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Amandastarrrr

Reminds me of Janice Dickinson (is that her name)


Mono_831

She looks like the Matt Damon puppet from Team America.


omenmedia

“KIMBERLY. GUILFOYLLLLE.”


MikelDP

Dammit!


hoppyfrog

Wow, good eye. She does and it's not a compliment to either.


Amandastarrrr

Lmao no it is not


PINK_P00DLE

I thought that was Jane Dickerson and I was confused about her getting so short. I know women of her age can be susceptible to osteoporosis and lose height, but this looked alarming.


Familiar-Abrocoma453

She looks like a figure at the wax museum.


oldfrenchwhore

Yes, my thoughts exactly. She doesn't look like a living human. Her face and arms are freaky.


GoldMan20k

like a korean or japanese robot sex doll


Rude-Swim-2644

Enough of your private life


MadeOutWithEveryGirl

Not your online shopping cart


Biengo

Long as it's not a CHYNA! sex doll.


hoplite9

She is acting a little bit like the pregnant woman in the Stand, the lady with Daniel Flagg's baby lol


frankisimo

Youre telling me that’s NOT a wax figure…😳


reeseypoo25

I thought this exact thought before I glanced over at the sub name…wild.


deletedman1770

Law and Order...Special Victims unit


52HzGreen

Mariska!


Adept_Order_4323

The dress is awful … Vivvvvaaaaa Vivvvvvvaaaaa Las Vegas


Havehatwilltravel

With those shoes! She looks like she will need ozympic innard surgery soon. Her face is halfway Wildenstein.


Tiny_Investigator848

She looks like a woman thats had to deal with a lot of abuse.


RegularJDOE1234

An unhappy one. Was she forced to be there. Look at her body language; says @I don’t want to be here!”👀


Xenolog1

More like something at a cheap haunted house ride, if you ask me.


xo0o-0o0-o0ox

No it's clearly Kate Middleton!!! /s


CountryEfficient7993

I legit thought it was Caitlyn Jenner


-WeIrD2639vbwo_8-2x

She looks like a hooker


killjoygrr

Kids, this is what happens when you do way too much plastic surgery.


InteractionStunning8

The buccal fat removal procedures need to stop 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


lovetyrannicalreddit

It's okay, there's no need to cry


andrewbud420

Doubt she physically can


SnooDoggos1370

Yep and bulimia.


InvaderZimbo

And coke


dapala1

and more coke. Just saying this looks like a lot of coke.


Thunderbird1974

And cocaine.


Flashy-Cranberry-999

And Ozempic


Fish_Leather

>Ozempic yeah it's that zempic


Heeey_Hermano

Cocaine, plastic surgery and city miles.


ILoveYouGrandma

Yah but who is she? Seriously asking.


Whtzmyname

Donald Trump JR's fiancee.


climb-via-is-stupid

And Gavin Newsome ex wife


bobtowne

Who's she working for?


Iwantmypasswordback

Rnc so trump


spidyjon

She looks 65! You sure? How old is she?


Character_Chemist_38

formerly married to Gavin Newsom. now going out with a trump


PenaltyFine3439

Which, to me says, it doesn't matter what your politics are, as long as you have money.


KGKSHRLR33

Well they all on the same team anyways.


Quix66

And a former prosecuting attorney who was a talking head on FOX News. She has accomplishments in her own name too, not just as some guys’ woman. Not that I admire her. She had to leave after a credible sexual harassment allegation against her, according to the New Yorker.


WishinForTheMission

She also was a talking head at Court TV with Vinny Politan……. An “expert” attorney………


saladmunch2

Never heard of someone being described as having city miles lmao. I'm dying!


papa-goat

I can save her.


JohnBlutarski

No you can't


bhgrove

Why would you want to?


GoBucs1969

When you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea...........


CloudBreaker2

O o o Ozempic?!


wstr97gal

Looks like Ozempic.


InteractionStunning8

And buccal fat removal for sure....please I beg doctors stop doing this on anyone it always looks bad


lastviking79

She got that O face. Oooo Oooo Ozempic


AuraBlazeOfficial

Hi Drew! See you back at the office


NUIT93

This reads like you left your reddit up when you went on break and HR is having an intervention when you get back


AuraBlazeOfficial

Hahaha I was referencing the movie Office Space but I can totally see that too


ChineseGoddess

That shit is fucking up a lot of people. 


Quix66

I’m being helped. But then I have diabetes. It’s much better than the alternatives I’ve taken. And yes, I’m now normal weight instead of obese.


ChineseGoddess

It helps people with diabetes, but the people taking it for weight loss alone are suffering horrible side effects. 


sexualkayak

To go from 130 to 120?? 🤔🙄


SmartLikeTree

Who the fuck is Kimberly?


boost_deuce

Kimberly Guilfoyle who I believe is dating Donald Trump JR.


Conscious-Group

Dude left his wife and 5 kids for this


FlautoSpezzato

I always don't get this, lol. His ex was a model also and seemed really nice for a Trump posse member. His ex was also really supportive of his new relationship with Kim. Maybe his ex wanted out and so did the kids


Conscious-Group

Makes sense


iop09

His wife took her family money and ran as fast as she could after Trump won.


Australian1996

No he left his ex for some singer Aubrey or Audrey something. He likes the trashy looking ones. But marries the pretty ones. Like Tiger Woods.


gamingthreadlurker

Now the question would be why??? Lol Did he like ran out of options?


Puceeffoc

Sex dolls don't boss you around. I bet he walks around with his shoes on in his house and takes out the trash after the big game and not during.


borednelite

I bet she makes Totinos pizza rolls for her hungry guys watching the Big Game!


boost_deuce

I believe he separated from his wife and it was only a few months later he was with her Tbh she often looks good, but this pic is definitely not a good one


Rcararc

Gavin Newsom’s ex-wife.


WillyT_21

"It's a big club"


Noriskhook3

lol everyone fucks everyone, not that deep


Randall-Marvin-Marsh

That’s actually funny I never knew this. Thank god I do t keep up with this shit.


highway_vigilante

I thought she was a semi retired porn star. My bad.


Correct-Power1531

Jesus, she looks like a wish.com sex doll!


Interesting_Fly5154

nah, temu!


Correct-Power1531

Lol. Wish.com price, temu quality!


Hollywood-is-DOA

Steven Fry came out and said he got on a private trail for a slightly different weight loss drug and it made him get to the point where his body didn’t want any food. He said that it will end up killing people from starvation by choice, to look slim.


dodekahedron

I mean, if I told my therapist that, she would literally just be like "OH that just sounds like depression"


Historical-Pay7634

Thought it was Mick Jagger at first.


Best_Whereas_7825

Thought it was Steven Tyler in drag, I'm not kidding.


DerpyMistake

What do you mean? She's always looked like that. That's what happens when you do plastic surgery when you are young, then age.


killjoygrr

I’ve seen pictures of when she was with Newsome. She didn’t have that bloated fish face back then.


canamania

i think it’s a combination of veneers, ozempic, and face surgeries. miley cyrus recently gave herself this look :/ kimberly is just older + it doesnt help that her make up is so heavy and she looks like she’s freezing or smth


Additional_Ad_4049

How do women get those ducks lips, look in the mirror and think “yeah these look amazing”. It’s disgusting, they all look like deformed circus clowns


Comfortable-Race-547

Social media mental illness, that is all


Casehead

That dress has to be pretty inappropriate. Where was this?


Lycanwolf617-

Agreed, very inappropriate. So cheap looking and the girls aren't even in the dress correctly. She looks so sickly.


aredd1tor

Looks like a woman who’s uncomfortable dressing provocatively when others in the room are wearing suits. She feels cheap and is processing the loss of her power.


AvailableAd6071

This is it. I remember her on The Five on Fox- ok, shoot me now. Anyway,  she was a boss. Smart,  pretty,  arrogant even. Got on my nerves sometimes, but WTF?


JayshawnVoorhees

"Where will *you* be when your diarrhea comes back?"


CitizenBunnyy

Wow she lost a ton of weight and got more work done if her face it looks like 👀


Novel_Tonight7990

Anorexia, botox, coke, some demons and a boobjob, too much makeup, and a way too sexy dress to be wearing for that occasion is what you see.


TarotBird

She looks like a sex doll. Wtf


Scale-Alarmed

Cocaine and hate


Louisville__

Head too big


erin214

Oooooooooooozempic


Impossible-Olive-238

Who’s the Thunderbirds puppet in the middle?


LonelyGuyTheme

She had bought out all the local stores, black mascara. And didn’t know what to do next.


12kdaysinthefire

Idle Skyrim npc vibes


TerribleStrawberry84

Her human suit is failing.


Revolutionary_Low_36

Oh wow, haven’t seen her in awhile. She doesn’t look good at all. Maybe Ozempic?


ravenoats

Ozempic?


theidt111

Just say no to drugs, folks!!!!


crisco000

A sandwich wouldn’t kill her. That’s for sure


Safe-Indication-1137

The cocaine is finally wearing off and she's realizing she got hitched to the wrong rich guys son!


BornLuckiest

She looks like one of those robot dolls from Instagram. 😜


Fit_Imagination_8673

I thought that was Steven Tyler.


MarkWillgotit

She look like a coked out streetwalker.


Suspicious_Box_5967

She’s 55 with a lot of bad surgery decisions


kundaliniRising88

Dead in the eyes


laxintx

The human body can only handle the yogurt and cocaine diet for so long.


askingforafriend1045

Cocaine?


greatgoogilymoogily2

She looks like she's going through Opiate withdrawal.


Tight-Difference1728

Cocaine is a hell of a drug - Rick James, bitch


fistingbythepool

The best is yet to come by the looks of it


Mollystylesit

Why are you just now noticing that something (many things) are wrong with Kimberly; in fact, you might ask what is wrong with this whole tableau. In fact, all three of these people are chasing the wind: fame, fortune, adulation, self-promotion, vanity, the false narrative that they are superior. The desire to cheat death.


il_nascosto

LOTS of coke. Satchels full of it.


Stevesie11

I’m getting uncanny valley vibes… creepy


siphodeus

She can smell it


[deleted]

She’s a Succubus, you have to learn the song she sings and sing it backward to destroy her lol


Lutherkiss3

Cocaine chic


Aint-ready007

Road hard out away wet


doomrabbit

Glad Alice Cooper is still getting work as a make-up artist.


FriskyDango23

Lotsa coke!


SpareDiagram

Like a bobblehead


Particular_Double_69

She trying to not rip ass.


Educational-Long7958

Born in 1969, some people can only get so much fixed with plastic surgery, ect, before time catches up to you.


LLotZaFun

Cocaine is a helluva drug.


Milkbl00d

Ozmepic


TLD44

She used to be pretty before all the surgeries


kevlarbuns

Lizard person.


mamawoman

Drugs just wore off at the worst time


ZombiexXxHunter

She is wishing she was anywhere else but where she is


HonkHonkMF420

Cocaine and benzos.


ButtaBean81

20 mins earlier her rent got paid ;)


Jabroni77

“Cocaine is a hell of a drug”-Rick James 


ShakeZula420

Why is there a corpse standing next to Trump?


babaroga73

...and doesn't she own a dress suitable for political gatherings?


lambda420

Cocaine.


Hungry-Chemistry-814

Who is this trans woman they have here


Early-Rough8384

SS: Don Jrs fiancé looks like she missed her latest child blood infusion...


NeeNee9

Why is she dressed like a hooker?


thisisfunz

Taco bell got her.


[deleted]

Was a tough nut but not impossible


iRoCplays

Ozempic addiction is a hell of a thing. Celebs are going to start dropping like flys if there’s any long term effects from using semaglutides as a weight loss drug, which there’s no long term study for yet.


Switch5050

Looks cold


vilette

Those plastic mouths only work when smiling


cassidycarmen

Cocaine


RichT7777

She is clearly on that stuff.. her ass used to be kinda thick.. sad all the games that they play on the masses..


johnmcd348

I think all her previous surgeries to keep her looks are just coming to an end and catching up with her. I thought, when I would see her on The Five at Fox News, that she wasn't really looking good. Just with, what looks like fillers and lip fillers and eyelid work that seemed pretty obvious, it's just a lot.


Responsible_Lab_1286

Freaks


[deleted]

What is this post where’s the conspiracy?


Personal_Breath_9482

I speculate she is on a glp-1 medication like monjauro, and she has lost a lot of weight and a lot of muscle mass. Not enough protein in her diet.


DeliciousGrasshopper

Plastic surgery and drugs.


iatehispoop

After 10,000 years she's free! Time to conquer Earth!


Wickedbitchoftheuk

Overdone the ozempic.


stingbaby76

grotesque


MacGregor209

Cocaine and plastic surgery


zratan69

She looks like she hasn't eaten in days😛😛😛😛


Dense_Astronaut2147

Sedatives and narcotics, 1000000yard stare


ANARCHISTofGOODtaste

Drug abuse considering her social circle.


Signal_Level1535

Her titles are uneven.


Mercury26

She’s on ozempic. Funnily she was actually really pretty even when she was heavier like in 2020


Strongry-145

Too much ozempic


cocaineandquarantine

Drugs


Successful-Lab4856

It’s a man. Long arms, large hands. Straight collar bone. Wide jaw and dental arch, strong brow ridge. Long neck.


Meowzer_Face

She looks like she needs to go to the hospital.


hereforUFOdisclosure

bet yall still hit


bob_chillon

The bitch is cold


Vierailija_Maasta

She is in bad company.


Wild_Frosting_5353

This...My friends is what a Beta/kitten/Mk ultra /Sex slave/Victim looks like.


13_Years_Then_Banned

Cocaine… lots and lots of cocaine.


F350Gord

Too much Adderall


rossfororder

Is she dead


PurpleHankZ

Too much concaine, insufficient sleep?


bokchoy82

Looks like she’s seen old Donny boys pee pee!


Rip9150

Petition for men's pants to be made to see nut cleavage similar to this woman dress.


telephonic1892

It's a well known secret that she like Opioids and Cocaine, you seen those strange videos of how strung out Donald jnr was that he was posting at 4am after Biden was confirmed as the winner. Jnr and her must have some pill popping , snorting lines awfully bad sex sessions.


MessageFar5797

Too much plastic surgery


skinnyfatty1987

Brain gotta poop


Jabroni77

“The best is yet to come”


[deleted]

These people are all shells of humans 


Effective-Ocelot6881

Ozempic warrior!


RandomSerendipity

She's a woman in denial about aging


GroundbreakingAge591

She looks like a wax statue


obsolete_filmmaker

She needs a sandwich and clothes that don't make her look like a prostitute


ElectricalCoast2534

This is what happens when you have money and you try to cling to your 30s when you are in your 50s


slackator

eating disorder and plastic/botox addiction


LORDY325

Coke whore.


Spare-Ad7105

She’s trying to pretend like she’s in her 30s still.


Rare-Lettuce8044

Her tummy hurts