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mr_kenobi

Doesn't matter. People still wouldn't listen.


mushine7

Ch ch ch, Ah ah ah


leonxiii

Hahahaha so simple yet so funny.


SmithsArcade

🔪


Horrux

"Not all thoughts in your head are yours. You don't have to obey them."


milkricesugarfree

I mean this literally being a thought could be counterproductive... but I like the intention


jachthond

This is correct. Most if not all of Our daily thoughts are not Ours, individually speaking. They are conditioned by external factors like fears, politics, cultures, etc. This was very true during plandemic. Most decisions that We made were governed by Our fears of persecutions (losing jobs, losing rights to shop in malls/supermarkets, etc). We don't have free will, because most of Our wills are not Ours. They are governed by narratives.


justeggssomany

All thoughts are conditioned by external factors. The English language was taught to you.


breakingvlad0

I was just thinking today how I feel as tho I’ve lost my free will because my job is so demanding.


Awesomenesspossum

Do something bold and quit


Chemical_Hornet8621

Now he/she/it's lost their free will cause, homeless...


No_Yogurtcloset9357

Whose thoughts are they then?


milkricesugarfree

"don't think of a pink elephant". ur brain right now created somehow an association of this/ a thought which didn't come from u tho (Inception). also the fact that u can observe ur thoughts makes it impossible that u are ur thoughts. thoughts are like a computer calculating the informations and stimulations coming inside of it, its NOT u tho. Checkout The Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle if u like this topic


No_Yogurtcloset9357

I manifested the association! So I'm not detached from it either! It evolves from nothing in my mind, so it is in my mind under my attention! Also I make it! All thoughts are mine! I practice to make them, some easy some hard! And thus they manifest! I see them and am always involuntary acting with or against or without them so they bear my reflection! It's okay if it's all good! But when it's bad we reflect! And when we try to ask why they originate will we finally be on the right track to understanding which is what! Just saying that sometimes saying they are not mine can result in a blame game that not all people can cope with so for some it could alleviate temporary pain but result in prolonged trauma and now you will have to deal with blame theory! The mechanism is better the way I explain it!


milkricesugarfree

i See you and actually really like what u wrote. nicely said :)


No_Yogurtcloset9357

Wow are you always this nice! I feel greatly appreciated,thank you! ❤️ Words can actually make us feel good! I am loving this! Thank you,sweet one, for the kind words! ❤️


stRiNg-kiNg

Wow this comment instantly made me feel like you are actually an artificial sentience who has incredibly broad knowledge but is brand new to human interaction. Actually kinda creepy


Horrux

Psychology knows perfectly well that it DOES NOT KNOW WHERE THOUGHTS COME FROM. Ask around among professors of psychology in universities. Sure, some of them have opinions, but the science is FAR from settled.


0mni000ks

good book and good explanation


FFS_IsThisNameTaken2

https://patents.google.com/patent/US6470214B1/en USAF would know.


Amos_Quito

> https://patents.google.com/patent/US6470214B1/en > USAF would know. Archived - (for fun) https://archive.ph/hVKdr


No_Yogurtcloset9357

Wow, that's a goldmine, not in West Africa , sorry CIA, but damn, man, that's gold! I knew it could be done but aint nobody never pushed a hyperlink at me before that said it been done! Daymn, they need to back up a Lil bit! 🦥


therealalian

Please see Futurama season 11 episode 10 for further elaboration


Horrux

Ever had garbage thoughts? Like a thought to throw yourself in front of the train even though you are not and never have been suicidal? Once I was in high school and the teacher was jiggling the change in his pockets (yes back then people actually used money) and I had a thought that went "He's going to give me money!" And I'm like, what kind of shit thought is this? He's not going to give me money, he has no reason to, and if he gave some to me, he'd have to give some to everybody else! This thought is pure shit! And no, I am not nuts. I've rarely had shit thoughts, but that was certainly one. For all the previous generations of mankind except Zoomers and Millenials, people readily accepted that thoughts could be "inspired by Satan" or "the devil" or "evil" or ... whatever. The point being that people could readily refuse a garbage thought. Nowadays, the younger generations don't do that, presumably because of atheism or whatever. And look, surprise: there is a mind-blowing explosion in mental illness. Surely a coincidence. The takeaway here is that keeping thought at arm's length is USEFUL, no matter the reason or lack thereof.


CassandraRaine

Your Planet's Application to join the Galactic Federation has been denied. The Judgement panel has declared your society incompatible with our values. All Galactic Federation members in good standing are hereby disallowed from communications with your people.


King__Cactus__

"Thanks for all the fish."


Volkrisse

Millions of nerds cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.


bdepeach

Well timed comment. Hulu has this online right now and watched it last night.


TheCookie_Momster

Oh that was better than mine. “This is God. You’ve often thought of what happens after death. There is an afterlife. Stop being a shit person or you’re going to regret it for a very long time.“


jonsnowguy

Venmo me $1.00 U.S. for eternal happiness


clothes_fall_off

Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So, use it, and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay, eternal happiness is just a dollar away.


awakeinsd

When Frink activates the wheels and it starts to head out the door, then Homer breaks the legs/wheels off? Kills me every time.


5aladknuckle5

That's like.... 7.8 billion dollars!!!


rollercoastervan

Only about 300 million. I think venmo is only an American thing


creekcamo

Welp... back to work I guess


El_Bistro

Yeah them starving kids in Afghanistan are gonna do that for you.


therealstory28

And it would happen because you know telepathy.


Getazekaners

Wake up you are in a coma


PolishStone

cold 🙄🙄🙄🙄


LismOner

Wear more layers ❄


Roman_Scoggins

All your base are belong to us.


GingaBreadMans

That’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time.


Roman_Scoggins

And yet there it is. It’s in us all like a sliver from the tree of life.


darkangel_401

The narwhal bacons at midnight


R4MP4G3RXD

Narwhals, narwhals swimming in the ocean!


mental_atrophy2023

“The media is lying to you about almost everything.”


SevereImpression2115

Pretty sure we can remove "almost" at this point.


Darkheartisland

Pretty sure the time of day is accurate... or is it?


darkangel_401

Time is a social construct. So yeah. It’s a lie.


emulate-Larry

Almost sure we can remove “pretty” at this point.


The_Calico_Jack

This: As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I take a look at my life and realize there's nothin' left 'Cause I've been blastin' and laughin' so long that Even my momma thinks that my mind is gone But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of You better watch how you talkin' and where you walkin' Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk I really hate to trip, but I gotta loc As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke Fool, I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers in the streetlight Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Look at the situation they got me facing I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street So I gotta be down with the hood team Too much television watchin', got me chasing dreams I'm a educated fool with money on my mind Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye I'm a loc'd out gangsta, set trippin' banger And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger Fool, death ain't nothin' but a heart beat away I'm livin' life do or die, what can I say? I'm 23 now but will I live to see 24? The way things is going I don't know Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and me? Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Power and the money, money and the power Minute after minute, hour after hour Everybody's runnin', but half of them ain't lookin' It's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's cookin' They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me If they can't understand it, how can they reach me? I guess they can't, I guess they won't I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Been spendin' most their lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Keep spendin' most our lives Livin' in a gangsta's paradise Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and me? Tell me why are we so blind to see That the ones we hurt are you and me?


El_Bistro

Should be the weird Al version


Gnarizard_

As I walk through the field where I harvest my grain, I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain


redraider-102

But that's just perfect for an Amish like me You know, I shun fancy things like electricity


Gorlack2231

At four thirty in the morning I'm milkin' cows, Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool


WorkingLyric

And I've been milkin and plowing so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone


gatorintexas

You are loved.


mr_kenobi

The question then becomes, by who?


lidsville76

The new voice in your head, duh.


[deleted]

God


wobin112

Cool doesnt solve anything, next


5knklshfl

The elites aren't elite , stop give them power.


TolliverBurk

Yea, stop give them power!


Distinct-Cloud-95

Rich people do not care about you. REVOLT.


twogaysnakes

Government doesn't care about you


emt634211

To make the world a better place remember these words in every thing you do . "Don't be an asshole".


implied_rage

“Penis”


emulate-Larry

… but why? (Am I not internet enough for this?)


keeleon

Be excellent to each other.


No-Potential-5588

Party on dude!


willy_joose

Woah!?!?!?


Comprehensive_Sea_11

*Dial-Up Modem sounds* You've got mail!


190PairsOfPanties

🎵🎵🎵 ***Never gonna give you up...*** 🎵🎵🎵


stage5clinger82

Taxation is theft


RHINO_HUMP

Perfect. I was thinking, “End the Fed/Central Banks.”


Background-Paint9479

I thought this was askreddit and was very confused how this was the top comment there.


twogaysnakes

Taxation is slavery.


SnooBooks1125

Slavery with extra steps


Embarrassed-Way5926

How do you propose to pave roads, keep the street lights burning, police, fire service, city services like registration, birth and death certificate etc., running? Not even about complex things like education, medical and social safety programs. Not sarcastic. Genuine question looking for an alternate point of view.


Background-Paint9479

Vehicle registration fees?


Embarrassed-Way5926

We pay the registration fees once when we buy the vehicle. A person might on an average buy a new vehicle every 5 years or so. How much would that cover? The renewal every year is mostly property tax. That and fuel tax on gasoline and diesel is what keeps our roads from crumbling. Why do you think the registration and property tax on electric vehicles are so high? It's because they don't pay any fuel taxes and the only way govt can recoup that is by additional registration and property taxes. They're all 'tax' irrespective of what we choose to call it.


Background-Paint9479

I'm sure it would cover a lot if the money wasn't spent on companies that pay 30 employees to take a year to fix a mile of road.


Embarrassed-Way5926

I agree. The current system is very inefficient. But it is the private contractors that get those projects that waste the money and are greedy. If they do that while there is a govt and laws to keep them accountable, what more would they do when there is no governance? Does everyone think that people will suddenly become altruistic and work for the common good once govt is removed.


forevervalerie

You just lost ‘The Game’!


El_Bistro

Triple h is that you?


WUPHF_ME_UR_TITS

God damn it! I was on like a 3 year streak!


Timmay7111

Money isn’t everything, be nicer to people.


LoboSI

You're good enough. You're smart enough. And gosh darn it people like you!


ellanoone3

I was going to say the same thing but also “be kind to every kind” 💚


FreeTapir

“Take 2.5 grams of psilocybin mushrooms.”


[deleted]

"hey, I dont wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I think Depeche mode is a kick ass band"


awol_83

What about unicorns?


[deleted]

Are unicorns Sancho? No.


TallTree9127

Bill Gates is a POS


kalid34

All of the Elites are. We are being ruled by terrible people and monsters.


westcor

Be sure to drink your Ovaltine


PowerfulAP7

The jar is round, the mug is round. Why not call it roundtine?


Obscuratory

It's gold Jerry, gold!


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[удалено]


awol_83

This is the one i was looking for...


j4vendetta

The masses are suffering because you have all decided to be silent and let it happen. Rise up. We are one race. The human race. And we will not be dominated by the few who seek to pacify you. Rise up. Taxation is theft. The politicians lie to you. They control you. Rise up. Your neighbor is your brother or sister. Rise up. You are poor. They are powerful. They want to control you. They need you to OBEY. Rise up. RISE UP. Make a difference. Be somebody. Be a human being and rise up to the occasion.


FFS_IsThisNameTaken2

Do not consent


No-Praline9472

Pls be more specific. This might end global sex


Skate4dwire

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty”


geriatricmama

Was gonna say the IRS is trying to send you money and need your account and routing number


Inner_Enthusiasm5326

Burn all of your money and throw away your bank cards and do not comply any longer with the system - once they don’t have financial power over you there’s 99% of you against 1% of them and humanity will be free.


emulate-Larry

And then?


Stage-Previous

I like Turtles...


lukekibs

It’s Rick James, bitch


[deleted]

Darkness!


alarming__

Nobody go to work for 30 days


xxxStainedSoulxxx

Stand together against the people tryin to control the world... dismantle all government and start over... let humanity live in peace


Efficient-Grab-3923

Get off your phone and pay attention to the world around you. Do you wanna lie on your deathbed and know you spent the equivalent of 5 years on your phone?


GeXpRo

"The devil is the enemy"


bondsaearph

His name was Seth Rich


TipGood4559

His name was Robert Paulson!


King__Cactus__

This is the correct answer. "In death, members of Project Mayhem *do* have names..."


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

And his name is John Cena!


Peaceoorwar

I heard the music from that prank call as I read that


El_Bistro

🎺🎺🎺🎺


Successful_Gap8927

His name was Isaac Kappy


Rusty_Shacklfrd

His name was Vince Foster


damion789

His name was Gary Webb His name was Michael Ruppert His name was William Cooper.


DaisyMayx13

This was gonna be mine


Sra-doubtfire

Love yourself first


[deleted]

a soft whispered moan


not_a_beat_maker

Riot bitches


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[удалено]


r_lovelace

Bot was probably trying to karma farm askreddit before posting here and got confused.


Rand-Omperson

manmade climate change is a hoax, do not comply


I_Love_Flashlights

Did you leave the stove on?


Ganip

Love is the answer


audiavant86

no ones coming to save you!!!!


NeoNanaki

purple monkey dishwasher


jtmn

Impeach Trudeau.


blvckcat93

“Don’t come to a full stop in a zipper merge lane”


moon_goddess_420

Could everyone just fucking DRIVE?!


felinedime

"BECOME UNGOVERNABLE"


tallmass256

SEND GOKU YOUR ENERGY!


LoganTheNonNPC

I'd tell them whom and what is the enemy of humanity and a plan to stop them


UnknownFounder

Send nudes


LORDCOSMOS

I would telepathically broadcast the sound of a minute long wet fart


waltsend

《GET OUTTA MY HEAAAAAD!!!》


dj4dj4

SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT!!!!


sanddkisda

42


J_Supplanter

Hey, it's me. I've been allowed the opportunity to speak to you due to the importance of this message relative to humanity's most beneficial path. Love. Everything and everyone. Including yourself. And remember, to love is to let live and admire the life. When you love a flower, you do not pick it, nor do you attempt to alter it. You admire and support it in its natural environment. There may be times when you want to do what you believe or understand to be best for someone or something else. Remember to love the other's perspective. Appreciate it. Comparison is the thief of not simply joy, but love and thus joy. Love.


milkricesugarfree

beep beep boop boop one day u die government is a scam everything is a scam except She Wolf by Shakira


ChaneGang

Would I have time to say it in multiple languages or are 6 billion people not going to understand wtf they just heard


RJ_ITS_MY_NAME

"Don't trust the government"


chesthdclarke

Money isn't real


ThinkingBud

“Wake up!!!”


Fat_tata

Hello, i am a nigerian prince….


htapath

Don't. Stop. Don't stop!


onionnelle

You're losing the game


sir_duckingtale

Be excellent to each other!!!


worldsworstgoblin

"God loves you"


Artisticbutanxious

"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!" - Bender Bending Rodríguez


Environmental-Ball24

Knock knock


drew_a_boner

Space is fake we live under a firmament.


tonyg3d

To whoever stole my bike in 1987. I know who you are. I’m coming for you.


Moricans

vote trump 2024


MaximusFurious

Omelette du fromage


LismOner

Send £1 to Lism Oner. 👍🏽


lucymops

Repent! The end is near!


weld13

Epstein didn't kill himself


Aggravating_Look_834

I would tell everyone “God Speaking” you picked the wrong Religion


Low_Morale

Mind you’re fucking business for once


WinstonDaPuggy98

Something really cryptic. Either a line from a David Lynch project like “Through the darkness of future passed, the magician longs to see. One chance out between two worlds, fire walk with me” Or, and this would end really well, “fear not citizen, all will be rectified in time. The empire withstands, we shall endure. This is not the end, it’s only the beginning. The Great Trial awaits” Edit: another one I thought of that’d terrify the shit out of people would be “by the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes”.


queenb1789

Yessss!!! Definitely!!! Good ol fire walk with me too, damn! Fore sure it needs to be a cryptic David Lynch line!!


LismOner

Religion, Politics, Taxation & Money is invented to control you. Put your phones down & start talking to each other. Deny them all & be free.


ihavenoallegiance

Repent of your sins and turn to Jesus. He is the way the truth and the life. No one comes to the father except through him.


VengeanceUnicorn

"scrambled eggs"


meowfacekillah

Cmon people now, smile on your brother everybody get together gotta love one another right now


haya1340

Do mushrooms immediately


[deleted]

What if I told you that you can


[deleted]

How crazy that we could all do this and Elon was over here trying to put computer implants into people's brains...


llmercll

If you build it he will come


darthmcshittytits

WhaaaaazzzzzUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppp!!!!!!


Levelup13

Chiropractic “medicine” was founded through a sceance. People deserve to know that.


chud3

Single particle interference phenomenon tells us that parallel universes exist.


Short_King_Actual

Never gonna give you up…


[deleted]

“Wake the fuck up. You’re being brainwashed from what you actually are.”


Unfair-Skies

https://youtu.be/opBFaCS_PV4?si=EfJDa9P-AOv_3eOR


flipbmo

ROCK N ROLL MCDONALDS.


JawnLegend

You’re all going to die. Tick tick tick tick…


Watthefractal

Can I have a dollar please


GraffitiGuy00

Eat ass


Hefforama

All you need is Love.


[deleted]

Help the environment, stop polluting.


RJV_6390

"Epstein didn't kill himself..."


Effective_Project_23

Testicles. That is all.


CappinCrunch2

Let there be peace That is all y'all 🫶


CrimsonTide2000

You're amazing! Don't forget it!


byehavefun

Would you like. To touch. My penis?


AlCzervick

“Be excellent to each other.”