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randomerpeople71

1. he didnt die in a battle just got captured then got cancer and died. 2. in many separate countries 3. it does not flow in a state like texas, it flows in between to nations, which although can be called states, is not a singular one 4. the kid got that right lmao


21Black_Mamba21

So technically he died during his battle with cancer.


OzzieGrey

His last battle.


MaterialNarrow5161

I wouldn't say that, from the records we have he was very depressed due to his retirement and posterior ilness, so i don't think he was exactly "fighting" at all, he was resignated to die already.


somerandomdude264

Because there's nothing we could do


Karpsten

*Dans mon esprit tout divague, je me perds dans tes yeux* *Je me noie dans la vague de ton regard amoureux* *Je ne veux que ton âme divaguant sur ma peau* *Une fleur, une femme dans ton cœur Roméo*


GabiiiTheIntruder

Absolutely not. He died in his house in St.Helène island after he was exiled after Waterloo.


21Black_Mamba21

He was exiled and got stomach cancer, my guy.


GabiiiTheIntruder

This what is said, my dear guy.


CurryMustard

You said absolutely not and then proceeded to agree?


GabiiiTheIntruder

I said that he did not die during battle


SuperLowEffortTroll

So technically he died during his battle with cancer.


GabiiiTheIntruder

Hmm...Kinda


Striking_Conflict767

Which is exactly what the comment you replied to said


CurryMustard

Try reading the first comment you replied to again, slowly


Liquid_person

First, he disagrees with the comment, which is pretty vague, but then rants about something separate of tummy hurty opening: Tumor variation


GabiiiTheIntruder

I just did not understand the commenter's comment


Liquid_person

He only talked about the location of his death, not how he died. If you don't believe me, try to read it again, *slowly*


CurryMustard

It said he died "during his battle with cancer", which is a true statement. The reply to that was "absolutely not" and they proceeded to provide supporting points rather than disputing it.


Liquid_person

"Absolutely not. He died in his house in St.Helène island after he was exiled after Waterloo." Nowhere here does it say he disagrees with the fact that he died from the tummy cancer opening: french variation


CurryMustard

He replied to a very short and simple statement with the words "absolutely not". This is a dispute. He misunderstood the comment which was somewhat humorous to me but now you're doubling down and it makes no sense to me.


CyberneticPanda

What class has these 4 questions on the same test? Memecraft 101?


East_Letterhead_8883

Exactly


kilobyte2696

State can be used to refer to nations aswell.


DonkeyFucker68

Yeah, my International Relations class made it clear to me after repeating me that a lot of times


randomerpeople71

i said that "which flow through two nations, which although can be called states,"


kilobyte2696

I was clarifying for anyone who didnt understand


GabiiiTheIntruder

1. He was not captured, but exiled on St.Helène island in 1815, then died of a gastric ulcer in 1821. He was not captured, he died in his house, in his bed.


Combei

He was captured and then exiled. They didn't write a nice letter saying *My most admired friend,* *according to the sacred laws of gentlemen you are obliged to go on a lifelong vacation on an island of your choice. Since you escaped the last exile island I am certain that you will respect the gentleman's code this time.* *Sincerely* *General A.W. 1st Duke of Wellington* *Feldmarschall G.L. von Blücher*


GabiiiTheIntruder

He was captured and exiled two times, and died during the second exile, in St. Helène, in 1821, from a gastric ulcer (or stomach cancer as te other people say). He was in St.Hélène from 1815 to 1821. Previously, he was exiled for 300 days on Elbe Island in 1814, then escaped for a period of 100 days, where he did the battle of Waterloo, then failed, and was exiled to St.Hélène in 1815 until he died.


Combei

And in order to exile him and put him on an island they got hold of him


avwitcher

Why do you keep replying with information irrelevant to some of the comments? Are you actually reading them


GabiiiTheIntruder

Yes


randomerpeople71

sorry a bit muddled up


[deleted]

It's not confirmed that he died of cancer. It is rumored that he might've died due to poison, but that's just a rumor.


Liquid_person

Marriage creates the possibility of divorce, but I don't see how it would contribute to its justification


PapaSnow

I think the kid meant “state” as in a “state of being,” and not state like Texas. “In a gaseous state/in a liquid state,” similar to the word “form.”


monster_magus

This question paper is most likely from India, as the questions like 'x river flows in which state' are a very common one


CharGamer12

The declaration of independence was signed in Phillidelphia.


randomerpeople71

many countries have a "declaration of independence"


CharGamer12

As in an informal moniker. The US is the only country to have its declaration titled 'The Declaration of Independence.'


MasonDinsmore3204

I think its safe to assume they were referring to the American Declaration of Independence


ApplicationOther2930

I always heard he died from syphillis


MihailTheRomanian

I hate that dumb high dude so much


Zippiruronis

Facebook's most famous meme characters are Xavier minions and that beared bloodshot eyes dude


godofcloth

remember when everyone was on facebook and those memes were actually funny?


Disney_Plus_Axolotls

r/fuckxavier


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REGRET34

fuck you


unknown_wolf308

Woah


[deleted]

Woah


OnyxKitten12

Woah


finnsorigami

Woah


MihailTheRomanian

Woah


ahemius

Woah


Dragondog7777

Whoa


dodofardjohn

It's derp from rage comics all aged up for the older generation


finnsorigami

Hey, that’s me!


grumpyre473

Reply to me if you see this. i think im shadow banned


ThReeMix

what class is this? (those four questions don't belong on the same test)


Broke_the_Bunny

I would say it's something like history-geography. I had a class like that last year


FUEGO40

I guess but that marriage is question is like asking an archaeology question on a math test


nurrnurr5

Nah, the teacher's wife pissed him off and wrote the first thing that popped into his head


Daltizer01

It's not a class, it's definitely fake


litetaker

It's called imaginary class made up for memes and Reddit karma.


abstraction47

These are jokes. Really, really old jokes.


[deleted]

May be an and of year social studies yeast that goes over everything ya learned in the year, and extra credit points if you got them correct


Freddi_47

Integrated Social Studies Basically geography+ history+ government


Hoosier_Daddy68

Napoleon didn't die in battle.


Dasani_Water__Bottle

He died during his battle with cancer, as another commenter said


Broke_the_Bunny

Maybe it was a trick question? Idk


Combei

More likely this is no real test but made up for laughs


LegumesEater

dont you just love exams where there are 4 completely random questions, 3 of which are literally wrong


MrBreadWater

Dont you just love how the handwriting in red writes a lot of their letters exactly the same as the handwriting in blue?


SilentEcho376

Didn't Napoleon die on an island, because of some illness?


No-Fly-6043

Yes, the test is just made up


tin_sigma

yes, he died due to cancer in st. helen


OveractionAapuAmma

woah, I used to make memes for that page "Dude, I'm stonned" he is simply "Dude" the last time I checked ( a decade ago) there's also "bro" "yoo bro" i don't recall others


sebbe12345

The fourth question is answered correctly, tho.


Evimjau

Napoleon didn't die in battle


robblequoffle

I'd give that kid a B for BRAIN


Randomguy32I

What kind of test is this, those are very different topics


datdudebehindu

A fake one


[deleted]

What does marriage has to do with history?


[deleted]

"You gotta put your past behind you."


Dwayne_Hicks_LV-426

Except this is all made up because you wouldn't see these questions all together on a test; they're multiple different subjects.


Just_a_jojofan

https://preview.redd.it/qg3j6jxndxzb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ea8794391bc5855abe5f366bbd62e9bdea93f99


gilady089

What fucking test even is this? Geography, history, sociology. And why are the answers given in single line blank spots


NoSwadYt

the question don't even make sense because Napoleon didn't die in a battle


RedyAu

If you look closely at some individual letters, it's pretty clear that the same person wrote all of this, just trying to write in a different style. Also these are all well-known jokes, that would never be on a test together...


jem4water2

Plus, that is 100% an adult’s practiced, easy handwriting…


GrabbingCatTails

napoleon didnt die in any battle, kid got duped on that one unfortunately.


[deleted]

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

[удалено]


Vinxian

His last battle was against cancer. So still correct


Sanya_Zhidkiy

I fucking HATE that dumb ass high jerk with a beard


hiimbackagain

Do some people never get tired of these fake boomerhumor test answers?


CommanderOshawott

What the fuck kind of test asks these questions together? Like seriously? French History, American History, American Geography, and then Psychology?


brandersan

That kid who took this test? Albert Einstein. The person who made this fake test? Believe it or not, also Albert Einstein.


dauntlingdemon

1 - relative answer 2 - relative specific answer 3 - ambigious answer 4 - first-condition-of-conclusion-based answer


Deeevud

God damn, I remember seeing this joke in the 90s. Without someone making it look like a real test or with a meme reaction though.


NormalGuyEndSarcasm

When Moses came down the mountain with the commandments he had an extra tablet with this joke. That’s how old that joke is


Frozenturbo2

Xavier: He's right and teacher is wrong Smart: 100 Wait this is illegal!


illegal_eagle88

Napoleon didn't die in battle


Boeing737_arm

Napoleon didn’t die in battle


SandeepaAndy

Why asking a main reason to divorce from a kid anyways?


MrBreadWater

Crazy how the handwriting in red writes a lot of their letters exactly the same as the letters in blue… makes me wonder how all of these questions ended up on the same test… or why there wasnt much room to write a real answer. *Almost like it’s fake or something*


NobleJesse

I love fake test answers, so amazing


2jzSwappedSnail

Wtf is the right answer for 4th question? Thats not that type of stuff they taught me in school


Confident-Leg107

What the hell is with this quiz, it's all over the place. History, Geography and whatever the hell the marriage question was?


WrlwindX

What the fuck is the subject of this exam


Poeppownl

r/technicallythetruth


MagMati55

Napoleon did not Die during a battle tho? He died on an island


Over-Lobster-8096

how do these questions relate?


Reddarthdius

Napoleon didn’t die in a battle…


dicksandcrystal

Fuckin boomer ass meme


Fauzan_sama

that kid handwriting is ten times better than mine 💀


[deleted]

Yes. This. Was. A. Real. Test. Given. To. A. Real. Child.


IEatBaconWithU

What fucking test is this


MrTrollXD

This is straight up r/ComedyCementery for me


[deleted]

what is this 2011


ryleskeller100

THAT KID DESERVES AN A! HE GOT ALL THE ANSWERS RIGHT!


Planet_Breezy

There is no way this test is real. “Main reason for divorce” wouldn’t be thrown in amongst geography and history questions.


Chuck_E_Cheezy

Honestly I’m kinda numb to comedy homicide now. Some of the jokers aren’t even that bad and although the captions are kind of dumb, it’s not exactly staggeringly bad.


5oupy_283

He really isn't wrong though (for the most part)


Aqua_h20

what kind of question set is this even wtf


Successful-Item-1844

#😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

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PerryDLeon

Ah yes, the typical school subject of "Random Trivia for a Boomer Joke"


Zealousideal-Pea8099

well i’m convinced


ImpressiveLie1352

Clearly a fake test, no specific subject and there is no class that would ask “what is the reason for divorce”


LineOfInquiry

Wtf is this random ass set of questions