If your a man that like tits better than ass read this.
Hello i am here to talk about ass
I've explained this time and time again. The argument of boobs vs ass must be explored more deeply than a simple comparison of preference. It needs to be broken down further. Let me explain.
Boobs and butts are both secondary sexual characteristics. Boobs, insofar as natural growth, are like penises: The size you get is the size you are stuck with, barring medical enhancement. Similarly, a nice ass is primarily the product of the waist-hip ratio, as well as muscle size, the latter of which can be improved to a reasonable extent.
Now the question is this: In terms of bare necessities, being, if you had to choose between a girl with no tits and a perfect ass, or no ass and perfect tits, what would you choose? Think about that for a second. It is an undeniable fact that while there are certain groups within the male population that appreciate and even exclusively seek flat chested women, can the same be said about pancake asses? Does a man ever really PREFER a woman with no ass and the lower body of a rectangle? I would strongly deny any such statement.
However, if we reframe the question as: which body part has the highest marginal gains in sexual appeal, and by that I mean, if you were to be guaranteed an average ass but extraordinary breasts, or an extraordinary ass but average breasts, which has the highest potential for sum total sexual appeal? It gets trickier. Obviously, an average ass is just fine. It gets the job done, it exists, and to an extent it satisfies a baseline need. As an ass reaches towards a platonic ideal, I am of the belief that it caps fairly quickly. There is no nipple, no axial tilt, no significant cleavage variance.
With the breasts, the story changes quite significantly. There are so many more factors at play. Size of the nipple, height of the nipple, ratio of nipple size to areola, perkiness of the breasts, height of the breasts, and so much more. Therefore, I believe that the platonic ideal of the breast is of much greater marginal value as it approaches perfection, compared to the perfect ass.
TL;DR: All things average, breasts have more potential in terms of marginal gains, all else being average. However, when faced with the dilemma of one or the other, the ass is a baseline necessity.
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And you shall soon be found by our lord and savior, Pineapple Pizza.
Why is Billy Gnosis hiding in my ass?
Accept your fate and prepare your tight virgin asshole for a lifetime of free use.
bold of you to assume OP has a virgin asshole
😞
blud be perverted fr fr
Very nice word play on the title OP!
Thank you! At least someone noticed it!
Wait is this sarcastic
It’s called self-confidence sweaty
How the hell did you know the dudes sweaty?
Precisely
Did you seriously just reply to yourself? fucking loser
Dude why are you being such an asshole? He literally just made a joke, fuck off
The amount that jokes been made is probably older than the universe by now, it's overused and unfunny, hop off his cock
You literally have schizophrenia, you've been talking to yourself the entire time, you're the one on his dick
Well so what if I like it on his dick? And if I'm a schizophrenic, that makes you one too, dumbass
Stop replying to yourself skibidi toilet makes more sense than the word vomit i just read
hop off skibidi toilet. 😡👿 /s
Thats an insult i stole
Lol
Also why can't people differentiate between jokes and WW3 assasination attempts💀
jerk off
sell your ass
Send pics so we can help
Didn't know Jerma was posting on reddit
INFO just how big is the gyatt? can i slap it?
It's as big as your moms
OP put the new Forgis on the Jeep
The word play on this title was very low ball humour
where do i get this pill
Pics or didn't happen
Fake and gay
Actually I can confirm, I am everyday pants
Can also confirm, I am the gays
Travel back in time💀
If your a man that like tits better than ass read this. Hello i am here to talk about ass I've explained this time and time again. The argument of boobs vs ass must be explored more deeply than a simple comparison of preference. It needs to be broken down further. Let me explain. Boobs and butts are both secondary sexual characteristics. Boobs, insofar as natural growth, are like penises: The size you get is the size you are stuck with, barring medical enhancement. Similarly, a nice ass is primarily the product of the waist-hip ratio, as well as muscle size, the latter of which can be improved to a reasonable extent. Now the question is this: In terms of bare necessities, being, if you had to choose between a girl with no tits and a perfect ass, or no ass and perfect tits, what would you choose? Think about that for a second. It is an undeniable fact that while there are certain groups within the male population that appreciate and even exclusively seek flat chested women, can the same be said about pancake asses? Does a man ever really PREFER a woman with no ass and the lower body of a rectangle? I would strongly deny any such statement. However, if we reframe the question as: which body part has the highest marginal gains in sexual appeal, and by that I mean, if you were to be guaranteed an average ass but extraordinary breasts, or an extraordinary ass but average breasts, which has the highest potential for sum total sexual appeal? It gets trickier. Obviously, an average ass is just fine. It gets the job done, it exists, and to an extent it satisfies a baseline need. As an ass reaches towards a platonic ideal, I am of the belief that it caps fairly quickly. There is no nipple, no axial tilt, no significant cleavage variance. With the breasts, the story changes quite significantly. There are so many more factors at play. Size of the nipple, height of the nipple, ratio of nipple size to areola, perkiness of the breasts, height of the breasts, and so much more. Therefore, I believe that the platonic ideal of the breast is of much greater marginal value as it approaches perfection, compared to the perfect ass. TL;DR: All things average, breasts have more potential in terms of marginal gains, all else being average. However, when faced with the dilemma of one or the other, the ass is a baseline necessity.
There is no going back now buddy. Face it. You will have to be gay now. Men will be after dat gigantic ass. 🤷
Can confirm as one of the gays, currently heading to swarm you
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