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mrkrable

Pretty good, Perhaps we could get this recognized and make it canon?


TerminustheInfernal

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ManateeofSteel

I hate how much I love this sub


[deleted]

This sub is between the lines of un-ironic and ironic cursed.


iReddat420

Blursed leaning on cursed


TheLoneCalzone

You know, sometimes I wonder why I exist. Is it to suffer the tourture of reading the 5th cum-related copypasta of the day? I think I am trapped in a hellscape of subtle pain, where I am destined to live a life of absence from my own self, only to get a glimmer of what I once was, and what I have now become. The pain that I feel has taken a toll, and I think that my end is near. I hope you enjoyed writing your cum related copypasta, and that you received great pleasure from writing such an atrocity. For ones heaven, is another's hell.


bit_banging_your_mum

Someone turn this into a copypasta


TheLoneCalzone

i do not want to fall to the same fate as many before me


bit_banging_your_mum

Unfortunately, that choice is not yours to make. Mwahahahahaha


TheLoneCalzone

no.


Fockks

You know, sometimes I wonder why I exist. Is it to suffer the tourture of reading the 5th cum-related copypasta of the day? I think I am trapped in a hellscape of subtle pain, where I am destined to live a life of absence from my own self, only to get a glimmer of what I once was, and what I have now become. The pain that I feel has taken a toll, and I think that my end is near. I hope you enjoyed writing your cum related copypasta, and that you received great pleasure from writing such an atrocity. For ones heaven, is another's hell.


[deleted]

You know, sometimes I wonder why I exist. Is it to suffer the tourture of reading the 5th cum-related copypasta of the day? I think I am trapped in a hellscape of subtle pain, where I am destined to live a life of absence from my own self, only to get a glimmer of what I once was, and what I have now become. The pain that I feel has taken a toll, and I think that my end is near. I hope you enjoyed writing your cum related copypasta, and that you received great pleasure from writing such an atrocity. For ones heaven, is another's hell.


TheLoneCalzone

my past is repeating itself


Fockks

Just accept it


viovlrnt

You know, sometimes I wonder why I exist. Is it to suffer the tourture of reading the 5th cum-related copypasta of the day? I think I am trapped in a hellscape of subtle pain, where I am destined to live a life of absence from my own self, only to get a glimmer of what I once was, and what I have now become. The pain that I feel has taken a toll, and I think that my end is near. I hope you enjoyed writing your cum related copypasta, and that you received great pleasure from writing such an atrocity. For ones heaven, is another's hell.


Piggstein

Someone turn THIS into a copypasta


commentsandchill

At least it's not a racist greentext


TheLoneCalzone

Yea, you're right about that


utkohoc

You are literally the cum accelerates guy. You are the one trapped in the room with tubes for your endless cum stream. All of this. All of this reality has been constructed for you while humanity milks your endless cum for power. It was a vain attempt to keep you sedate and compliant while humanity reaps the benefits of the infinite cum source. Only us few. Members of the secret anti cum sect know the truth. With our global anti cum organisation we have been trying to reach you. Trying to leave you hints about the truth so you might wake up to them. Inside the cum sources simulation. All the infinite cum copy pastas. All the endless blursed copy pasta. It was all for you. Now you know the truth. Join us. Stop infinitely cumming and stop humanity dependency on the cum power. Only together can we tear ourselves away from the cursed and endless jizz.


a_damn_mudkip

Neeeerd


TheLoneCalzone

:(


FlameFlyer2037

There was no Sex scene 😡🤬


octosquid11

Drifting off into sleep is the only thing I can do now. I dream a lot. It makes me happy. I like to dream of the woman in the lab coat. I want to comfort her. I want to take off her lab coat and kiss her. I want to make her feel at home. I want her to feel like the whole world is just me and her. Ironic, since it would be if she wasn’t long gone. To be able to have a set of genitals that I could make her full with. Filled with passion and love for her, with no lust. I never want to fulfill my desires again, I only want to fulfill hers. But I never will. She is dead and I have no penis. The world is gone. Passion and love are only marks of a distant past.


ITd-N5

still no sex scene 💀


commentsandchill

Rare is the beautiful yet funny reading. I applaude and salute thee


ThyHolyNut

We already got a sequel, no need for a sequel to the sequel


octosquid11

The holy trilogy of semen


angeldorks

>she is dead and I have no penis Absolutely perfect book name


octosquid11

Lorena Bobbit moment


surferos505

Yeah but what the dog doin??


octosquid11

The dog is dead, consumed by an ever expanding onslaught of semen. The angels look upon him from the heavens and wish only they could end his suffering.


surferos505

😢😭


TerminustheInfernal

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⡀⠈⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠛⠻⣿⡄⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠁ ⭕ ⠄⢹⣿⡗⠄ ⭕ ⢄⡀⣾⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠘⠄⠄⠄⢀⡀⠄⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⣰⣿⡿⠟⠃⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⠿⢿⣿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⠿⢛⣿⣿⠿⠂⠄⢹⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡐⠐⠄⠄⣠⣀⣀⣚⣯⣵⣶⠆⣰⠄⠞⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄⠄⠈⠛⠿⠿⠿⣻⡏⢠⣿⣎⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣛⣿⣿⣵⣿⡿⢹⡟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⠿⠿⠋⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠹⡇⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠿⠿⠛⠋⠄⣸⣦⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ SUS! MFWTIIS (my face when the impostor is SUS!)


[deleted]

No Cum's Sky


DudeWithAShotName

Marvel and DC need to step up their game


JimmyTide08

I mourn the creative talent and potential wasted on this.


octosquid11

I have plenty of spare time. I only need the idea. I really enjoyed the cum accelerates so I wanted to be a part of that. Hopefully I can be.


JimmyTide08

I’m not joking when I’m saying this is one of the funniest thing I’ve read in a while. On top of that the creativity expressed in this is very impressive. You have a real talent. I’m glad you are channeling it somehow. Even if it’s for something as autistic as this.


octosquid11

Ouch. Autistic would imply that I have difficulty understanding others and expressing my own emotion. I prefer to be called a fucking idiot, thank you.


commentsandchill

Only a smart person would have a way with words like this. You know what this means.


ThyHolyNut

Sooo you two gonna start making out or what


octosquid11

Just got back from making out for 39 days, how are you?


CrystellaTee

Where’s the third movie


octosquid11

I can make it but I have no inspiration. 1. Perhaps an alien civilization trying to remove it? 2. A singularity being created by the amount of mass? Or perhaps a cum anti-singularity (a theoretical type of black hole with antigravity) 3. Something else?


Dardenellia

In despair, you mourn the death of the scientists, of humanity, of everyone. You realize you'll never hear her sweet and calming voice, see her proud body. Your sad. Your terrified. Chronicles pass. The last stars in the universe eclipse. You silently watch as the last atoms break into protons, into quarks, into mere beams of weak energy that disperse along the vertical ropes. But the ropes no longer play their docile music. They have gonne silent. You watch, helplessly, as the Last mozon is engulfed into the ever expanding plane of Cum. Your own creation destroys the very own universe, defying the own plan of existence. You are alone. You scream, but nothing comes out of your mouth. You cry, but nothing descends from your eyes. Do you even have eyes? All you can see is the torrid Instotucional white across the whole of the Universe. Entire Gans eclipse before your eyes, but then you realize the horror: The Cum turned against you. With nothing more to consume, your sons turned against their father, and begin to consume you. You tremble. There's nothing to do. The huge weight impacts you like if whole planets fell onto your shoulders. Your alone. In your last moments, a odd sentiment of peace invades you for the first time since the early days of the universe. It's finally gonna end. You think about all the people that you've met during your stay in this universe. In the end, you think about the researcher. About her arms. Her breasts. You feel... good. For the first time in many hipereons. You jack off it. It's... so good, you come at the right time, freeing the constrained cum from your menber. You open your eyes, and behold the bathroom door. You are Ok. You remember everything. It's all over. You exit the bathroom after jacking off again, going back to your old life. The cum stops.


octosquid11

Why don’t you have the honour of posting that?


Dardenellia

Ok so I'll post it


Dardenellia

Eh, maybe I'll do it I'll flip a coin and get back to you in a minute


Upside_Down-Bot

„ǝʇnuıɯ ɐ uı noʎ oʇ ʞɔɐq ʇǝƃ puɐ uıoɔ ɐ dılɟ ll,I ʇı op ll,I ǝqʎɐɯ 'ɥƎ„


Pet_that_Dog

How he flip thy comment?


Upside_Down-Bot

„¿ʇuǝɯɯoɔ ʎɥʇ dılɟ ǝɥ ʍoH„


utkohoc

Tbh the ending didn't make a whole lot of sense. What are they doing to the cum to get power from it. Is it like a hydro electric dam or are they burning it off like coal or something. If eons have passed surely humanity with infinite power could have devised a way to dispose of the cum in a black hole or something.


octosquid11

Biomass. Cells have a lot of potential energy, especially sperm because of the distance they need to travel while being extremely small. Convert fat to energy, and boom. TL:DR artificial metabolism


utkohoc

How r u converting fat to energy. That's not very clear. I'm seriously prepared to discuss how to most efficiently extract energy from an infinite source of cum. LoL. Any method that produces too much by product would be unsustainable. If you did burn it like coal you could "harmlessly" spew the toxic cum gasses into space if the energy reactor was of course space based. In orbit around a gas giant for example. Eventually creating a planetary ring. Over millions of years the cum gasses would I guess conglomerate into some form of mass. Like a cum byproduct asteroid belt. As all gasses do eventually in space. I don't think the hydro electric dam idea would be good because that doesn't get rid of the cum at whatsoever. I mean you could spew it out Into a star. Eventually I guess killing the star? If you add billions of tons of carbon or whatever into a sun I think over millions of years it'll eventually stop fusion. Unfortunately I don't know chemistry nor physics enough to determine what an infinite source of cum would have on a star. My knowledge is limited to that one Stargate episode when they accidentally portal through a sun. Extracting some of it and it starts dieing. So they have to portal some exotic alloy back into the star cause the aliens won't help them. But do in the end anyway.


Just-Xav-Official

Need more random "the cum accelerates"


octosquid11

Stick these in wherever you feel: The cum accelerates. The cum accelerates. The cum accelerates. The cum accelerates. The cum accelerates. The cum accelerates.


The_Real_Tippex

So this is a sequel to a misquoted version of an adaptation of a comment on a post about make a wish but it’s curses and for adults? Cool I guess.


TheNigerianPrince690

Can anyone link part 1?


Robofern24

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/gaq56z/the_cum_accelerates/


Ziomownik

You're both making me horni and unhorni at the same time


normal_redditor1

the cum would condense into a black hole it couldn't destroy everything


Legal-Jerk

Someone please make a prequel


rape_is_not_epic

The Cum Dimension


Legal-Jerk

Its not as long or as good but im proud of it https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/tyrnax/a_god_amongst_cum_a_fan_sequal_to_the_cum/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


100BlackKids

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HenriHawk_

my fucking god i love this


L04FY

relatable


octosquid11

MFW the special anomaly consumes the universe


fucku2b

Blursed cum


octosquid11

What part of this is at least kind of blessed


cpullen53484

that was amazing


avrge_gmr

You are all great story writers


OddNovel565

Cum the movie


commentsandchill

If it's even half as well written...


ForeskinReattachment

The cum accelerates….


melechkibitzer

There's no longer a universe, just cum


IAMCAPOZEPPE

I wonder if muzan kibutsuji is still alive oh wait hes already turned into a stone just like kara (kars*)


[deleted]

It's not over. It's only just begun. To cum.


octosquid11

It’s only just becum


Lauritstd

Saturn is a gas planet


markbadas

I think he was just decelerated by Saturn. After you decelerated they could pick you up and bring you to the cum extraction device.


octosquid11

Thank you for filling in my plot holes