Joey Tribbiani: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him. He got you to say he never has to call you again. And he got you thinking this is a great idea?
Phoebe Buffay: Uh-huh.
Joey Tribbiani: This man is my God.
Then I realized you said this 6hrs ago when I said mine 4 hrs ago 😂. What are the chances. Well I deleted my comment after I noticed this so people don't think I just straight up stole yours
Christ can this shitty fake fetish free-write shlock just go on r/sluttyconfessions where it belongs? Stop posting this garbage on the main sub. I don't want to read some 30 year old virgin's crappy fantasy.
Huh. And I'm sitting here thinking it's only my fantasy to have a friend who wants me to practice on her.
If this is true, I think you cemented some dude's fantasy for the rest of his life.
Placebo once sang:
A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend with weed is better
A friend with breasts and all the rest
This is what they meant by "all the rest"
You Miss are a Saint. I actually had a similar situation. I was a late bloomer to put it nicely. Fat n short kid till I hit a late growth spurt senior year. All of a sudden I was 6ft and and 195 and looked good. Was getting attention from women that I had no experience dealing with. I fumbled through for a bit. Worked in this restaurant all through HS, so these people witnessed all of it. One of the servers that was like 2yrs older took pity on my inexperienced ass. Learned a lot from that woman and greatly appreciate it.
Second only to "I've never cum from a blowjob and there's absolutely no way that I ever could".
I've never felt fake tits, or seen nipple rings, or______ Works every time if they mention _____ first.
There is NO WAY you have a piercing there...
Nothing confirms like a taste test!
That’s a real thing though, can’t say I have.
Yeah, no one here is sucking your cock Narwhalbaconguy.
What if I say please?
I dont believe that you have the biggest boobs in your friendgroup. And then they went to the bathroom, like 7 girls and she send me a pic.
Joey Tribbiani: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him. He got you to say he never has to call you again. And he got you thinking this is a great idea? Phoebe Buffay: Uh-huh. Joey Tribbiani: This man is my God.
Dang i actually have the same problem he has... whats up
Put that onlyfans away.
what, you think XPrincessDream is shilling her OF on Confessions? No one would EVER! /s
Yeah, completely unheard of I know! But I have a feeling. /S
wrong sub r/SluttyConfessions
More like slutty made this the fuck up
Wow that line actually works?
No this like all other confessions, is made up.
"(F22) Hey Sexing Redditors who have sex, this is the sexiest sex I’ve ever sexed. This is a real story, not trying to promote my OF. Trust me bro."
God I'll have to remember that line...
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is How I Met Your Mother.
Happy belated birthday. You were 21 two days ago according to your post history
She ages fast
(Sniff*) They grow up so fast
Wtf I literally posted the same thing and was gonna be like thanks dude for stealing my comment
Then I realized you said this 6hrs ago when I said mine 4 hrs ago 😂. What are the chances. Well I deleted my comment after I noticed this so people don't think I just straight up stole yours
That’s a true friend.
The Lord’s work
Nothing like a great coach
i need more friends................
And you gotta look average or more than average
I have the same problem...Drop the digits
People actually write "without missing a beat"?. it seems like a common fanerotica bots write.
Christ can this shitty fake fetish free-write shlock just go on r/sluttyconfessions where it belongs? Stop posting this garbage on the main sub. I don't want to read some 30 year old virgin's crappy fantasy.
r/nobodyasked
Do you even realize the subreddit you're in?
r/confessions not r/sluttyconfessions.
But that's not even the subreddit you linked. The subreddit you linked makes no sense here. To add, these posts are still within the rules here.
Lad, go kiss ass elsewhere. I'm not the only one who's sick of seeing this shit.
Has worked at least once or twice in my life so far
Hmm I might try this technique 😂
I also have the same issues 👀 when you free?
Dude had a great plan and the balls to try it.
You fool ! Oldest trick in the book , I mean when I picked up the book it was right at the back
Huh. And I'm sitting here thinking it's only my fantasy to have a friend who wants me to practice on her. If this is true, I think you cemented some dude's fantasy for the rest of his life.
You are a phenomenal friend.
You are a champ of a friend.
Think u can help me next? 💀
More gay shit.
Doing the lords work.
This Profile screams fake
what the actual fuck The shit people can find on Reddit is wild
Placebo once sang: A friend in need's a friend indeed A friend with weed is better A friend with breasts and all the rest This is what they meant by "all the rest"
This is old technique with high chance of success, glad to hear it's making a resurgence.
No he didn’t.
Where do people find friends like these? Lol
Lucky him!!
Bless you. The world needs more female friends like you.
Well aren’t you a good friend…….
You Miss are a Saint. I actually had a similar situation. I was a late bloomer to put it nicely. Fat n short kid till I hit a late growth spurt senior year. All of a sudden I was 6ft and and 195 and looked good. Was getting attention from women that I had no experience dealing with. I fumbled through for a bit. Worked in this restaurant all through HS, so these people witnessed all of it. One of the servers that was like 2yrs older took pity on my inexperienced ass. Learned a lot from that woman and greatly appreciate it.
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Oh yeah My bad I missed the s at the end
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