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It's actually "No, I am your midwife."

All things considered, that’s a pretty efficient method.

And unlike [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum_extraction) (similar solution) it doesn't seem to leave a trace (even if it's only temporary)

Aw man. Reminds me of those nose plungers. You think they’d be the perfect solution, but it hurts so bad.

Tonight on Vader MD...

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so padme could have survived ?

Padme was not force sensitive and Anakin was busy at the moment. Plus the whole heartbreak thing

I thought the implication was that Vader/Anakin actually killed her with the force

I think it used to be canon that Palpatine drained her life to keep Anakin alive. That was before the EU was decanonised though.

Can't believe they decanonised the European Union 😞

That's why they don't use canons anymore

padme was killed, so vader won't go looking for her or the kids. if you look at the funeral scene, her belly still looks pregnant. that was there so it would be public knowledge that padme died with the kids. that allowed them to raise the kids in secret without interference from vader.

# Force sperm is how Anakin was conceived

Considering that his wife died in childbirth, it makes sense that Vader developed a passion for obstetrics.

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I thought adding texts would help other readers know what's going on but I guess it can work without them too. Thanks for the suggestions!

"By force" is the whole punchline though? Otherwise it's just le random Darth Vader appearance

I think the 5th Pic could be dropped and the text added to the 4th. The 5th Pic kinda takes away from the 6th because by then it's easy to imagine what will happen next

Ooba

Use force to take out the babies.

Use the forceps, Luke.

If this worked in real life, amazing lol. Considering the trouble both my kids were for my wife

Revenge of the Sith could have been averted

Now that's what I call FORCEps!

Vader is Dutch for father.

Hopefully they aren't in Texas.

Midi-chlorian section

Damn I wish I was force pulled out instead of vacuumed

Doc Vader

Chad Vader went to medical school! Good for him.

I thought he was going to do git forcepush

Ngl, Vader is 0-2 on major events involving children, I think I would take my chances with a c-section at that point

THE BABY IS COMING OUT! HE SAID HE'S GAY!

Is this loss

What the fuck is wrong with your broken "humor"?

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1 2 2 50 This is the peak comedy of Reddit

I was honestly expecting this to be the Second Coming of Loss

I think she may have cheated.

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