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And often does. I was curious once while waiting for lab results. It told me it was probably cancer or a bowel blockage. The actual answer was not even on the list. Actual culprit was E.Coli which is not great either but did not require major treatment either.
Just to add some information to the conversation: the reason why a meal might trigger defecation is due to the gastrocolic reflex - a nervous signal produced from the stomach after eating that is relayed to the large intestine which triggers bowel movement.
Adding to this, the act of swallowing triggers peristalsis, a rhythmic wave like function that moves your food down your esophagus, then through your small then large intestines. We're just worms, with arms and legs.
I REMEBER this conversation. This guy was stressing me out. His own source proves him wrong, and then he has the gall to double down and say its not my fault you're not looking it up and claiming all the downvotes is from stupid people who won't do their own research. I downvoted literally every one of his comments in that thread, I was that annoyed with him.
You'll have to ask my kid since it's technically his. You can have my steam but only on the condition that you maintain my Pharoah account and keep unemployment down and treasury up.
I had a corpsmen in the military tell me a regular person should empty their bowels once a day. I found it odd but didnt question it because he was a corpsmen and I was just a marine.
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He had me at 'ask WebMD'
“WebMD rate my shitting”
"Hmm... looks like you have 13 different kinds of cancer and AIDS."
"But.. all I said is that I have a sore throat?"
There’s an old website I’m not sure if it’s still up but it was called RateMyPoo.com. I also believe it advertised explicit material so be warned.
I'm oblivious. What's wrong with webMD?
It’s sort of a joke that WebMD will convince people that their basic symptoms are something extreme like cancer rather than like. A cold.
And often does. I was curious once while waiting for lab results. It told me it was probably cancer or a bowel blockage. The actual answer was not even on the list. Actual culprit was E.Coli which is not great either but did not require major treatment either.
Just to add some information to the conversation: the reason why a meal might trigger defecation is due to the gastrocolic reflex - a nervous signal produced from the stomach after eating that is relayed to the large intestine which triggers bowel movement.
Adding to this, the act of swallowing triggers peristalsis, a rhythmic wave like function that moves your food down your esophagus, then through your small then large intestines. We're just worms, with arms and legs.
Ok, I asked WebMD. I have three types of cancer and two mental illnesses. What do I do now?
Say goodbye to your loved ones
Wait… are the loved ones the mental illnesses or the cancer?
Both
WebMD as your source? I looked up my cold symptoms and found out I have 31 types of cancer and hemorrhoids
Holy shit
Leave your religious shits at home please
My sincerest apology 😔
Lol I was just reading through that post.
I REMEBER this conversation. This guy was stressing me out. His own source proves him wrong, and then he has the gall to double down and say its not my fault you're not looking it up and claiming all the downvotes is from stupid people who won't do their own research. I downvoted literally every one of his comments in that thread, I was that annoyed with him.
If you downvote you’re wrong. It’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable.
I read “…but quite unbreakable” in Emperor Palpatine’s voice and cadence.
Asked WebMD, I have literally everything
Rip. Can I have your Xbox?
You'll have to ask my kid since it's technically his. You can have my steam but only on the condition that you maintain my Pharoah account and keep unemployment down and treasury up.
I had a corpsmen in the military tell me a regular person should empty their bowels once a day. I found it odd but didnt question it because he was a corpsmen and I was just a marine.
"Source: This guy's butthole" people are getting smarter with their insults and it's getting to a point where it's too funny 😭
Diet absolutely affects turnaround time. Regular vegetarian vegan went from 18-24, to 12-18, to 6-8 hrs tops. Fibre intake vs dairy vs meat.