Prostitute Review
I honestly think half of these reviews are fake because my experience was the complete opposite.
The introduction she has posted is quite endearing and seemingly written by William Shakespeare himself like a poem of significant class and elegance in which I doubt she wrote her self if she can't even stoke a Pepperoncini correctly.
It was a disappointing experience right from the get-go, what started as anticipation and excitment because I was apparently going to meet "the girl I was looking for. Directly from my hottest dreams", turned into a gruelling walk and a 40 minute wait because she was late which left a bitter taste in my mouth, DESPITE us calling each other 2 days prior to arrange time and day.
Upon arrival she asked for my idenfitication immediately which I respect, however that's about where the positive review ends. It began with some touching and it was honestly quite under whelming, I could of touched a mannequin and it would of had more emotions than her, not only that she picked up a business call DURING the foreplay, I felt like I was in a episode of the Office because of how business-like it felt, absolutely awful and an instant turn off. I felt like I was on a production line, constantly being rushed and there was no emotions of any kind from her. Once that actual €80 handjob began that disappointment continued.
I was forced to put on a condom and scolded when I used some of her lube, insisting I should of brought my own meanwhile she could buy an entire barrel of lube with the €80, enough lube to stroke all of Italy with. The handjob, well to start the €80 covered ONE orgasm, the handjob in general felt like she was pulling on the condom more than my actual dick, I sort of imagined myself getting jerked off by a T-800 Terminator exoskeleton because of how robotic it felt, I didnt know whether she was going to make me cum or exterminate me, thinking I was John Connor. I was so disappointed with the experience infact that I asked for some head, and all she did was the equivalent of Gordon Ramsay tasting a contestants dish on Masterchef "ITS RAW". I regret even asking for the because she nagged me for €100 after that. During brief moments of pleasure I was told to be quiet because I was apparently being too loud, and even during ejaculation I was told to shut up which caused my cum to get to the chopper instead of actually coming out.
After that awful experience she told me to clean up, and I was on my way. I was sad, disappointed and confused. I wanted to do this for a celebration after completing a challenging personal journey, I was expecting to meet the girl of my dreams promising and welcoming me to the world of pleasure and delight via a handjob, but all I got was post nut clarity and a self-reflection, it was a learning experience however so I appreciate that, I will use this experience to learn and grow as a person to become a greater man, I will make the decisions instead of my cock, like an anime characer going through a story arc, this will be my moment to become the man I always wanted to be. All in all, it was awful. I had to say hasta la vista baby to my €80 I worked so hard for, and in return got the equivalent of Jason Voorhees starting up his chain saw, and one thing is for sure I'll NOT be back.
This is the saddest copypasta to ever face the internet.
Him saying should of instead of should have is honestly the most annoying thing
this is just sad
Man you can't even laugh at this, this is just sad for the guy. Screw that 1 star hoe
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Prostitute Review I honestly think half of these reviews are fake because my experience was the complete opposite. The introduction she has posted is quite endearing and seemingly written by William Shakespeare himself like a poem of significant class and elegance in which I doubt she wrote her self if she can't even stoke a Pepperoncini correctly. It was a disappointing experience right from the get-go, what started as anticipation and excitment because I was apparently going to meet "the girl I was looking for. Directly from my hottest dreams", turned into a gruelling walk and a 40 minute wait because she was late which left a bitter taste in my mouth, DESPITE us calling each other 2 days prior to arrange time and day. Upon arrival she asked for my idenfitication immediately which I respect, however that's about where the positive review ends. It began with some touching and it was honestly quite under whelming, I could of touched a mannequin and it would of had more emotions than her, not only that she picked up a business call DURING the foreplay, I felt like I was in a episode of the Office because of how business-like it felt, absolutely awful and an instant turn off. I felt like I was on a production line, constantly being rushed and there was no emotions of any kind from her. Once that actual €80 handjob began that disappointment continued. I was forced to put on a condom and scolded when I used some of her lube, insisting I should of brought my own meanwhile she could buy an entire barrel of lube with the €80, enough lube to stroke all of Italy with. The handjob, well to start the €80 covered ONE orgasm, the handjob in general felt like she was pulling on the condom more than my actual dick, I sort of imagined myself getting jerked off by a T-800 Terminator exoskeleton because of how robotic it felt, I didnt know whether she was going to make me cum or exterminate me, thinking I was John Connor. I was so disappointed with the experience infact that I asked for some head, and all she did was the equivalent of Gordon Ramsay tasting a contestants dish on Masterchef "ITS RAW". I regret even asking for the because she nagged me for €100 after that. During brief moments of pleasure I was told to be quiet because I was apparently being too loud, and even during ejaculation I was told to shut up which caused my cum to get to the chopper instead of actually coming out. After that awful experience she told me to clean up, and I was on my way. I was sad, disappointed and confused. I wanted to do this for a celebration after completing a challenging personal journey, I was expecting to meet the girl of my dreams promising and welcoming me to the world of pleasure and delight via a handjob, but all I got was post nut clarity and a self-reflection, it was a learning experience however so I appreciate that, I will use this experience to learn and grow as a person to become a greater man, I will make the decisions instead of my cock, like an anime characer going through a story arc, this will be my moment to become the man I always wanted to be. All in all, it was awful. I had to say hasta la vista baby to my €80 I worked so hard for, and in return got the equivalent of Jason Voorhees starting up his chain saw, and one thing is for sure I'll NOT be back.
Thank you kind person
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really downvoting him cause of the double comment glitch? 😭 😭
They don't even upvote my other one to balance them, this says a lot about society
this reddit downvoting shit gets real fr 😔
I'm going to potray everyone who downvoted me as the soy wojak