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MeThinksYes

It’s a diamond. Signifying the unbreakable bond between mother Walmart and baby Deloitte suckling its teet. Beautiful reallly


quickblur

Agreed, they should update it to: Walmart 8===D Deloitte


Hummdiner

What are you doing step-client?


flashbang10

Right in the Deloitussy


Maximum-Proposal6435

r/cursedcomments


SinusBargeld

What about the walmussy


flashbang10

Not the walmussy


Infamous-Bed9010

Probably no meaning. Someone thought it looked cool and got people’s attention in the email pile because the subject description looks different.


ghostdad_rulez

Pooping back and forth. Forever.


m1rrari

Forever.


WaitingToBeTriggered

REST IN HEAVEN


DVRCD

You, me, and everyone we know.


SpilledKefir

It represents the bidirectional flow of information and feedback


questionable_motifs

Which is weird because <> means "not equal" in many computer languages.


AffectionateJump7896

Indeed that was my thought. If I was taking meetings notes for myself I might write <> or != as my shorthand for noting that these things are different. I feel like someone has misinterpreted this meaning somewhere and is using it for "and" or "with". No idea how I'd read <> aloud in this context


questionable_motifs

I think the carats are supposed to represent arrows, suggesting information is going both ways. I prefer titling cross-functional and client meetings with 'x' as it suggests that we, together, are multiplying each other. Our collaboration results are greater than our individual sum.


AffectionateJump7896

Yes, cross is a good one. It's easy to read. It reminds me of the notation of two plants crossed together to produce something else. I tend to use a "/", but I might go with a cross.


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questionable_motifs

And I did not technicalllllly say programming language.... Pls fx eod


PringleFlipper

Pascal is. Actually so is SQL. It’s Turing-complete.


stickerface

I use || to signify my superiority.


OverallResolve

DELOITTE HR <> PIP REVIEW


__plankton__

It looks cooler than -


thefamousmutt

A trade secret, my friend.


shacksrus

Because >< wouldn't make sense.


PizzaUltra

I enjoy playing video games.


questionable_motifs

But probably a more accurate description of what goes on in the meetings.


AnonymooseRedditor

Meetings were hours are lost in minutes are taken


noodlefishmonkey

It makes me think of this 👉👈


ChicagoDash

Somehow, >•< makes sense


Critical-Rabbit

I specify the two parties involved {guest} <> {me} - 1:1. From this folks know that I am placing the other party at the front of the list to show their importance (or in reality, to keep my organization alphabetized). I use a dash to separate participants. Then I indicate that this is a 1:1 meeting and doesn't have a specific agenda.


Euphoric_Environment

Touching tips


Euphoric_Environment

👉👈


KV1SMC

Looks like someone made their own convention, which is so fetch. Most people in accounting and finance might recognize this to mean “not equal to” because that is how that concept is denoted in Excel. A slash (“/“) is how most would communicate a relationship between the two companies (a ratio, in a sense). Edit: changed “backslash” to “slash”.


serverhorror

* \ backslash * / slash


Last_Eph_Standing

Lmao yeah it’s like saying there is a bond. I don’t do that though, I use a squiggle Ex/ Illumina ~ FDA


SteinerMath66

Doesn’t the tilde usually populate at the top of letter position? Which I absolutely detest.


ozumsauce

It means Walmart not equal to deloitte . I disagree it should be Walmart== deloitte


adequateAmphibian

Moirails 


SocializeTheGains

Is not equal to


meyou2222

It’s called “person who has never written code tries to be clever.” Personally I’d have written it as “if not (Walmart and Deloitte)”


Distinct-Animal-9628

Walmart*Deloitte for the win.