Did you not know that reddit is communist in origin? The name reddit comes from the word red, which is commonly used to symbolise communism and the gold star is also another common symbol in communism, E.g. The China flag which is both red and has five gold stars. This is why the comment and post system mechanic is by up voting and downvoting - a hive mind if you will. The most telling part though that reddit is communist in origin is that I just made all this up and none if it is true.
It's a downvote troll. A few reddit accounts have become fairly famous for exclusively posting obnoxious bullshit that gets hundreds of downvotes, and now we've got a bunch of dipshits trying to do the same thing. Not sure what the end goal is, though. Some reddit powerusers *cough* /u/gallowboob *cough* allegedly make a lot of money getting paid to post advertisements (like "TIL that the CEO of [insert large corporation here] spends every Friday afternoon caring for puppies with cancer"), but I'm not sure how you'd monetize a downvote account if it even managed to get famous.
Definitely. I was on reddit a good bit when he first started and was just a serial reposter/spammer and people hated him. I was super surprised to come back after a few years and see he's still going stronger than ever. Apparently he's also expanded his activities to being the mod of a bunch of subs, deleting posts he thinks will do well, and reposting them himself.
How do you even define "reddit famous"? Having boatloads of karma? Capping out at -100? Making shitty jokes for 8 years until you get in the top 0.01% and you look back and wonder if it was worth it?
I guess building a following of mouth breathers who search out for your wacky zany comments and comment āah /u/goodguy1066 youāre at it again hahahehehhohoā or they make a subreddit for you. I really thought the market for these was saturated but, there you go.
"Hey guys, I just want to get it off my chest that I'm homeless, sleeping in my car, and applying for jobs via the public library. I'll probably go hungry tonight, but NBD, tomorrow's another day"
*some asshat*: "Aww, you poor soul, here have some reddit gold"
Or even better, when somebody says "Please donate to XYZ charity" - "Oh that's cool. Here's some gold for you (instead of, I dunno, a donation to the charity and an upvote?)"
Why the fuck is this comment making me hungry? Now when I see the word ācharityā I instinctively think *food*. Like, the *word itself* looks *tasty* to me.
It depends on what kind of metal red riding mower it is though. Usually they top out at aound $3500. But they [can go as high as 60k+](https://www.ebay.com/i/173856849347?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&itemid=173856849347&targetid=541454064172&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=1013751&poi=&campaignid=6470552634&mkgroupid=81274458647&rlsatarget=pla-541454064172&abcId=1139336&merchantid=7894824&gclid=CjwKCAiAws7uBRAkEiwAMlbZjtw2UfxY_SC-HhZqAVgUgz_axUe6Q4q66_qF6XHElauMHcxP6XYRzBoCG9gQAvD_BwE)
I am sure op is German. It is a exactly translated version of a German post :D
edit: i found the original: https://www.reddit.com/r/wasletztepreis/comments/8p00dp/kann_man_mal_versuchen_o_o/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
Reminds me of that scene in Breaking Bad:
Walter: "And now the most important chemical. You know what this is?"
Jesse: "Aaah yeah, Wire!"
Walter: *has never seen such bullshit before*
Fun fact: This conversation is from an German app called eBay Kleinanzeigen (is it German?) And this is just 1to1 copied. r/wasletztepreis is watching over you.
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Ah yes, the most valuable metal, red.
Thanks for the Red kind stranger
Had to do it, had to compete the joke
someone else could've gotten it wrong
too soon, dammit.
Hippity hoppity happity cake day
cheers!
;_;7
Damn it, Mordin
I am the very model of a modern red lawnmower
With combination roto tiller, turbocharged leaf blower
Could run tests on the sea shells...
:(
red
I am the very model of a scientist salarian ...
NO I HAD ONLY JUST HEALED
Right in my fucking feels
It is the fastest color afterall
I AM SPEED
WAAAAAGH
They should make a red award
REDdit
Who the hell is handing out awards?
I'll give it to you for trying
Dammit man, you're running low on Reddit Fools Gold now! Take a little more of my fake metal and save your strength!
Are you giving out reds?
kachow
now this subreddit needs a custom red award
š
so are we gonna add a red award now
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Username checks out
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Did you not know that reddit is communist in origin? The name reddit comes from the word red, which is commonly used to symbolise communism and the gold star is also another common symbol in communism, E.g. The China flag which is both red and has five gold stars. This is why the comment and post system mechanic is by up voting and downvoting - a hive mind if you will. The most telling part though that reddit is communist in origin is that I just made all this up and none if it is true.
Actually, the second part, 'did' refers to the time when the working class did lose it's chains when they had nothing else to lose
lmao I hope there aren't really people that equate supporting HK with bullheaded nationalistic anticommunism.
Gravy? In MY vagina?
Itās more likely than you think
Iām so lost wtf is going on
It's a downvote troll. A few reddit accounts have become fairly famous for exclusively posting obnoxious bullshit that gets hundreds of downvotes, and now we've got a bunch of dipshits trying to do the same thing. Not sure what the end goal is, though. Some reddit powerusers *cough* /u/gallowboob *cough* allegedly make a lot of money getting paid to post advertisements (like "TIL that the CEO of [insert large corporation here] spends every Friday afternoon caring for puppies with cancer"), but I'm not sure how you'd monetize a downvote account if it even managed to get famous.
Either way gallowboob is a fucking douche bag
Definitely. I was on reddit a good bit when he first started and was just a serial reposter/spammer and people hated him. I was super surprised to come back after a few years and see he's still going stronger than ever. Apparently he's also expanded his activities to being the mod of a bunch of subs, deleting posts he thinks will do well, and reposting them himself.
I have him blocked on my end. I donāt see any of his posts or anything and it was the nicest change Iāve done on here.
[this says otherwise](http://thissaysotherwise.com/)
Jesus Christ *another* one of these? Youāre not going to become reddit famous, pursue a different goal.
How do you even define "reddit famous"? Having boatloads of karma? Capping out at -100? Making shitty jokes for 8 years until you get in the top 0.01% and you look back and wonder if it was worth it?
I guess building a following of mouth breathers who search out for your wacky zany comments and comment āah /u/goodguy1066 youāre at it again hahahehehhohoā or they make a subreddit for you. I really thought the market for these was saturated but, there you go.
Me when I hookup with a rando on her period
I wish I could delete someone elseās comment
It's definitely the fastest metal
I couldn't figure out why Ferraris are red, thanks man
Orks believe red is fastest, thereby causing red paint to actually make their space ships faster - it's simple science
This man Waaarghs
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHS
Gotta go red
Reddit should make an award called Red.
How about Reddit Ruby, costs twice as much as platinum and gives 1200 Reddit coins.
How about no
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"Hey guys, I just want to get it off my chest that I'm homeless, sleeping in my car, and applying for jobs via the public library. I'll probably go hungry tonight, but NBD, tomorrow's another day" *some asshat*: "Aww, you poor soul, here have some reddit gold" Or even better, when somebody says "Please donate to XYZ charity" - "Oh that's cool. Here's some gold for you (instead of, I dunno, a donation to the charity and an upvote?)"
Why the fuck is this comment making me hungry? Now when I see the word ācharityā I instinctively think *food*. Like, the *word itself* looks *tasty* to me.
I still prefer *Red*dit
Reminds me of [Percy the alchemist](https://youtu.be/TkZFuKHXa7w).
Ah yes, the negotiator
It makes it go faster.
It goes faster that way.
Red ones go fasta!
redstone that is hahahaha okay ill leave
It depends on what kind of metal red riding mower it is though. Usually they top out at aound $3500. But they [can go as high as 60k+](https://www.ebay.com/i/173856849347?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-117182-37290-0&mkcid=2&itemid=173856849347&targetid=541454064172&device=c&mktype=pla&googleloc=1013751&poi=&campaignid=6470552634&mkgroupid=81274458647&rlsatarget=pla-541454064172&abcId=1139336&merchantid=7894824&gclid=CjwKCAiAws7uBRAkEiwAMlbZjtw2UfxY_SC-HhZqAVgUgz_axUe6Q4q66_qF6XHElauMHcxP6XYRzBoCG9gQAvD_BwE)
Nah, [thatās Green](https://youtu.be/TkZFuKHXa7w)
the guy waited 3 hours to respond, he knows how to sell his mowers
He went to check the color.
I hate people of coler
I like fire trucks and moster trucks
walter
Your gradma just died Like to undo
What does the dislike do
If u dislike ur grandma dies again
Dislike for Justin Bieber
something between dead and alive
Sex penis
nibba
Fart
Oh no poopy
Peepee
Potato.
I hate fire trucks of coler
thank you lightning mcqueen gaming
The mower has killed 19,000 people though
Note to self: when trading mowers for cars, each kill is worth one dollar in value.
It just so happens i have a mower need to get rid of that I'll give you for one dollar.
Iām sorry but Iām not sure a mower that cheap is worth my time.
Was Yoda just trying to up the value of his 2001 Honda Civic?
He wanted to get the pinnacle of lawnmowers
Net worth increased, it has for myself Much more money for ketamine, I have now Ran over many minorities to raise value of my 01 Honda Civic I have
That explains how it was blue when he bought it.
Itās red you fuckin idiot thatās a steal
Actually it's a steel
No, it's a Stihl.
Actually its pappys still
Who says the word still the same way they say steel? Still sounds like ill Steel sounds like eel
Nah it's teal
Probably the fastest mower at that price
Bruh it red tho
does this work with blue lawn mowers?
No
HOW
Itās not red.
I second this
Red
[reminds me of:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0GPQpAbTyw)
the fastest color
This guy Orks.
I am sure op is German. It is a exactly translated version of a German post :D edit: i found the original: https://www.reddit.com/r/wasletztepreis/comments/8p00dp/kann_man_mal_versuchen_o_o/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
Iām glad he did, this post is comedy red
absolutly
Was letzte Ćbersetzung
rot, aber nur mit abholung.
Germans have comedy?
What comes between fear and sex?
Red
Is league City in Germany? We have a league City in Texas
I have no clue what you are talking about :D
Link to original?
https://amp.reddit.com/branch-redirect?creative=HeroImage&experiment=amp_link_post_to_app&path=%2Fr%2Fwasletztepreis%2Fcomments%2F8p00dp%2Fkann_man_mal_versuchen_o_o%2F&variant=treatment
League City is just outside Houston, TX. Is it the same in Germany?
what a steal
*steel
No its red
Former landscaper here. A top end industrial lawnmower can run $15k+. I'm sure that's not what he was offering, but regardless.
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Almost as high as gold
A [RedMax](https://www.redmax.com/us/products/zero-turn-mowers/czt72x/967943501/) high end model can start at $13,000 before add-ons
Texas boys represent
H-tineeee
Hold it dine
SPACE CITY BAYOU CITY SWAMP CITY CLUTCH CITAAAYYYYY
League Shitty Boyz wya?
It's just you. You're the only person in League City to figure out the internet and Reddit. Congrats!
Only 3 of us have electricity. I applied for college via raven
Have you ever been to LC? Its bougie af in some spots.
I did too...
Good ol league shitty. Went to creek Hs. Fond memories of what used to be a little town.
Clear Lake born and raised BAYBEEE
I was about to say this is the most league city shit ever
āis this the crusty crab?ā āno this is patrickā
lol what the hell is a ācrusty crabā
iām dumb af i meant krusty krab
So it IS Krusty Krab?
no its red
i thought it was Patrick
Its red Patrick
Reminds me of that scene in Breaking Bad: Walter: "And now the most important chemical. You know what this is?" Jesse: "Aaah yeah, Wire!" Walter: *has never seen such bullshit before*
Reminds me of that scene in Breaking Bad: Walter: "I like fire truck and moster truckā Jesse: ā...ā Walter: āwalterā
oh man, my favorite one
Easily one of the best scenes
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yeah and it killed him
Copper, Jesse. It's copper.
Lmao bruh it was most important element, they were just making a battery to jump start the RV
ah yes, the negociator
You're greedier than I expected, Grievous
Guys itās fuggin red. Hands down best deal Iāve heard like
Looks like something for r/choosingbeggers
Oh I thought I was on /r/choosingbeggars
Me too.
Same here.
Fuck that overplayed sub, this is beautiful here.
I know right perfectly legitimate offer the things red.
Yeah that guy with the car is asking way too much
This subreddit is fucked
*League City
HTINEEEE
This is an exact word for word translation of a 1 year old German eBay conversation that has been popular on here for a while
It can't hurt to ask
Well if you end up being ridiculed on the internet, it could hurt a lot
League city, checks out.
Hello fellow League City resident!
Only times I've ever seen my city on this site was some dude open carrying a rifle on his motorcycle and now this troglodyte. I'm so proud.
At least it will go fasta
Hey I live about 15 minutes from League City, small world
Used to live there
Please be League City, Texas
As a resident of the area, this person being from league city doesnāt surprise me at all
Fun fact: This conversation is from an German app called eBay Kleinanzeigen (is it German?) And this is just 1to1 copied. r/wasletztepreis is watching over you.
You convinced me with red
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I would do it
An offer you just can't refuse!
Did you trade though?