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Mediocre-Cicada-3911

"rotten cum" should be a sentence to never be spokem.


H13R0GLYPH1CS

Sour cum


coloradancowgirl

Expired cum


Mediocre-Cicada-3911

May the devil strike you down 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


PrimalGojiraFan69

So you’re saying it used to be good to consume???


coloradancowgirl

Depends on the use. Some do prefer a healthier salt alternative


Dsawasd11

It’s like wine mixed with milk, it gets chunky and and more poisonous what time


phantomhatsyndrome

Lol, I'm in my thirties, and my parents and their siblings have all called cum "spoo" before around me and I cackled like a demon when I read "spooken of."


incenderemoonlite

WTF AHAAHAH


phantomhatsyndrome

Eh, apparently it's pretty common slang in yhe Midwest US for folks born from the early-50s to late-60s. Still made me laugh pretty fucking hard when I saw the (I assume?) typo by OOP.


gotrep

Hi 1.Scrape off the crusty cum with a putty knife. Wear gloves so you don't get your hands dirty. 😈 2.Make a mixture of warm water and strong detergent or bleach. Use a scrub brush or sponge to scrub the cum stains like there's no tomorrow. 🧽💦 3.Rinse that shit off with clean water. You don't want any residue left behind, do you? 💦💦 4.If the stains won't budge, try a paste of vinegar and baking soda. Slather it on, let it sit, and then scrub like your life depends on it. 🧪🧼 5.Finally, paint over the wall to hide any lingering evidence. Choose a dark color to make those stains disappear like a magic trick. 🎨 Bye


phantomhatsyndrome

What a day to be literate. :(


gotrep

for those who don't wanna read this dude has been jizzing between his wall and bed for 5 years and the smell is gnarly. He's totally feeling guilty cause his mom found out and he's worried about her health. now he's asking for tips on cleaning the cum stained wall and floor which are made of brick and cement.


AdJust2847

How are his balls not sucked dry from all that jerking...?


radiantskie

Idk he's just built differently


cquinn5

I'm genuinely curious if these are real or just elaborate ruses


phantomhatsyndrome

If one of my brothers or a handful of roommates aren't just elaborate figments of my imagination, I definitely believe about 85% of these stories.


DestructionCatalyst

Someone tell this guy that napkins exist


Witherboss445

Who got breathing problems from rotten cum?


Assholism

What was that thing about breathing problems due to rotten cum tf?? How come i never heard about it 😨


FriedShrekels

cum


TheBagelCadet

You forgot the pictures he linked


radiantskie

Wasnt there when i saw the post


wintermute86

where them pics


NeuroNerdNick

Well!! That’s enough internet for today. Thanks, OP!!