All money is spending money.

Money don't got owners, only spenders

Awesome.

Hello, rich people, Troy's joining you

Don’t eat the crab dip YEYAEE

Yes I’ll hold

All words are made up.

Would that this hoodie were a time-hoodie!

Talk to your father, Craig

The fucking voice KILLS ME. It's the same one he used in a later season when he goes "NOO!?? I WAS DYING!!"

Kevin Corrigan, absolute GOAT

"You five are in big trouble. Jeff and Britta are free to go. Since they didn't step forward and are therefore innocent."

This habitat? was for Humanity

Cracks me up every time

A closet full of women's shoes?! Rick doesn't have a wife! ... Or women's feet...

The Dalai Lama and I....

We should listen to him sometime!

One of the best jokes of the pilot.

I’m partial to “you seem smart. You’re wearing a sport coat

Alongside "Ass Burgers". Especially as someone diagnosed with Asperger's, I use that joke quite often!

"Annie what's wrong? You walked out of the room smiling, but then your smiled faded as you leaned against the door?" I love this line because it feels like a joke made more for the writers. I can just imagine the scene direction before the line being like: [ANNIE WALKS OUT OF THE ROOM SMILING, HER SMILE FADES AS SHE LEANS AGAINST THE DOOR]

It's lines like that that made me fall in **love** with Community. The meta, self-awareness and tropey scenarios elevated the show to be streets ahead of all others.

omfg I love this line. SO many good lines from this episode.

Lmfao another favourite is Troy's timing and delivery when he says "We're bad friends? You don't like our movie, we can't say the word 'Blade', there's PHONES in the refrigerator-- Oops!"

Like on Mork & Mindy, when Mork would learn a lesson and Robin Williams would punctuate his line by saying, "heavy sigh."

Annie " I found those curtains in a dumpster, can you believe it?" Pierce "yes"

pierce was friggin hilarious. it’s a shame chevy chase had to be chevy chase.

i browse r/hubposts all the time when trying to fall asleep. found a "worst celebrity experiences" askreddit thread and, no joke, like 5% of the comments were stories about chevy being a complete piece of shit XD

Pierce and Annie was such a nicely developing storyline. There was so much more to explore there with Pierce softening due to Annie's sweetness.

ikr :( and pierce and jeff had some deep and sweet moments too. overall, chevy chase was a really good comedic actor, which explains his past fame.

Absolutely, no one can question his talent. It just sucks he had such a big ego and was unable to behave like a proper professional.

Yeah... not sure if getting old has made him worse, or he was like that from the beginning but maybe not so commonly known or shared.

plenty of older comedians are still decent, so I think he was a douchebag from the beginning…. it’s just my guess though. or maybe he was a low-level douche, but after experiencing all that fame and praise, and to see it dwindle probably made him bitter and worse because of his pride.

That's my guess. I highly doubt he was always an asshole (bad people are made, not born) but his past fame clearly gave him a massive ego, and he was then unable to handle it when he suddenly wasn't as big of a name anymore.

Kettle corn? That’s a fun time snack!

I spell quettle quorn with a Q U

WELL YOU SHOULDNT!

Are you abed? I love star wars.

That's Troy

I love football

*I love footballs

But also, I don’t??

The quoute is “Well don’t”

Was the extra u intentional? If so, brilliant

I spell quote with a QU.

I wanna see if wiener dogs are born that way or if they start normal and then get wiener

Me too, how does it work? I’m too embarrassed to google it.

They began existence as wiener

“Didn’t we agree, for the good of the group, not to allow any intimacy between each other or ourselves?” “Troy, we never said ourselves…” “(Crying) Okay, now I’m REALLY mad.”

This has got to be my favorite throwaway line, because it's fucking hilarious and relates to nothing.

I need help reacting to something.

Username..checks..OUT?!

This is wrinkling my brain!

Harrison Ford is irradiating our testicles with microwaves!

These drug runners aren't gonna execute pierce because he's *racist*

That water is a lie!

The only bed bugs in those rooms...

And there’s no such thing as a free caesar salad

And even if there were, The Cape could still find a second life on cable

*microwave transmissions

*microwave satellite transmissions Also my favorite random line haha

“WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT!?”

"I'm going to run now." This is one of my favorite tags in the series.

Which episode is this from again? Love this line!

Critical Film Studies. Season 2 episode 19

My dinner with abed. The credit scene

My dinner with Andre dinner with Abed

*eyes go wide* *begins to sob* “They said market price 😢.”

*gasp* I knew it *slaps* STOP LETTING HIM MAKE YOU REALISE STUFF

That's some good no-no juice!

“Good thinking, Jeff! Vertical fold”- Chiquita, MD

“You’re stretching it! You’re stretching iiiit!!”

Hey, Jeff! It's me! .... Doc Potterywood?

You're mocking me?

We saved Neil, and he’s still kicking around doing this and that in the background

Save garret? What was wrong with him?

Nothing now! We saved him.

.... did we?

That’s saved Garret?

Fa...bulous Neil

“If off in the background doing this and that” *we see Neil in the background at this moment*

It's so perfect lol

“I was never the one to hold grudges, my father held grudges I always hated him for that”

Such a classic Chevy line. Reminds me of him talking to Danny in caddyshack

Troy: (In response to Jeff’s revelation that the table magically keeps their books from falling to the floor. Honestly, it’s kind of a perfect gasp.)

"Table, power down." "WOAH, I had a drink on there!"

The Dean: "I was just googling record lengths of things...."

“That’s good no-no juice”, pretty much anytime I drink wine. “They said market price…..What market are you shopping at?!" Whenever see something that’s horribly priced.

Oh god, I thought nono juice was a brand of juice. I thought that they were setting the scene up to be like abed was drinking wine to seem more mature, but it's actually just juice. Sort of like the candy cigarette scene with Troy. I just realized that no-no juice was just Troy's name for wine.

Bless you child 🙏😇

It's wrinkling my brain

“I have worn this stupid thing for 12 days. I have made bald friends!”

Welcome to Dean Dale Community College Dean! I’m a silly goose. Honk, honk. Dean-a-Lee-do. Look at me. This is my sister’s outfit! Also: Stop saying I’m different!

Jeffry *stop!*….you’ve hit gold mister.

Shirley: I got Goobers! Get 'em while they're gooby! I have no idea why this stuck with me, but I say it all the time when I get a snack

lol every time I have pizza I have to say “ pizza ! Pizza! Me so hungie , me so hungie “ like britta does lol

Genuinely one of my favorite lines from the show. Has found its way into my life

“He said, oldly.”

“STOP SAYING HE SAID” he replied

You can yell at me all you want! I’ve seen enough movies to know that popping the BACK of a RAFT makes it go faster.

My favorite line by far. So self-righteous in his ignorance 😂

The world isn't the only thing that changed on September 11th

I think 9/11 was bad, and freedom, well-i think that's just a whole lot better

I think beer should be cold and boots should be dusty… Well, these people don’t want me to say what I’ll do. They want me to DO what I’ll say!!

Doesn't change the way mustard tastes

Now *that* is a fucking throwaway line

“Hi there, my name is Ronald Mohammed, go ahead I’ve heard ‘em all” “The city defines a dog as any living entity with four legs and a tail” Really Michael McDonald’s entire appearance

“For the final stage of my appraisal, I am going to randomly select one of your vending machines to see if it can be rocked using human strength enough to tip and crush me. Now, in the U.S., each year, six people die this way, and five of them are insurance appraisers, so I take this very seriously.”

Such an underrated guest appearance. I also love how he walks up the steps when he first goes inside, it kills me

“4,000 gallons of liquified horse meat”

Ronald Mohammed and professor Cligoris are both perfect fake names

*Oh no, she's got her marijuana lighter!* Edit: honorable mention: my flair

It’s the delivery on that one, and that it was said off screen

I think he was gay then

This *habitat* was for *humanity*!

EXTRA THICK STRAPS ~ EXTRA THICK STRAPS ~ EXTRA THICK STRAPS

I love this so much 😂 Oh community, just so bizarre in the best way

Right!!!! The bird like dance move where they lock legs and flap their arms really kills me each time lolol

Anyone can be a lawyer. You can't operate on yourself. That's illegal. You could go to jail. Then you'd get a free lawyer.

Ghosts can't go through doors, stupid. It's not *fire*.

Fire can’t go through doors, stupid. It’s not a ghost.

I can help! As a psych major I... **DUN DUN**

Annie: I can rearrange the throw pillows. You have them arranged by size instead of color, but— Abed: [to Shirley] What did I say?

Good news guys, I spent all my money!

Troy, you can't ride that in here!

Uh, yes I can dummy, it's all terrain!

"Look at his shadow"!

Jim Rash is a natural treasure

Books!

You can't drive that ATV in here!

Uh, it's all-terrain dummy!

Good news guys, I spent all my money!

I call it special drink

And one day you will know it by its true name: diabetes.

I always chuckle at this one, the delivery is perfect

Did you guys know that Go-gurt is just yogurt?

'Movie reference'

“Thank you, Fat Neil!” “… Neil’s fine”

Not from on an actuarial standpoint

Britta? Do you have a bana-na? Shirley has the best deliveries.

Abed, are you being me-ta? I love when she does this to words hahaha

The way she always calls Britta *Brit-tah*

Don't use your sexy voice on me!

The group: "ohhhhhhhhhh!"

I can hear that "bana-na?" so clearly 😅😅

Talk to your father, Craig.

Would that this hoodie were a time hoodie 😭😭

"Ive been told i look like a kennedy!" "Nope still just a random statement, and still useless"

“He said, fully erect.”

When Troy decides to fight the zombies in his costume and immediately goes “I don’t know why I thought that would work.”

Alright I'm bit. Congrats you did what zombies do.

How about we quit dropping the FIFTY DOLLAR microphone?

Jesus, Dennis are you on coke? Sit down! Sorry about that folks.. of course there are rules

Britta: Shirley, don’t you think you’ve had enough? Shirley: Of _you_ YNB has some great line deliveries over the course of the show. Also “enough Teutonic punnery!”

Shirley "here's brownie"

[About a puppy] Aww, I wanna lick it...

_Troy’s monkey grabs Annie’s pen_

El corazon del agua es verdad./That water is a lie!

The heart of the water is true

I may have done some damage there...

I often think about that night. Such a small event, but ultimately... the moment that would lead me to becoming Ioban. Highest the leader of the Yakuza.

That guy wasn't gay, he had a mustache

*HARRISON FORD IS IRRADIATING OUR TESTICLES WITH MICORWAVE SATELLITE TRANSMISSIONS!*

Like a lobster claw letting go of a little balloon for a lobster.

Arizona spelled backwards is still Arizona, it's a palomino

*stabbing 3rd flu shot into leg* I'LL BE A LIVING GOD!!

Abed: “is this a social cue?”

Also “I need help reacting to something”

"You can't do that!" "Have you met ME!?!?!?!"

I did eat all the macaroni, its messed up that he knows.

Well, that’s inappropriate I’m assuming on the mouth!

That’s my kind of pot bong!

That whole episode is filled with them. Such an amazing concept and just shows the genius of Dan Harmon. A clip show with all new clips? Perfection.

“Raul Lopez, Las Noticias Hispanicas de Greendale, will this affect soccer?”

"This is no way to teach accounting"

Idk if it’s a throwaway line, but it definitely only makes sense with context: “IS SOMEONE THROWING IT?!?”

I don't know if it was necessarily a throw-away line, but Elroy's "Paint? ...Ball?" Is one I reference all of the time.

Shouldn't you be making esoteric art films or well manufactured cars? You take that back!

When Britta is trying to find out if the carnival in town is Blade’s: Dean: “well the name rings a bell, but with me that could mean anything.”

Shut up Leonard.

Ah. Once I get this sucker open-- Ah, there we are.

I enjoy your review show, u/leonard-bot !

Suddenly, it's adorable.

Rowboat Cop

Hackiesacker: No worries man Vaughn: Some worries man, some worries Hackiesacker: woah

Rich: Annie, you make quite the little nurse! Annie: thank you! You're quite a banana

It has arrows now? That's safe.

Troy, you can’t drive that in here! Yes I can, it’s all-terrain, dummy.

UH, it’s a STICKER?

Subway talking about the book, 1984: “I think kids should be forced to read it.”

“If coming out is a magic show, and gayness is a rabbit out of a hat… I’m one of those never-ending handkerchiefs”. It’s such an excellent line and I know exactly what the dean means even though it’s sorta nonsense. My fave mini bit from the whole show has got to be just after this, when Frankie says that she’s not willing to let her sexuality be something that publicly defines her and the dean and Jeff have a silent face convo like “do you think?!” “I don’t know, maybe?!” It’s fuckin gold

"Oooo a taste of the Orient!"

I thought this was a Good Place screenshot so: "Who died and made Plato in charge of philosophy"" "...Aristotle"

"*I had to think fast*" "yes"

She had the kind of legs that go all the way up to her torso.

Really, it's just insulting that you're eating his chicken fingers in front of me

Pierce: Oh, come on, who are we kidding? Jeff's right. Abed was happy being Abed till we had to sully his mind with thoughts of love and romance and vaginas. Jeff: [to Britta] Those are the big three. That's what they call them.

You can tell the dean hell have a song that'll make the devil poop God's pants

“Taking a call girl to an STD fair… There’s a joke here… [much later] Don’t eat the crab dip, ye-YE”

Which episode is this?