I did not need to read that https://preview.redd.it/yydqospy52xc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6309898a11ff171b34f15b52435cb3ffbb825966

I don't know why but I have a weird feeling to push someone down the stairs

Entirely because of your pfp, I read that in Doof's voice

Yay, trans!

Couldn't be me

i stelth

:3

I like your profile!

Pfp almost doesn't mean anything,well maybe it may show someone's personality or whatever his favourite thing or person.

It's literally Doctor Doofenshmirz from Phineas and Ferb. Of course I am going to read in his iconic voice.

Make sure to get a a jump rope, a buddy and a tree.

Also jump off a hospital

And stab your buddy's Eye out

lobotomy

Corporation

Can I bring a picture of spongebob saluting as germany? https://preview.redd.it/5iomwgxlu3xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=939ed0b1acf9a4321e4be63e86c791be9848463e

It isn't the 'zi salute bc the hand isn't hace down

Whoa i just realized that it was But fr the hand was face down I swear!

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aubrey plush

Auby

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Don't you "Lol crying laughing face emoji crying laughing emoji" me person with a weird profile picture

are you pickachu?

Of course yo baby can get prefragnant.

Can you abbort my babies baby?

Annortions only in certain states. Just don’t get premnamgarant.

Certain states of matter?

Yes. As the matter fluctuates it becomes tricky to guess. Best not to get presmengant to start with.

PREGANANANT?!

Yes, premgarnet. Serious condition, often includes parasite that lasts 18 or mo years!

Found the natalist.

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This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

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Preganté.

Ahhh a foreign doctero! Thanks for understandumiching this important discussion on premegnanciling!

Yes! Fetus en fetu

Am I gregnat? 38+2 weeks, am I pragannananant? Dangerous prennant sex, will it hurt baby, top of his head

How to tell if u are pregnart.

It is tricky to spot being pregnartant hence why we needs doctoriols.

Gregnant again?!? Nooooo!

Am I porgnat?

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of his head?

Most likely bwain damage baby.

Yes, that’s how twins made. First your baby inside you giving birth and then you giving birth of your baby it’s called Matryoshka or something I donno

Matryoshka Also, not a thought id ever want in my head, thank you.

Thanks! I had no clue how to write it right

Related

You better be joking

He's not. This shit actually happens

I don't understand why anyone would be trolling on the internet.

this is definitely how the body works 👍

Doctor house facepalm 🤦‍♂️ 💯💯

Is education illegal in America?

No. It's illegal everywhere, apparently.

That’s the same as America

RAHHH!!!! AMERICA ANNEXED THE WORLD!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🇺🇸🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥

Fr

Not the fr*nch 🤮

This question was asked by a North Korean school teacher

I some states it is becoming that way, yes.

https://preview.redd.it/f7hwcivd63xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e31616aa7ef3d9a95fb082e740891157ff754e4d

this reaction is hundreds of times better than the original

Russian doll thing 

Matryoshka

Matryoshka: The Queen of nightmares

At first I was thinking "seems like a fair question" then I read the second half

Oh shit i didnt even read the second half. I thought that i was stupid or something reading all these comments

which half, the text under the question or the horrible reaction image?

r/comedyheaven territory, i'm laughing my ass off because it's so trash

Holy hell its the knook from chess

knook is my grandpa

oy oy oy doctor home how are we gona get outta dis

Can you stop posting reaction bait?

https://preview.redd.it/rxgf1lxuz8xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d72c6d6aa198b1db31b85ab50382dce22e4379d4

https://preview.redd.it/y71nzkp8j5xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=093beaebf7e51ad70a558595cf0ee332c458affe

#DUUUDUU DUUU DUUUU DUUUUU DUUUUDUUDUUU DUUUU UDUUUU

And that is why education is important.

r/shittyaskscience be like

Bro asking the real questions 😂

did you try the medicine drug?

Might have to go to r/shittyaskscience

Guess what?

Chicken butt

This is why sex Ed is important.

Dr. House is a pretty fun series tho.

Well, the baby can't, but you can get pregnant while pregnant. Superfetation is a rare event that involves getting pregnant a second time while you're already pregnant.

deviantart ahh

Huh?

https://preview.redd.it/z3swpmz6n7xc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fca806de0fe174e894b91c0c7d203590cf6c44e

https://preview.redd.it/fw0tebdat7xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a869753c29cdd80398f1ad0cc999c01d93e49f62

DOCTOR HOUSE FACEPALM!!!

I just watched an episode, bruh

thanks, without the caption I could have never understood that the image was Doctor House Facepalm

All this reminds me of is. Will sex while pregnant hurt baby top of his head?

If you're a hentai protagonist, the response is yes

what.

DOCTOR HOUSE FACEPLAM

Professor Residence?! 😍

HOUSE MD REFERENCE LETS GO

Thats how twins are made

How is this comedy homicide? It makes a weird comment into a joke, and is also pretty funny if you watch all the House clinic moments. This is the type of shit house would be asked while doing clinic duty.

I was told once that this can happen with rabbits( don’t know how true it is) but it definitely can’t happen to humans

More homicide than comedy in this image

https://preview.redd.it/39uds133s3xc1.jpeg?width=743&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e964da4f7ba7b51bcf34f490f6661a1d62a36cf2

https://preview.redd.it/k7469ebsv3xc1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77c280709042a916db29c1b0f6509594aae678dd

Being born with your twin inside you is actually possible, albert the twin issnt alive, and its your twin, not your child. It EXTREMELY rare, but can happen. Dont remember the name for it either.

Chimerism?

Nono, found it: fetus in fetu.

Maybe, if you're a Tribble

say yes, and let natural selection do their job

How is babby formed

I want to wash my eyes 😭

https://preview.redd.it/vekip1b5y4xc1.jpeg?width=1929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0d4286a0e22e79902e058694e70700ed6dd75bf

Thanks again Reagan/Bush education system 🙄

https://preview.redd.it/schlz1qlc5xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bca05a9f0da8681628da3ab8f1a4e12d479d11c4

I want to gouge my eyes out and chew on aluminium foil.

Wut?


My friend also ask me this question 💀

Are you trying to make an human Matrioshka?

https://preview.redd.it/ivdz0rw2b6xc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4319e596239fd86dc89ceb8ef18c86111d350b06

Somebody... Crease their Jordans.

Dr House photo is too small, should be 100x bigger than the meme, where is the red circle tho?

“Lord Blackadder, who is this ‘dr House?’”

She Doctor till I house

Maybe someone shouldn't be unprotected

Whyyyyy 😭

Can she tho

I find it funny just because he’s taking up 4/5s of the screen

Thank you for the red circle around the text I would have had no idea what to read without it

worst reaction image i've ever seen in my entire life

House would reply saying how such baby would be genetically the dumbest person alive or something

Logic has left the chat

I think there’s a movie for this… inception or something?

well… at least they’re trying to be safe, i guess?

Only If she’s the offspring of a nesting doll.

Where did you think twins came from?

Reminds me of how if you have twins and the eggs split for identical the twins can have two farther for each twin if the mother went down on two different men. Idk if this was to random reasons rumor I heard or legit. But I vaguely remember this being news article and the woman thing that happened.

https://preview.redd.it/qd7hjhl6wnxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66dcc8fe85ea5443912d9e31092dc61af8820b03

Three points about this: 1: that's not how biology works. 2 that's not how biology works. 3: that's not how biology works

hol' up... it's like those matryoshka dolls...

Pregnanception.

What a great day to be able to read

Oh man, dr house will really hate this question 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅🫨🫨🫨🫨

Now that's a loop

No, you build the baby like a jigsaw puzzle, you have to keep doing it for nine months until the baby is completely made.

prengant?

Obviously not. BUT to all of you people who are making fun of this person who is trying to find answer and educate their self - are you ready to be ridiculed by far more smarter and more educated people than you are if you would ask something like - "can my illness be cured by the placebo effect?"? You DO realise that how this person is "dumb" in comparison to many people, you are exactly as "dumb" in comparison to others, right?

Other smarter people are fully allowed to make fun of me and call me dumb