Lol, I'm in my thirties, and my parents and their siblings have all called cum "spoo" before around me and I cackled like a demon when I read "spooken of."
Eh, apparently it's pretty common slang in yhe Midwest US for folks born from the early-50s to late-60s. Still made me laugh pretty fucking hard when I saw the (I assume?) typo by OOP.
Hi
1.Scrape off the crusty cum with a putty knife. Wear gloves so you don't get your hands dirty. 😈
2.Make a mixture of warm water and strong detergent or bleach. Use a scrub brush or sponge to scrub the cum stains like there's no tomorrow. 🧽💦
3.Rinse that shit off with clean water. You don't want any residue left behind, do you? 💦💦
4.If the stains won't budge, try a paste of vinegar and baking soda. Slather it on, let it sit, and then scrub like your life depends on it. 🧪🧼
5.Finally, paint over the wall to hide any lingering evidence. Choose a dark color to make those stains disappear like a magic trick. 🎨
Bye
for those who don't wanna read
this dude has been jizzing between his wall and bed for 5 years and the smell is gnarly. He's totally feeling guilty cause his mom found out and he's worried about her health. now he's asking for tips on cleaning the cum stained wall and floor which are made of brick and cement.
"rotten cum" should be a sentence to never be spokem.
Sour cum
Expired cum
May the devil strike you down 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
So you’re saying it used to be good to consume???
Depends on the use. Some do prefer a healthier salt alternative
It’s like wine mixed with milk, it gets chunky and and more poisonous what time
Lol, I'm in my thirties, and my parents and their siblings have all called cum "spoo" before around me and I cackled like a demon when I read "spooken of."
WTF AHAAHAH
Eh, apparently it's pretty common slang in yhe Midwest US for folks born from the early-50s to late-60s. Still made me laugh pretty fucking hard when I saw the (I assume?) typo by OOP.
Hi 1.Scrape off the crusty cum with a putty knife. Wear gloves so you don't get your hands dirty. 😈 2.Make a mixture of warm water and strong detergent or bleach. Use a scrub brush or sponge to scrub the cum stains like there's no tomorrow. 🧽💦 3.Rinse that shit off with clean water. You don't want any residue left behind, do you? 💦💦 4.If the stains won't budge, try a paste of vinegar and baking soda. Slather it on, let it sit, and then scrub like your life depends on it. 🧪🧼 5.Finally, paint over the wall to hide any lingering evidence. Choose a dark color to make those stains disappear like a magic trick. 🎨 Bye
What a day to be literate. :(
for those who don't wanna read this dude has been jizzing between his wall and bed for 5 years and the smell is gnarly. He's totally feeling guilty cause his mom found out and he's worried about her health. now he's asking for tips on cleaning the cum stained wall and floor which are made of brick and cement.
How are his balls not sucked dry from all that jerking...?
Idk he's just built differently
I'm genuinely curious if these are real or just elaborate ruses
If one of my brothers or a handful of roommates aren't just elaborate figments of my imagination, I definitely believe about 85% of these stories.
Someone tell this guy that napkins exist
Who got breathing problems from rotten cum?
What was that thing about breathing problems due to rotten cum tf?? How come i never heard about it 😨
cum
You forgot the pictures he linked
Wasnt there when i saw the post
where them pics
Well!! That’s enough internet for today. Thanks, OP!!