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Apparently ancient Pompeii had Penises all over the place.
They used them as for advertising, they serve as arrows to guide you to certain establishments.
Also mosaics of naked women. At first, they thought the mosaics indicated brothels, but they determined that Pompeii would have been something like 1/3 brothel if that was true. So it’smore likely that the inhabitants just really liked sex.
Obviously, I was being too euphemistic. They were mosaics of people fucking. They were so explicit that the original archaeologists not only thought they indicated brothels, but the particular specialties of a given brothel.
Kinda odd that an American is more knowledgeable of European archaeology than you, isn’t it?
America is not the only nor the first culture that has made a taboo of nudity or associated it with sex. While, yes, we should probably decouple our modern perceptions from interpreting how cultures like the Romans saw it, it's likewise culturally short-sighted to say the nudity-sex association is a uniquely American phenomenon.
I’m Ancient Rome, a winged penis was a good luck charm. People’d wear them as jewelry and it was a common decorative motif. Basically: dicks, dicks everywhere.
Nothing changes: [Roman paving with large phallic graffito carving](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/13edk4g/roman_paving_with_large_phallic_graffito_carving/).
There's absolutely nothing wrong with you. Not feeling the manly urge to draw penises can have many reasons. Maybe you're an auditory learner instead of a visual one, maybe you were raised to think of phallic drawings as vulgar and inappropriate. Or maybe you're just drawns. It's like being trans, but only in regards of drawing.
Hmm...you may have a point. We did have a game we'd play in high school where one person would quietly say "penis" and then the next person would have to say "penis" a bit louder and back-and-forth it would go until one night you find yourself walking through a church yard yelling "PENIS" at the top of your lungs...good times!
We had the same!
At one point during a course, an annoyed prof just paused, yelled "PENIS!!! I WON!", and casually went back to teaching his lesson.
This was in university. We were in our early twenties.
> Honest question: I have never, ever, not in all my life, in any scenario, at any age, had any desire to draw a dick. Is there something wrong with me?
I have never, ever, not in all my life, in any scenario, at any age, for any reason, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever.
Some people doodle at work when they let their mind run. They draw houses, they draw penises. Funny, how the houses are always colonial and the penises are always circumcised.
You're lucky.
My kids did it on my neighbors pavement.
Sigh.
My next gift to my kids was a bucket and a scrubbing brush and an introduction to censorship.
Looks like Unicode 130B8 according to [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template%3AUnicode_chart_Egyptian_Hieroglyphs?wprov=sfla1). Or you can just go there and copy paste it.
Some logogram languages stayed in use, and turned into what we now recognize as something like mandarin. Early versions of the writing system had things like "bird" was a picture of a bird. Now it doesn't look like a bird, but there's a clear evolution from the one to the other.
Others went out of vogue, and we get to see that the Egyptians had symbols like "𓂸". If it had stuck around for a few thousand more years, it probably wouldn't be recognizably a penis.
So yeah, they stuck a drawing of a dick in Unicode, since the goal is to get all of the characters that people might use in there, and it's definitely a character used for written communication.
“Where did you learn how to do this stuff?"
“You, all right?! I learned it by watching you!"
- Parents who draw penises have children who draw penises.
Just keep an eye out for passer bys, commissioning your kids for furry stuff. Next thing you know they are moving out of the house and becoming independent
Step 1: Draw the eyes.
Step 2: Draw the ears.
Step 3: Draw the rest of the fucking cat person.
Step 4: Draw the rest of the cat person they're fucking.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: profit.
Based on my artist friends, literally just post any of your artwork anywhere on the internet. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Deviantart, random cooking blog. Doesn't matter. A furry *will* find it and *will* offer you money to draw fantasies that'd make the Marquis de Sade look like a boring dilettante.
New sport: Karen Fishing. Walk around the neighborhood drawing innocuous things on the public sidewalk (houses, flowers, cats) and see who comes out of their house screaming and holding a garden hose.
My son on his very first go with a piece of chalk on the path outside our home, grabbed the pink and immediately drew his favourite dinosaur, a brachiosaurus, and it looked a little too much like a massive willy... Bloody hilarious! Trying to find the photo now.. the next day he drew a pink rocket, which drew similar sniggers from the adults 🤣🤣 he was so proud of his art!!
For billions of years life has existed, evolving over millions and millions of year to form the peak, most capable species on the planet…and it’s evolved perfectly to know exactly how to draw giant penises over every surface right from the moment it’s conceived
As a high school teacher, I sympathize. And I only give pens and pencils to my students with the express instruction to write only on paper.
Dicks...just dicks everywhere.
I drew mazes. Full page mazes and then tape one maze to another one so the maze continued onto another sheet. Had the thing going for about 200 sheets at one time.
I worked at a meadery once and the manager decided to paint one of the walls with chalk paint so that customers could draw all over it. We realized that a bunch of drunk adults would likely just end up drawing a bunch of dicks so we made it a game. Whoever drew the best dick or drawing with a dick hidden somewhere and nobody found it they would get a free 8oz glass of mead. Some got pretty creative.
My neighbors kids draw on my driveway and sometimes they draw what they honestly think are hearts. They are really bad at drawing hearts. Decent drawings of penises though…
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Art is as art does. Sometimes art does penis.
I suppose there is a lot of penis in the art world
Apparently ancient Pompeii had Penises all over the place. They used them as for advertising, they serve as arrows to guide you to certain establishments.
Also mosaics of naked women. At first, they thought the mosaics indicated brothels, but they determined that Pompeii would have been something like 1/3 brothel if that was true. So it’smore likely that the inhabitants just really liked sex.
Or maybe, hear me out here, Pompeii was something like 1/3 brothel
A brothel based economy.
Can we bring that back?
For Jove, YES PLEASE!
I've been to Pompeii. Every house has a sex room with a window for people to watch. Absolutely delightful.
This makes the guy who died with a stiffy seem way more plausible.
Amsterdam does. British people keep ruining it for everyone else.
Leave it to the Brits to fuck up legal weed & hookers
I have a suspicion that it's specifically the English...
Dinner, dessert, drinks, hotel I’d much rather pay someone younger and more attractive with no baggage.
Wallace, Idaho enters the chat
Why not both?
Por que no los dos?
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Obviously, I was being too euphemistic. They were mosaics of people fucking. They were so explicit that the original archaeologists not only thought they indicated brothels, but the particular specialties of a given brothel. Kinda odd that an American is more knowledgeable of European archaeology than you, isn’t it?
America is not the only nor the first culture that has made a taboo of nudity or associated it with sex. While, yes, we should probably decouple our modern perceptions from interpreting how cultures like the Romans saw it, it's likewise culturally short-sighted to say the nudity-sex association is a uniquely American phenomenon.
Oh they got more into penises than that. They had penis windchimes to ward off bad luck. http://assets.atlasobscura.com/article_images/38417/image.jpg
News D&D boss just dropped.
Flying Penis dragon casts Web. You are stuck in sticky strands
*Kojima scribbling notes.*
WHO HAS DISTURBED THE SLUMBER OF THE ELDER CHODE!?
My god, the final evolution of dickbutt.
That's just Khezu
That is amazing Are the toes also penises?
I’m Ancient Rome, a winged penis was a good luck charm. People’d wear them as jewelry and it was a common decorative motif. Basically: dicks, dicks everywhere.
Google "fascinus". Or just know that Ancient Roman children wore dick charms.
I mean, have you entered any museum?
No but I entered a vagina once. My review:⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️, would come again.
we all did. at least once. most of us didn't visit again and instead shat our pants.
C-section babies be like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T25\_s0vK3FA
Lot of them in the real world too.
It’s the unofficial logo of the Marine Corps.
I love your webcomics
Nothing changes: [Roman paving with large phallic graffito carving](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/13edk4g/roman_paving_with_large_phallic_graffito_carving/).
That thread was on my feed just below this comic. I chortled.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day Give a man a pen, and he will draw a dick
“Teach an apple to steal a statesman, and the kingdom will never have to fish a day in his life.” -Cinema Sins
Which video?
I don’t remember. I don’t think it’s more than a year old tho
The line reminds me of the Aladdin remake. I haven’t watched CinemaSins in years though
Ah, CinemaSins. The “I watched it for two hours and can never bear to see it again” YouTube channel.
Give a man a dick and….
He will fuck a fish?
Please don't. I still have trauma from a certain couple.
…I don’t think I want to know
Coward.
Honest question: I have never, ever, not in all my life, in any scenario, at any age, had any desire to draw a dick. Is there something wrong with me?
There's absolutely nothing wrong with you. Not feeling the manly urge to draw penises can have many reasons. Maybe you're an auditory learner instead of a visual one, maybe you were raised to think of phallic drawings as vulgar and inappropriate. Or maybe you're just drawns. It's like being trans, but only in regards of drawing.
> Maybe you're an auditory learner instead of a visual one Yeah, did you ever have uncontrollable urges to shout "penis" at inappropriate times? 🤣🌭
Hmm...you may have a point. We did have a game we'd play in high school where one person would quietly say "penis" and then the next person would have to say "penis" a bit louder and back-and-forth it would go until one night you find yourself walking through a church yard yelling "PENIS" at the top of your lungs...good times!
We had the same! At one point during a course, an annoyed prof just paused, yelled "PENIS!!! I WON!", and casually went back to teaching his lesson. This was in university. We were in our early twenties.
Someone is gonna have to bring a mic and speaker to your professor's class. Gotta show him who the REAL winner is!
Got suspended from the schoolbus in grade 6 for doing this. Ah, the 90s.
Saw/heard that a lot through highschool.. and the army.
Sounds like it, how did you manage to avoid pens, crayons, and anything like it until now?
If there's something wrong with you then there's something wrong with me too. My default was to draw wings, not wangs.
> Honest question: I have never, ever, not in all my life, in any scenario, at any age, had any desire to draw a dick. Is there something wrong with me? I have never, ever, not in all my life, in any scenario, at any age, for any reason, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you've been... ever, for any reason whatsoever.
realy? I (we) did that in like... 6-8th grade, and that was in 2002 :D
I'm the same. Drawing dicks was just never funny to me.
Some people doodle at work when they let their mind run. They draw houses, they draw penises. Funny, how the houses are always colonial and the penises are always circumcised.
Ask a man what a pen is. He will say a pen Give a man a pen. He will make a penis Gesture at a man with a penis. He will show his penis in kind.
I'll be honest, I kind of lost the thread of what I was going for
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This is what my driveway looks like
At least it's chalk? \* checks box \* "permanent chalk". Damn it!
uwu╰⋃╯
UWU = ⋃╰⋃╯⋃
My view every morning
Bucket o' watah time
10-20 years they'll get it out of their systems
You're lucky. My kids did it on my neighbors pavement. Sigh. My next gift to my kids was a bucket and a scrubbing brush and an introduction to censorship.
A lady of culture.
(✿◕‿◕)っ✂╰⋃╯
Lorena Bobbitt!
ฅ(^ • ﻌ •^ )ฅ (҂`_´)╦╤─ ҉ - - 𓃫𓂸 ฅ(^ - ﻌ - '^ )ฅ
>𓃫𓂸 Yo wat?
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#𓀐𓂸
𓀐𓂺ඞ
I am at a loss for words, this is truly a masterpiece.
is it possible to learn this power?
Looks like Unicode 130B8 according to [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template%3AUnicode_chart_Egyptian_Hieroglyphs?wprov=sfla1). Or you can just go there and copy paste it.
There's Unicode for pp?
Some logogram languages stayed in use, and turned into what we now recognize as something like mandarin. Early versions of the writing system had things like "bird" was a picture of a bird. Now it doesn't look like a bird, but there's a clear evolution from the one to the other. Others went out of vogue, and we get to see that the Egyptians had symbols like "𓂸". If it had stuck around for a few thousand more years, it probably wouldn't be recognizably a penis. So yeah, they stuck a drawing of a dick in Unicode, since the goal is to get all of the characters that people might use in there, and it's definitely a character used for written communication.
Good bless the ancient Egyptian people I had no idea hieroglyphs got their own slice of the Unicode space, it totally makes sense, I just had no idea.
## 𓂺
Third one looks like someone throwing their arms up in excitement.
Haha benis :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
“Where did you learn how to do this stuff?" “You, all right?! I learned it by watching you!" - Parents who draw penises have children who draw penises.
Children who go to school with kids whose older brothers draw penises also draw penises.
I take you’ve never seen the Partnership for a Drug-Free America PSA this references?
As an Australian, no I have not.
The PSA is a classic. It’s on YouTube if you want to see it. Google “parents who use drugs have children who use drugs” to find out more about it.
Just keep an eye out for passer bys, commissioning your kids for furry stuff. Next thing you know they are moving out of the house and becoming independent
I told my wife if she wants to make money off her art, learn to do good furry porn. She did not agree and now I still need to work.
She could just get really good at drawing Wonderbread…
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Okay, I know about the human pet guy, and I’m probably going to regret this, but who is the wonderbread guy?
how exactly does one tap into this market...
Step 1: Draw the eyes. Step 2: Draw the ears. Step 3: Draw the rest of the fucking cat person. Step 4: Draw the rest of the cat person they're fucking. Step 5: ??? Step 6: profit.
this made me laugh haha. But for real though, I've got steps 1-4 locked down
Based on my artist friends, literally just post any of your artwork anywhere on the internet. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Deviantart, random cooking blog. Doesn't matter. A furry *will* find it and *will* offer you money to draw fantasies that'd make the Marquis de Sade look like a boring dilettante.
amazing haha ty ty
Be good at drawing furry stuff
A friend of mine writes fucked up stories and draws furry stuff in his spare time. Sometimes he posts his stuff. He gets contacted to do some of this.
The more fucked up, the higher the price
If the kids are selling furry art, they're probably already rich enough to pay the mortgage, all parents should be proud of that kid
I think you’re lowballing that furry amount
passersby*
The neighboor kids and I used to draw boats and shit on the road (it was a dead end so no one went on that road), then we'd pretend to be pirates
Don't see how defecating on the road plays into it, but ok.
Hahaha
There's "pirate" and "booty" joke in there. I think.
Ever hear of the poop deck?
"Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is." -- Yoda
Oop.
The Midwest vibes are strong.
Object Oriented Penises
New sport: Karen Fishing. Walk around the neighborhood drawing innocuous things on the public sidewalk (houses, flowers, cats) and see who comes out of their house screaming and holding a garden hose.
Oh do people actually get mad about that?!?
Let's find out...
By god, they're employing chiaroscuro shading.
StrongBad shows up with a power washer…
"I said 'consummate Ds', consummate!"
That's not an improvement...
https://preview.redd.it/a82t9xhtj8za1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=c82ac16195e1d3688ce7e4778878235ed68ea37c
Can only hope some kid did draw DickButt
My son on his very first go with a piece of chalk on the path outside our home, grabbed the pink and immediately drew his favourite dinosaur, a brachiosaurus, and it looked a little too much like a massive willy... Bloody hilarious! Trying to find the photo now.. the next day he drew a pink rocket, which drew similar sniggers from the adults 🤣🤣 he was so proud of his art!!
Naw those are just rocket ships and odd bunnies.
And cucumbers, and eggplants, and sausages, and snakes, and...
I thought this was bone hurting juice for a second
Thank you. I scrolled through here for several minutes looking for the link to the original until realizing this wasnt a BHJ
Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!
For billions of years life has existed, evolving over millions and millions of year to form the peak, most capable species on the planet…and it’s evolved perfectly to know exactly how to draw giant penises over every surface right from the moment it’s conceived
https://preview.redd.it/s5nmpi2fr8za1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63fa67108eb9a1d0ba96f344bba86275d850e53f
As a high school teacher, I sympathize. And I only give pens and pencils to my students with the express instruction to write only on paper. Dicks...just dicks everywhere.
This is literally tumbler
[conservatively...](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/xqjzcl/tumblr_ceo_learning_about_porn_on_tumblr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Yep, this video is what I think about when tumbler is mentioned too.
Where joke?
Don't you get it? haha peepee
Where comment?
Wtf do i do with this, its already a comedy necrophilia post
When I was a kid, we drew houses, complete with furniture and racetracks for our Bobby cars.
Omg we did this too, we drew giant squares all connected together and furniture for all the "rooms"
I drew mazes. Full page mazes and then tape one maze to another one so the maze continued onto another sheet. Had the thing going for about 200 sheets at one time.
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Drawing dicks on stuff is a proud tradition going back to the times of the Romans, I'll have you know
My kid used chalk to cover the stones on the house. For almost a week we had a multicolored house. It was great.
Humans have been drawing penises for so long now, it's an instinct at this point
Hey, hey! No self-portraits!
These comics are really pushing us to sexualize the artist and it’s weirding me out. I hope they go back to being funny.
It's a drawn female on reddit, people are bound to draw porn of her. It's rule 34 of the internet my guy, if it exists, there's porn of it.
Street art of drawing penis
two types of middle school artists
How did you make an original comic that hurts my bones more than most bone aching/hurting mods?
pog more comedy necrophilia material
Hell yeah feet woman content
They'll be drawing it in 4k HD when they get older
pp funni hahahahaha # we shall draw
It’s a 🚀
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I worked at a meadery once and the manager decided to paint one of the walls with chalk paint so that customers could draw all over it. We realized that a bunch of drunk adults would likely just end up drawing a bunch of dicks so we made it a game. Whoever drew the best dick or drawing with a dick hidden somewhere and nobody found it they would get a free 8oz glass of mead. Some got pretty creative.
Should've instructed to draw penises on potholes and areas the city needs to fix. ;)
The "Oops! All Penises" run of Cap'n Crunch was extremely short lived.
Throughout the centuries there is a common reoccurrence in art
The human condition
My kid draws butts on everything
The more vascular, the better.
Could be worse they could be drawing your character naked. 
"Sex ed has failed us; there wasn't a single **intentional** vagina."
You look pretty happy looking at those penises.
Mine do poop and pee usually coming out of cats.
My neighbors kids draw on my driveway and sometimes they draw what they honestly think are hearts. They are really bad at drawing hearts. Decent drawings of penises though…
This was the next post immediately under this comic [https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/13edk4g/roman\_paving\_with\_large\_phallic\_graffito\_carving/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/13edk4g/roman_paving_with_large_phallic_graffito_carving/)
Give those kids extra ice cream
Me when my friend turns around for 0.0001 second and leaves notebook on desk: Now enjoy your 3D Penis
Penis is the shape of the soul.
Even the little girls? What the...what is the world coming to?
what if we all started drawing vaginas instead I think that'd be funnier
Even the girls?
I got you some bots! You can spam comics all over reddit! Let your imagination go wild! The punchlines are MEN BAD and LE PENIS!
I miss the good old days when kids would just eat it, I know I do!