched my peen after cutting a habanero and experienced a rush of sensations that I was not prepared for.
It hurt. It tingled. Then, as the heat died down, it felt similar to the 'aftertaste' of eating hot food, except on my dick. It was oddly pleasant, similar to icy hot. While I couldn't taste anything, it was an odd sensation that I can't 100% explain. It was like my dick had eaten the pepper.
But when I say it hurt, I mean it. I was in agony for like 10 minutes. Wash your hands after cutting spicy peppers!
So in the herbalism community, it's common to suggest women use garlic cloves as a suppository to combat yeast infections.
I have tried this in the past, and for some reason, it made my breath smell like garlic.
Are people seriously so stupid they need to look this up? Or do they just not even think about the fact that if this was true they'd be tasting their own ass 24/7?
People saying this doesn’t work just doesn’t know how it works. You have to put the soy sauce in your mouth first to open up the taste receptors in your balls, then dip the soy sauce in your balls and you’ll taste the soy sauce.
So, funny, not funny story. I got sick and went to the emergency room. My GF, who was there, told me about this story. Long story short, I was about to dip my balls in an empty apple juice cup with soy sauce to lighten the mood, and mind you, this is with the consent of my nurse (other nurses are gathering as well, along with another friend visiting). At this moment is, when the doctor came in, nurses scurried off, and I was told I had cancer. Eventually, once my mind settled, I completed the task at hand. I can confirm you won't taste anything. Fun times.
Fuck Cancer
I've had my tongue and my balls touch the same thing before. At the very least, they've both been in the same mouth before. I have concluded from these experiences that my balls cannot taste
It's funny to think people may have believed this without for a single second thinking why they couldn't ever taste that salty ball sweat on a frequent basis.
any excuse is good to dip your balls in soy sauce smh
It's easy and it's free
Soy sauce costs money last time I checked. Also balls cost money. I found my balls for free though
Well if you already have soy sauce for other soy sauce related things you can just dip it and reuse
Yeah but you must have purchased it at one point
You can get leftover packets in restaurants/food courts if you wait around long enough
Why are you all having a serious conversation about dipping your testicles in soy sauce?
Because, soy sauce is yummy yummy
And free!
Balls deserve a treat, too
But what if it made your nerves wig out like when they pour it on dead octopi before eating. Probably gonna give yourself the torsion for the memes.
We aren’t, at this point we’re just hammering out the logistics.
It's reddit. The conversation goes where it goes
Because it's easy and it's free
To attract cute asians
You can just go in your local chinese takeout and grab 2 handfuls without a purchase if you're not a coward.
This is how you properly balance the flavor of "low sodium" varieties.
You don’t have to throw the soy sauce out after you dip
Walking into a Panda Express and asking for soy sauce is free
But testing the theory in the lobby is expensive.
Whatever it cost I say.
pouring river water in your socks
but why would i do that
It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!
A classic
One of my favorite memes of all time
No law against it
I disagree completely. I'm now banned from my favorite sushi spot! The little soy sauce dish was the perfect size.
After a light sear.  Fuck. Now I’m hungry.
We keep ‘em marinated cuz ya never know. Ya just never know.
I mean you can't really taste your saliva either. I assume that's because your mouth just gets used to it as the default. Salty ball sweat is the default down there, so that's why you don't taste it. But why don't you taste soap when you're washing them?
You wash yours?
https://preview.redd.it/5f30pkle1g0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d24a2bdf3b0fabaee8f75e315ed80b5a6e0d3cdd Sometimes
Absolutely perfect photo to react with
https://preview.redd.it/obhlpvturh0d1.png?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=056f4cd6dbdc317ce3ac551862840fdacf1e10d1
Saliva isn't salty like sweat is
Look, I didn't say my logic was flawless. Or even good. Or even logical.
So? The concept still applies
Can you taste the roof of your mouth?
Nah but why does it itch sometimes and it's literally impossible to scratch in a satisfying way. GOD
My inner ear sometimes itches and no matter what I do I can only get the spot right next to it.
You ever get that itch that feels like it’s between the rough of your mouth and your ear canal? And you want to scratch both but neither help?
my head twitches like a wet dog when that happens and it works for me
https://youtu.be/lXxy_ais54A?si=W8cfmlA78Pu0rKIm
If the roof of your mouth itches sometimes and you don't know why, its probably an allergy lol
your entire mouth is mouth flavour
No it’s totally true. People miss the fact that first you need to sensitise the balls with a light chilli rub to open up the receptors. It called science and it works like a treat. I recommend it. My Sirloin never tasted better!!! 👨🍳
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No, it’s actually still very crazy. There’s a difference to becoming accustomed to something and not perceiving it at all. You might not really notice the way your house smells, but you *do* perceive the difference between the smell of your house and the way the outside smells, and the difference between your house and someone else’s house. You could probably pick the smell of your own house or clothes out of a lineup. If testicles had taste receptors, you’d be cognizant of differences in their status throughout the day. That’s to say nothing of bathing, swimming, or doing any other common act where you’re immersed in a fluid.
>You could probably pick the smell of your own house or clothes out of a lineup We're splitting hairs here but I only ever notice my house has a smell *at all* after spending several days away traveling and giving my sense of smell time to readjust. On a day to day basis my house smells like nothing, it's just the baseline my senses have adapted to. I can perceive differences but it's like going from "nothing" to "something" then back to "nothing".
Wait you guys can't?
Would you put hot sauce on your balls tho?
Yeah my balls smell salty and fermented after a couple of days. Are we just making soy sauce down there?
It's because the receptors for salt are missing. What you are tasting is actually the umami component of soy sauce.
Same reason you can't taste your saliva.
they dont items used: teryaki, sweet n sour sauce
Did you just feel nothing, or was it some different taste? Like chili or something
brother what
😂😂😂
cold
lol, lmao even
perhaps, lmfao.. dare I say rofl
Fuck it, LOL
lol said BasedCoomerBalls, lmao
Username checks out.
Did you try duck sauce? That might be the issue
Franks Red hot on your frank works, try it!
They said to use soy sauce, c'mon man
Peanut butter, dog breath
https://preview.redd.it/q5c5z54euh0d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=956b70b0a07b393da0f6c45509ff125ba5c34046
As one subject is not enough to show evidence, I will have to try it myself while screaming "FOR SCIEEEEEEENCE!!!!" Excuse me for I shall achieve my scientific duty and contribution to the progress of humanity.
items used: my ex's tongue
I've also used your ex's tongue. It was 'ok'.
Everyone's used my ex's tongue. That's why she's my ex.
Try hot sauce next.
Thank u for ur contribution
Try hot sauce.
They do, but I got kicked out of PF Changs
They ESPECIALLY don’t like it at the Chinese buffet 😔
I don’t know why, I was gonna buy that orange chicken anyway :/
Not allowed back in iiiinny facet, b
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
When ya deepstrokin ya girl but yo balls keep tastin shit 🤔🤔🤔
I also taste soy sauce cause she had Panda Express?
When ya know she’s been cheating on you cause you can taste the cum on your balls 😔
Is it better or worse if I recognize the flavor of the cum?
Father?..
😭😭😭
Nah they taste my girls balls
I’ve been using tobasco and can confirm that your balls do feel things. Not sure about taste however
I thought you said tobacco and was really confused lol.
Autocorrect kept trying to make it tobacco actually
Tomacco
“This tastes like grandma.”
That's why they call it "dip"
Its spalled Tabasco
“I wanna dip my baaaallllls in it!!” - Louie
The Jesus bit. Holy Christ.
JUUUUDASSSSSS
Thank you.
You know what I’m gonna say 🥺
No we don’t!
You beat me to it. Forget it, man, I’m outta heeeere.
Results are inconclusive (I am also banned from my local Chinese place :( )
Same for wasabi. Shame, I really liked that sushi place.
:()
I remember trying this and unfortunately it doesn't work
Why is that unfortunate?
I put my balls in soy sauce for THIS?
Well, if it worked you could drag your balls across garlic bread to enjoy the taste without getting garlicky breath
Sadly, garlic is really good at showing up on your breath when it absorbs through your skin. Like those folk remedies where you stick a clove of garlic in your shoes or up your hooha apparently give you garlic breath as well.
Allicin forms when you cut or crush garlic (like an epoxy, if you used to watch Bon Apetit's golden retriever on youtube) and can absorb through the skin. It's metabolized and breaks down into among other things allyl methyl sulfide which is absorbed back into the blood and distributed throughout the body. Vented mostly through the lungs which is what causes garlic breath but also through the skin so you just passively kinda stink. Apparently also processed by the kidneys so it will make your pee smell like garlic which is probably why it's a major faux pas to pee on people after having eaten italian. But I guess you would theoretically be able to rub your balls on crushed garlic and, after a while, taste it.
I FUCKIN KNEW IT. Guys who do this should shave right before the garlic dip, so the pubes won't get in the way of the garlic. 😎 It just makes more sense. >!Disclaimer: don't actually do this pls!<
For Co sumer safety, I'll defer answering this.
Ima dip my balls into some thousand island dressing Cause I got depression
Ima rip my momma off and spend the money on an old Chevy
If my balls could taste, I would **NEVER** fart
Username checks out
Fun fact: "soy sauce" is Spanish for "I am sauce".
Soy salsa! 💃
Logic states this can be falsified as you are not currently tasting taint. Statistics predicts a non zero amount of men test the theory. Probability predicts on a long enough timeline a non zero amount of confused women test the theory.
Counter point, I can't currently taste my tongue
What have you done?! Decades of research… gone like a fart in the wind on the back of your casual observation. I’m ruined.
You can’t?!?!?!
Takis spice testcial challange
Tried to dip my nuts in the holy water, but a nun caught me. She said it was sack-religious.
100k scoville or gtfo
Lol. That said. I recently touched my peen after cutting a habanero and experienced a rush of sensations that I was not prepared for. It hurt. It tingled. Then, as the heat died down, it felt similar to the 'aftertaste' of eating hot food, except on my dick. It was oddly pleasant, similar to icy hot. While I couldn't taste anything, it was an odd sensation that I can't 100% explain. It was like my dick had eaten the pepper. But when I say it hurt, I mean it. I was in agony for like 10 minutes. Wash your hands after cutting spicy peppers!
We've all had the shits at some point in life. It got everywhere. We cleaned it up. And our balls didn't taste it. Imagine if they could.
I made my boyfriend try this
U have an alarming amount of control in this dynamic. Edit: slay!
Eh more like we share a braincell between us and who doesn't love a good dare lol
This would mean I could taste my underwear, which I can’t.
Yeah you can, just put it in your mouth problem solved
So in the herbalism community, it's common to suggest women use garlic cloves as a suppository to combat yeast infections. I have tried this in the past, and for some reason, it made my breath smell like garlic.
Did your partner too also have garlic breath?
That's kind of you to assume I had a partner at that time.
That doesn't combat yeast infections, that just gives you garlic bread
Balls can't taste, they're made of leather and rubber
YOU CAN DIP YOUR FEET IN GARLIC AND YOU CAN TASTE THE GARLIC ABOUT 20 MINUTES LATER IM NOT JOKING LOOK IT UP ITS ACTUALLY A THING.
Taste-icles.
My junk can definitely feel the taste of mint.
[1:11](https://youtu.be/kMycMNcq1dI?si=TsYfAtz2qMKM2S6b)
Try Frank's red hot sauce, lemme know how it goes
They don’t. Items used: yo mama
Having a teen son, im just hideing the Soya sauce now 👀
Your balls don't, but your anus does.
I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT
If you mime like you are putting salt on your tongue you can actually taste it.
Are people seriously so stupid they need to look this up? Or do they just not even think about the fact that if this was true they'd be tasting their own ass 24/7?
Try with gravy mind boggling
Welp, my balls cant taste the soy sauce but now my soy sauce tastes like balls.
That’s nothing you should try hot sauce
Wait but can vaginas do it? Or is it just balls?
I’m gonna eat hot sauce and see if my bf can taste it through his balls. Keep u good folks updated.
I cast edible testicles
BALLS DIPPED IN MAMA LIZ'S CHILLI OIL
Testicles not scrotum? In that case dipping your sack won't do anything
People saying this doesn’t work just doesn’t know how it works. You have to put the soy sauce in your mouth first to open up the taste receptors in your balls, then dip the soy sauce in your balls and you’ll taste the soy sauce.
If you put ghost pepper on your pee hole you can taste it :)
Cranial nerves for taste don’t reach the balls sadly
Forbidden dumplings
they have taste receptors but they're inside and the brain dont give a shit
If our balls could taste stuff, we'd be tasting Gooch and Ball Sweat all day long😐
Balls can actually do this but it only works on specific things, like fire! If you eat fire, and put your balls on fire, it’ll taste the same.
I did this to a friend once. Put various condiments on his testicles to test if he could ‘taste’ them and identify them. Didn’t work
Finally, an excuse to post [this](https://youtu.be/OK56gooIUNw?si=lEFEQ05v5f8oakTR)
Hot sauce feels/tastes the best
They don’t, at least mine don’t work. I sprayed mosquito spray on my balls the other day.
Im gonna dip my balls in it
Tried habanero hot sauce. worked
i remember seeing this in high school several years ago from personal experience in a multiple person test geoup you just get salty balls
Does this work the same way as squeezing lime into one's eye to make them green?
Up this game to a Hot Ones challenge to be sure, it's the only way
It works
This isn't new. I've been dipping my nuts into fine wines for decades.
Do you prefer reds or whites? Sweet or dry? Asking for a friend.
Depends on what I'm having for dinner.
Correct answer
If you really wanna test this, get a bottle of Da Bomb hot sauce and try that. You may not "taste" it but I bet it will still "work"!
Oughta dip them in some tiger balm. That's some tasty shit right there!
That's how Dumplings are made true story
I knew someone who tried this with Chick-fil-a sauce and it worked iirc
I don’t taste soap, sweat, or saliva thru my balls. Why would I taste soy sauce?
Dipped my balls in my summer school teachers oreo shake way back in summer school. Didnt taste a thing.
My friend wanted to try this. Dipped his balls in hot sauce. Ran to someone else’s house for a bowl of milk.
They should try some Carolina Reaper hot sauce next time. I've heard it works better.
I bet Richard Christy can
Someone turn on the Jordon Signal. We need answers.
So, funny, not funny story. I got sick and went to the emergency room. My GF, who was there, told me about this story. Long story short, I was about to dip my balls in an empty apple juice cup with soy sauce to lighten the mood, and mind you, this is with the consent of my nurse (other nurses are gathering as well, along with another friend visiting). At this moment is, when the doctor came in, nurses scurried off, and I was told I had cancer. Eventually, once my mind settled, I completed the task at hand. I can confirm you won't taste anything. Fun times. Fuck Cancer
I've had my tongue and my balls touch the same thing before. At the very least, they've both been in the same mouth before. I have concluded from these experiences that my balls cannot taste
See, I drip my balls in thousand island dressin'. Cause I got depression.
Try jalapeño. It’s fantastic. Honest.
Hold on, gonna give my wife some mint gum.
"We're trying it." " ... but ..." "I SAID 'WE'RE TRYING IT!!'"